mmmmm jk rowling is gorgeous would love to meet her
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Pff. At the very least, it's okay. Terrible? Go take a nap.BluRayHiDefNot really. Your sentence structures are pretty bad. They don't flow well together, you crammed too much into the sentences.
Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby.Pff. At the very least, it's okay. Terrible? Go take a nap.
BluRayHiDef
Ewww....not a good looking person.that picture of jk rowling has made me unable to focus on the subject at hand i will be returning to the discussion in aprox 10 minutes.
liberalus
[QUOTE="liberalus"]Ewww....not a good looking person. i am not attracted to her looks. i am attracted to her independence. success, and intelligencethat picture of jk rowling has made me unable to focus on the subject at hand i will be returning to the discussion in aprox 10 minutes.
LJS9502_basic
[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="liberalus"]Ewww....not a good looking person. i am not attracted to her looks. i am attracted to her independence. success, and intelligence Yeah but you cant fap to success and intelligence.that picture of jk rowling has made me unable to focus on the subject at hand i will be returning to the discussion in aprox 10 minutes.
liberalus
[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby.Pff. At the very least, it's okay. Terrible? Go take a nap.
Ninja-Hippo
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby.[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"][QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
Pff. At the very least, it's okay. Terrible? Go take a nap.
BluRayHiDef
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Again, you're getting butthurt. Dont ask for opinions if you don't want them. Heck, I held back. If I'm being really honest, your writing is laughably terrible. That's chapter ONE. That's the first chapter and it's incredibly dull within seconds. A publisher would not have finished reading that sample before you got rejected. And seeing as you asked for a comparison with JK Rowling, I'm guessing you're going for a publishable standard. You're way off. Your basic english and sentence structure is poor. You're overly descriptive in some places and write like a child in others. Her rosy red lips? Are you ****ing kidding?Overall the entire scene is just worthless; a woman gets up and finds that the thermostat doesn't seem to be functioning. And this takes you a page and change. Riveting.
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I do not write fiction, I write legal textbooks.
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Do not post anything here again and ask for opinions because clearly you want approval, not opinions.Â
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[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"] Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby. Ninja-Hippo
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Again, you're getting butthurt. Dont ask for opinions if you don't want them. Heck, I held back. If I'm being really honest, your writing is laughably terrible. That's chapter ONE. That's the first chapter and it's incredibly dull within seconds. A publisher would not have finished reading that sample before you got rejected. And seeing as you asked for a comparison with JK Rowling, I'm guessing you're going for a publishable standard. You're way off. Your basic english and sentence structure is poor. You're overly descriptive in some places and write like a child in others. Her rosy red lips? Are you ****ing kidding?Overall the entire scene is just worthless; a woman gets up and finds that the thermostat doesn't seem to be functioning. And this takes you a page and change. Riveting.
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I do not write fiction, I write legal textbooks.
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Do not post anything here again and ask for opinions because clearly you want approval, not opinions.Â
Damn.....I agree with Ninja for once. Seriously Bluray....your writing does need work. You need to get people interested from the start in your writing.....and that was actually a chore to read. That's beside the sentence issues I've already mentioned.[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"] Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby. Ninja-Hippo
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Again, you're getting butthurt. Dont ask for opinions if you don't want them. Heck, I held back. If I'm being really honest, your writing is laughably terrible. That's chapter ONE. That's the first chapter and it's incredibly dull within seconds. A publisher would not have finished reading that sample before you got rejected. And seeing as you asked for a comparison with JK Rowling, I'm guessing you're going for a publishable standard. You're way off. Your basic english and sentence structure is poor. You're overly descriptive in some places and write like a child in others. Her rosy red lips? Are you ****ing kidding?Overall the entire scene is just worthless; a woman gets up and finds that the thermostat doesn't seem to be functioning. And this takes you a page and change. Riveting.
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I do not write fiction, I write legal textbooks.
