I find Bayonetta more sexually attractive than any living woman.

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#51 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"] He can have that monster looking woman. :o

no_more_fayth

I am unaware of what monster looking woman your referring to, but NO.:x:P

Hahaha.

I was calling Bayonetta ugly. :P

Her proportions may be a bit weird but she isn't ugly, dammit! :x

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#52 KidCudi37
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[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"] He can have that monster looking woman. :o

no_more_fayth

I am unaware of what monster looking woman your referring to, but NO.:x:P

Hahaha.

I was calling Bayonetta ugly. :P

Oh. In that case, I approve of this statement.:P:lol:
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#53 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"] I am unaware of what monster looking woman your referring to, but NO.:x:PDJ-Lafleur

Hahaha.

I was calling Bayonetta ugly. :P

Her proportions may be a bit weird but she isn't ugly, dammit! :x

I'd pick Judith, Rita, or Estelle from ToV over her anyday. :P

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#54 MaxPred2010
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The broads around here are fug. But I know there's a lot of people who would try to get Bayonetta. I'd fight them all, and win. I mean if she was real.
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#55 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

ayanami_rei can totally pull off the Bayonetta look.

DJ-Lafleur

......I like the way you think.

>____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.
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#56 RobboElRobbo
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I stopped finding real people sexually attractive a while ago, I also do not think Bayonetta is attractive. Also, people need to stop saying "go outside and you'll find real women attractive", people are different than you.

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All humans are the same. Human = Human

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#57 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="KidCudi37"] I am unaware of what monster looking woman your referring to, but NO.:x:PDJ-Lafleur

Hahaha.

I was calling Bayonetta ugly. :P

Her proportions may be a bit weird but she isn't ugly, dammit! :x

Yeah she is. :P

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#58 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

ayanami_rei can totally pull off the Bayonetta look.

ayanami_rei

......I like the way you think.

>____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.

She's way too thick.

Don't worry, Ayanami. :o

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#59 clayron
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The broads around here are fug. But I know there's a lot of people who would try to get Bayonetta. I'd fight them all, and win. I mean if she was real. MaxPred2010
Not to judge; that is very creepy.
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#60 MistressMinako
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[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]That's a good way of looking at the situation. Go hunt down Bayonetta, TC!

That's the spirit! :P
He can have that monster looking woman. :ono_more_fayth
That's not really the spirit... but I guess we will work on you. :P
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#61 RGDT021
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this article is startlingly relevant and she is hawtApocalypse33

What a fantastic artile! I lol'd many-a-time!

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#62 entropyecho
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>____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.ayanami_rei

You don't have to be 7 feet tall. You can do it. I know it, you know it, and now OT knows it.

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#63 shadowkiller11
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Ive always thought she was very strangely proportioned.Big_Bad_Sad
This i found her rather scary how her structure was.
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#64 MaxPred2010
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[QUOTE="MaxPred2010"]The broads around here are fug. But I know there's a lot of people who would try to get Bayonetta. I'd fight them all, and win. I mean if she was real. clayron
Not to judge; that is very creepy.






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#65 CocoMarshmellow
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Even me? :(
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#66 NoobisMaxcimus
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That's kinda pathetic. She's not even proportioned like a real human being.

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#67 ayanami_rei
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

......I like the way you think.

no_more_fayth

>____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.

She's way too thick.

Don't worry, Ayanami. :o

She's too thick? :lol: If she's thick, then I must be thick.
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#68 no_more_fayth
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Her witch friend was wayyyy better looking. :P

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#69 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"]

>____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.entropyecho

You don't have to be 7 feet tall. You can do it. I know it, you know it, and now OT knows it.

He is right. Now I know it.

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#70 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"] >____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.ayanami_rei

She's way too thick.

Don't worry, Ayanami. :o

She's too thick? :lol: If she's thick, then I must be thick.

Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

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#71 KidCudi37
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Even me? :(CocoMarshmellow
I find bayonetta very unattractive simply because she is a SERIES OF PIXELS. But yes, especially you.
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#72 MaxPred2010
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"] >____> Why did you have to go bringing my name up in all this? I'm also not 7 ft tall.ayanami_rei

She's way too thick.

Don't worry, Ayanami. :o

She's too thick? :lol: If she's thick, then I must be thick.

I don't even know what you look like. But I'm pretty sure it's nothing close to Bayonetta.

Her proportions look fine to me. I mean like DAYUM fine.

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[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="KidCudi37"] You shouldn't be so accepting about this. It kind of encourages this kind of odd behavior.:x:P

Hey... hey.. hey... He prefers Bayonetta... that is one less man that you have to worry about snagging the women you want. :o:P

Agreed. But when I have a child with that women that is one more man i have to worry about trying to tell my kids it's okay to marry a video game character.:lol:

Well... with your fame.... it is kinda bad light for you if that happens to your child. Paparazzi will be all over that like a fat kid all over a cake. Raise them to like real humans... stat!
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#74 ayanami_rei
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Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

no_more_fayth
:| My hips are bigger than hers.
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

ayanami_rei
:| My hips are bigger than hers.

so are mine :|
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#76 CrystalFox
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[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

Are you kidding me? Samus Aran is way hotter.

DJ-Lafleur

Samus is also hot.

If there were a game where Samus and Bayonetta crossed games and worked together, that would the greatest form of pixelated sexiness ever.

That is almost too hot. Can you imagine the cut-scenes?

*Samus jumps into the middle of the screen blasting pirates left and right*

Bang!! Bang!! *charges* BOOOOM!!!

All of a sudden a Metroid jumps on her head and starts sucking the life out her!! Oh noez!!

