Omegle!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: female with msn ?

You: if i told you otherwise, would you disconnect?

Stranger: no

You: well, i am a man

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was pretty good I guess:

You: Hi!

You: HI.

You: HI?

You: Hi-C

You: Is delicous.

Stranger: hi

You: Whats up?

Stranger: i have pierced my tongue

Stranger: :D

You: =O

You: Thats sounds painful.

You: How does this: =P, work with you then?

You: Since the emote doesn't have a hole in it?

You: If you used this emote, would that be considered lying for you?

It's been a while since I 'Megled. There are some diamonds in the rough on that sight.

I pretended to be a girl and got some guy from India to give me his phone number hahaAgent-Zero

Stranger: i wat uuuuuu

You: there is one thing I have to tell yo

Stranger: tell

You: 2 years ago, I was a man. But I had surgery and am now a woman.

Stranger: then

Stranger: wat

Stranger: no problem

Stranger: nw u r comple women

Stranger: wat u think

Stranger: i really

Stranger: wann u

Stranger: hi You: herro Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHYYY?! :cry:Baconbits2004

Omegle users are very grammer-consious. :)

Mine can't be posted on OT. :|

Stranger: hi

You: Answer this quickly
You: Whats your fav. cereal?
Stranger: cheerios
Stranger: :D
You: HELL YES CHEERIOS
Stranger: what a freak? :D
You: How old are you?
Stranger: just 14
Stranger: u?
You: 19
Stranger: really?
You: I live in india
You: in a Fallout shelter
Stranger: what in it anyway? :D
You: lol, wut?
Stranger: what is t anyway, i meant :D
You: Have you never played a video game called Fallout 1, 2, or even 3?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: but i've heard of them
You: Oh, well its alot like that game, but in India.
You: I kill Super Mutants in my spare time.
Stranger: wait, the house in in fire, have to go!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha..

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]Stranger: hi You: herro Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHYYY?! :cry:SideSwipes

Omegle users are very grammer-consious. :)

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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]Stranger: hi You: herro Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHYYY?! :cry:Baconbits2004

Omegle users are very grammer-consious. :)

Don't ask them if they love you. :|

Uhhhh the ppl I talk to either are weirdos, say hi then leave, or put me on hold... :?

Uhhhh the ppl I talk to either are weirdos, say hi then leave, or put me on hold... :?

astrozombie37

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Uhhhh the ppl I talk to either are weirdos, say hi then leave, or put me on hold... :?

travisstaggs

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Uhhhh the ppl I talk to either are weirdos, say hi then leave, or put me on hold... :?

astrozombie37

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="SideSwipes"]

Omegle users are very grammer-consious. :)

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Don't ask them if they love you. :|

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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] they don't llike anime either... Stranger: hey You: how is you? You: do you like animes? Your conversational partner has disconnected.Baconbits2004

Don't ask them if they love you. :|

Oh god...

That was me you just talked to. :|

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Don't ask them if they love you. :|

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Oh god...

That was me you just talked to. :|

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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] You: do you love me? Stranger: Yes. Passionately. You: Lets do it. Stranger: Take me now! You: *hugs* Stranger: Yay. You: we are winner? =D Stranger: YEAH!! You: Now what? o.o Stranger: I dunno... You: seconds? Stranger: Sure. Make sure they ain't sloppy. You: *hugs* Stranger: Wow, even better then the first time. You: omg, I lost my virginity twice today. =O Stranger: Let us never speak of this ever again... You: ;_; you don't love afterall, do you? Stranger: I hit it. Then I quit it. You: you evil SOB. O_O You have disconnected. I should have listened. :cry:Baconbits2004

Oh god...

That was me you just talked to. :|

No. I'm serious. :|

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Oh god...

That was me you just talked to. :|

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No. I'm serious. :|

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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] Not sure if serious... XDBaconbits2004

No. I'm serious. :|

I'm sorry I broke your heart. Hug?

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Stranger: hey

You: YEH

Stranger: ok.

You: Did you know that people are in the jungle?

You: sometimes

Stranger: Yeah and sometimes

Stranger: They like attack tree's

Stranger: and stuff

Stranger: because they think the tree's are forming a assault plan.

You: Like George of the Jungle. He was big on the concussive tree damage stuff.

Stranger: Yeah the tree's tottaly set him up, now larry jump to the left!

You: For sure, I think we should be partners and take down the Amazon

Stranger: *slam*, nice one bro.

Stranger: For sure.

Stranger: Ill start cutting down on the south

Stranger: and you start at the top

Stranger: meet you in the middle

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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] Not sure if serious... XDBaconbits2004

No. I'm serious. :|

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No. I'm serious. :|

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I'm sorry I broke your heart. Hug?

Stranger: hello

You: hi there

Stranger: asl?

You: 89/F/NJ

Stranger: 67 male sweden.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.lol

Almost everyone on there is a pervert.SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="CHLOROFOM_RAG"]Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to an elite cyber police force composed of peoples of many different nationalities for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?GHlegend77

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WARNING!

You have just been reported to an elite cyber police force composed of many different peoples for trying to solicit sexual activities from a minor over the internet.

This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment.

Your computer is to be seized in the near future, and you will recieve a call from the CyberPolice tomorrow evening. Try to enjoy your precious television then, Mr. I'm more popular than you! Yeah! Look what happened now!

Omegle has been a prime partner in recording internet convos from people the likes of you and handing them to our central office in Rhode Island.

If you feel this is entrapment, please send your complaints to CyberPoliceHelp@yahoo.com. (Only the real bad boys in the government use Yahoo!). Our e-mail force will be happy to assist you.

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I set up an actual e-mail account too.

ID: CyberPoliceHelp
Pass: Ignea12