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Do not post anything here again and ask for opinions because clearly you want approval, not opinions.Â
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You're basing your criticism on your experience in which your work was harshly edited during the publishing process. However, as you said, you write legal texts, not fiction, so your experience cannot be used to criticize my work. Furthermore, all of my college professors complemented me on my writing. So, as I said, I honestly disagree. Also, vague criticisms like "your sentence structure is poor" are meaningless without examples and explanations. Besides, I have a very good understanding of grammar, so that criticism is bollocks.
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You're basing your criticism on your experience in which your work was harshly edited during the publishing process. However, as you said, you write legal texts, not fiction, so your experience cannot be used to criticize my work. Furthermore, all of my college professors complemented me on my writing. So, as I said, I honestly disagree. Also, vague criticisms like "your sentence structure is poor" are meaningless without examples and explanations. Besides, I have a very good understanding of grammar, so that criticism is bollocks.
BluRayHiDef
I made your opening paragraph better. Learn to take a few notes without engaging rage mode.
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Emma Fords awoke to a seemingly desolate vessel. Her resting pod took pride of place in the centre of her living quarters, an upright enclosure more tomb than bed. Her heart rate slowly climbed, emerging from its long hibernation as life returned to her nervous system, her eyes easing themselves open to take in the dim surroundings. The pristine white quarters were host to few clues of human life; a desk and chair to the left, a closet on the right. The exit was flanked by digital storage drive containers, status lights flickering in the dark affording a subtle electronic glow to the otherwise forlorn atmosphere. After the routine scan, she raised a numb arm and softly pressed her hand against one of the twin glass panels, opening the doors with a swift whisper of motion. She emerged from her temporary coffin and stood idle for a second, waiting for her senses to return, for life to take hold. Immediately something wasn't right. For all its sparsity and minimalism, a room truly void of human sentiment, something still felt missing. Something familiar, something omnipotent; something which should have made itself known. Gerald. The ship's AI, Gerald's digital voice had become engrained in Emma's psyche, like a rising sun back home his presence wasn't just custom - it was expected - one of few consistencies in an otherwise chaotic vacuum. Emma brushed back the auburn strands of hair which covered her heavy eyes, inhaled the sharp artificial air and uttered an irritated greeting. "Gerald?", she murmured. "Gerald - where's my good morning?"
 [spoiler] Get a refund on that college education [/spoiler]
Her success is not a fluke, I love her writing. AbstractRadicalOn a superficial level people do like the story....but if you pay attention....you'll see her writing is a bit sophomoric with overuse of adjectives, telling rather than showing, contradictions in the world she created, and massive amounts of deus ex machina. I guess it depends on what you want out of a book......
"Do you guys think her quality as a writer warrants her wealth?" is just the wrong question to ask. quality and wealth have no obligation to go hand in hand. stephenie meyer is not a quality writer, but she is an extremely wealthy one. michael bay is not a quality director, but he is also extremely wealthy due to his craft. they've both just made things that a lot of people were willing to pay for. LoG-SacramentThis is the right attitude if you ask me. Hell look at Larry David; the dude made 800 million dollars off Seinfeld. I love Seinfeld as much as the next guy but one dude making 800 MILLION DOLLARS just for having an idea for a sitcom? Make something people love and money is inevitable.
Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby.[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"][QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
Pff. At the very least, it's okay. Terrible? Go take a nap.
BluRayHiDef
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Remember that you're writing to entertain. You're not writing to create a series of technically impressive sentences.[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"][QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"] Next home truth - if you're going to get butthurt when people criticise your writing you clearly care more about sparing your feelings than you do about producing good work. I've published two books, neither fiction thankfully, and with both I had to go to weekly meetings and have an editor tell me how sh1t my last draft is. I would work for hours and hours on a submission and have it mailed back to me completely covered in red pen and notes, with a big line drawn through entire pages. Either get over it and get back to work, or find another hobby. SolidSnake35
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I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
Remember that you're writing to entertain. You're not writing to create a series of technically impressive sentences.They weren't impressive. Don't give him false hope.[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]Remember that you're writing to entertain. You're not writing to create a series of technically impressive sentences.They weren't impressive. Don't give him false hope. Perhaps, but I feel that was his aim... and it made him lose sight of whatever he should've been doing.Â
I'm sorry, but I honestly disagree with you. I know it's not perfect, but awful? Oh, please. What exactly is "wrong" with it? Let me guess. It's too detailed and technical? Well, that's how I intended it to be. Show me a sample of your writing.