*Bayonetta comes in out of nowhere in slow-mo and pulls the guns out of her shoes*

Double bang!! *metroid dies*

Samus Aran: Thank you Bayonetta, if it wasn't for you I'd be dead.

Bayonetta: No worries Samus, it's my pleasure.

*make-out scene*

8)

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#77 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

ayanami_rei

:| My hips are bigger than hers.

But you're not monstrous looking. ;)

You look like a human.

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#78 MistressMinako
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Her witch friend was wayyyy better looking. :P

no_more_fayth
The blonde chick? No way. I mean... no way. ....Seriously. No way.
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#79 Apocalypse33
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

no_more_fayth

:| My hips are bigger than hers.

But you're not monstrous looking. ;)

You look like a human.

you're assuming...
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#80 CannedWorms
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I stopped finding real people sexually attractive a while ago, I also do not think Bayonetta is attractive. Also, people need to stop saying "go outside and you'll find real women attractive", people are different than you.

Yangire
Just curious; who is your perfect pixel woman (or girl:?)?
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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"] Hey... hey.. hey... He prefers Bayonetta... that is one less man that you have to worry about snagging the women you want. :o:P

Agreed. But when I have a child with that women that is one more man i have to worry about trying to tell my kids it's okay to marry a video game character.:lol:

Well... with your fame.... it is kinda bad light for you if that happens to your child. Paparazzi will be all over that like a fat kid all over a cake. Raise them to like real humans... stat!

My point exactly. Even without my fame, I wouldn't want my kids thinking it's okay to marry something fake simply because other men are doing it.:P
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#82 Apocalypse33
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her witch friend was wayyyy better looking. :P

MistressMinako
The blonde chick? No way. I mean... no way. ....Seriously. No way.

Jeanne was uggles
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[QUOTE="ayanami_rei"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her legs are terribly thick! And her hips and chest!

Gross.

:|

Apocalypse33
:| My hips are bigger than hers.

so are mine :|

Mine aren't ;)

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#84 entropyecho
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[QUOTE="Yangire"]

I stopped finding real people sexually attractive a while ago, I also do not think Bayonetta is attractive. Also, people need to stop saying "go outside and you'll find real women attractive", people are different than you.

CannedWorms

Just curious; who is your perfect pixel woman (or girl:?)?

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Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.

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#86 no_more_fayth
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[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her witch friend was wayyyy better looking. :P

MistressMinako

The blonde chick? No way. I mean... no way. ....Seriously. No way.

Yes way!

Yes way! Yes way!

But I have to admit, Cereza was, like, the cutest little girl evers. :)

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#87 KidCudi37
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[QUOTE="DJ-Lafleur"]

[QUOTE="CrystalFox"]

Are you kidding me? Samus Aran is way hotter.

CrystalFox

Samus is also hot.

If there were a game where Samus and Bayonetta crossed games and worked together, that would the greatest form of pixelated sexiness ever.

That is almost too hot. Can you imagine the cut-scenes?

*Samus jumps into the middle of the screen blasting pirates left and right*

Bang!! Bang!! *charges* BOOOOM!!!

All of a sudden a Metroid jumps on her head and starts sucking the life out her!! Oh noez!!

*Bayonetta comes in out of nowhere in slow-mo and pulls the guns out of her shoes*

Double bang!! *metroid dies*

Samus Aran: Thank you Bayonetta, if it wasn't for you I'd be dead.

Bayonetta: No worries Samus, it's my pleasure.

*make-out scene*

8)

No such thing as a "too hot" when your talking about video games. Nothing can even be slightly hot in a video game.:x:P
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She is attractive (as far as fake girls go). I think it is the voice and glasses that do it for me...sexy, naughty English Librarian/Teacher look But why anyone would prefer that to a real girl is beyond me :?
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#89 KidCudi37
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Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.Warship_19
This. I forgot to mention this.:lol:
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#90 RobboElRobbo
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Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.Warship_19

I love it when people pull this in OT. :lol:

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[QUOTE="Warship_19"]Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.KidCudi37
This. I forgot to mention this.:lol:

*high five*
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#92 worlock77
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I'm guessing the TC has never touched a real woman. That or he's trolling.

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#93 KidCudi37
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[QUOTE="Warship_19"]Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.RobboElRobbo

I love it when people pull this in OT. :lol:

I agree with it.:P:lol:
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#94 RobboElRobbo
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[QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"][QUOTE="Warship_19"]Your just like those guys who like that anime crap.KidCudi37

I love it when people pull this in OT. :lol:

I agree with it.:P:lol:

Me too :P

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I never thought the Bayonetta character was very attractive.
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I used to be like this. Then I went outside for like 5 minutes and realized how much of a socially awkward shut-in I was at the time.
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#97 MistressMinako
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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

Her witch friend was wayyyy better looking. :P

Apocalypse33
The blonde chick? No way. I mean... no way. ....Seriously. No way.

Jeanne was uggles

Haha... I had to make sure who we were talking about so I googled her. She wasn't blonde but still.. Yup.. same person. No way... I am with you on this one. :P
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#98 flordeceres
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She is attractive (as far as fake girls go). I think it is the voice and glasses that do it for me...sexy, naughty English Librarian/Teacher look But why anyone would prefer that to a real girl is beyond me :?rawsavon

that justifies misslibrarian

except she's the human counterpart

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#99 blazblue152
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Well i'm with the TC here. virtual girls are hot :P

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#100 NoobisMaxcimus
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[QUOTE="KidCudi37"][QUOTE="RobboElRobbo"]

I love it when people pull this in OT. :lol:

RobboElRobbo

I agree with it.:P:lol:

Me too :P

Partial agreement on my part high five!