Omegle!

Omegle -- Chat with Strangers!

Go there. Post what conversations you've had. Troll or not, they're bound to be hilarious.

Here's my last one.

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Stranger:Hello, I am looking for a woman over 25

You:That's not what you've got =]

Stranger:ok

You:Have a nice day =]

Stranger:you too

Stranger::)

:lol:

I love trollin'/ messing with the perverts on that site. :P

I got this.

Stranger: yo

You: Herro!

Stranger: herro big boi

Stranger: hot chow chow for u?

You: I am the Walrus. >=O

Stranger: oh rearry

Stranger: i am bao big goi

Stranger: boi

You: Yes, rerry

You: Kthnxbai.

Stranger: finland?

You: no hoofland

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger:Yo

You:Hey.

Stranger:this is weird

You:Don't be weird. It's going to be ooook.

Stranger:ummmmm

Stranger:.......

Stranger:ok thats just creepy

You:You're being weird.

You have disconnected.

:)

I've had some really good conversations there. I met one really nice girl a few months ago who I talk to on MSN basically every day now. :)kamikaze_pigmy

It's probably a man.:?

I went on there and right away some guy started swearing at me for being from America, saying I hate muslims and calling me a zionist:cry:

I've had some really good conversations there. I met one really nice girl a few months ago who I talk to on MSN basically every day now. :)kamikaze_pigmy

That's what he wants you to think.

You: ASL?

Stranger: 40,000, ?. Space

Stranger: I'm the moon

You: Oh sweet, I'm the sun, wanna cyber?

You: It'll be hot

Puns FTW

You: FIRST!

Stranger: SECOND!

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LETCHU DOWN!

Stranger: THIS WEBSITES FULL OF FREAKS!

[QUOTE="kamikaze_pigmy"]I've had some really good conversations there. I met one really nice girl a few months ago who I talk to on MSN basically every day now. :)Person0

It's probably a man.:?

That's what he wants you to think.The_Weird_Guy

[QUOTE="Person0"]

[QUOTE="kamikaze_pigmy"]

It's probably a man.:?

kamikaze_pigmy

That's what he wants you to think.The_Weird_Guy

[QUOTE="Person0"]

[QUOTE="kamikaze_pigmy"]

It's probably a man.:?

kamikaze_pigmy

That's what he wants you to think.The_Weird_Guy

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Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

As fun as it is, it gets really scary, like really, really scary.CRS98

[QUOTE="Person0"] It's all lies they are using many cam.kamikaze_pigmy

Ok, here's my 3rd or so attempt at chatting.

You: Hellote

Stranger: hi

You: I'm a tree, but I'm also a man, I am... Treeman.

Stranger: wao

You: Yes, I can turn into any tree that is a White Oak, and only that one White Oak.

Stranger: its a new species of human???

You: No, I just walked up to a tree one day and, sadly, it absorbed me.

Stranger: great sir

Stranger: what do u do beside treeing

You: I fall down to crush my enemies, and blind them with leaves if there is a breeze.

Stranger: good

Stranger: woa

Stranger: good rhym

Stranger: what do you do by profession?

You: I make nuts for squirrels. The squirrels consider me guardian of the park.

Stranger: that great social work

You: Ok, this is total boring. Goo'bye.

You have disconnected.

Best conversation...EVA.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Oh hai.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: whats up?

You: The sky.

Stranger: where r u?

Stranger: outside

You: Yes. I'm in the forest.

You: Disposing of the body.

Stranger: ooh kill anyone?

You: Yes. Your mother. =P

Stranger: well thats kinda weird

Stranger: cause shes in the kitchen

Stranger: so i think u killed someone elses mother

You: Dammit...

You: Is she making you a sammich?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: she cleaning the fish tank

You: In...The kitchin?

Stranger: well

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: its a tiny little tank

Stranger: shes cleaning it out in the sink

You: kthnxbai

Stranger:Hello, I am looking for a woman over 25

You:That's not what you've got =]

Stranger:ok

You:Have a nice day =]

Stranger:you too

Stranger::)

GHlegend77

I had guy that had asked the same question. Anyways...

Stranger: asl?

You: 17

You: F

You: Jurassic Park

You: I'm a t-rex

You: rarrr

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think I just talked to someone over Gamespot...

:|

do over...

Stranger: hey ^^

You: Please help they are after me!!

Stranger: who?

You: THEM!! THE BUNNIES!!

You: They'll know you've been talking to me, they'll be after you too!!

Stranger: who are they?

You: THE BUNNIES, MAN!!

You: THEY HAVE PANCAKES ON THEIR HEADS!!

Stranger: I don't understand u sorry

You: RUN FOR YO LIFE!!

You: IT'S ALL FAKE, NEO. WE'RE IN THE MATRIX!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Can anyone type up that FBI warning thing like in the last thread. I used to post that and people disconnected so fast. Gave me a good laugh.

Can anyone type up that FBI warning thing like in the last thread. I used to post that and people disconnected so fast. Gave me a good laugh.

muffincakes87

It wont work for me.

[QUOTE="muffincakes87"]

Can anyone type up that FBI warning thing like in the last thread. I used to post that and people disconnected so fast. Gave me a good laugh.

GHlegend77

Brilliant!!

Stranger: heyy

You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.

Stranger: parden

Stranger: ?

You: I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.

Stranger: this is my first time ever using this

You: I'm sorry, but you've been reported.

Stranger: why tho ?

You: Information such as this is classified