LJS9502_basic
[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
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You're basing your criticism on your experience in which your work was harshly edited during the publishing process. However, as you said, you write legal texts, not fiction, so your experience cannot be used to criticize my work. Furthermore, all of my college professors complemented me on my writing. So, as I said, I honestly disagree. Also, vague criticisms like "your sentence structure is poor" are meaningless without examples and explanations. Besides, I have a very good understanding of grammar, so that criticism is bollocks.
Ninja-Hippo
I made your opening paragraph better. Learn to take a few notes without engaging rage mode.
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Emma Fords awoke to a seemingly desolate vessel. Her resting pod took pride of place in the centre of her living quarters, an upright enclosure more tomb than bed. Her heart rate slowly climbed, emerging from its long hibernation as life returned to her nervous system, her eyes easing themselves open to take in the dim surroundings. The pristine white quarters were host to few clues of human life; a desk and chair to the left, a closet on the right. The exit was flanked by digital storage drive containers, status lights flickering in the dark affording a subtle electronic glow to the otherwise forlorn atmosphere. After the routine scan, she raised a numb arm and softly pressed her hand against one of the twin glass panels, opening the doors with a swift whisper of motion. She emerged from her temporary coffin and stood idle for a second, waiting for her senses to return, for life to take hold. Immediately something wasn't right. For all its sparsity and minimalism, a room truly void of human sentiment, something still felt missing. Something familiar, something omnipotent; something which should have made itself known. Gerald. The ship's AI, Gerald's digital voice had become engrained in Emma's psyche, like a rising sun back home his presence wasn't just custom - it was expected - one of few consistencies in an otherwise chaotic vacuum. Emma brushed back the auburn strands of hair which covered her heavy eyes, inhaled the sharp artificial air and uttered an irritated greeting. "Gerald?", she murmured. "Gerald - where's my good morning?"
 [spoiler] Get a refund on that college education [/spoiler]
No his is actually better.....Â
- Your edition is different, but not better. I don't consider stylistic changes to necessarily be better, but only grammatical ones, which were not necessary. Also, I don't like your style; I lik mine. This rewritten paragraph is your work, not mine.Â
- The changes you made in regard to Emma's physiological state (e.g. numb arm, returning senses) were well-intentioned but ultimately inappropriate...because Emma Fords is a gynoid (I was going to reveal this eventually. Even she does not know). Her name is actually a play on her serial number (Emma Fords -> M4...).Â
BluRayHiDef
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It doesn't matter that you had ideas to introduce later.....as far as reading the two paragraphs.....his did create the world better.
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You're basing your criticism on your experience in which your work was harshly edited during the publishing process. However, as you said, you write legal texts, not fiction, so your experience cannot be used to criticize my work. Furthermore, all of my college professors complemented me on my writing. So, as I said, I honestly disagree. Also, vague criticisms like "your sentence structure is poor" are meaningless without examples and explanations. Besides, I have a very good understanding of grammar, so that criticism is bollocks.
BluRayHiDef
I made your opening paragraph better. Learn to take a few notes without engaging rage mode.
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Emma Fords awoke to a seemingly desolate vessel. Her resting pod took pride of place in the centre of her living quarters, an upright enclosure more tomb than bed. Her heart rate slowly climbed, emerging from its long hibernation as life returned to her nervous system, her eyes easing themselves open to take in the dim surroundings. The pristine white quarters were host to few clues of human life; a desk and chair to the left, a closet on the right. The exit was flanked by digital storage drive containers, status lights flickering in the dark affording a subtle electronic glow to the otherwise forlorn atmosphere. After the routine scan, she raised a numb arm and softly pressed her hand against one of the twin glass panels, opening the doors with a swift whisper of motion. She emerged from her temporary coffin and stood idle for a second, waiting for her senses to return, for life to take hold. Immediately something wasn't right. For all its sparsity and minimalism, a room truly void of human sentiment, something still felt missing. Something familiar, something omnipotent; something which should have made itself known. Gerald. The ship's AI, Gerald's digital voice had become engrained in Emma's psyche, like a rising sun back home his presence wasn't just custom - it was expected - one of few consistencies in an otherwise chaotic vacuum. Emma brushed back the auburn strands of hair which covered her heavy eyes, inhaled the sharp artificial air and uttered an irritated greeting. "Gerald?", she murmured. "Gerald - where's my good morning?"
 [spoiler] Get a refund on that college education [/spoiler]
You've completely missed the point. The details of the character are irrelevant, that's up to you to decide. I cant possibly know what you're trying to do, I can only take one paragraph and show you how it can be expressed in a manner which is less laborious and dull to read.Â
- Your edition is different, but not better. I don't consider stylistic changes to necessarily be better, but only grammatical ones, which were not necessary. Also, I don't like your style; I lik mine. This rewritten paragraph is your work, not mine.Â
- The changes you made in regard to Emma's physiological state (e.g. numb arm, returning senses) were well-intentioned but ultimately inappropriate...because Emma Fords is a gynoid (I was going to reveal this eventually. Even she does not know). Her name is actually a play on her serial number (Emma Fords -> M4...).Â
BluRayHiDef
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Your main problem isn't your writing, it's your attitude. You cannot take criticism and you have an overly inflated sense of your own work's quality. Do you think Jonathan Franzen takes five years to write a book because he's lazy? By the time he gets a novel that he's happy to publish he's probably written ten times that much in material all of which he's completely discarded or re-drafted or edited over and over and over again.
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You cannot just write a page, spell check it and trust that your own genius is good enough to make it publishable.
You've completely missed the point. The details of the character are irrelevant, that's up to you to decide. I cant possibly know what you're trying to do, I can only take one paragraph and show you how it can be expressed in a manner which is less laborious and dull to read.[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
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- Your edition is different, but not better. I don't consider stylistic changes to necessarily be better, but only grammatical ones, which were not necessary. Also, I don't like your style; I lik mine. This rewritten paragraph is your work, not mine.Â
- The changes you made in regard to Emma's physiological state (e.g. numb arm, returning senses) were well-intentioned but ultimately inappropriate...because Emma Fords is a gynoid (I was going to reveal this eventually. Even she does not know). Her name is actually a play on her serial number (Emma Fords -> M4...).Â
Ninja-Hippo
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Your main problem isn't your writing, it's your attitude. You cannot take criticism and you have an overly inflated sense of your own work's quality. Do you think Jonathan Franzen takes five years to write a book because he's lazy? By the time he gets a novel that he's happy to publish he's probably written ten times that much in material all of which he's completely discarded or re-drafted or edited over and over and over again.
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You cannot just write a page, spell check it and trust that your own genius is good enough to make it publishable.
Let him send it to a publisher. If it gets rejected, he'll have to improve. Or he'll say the world isn't fair and give up.Let him send it to a publisher. If it gets rejected, he'll have to improve. Or he'll say the world isn't fair and give up.SolidSnake35
I only posted a critique because he specifically asked for one. Normally I'd never criticise anyone else's work in progress because I know that my own is sh1tty and takes multiple drafts to get right.
[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Let him send it to a publisher. If it gets rejected, he'll have to improve. Or he'll say the world isn't fair and give up.Ninja-Hippo
I only posted a critique because he specifically asked for one. Normally I'd never criticise anyone else's work in progress because I know that my own is sh1tty and takes multiple drafts to get right.
Yes but he wanted praise.....not criticism.:P[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]Let him send it to a publisher. If it gets rejected, he'll have to improve. Or he'll say the world isn't fair and give up.LJS9502_basic
I only posted a critique because he specifically asked for one. Normally I'd never criticise anyone else's work in progress because I know that my own is sh1tty and takes multiple drafts to get right.
Yes but he wanted praise.....not criticism.:P In my experience, you never get praise from anyone but your own mother.I don't believe writing can be objectively criticized in regard to style, but only grammar, vocabulary, and plot structure. Whether or not something is dull to read is a matter of opinion, not fact. You may find it boring, but others may not. Some people find Tolkien's style tedious, but others do not.
So you posted a writing sample which contains no plot or structure, because it's only a couple of paragraphs, and you're a self-proclaimed master of structure and grammar and reject any assertions that these things could use improvement. So I have to ask - why bother asking for an assessment of your writing? Your vocabulary and sentence structure are perfect (so says you) and nobody can know what the plot of the book is from one page, so what kind of an assessment are you looking for exactly?I don't believe writing can be objectively criticized in regard to style, but only grammar, vocabulary, and plot structure.
BluRayHiDef
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You're also confusing preference with criticism. I personally don't enjoy Tolkien's writing style, though I'd never say it was bad. I've read LOTR, the Hobbit and the Silmarilion and they're all outstanding pieces of work, though certainly not perfect. Just because I find his style tedious or dense at times doesn't mean it's BAD. There's a difference between what you prefer and what is of objectively poor quality.
Your sentence structure was horrific dude. Plot is not important since there isn't enough to talk about.I don't believe writing can be objectively criticized in regard to style, but only grammar, vocabulary, and plot structure. Whether or not something is dull to read is a matter of opinion, not fact. You may find it boring, but others may not. Some people find Tolkien's style tedious, but others do not.
BluRayHiDef
So you posted a writing sample which contains no plot or structure, because it's only a couple of paragraphs, and you're a self-proclaimed master of structure and grammar and reject any assertions that these things could use improvement. So I have to ask - why bother asking for an assessment of your writing? Your vocabulary and sentence structure are perfect (so says you) and nobody can know what the plot of the book is from one page, so what kind of an assessment are you looking for exactly?[QUOTE="BluRayHiDef"]
I don't believe writing can be objectively criticized in regard to style, but only grammar, vocabulary, and plot structure.
Ninja-Hippo
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You're also confusing preference with criticism. I personally don't enjoy Tolkien's writing style, though I'd never say it was bad. I've read LOTR, the Hobbit and the Silmarilion and they're all outstanding pieces of work, though certainly not perfect. Just because I find his style tedious or dense at times doesn't mean it's BAD. There's a difference between what you prefer and what is of objectively poor quality.
Once again, you cannot objectively criticize a style of writing, but only the technical aspects of writing. Heck, the terms "good" and "bad" are subjective by nature. You say that even though you don't enjoy Tolkien's style, you'd never call it bad. Guess what? That's an opinion. There are people who would call it bad. You can't seem to understand that.Â
[QUOTE="DavesAlt"]Write us a short story, bluStesilaus
Here's one:
The last person on Earth sat alone in a room. Â There was a knock at the door.
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Who's there?i'll chime in here (on blu's writing)...
you seem to have some good ideas and a basic grasp on the technicality of writing, but you're work comes off as pretentious, as if you're trying to mimic popular styles; it lacks its own voice.
keep at it tho; everyone starts out like that and it takes time to develop your own style
You reject all criticism and therefore asking for a critique is a redundant exercise. You will never write anything publishable because your attitude is juvenile and you have an inflated sense of ability.Once again, you cannot objectively criticize a style of writing, but only the technical aspects of writing. Heck, the terms "good" and "bad" are subjective by nature. You say that even though you don't enjoy Tolkien's style, you'd never call it bad. Guess what? That's an opinion. There are people who would call it bad. You can't seem to understand that.Â
BluRayHiDef
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