Omegle!
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Went there yesterday, was more lulzy. I may get some logs later. :PDgalmunxD I remember them all.
Stranger: riesutelis
You: This is the land of freedom...
What language would "riesutelis" be? Anyone?
Now this is Epic.
Stranger: kusadari semua itu anganku.
You: yo wassup dawg
You: u like me long time?
Stranger: ah my gawd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Long read, but it's worth it.
Stranger: heeey, asl?
You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.
Stranger: Theres no such thing as the cyber police silly(:
You: You have been reported.
Stranger: Lets have a normal conversation honey.
Stranger: I didn't even do anything.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: You disconnect First ****!
Stranger: i dare you.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
You: I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: take that ******
You: Please disconnect now. Harsh language will be delt with.
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label '
Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: im not dumb.
Stranger: ur not from omegle.
You: I am not from Omegle.
You: Please disconnect now.
Stranger: NOT THE CYBER POLICE EITHER.
Stranger: no. you first.
Stranger: mother ******.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: why dont you get some?
Stranger: and get away from me (:
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lyingStranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: I DONT BELIVE YOU
You: I am not from Omegle. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: YOU DISCONNECT
Stranger: prove it.
Stranger: prove it.
Stranger: i dont belive you!
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please please don't call.
Stranger: I will get in trouble.
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: This isnt real.
Stranger: whats my phone number?
You: I do not have such information.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: so you cant call.
Stranger: sorry for your time.
You: I personally do not make report calls.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Who does?
Stranger: I'm about to disconnect
You: John Mayor. Internet report district.
Stranger: if you don't admit that ur a fake.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: and he wouldnt do that to me
Stranger: Dont scare me, please.
Stranger: You can't get phone info
Stranger: I won't give it too you.
You: Inquires can be made tomorrow evening. You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Okay, heres my number. ********
You: Your phone number is in our database. You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Database?
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: The omegle database?
You: I am not with Omegle. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: or the cyber police?
Stranger: who are you with then/
Stranger: i need information to make sure this isnt a scam.
Stranger: or a fake.
Stranger: please, this isnt funny.
You: I am with the Cyber Enforcment. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: I will look them up now.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
He disconnected.
More than likely, he was referring to this:Stranger: riesutelis
You: This is the land of freedom...
What language would "riesutelis" be? Anyone?
moccassins
Maybe you should edit out his phone number. And John Mayer's a musician.Long read, but it's worth it.
Stranger: heeey, asl?
You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.
Stranger: Theres no such thing as the cyber police silly(:
You: You have been reported.
Stranger: Lets have a normal conversation honey.
Stranger: I didn't even do anything.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: You disconnect First ****!
Stranger: i dare you.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
You: I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: take that ******
You: Please disconnect now. Harsh language will be delt with.
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label '
Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: im not dumb.
Stranger: ur not from omegle.
You: I am not from Omegle.
You: Please disconnect now.
Stranger: NOT THE CYBER POLICE EITHER.
Stranger: no. you first.
Stranger: mother ******.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: why dont you get some?
Stranger: and get away from me (:
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lyingStranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying
Stranger: I DONT BELIVE YOU
You: I am not from Omegle. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: YOU DISCONNECT
Stranger: prove it.
Stranger: prove it.
Stranger: i dont belive you!
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Please please don't call.
Stranger: I will get in trouble.
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: This isnt real.
Stranger: whats my phone number?
You: I do not have such information.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: so you cant call.
Stranger: sorry for your time.
You: I personally do not make report calls.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Who does?
Stranger: I'm about to disconnect
You: John Mayor. Internet report district.
Stranger: if you don't admit that ur a fake.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: John Mayor is my uncle!
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: and he wouldnt do that to me
Stranger: Dont scare me, please.
Stranger: You can't get phone info
Stranger: I won't give it too you.
You: Inquires can be made tomorrow evening. You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Okay, heres my number. 840-2392
You: Your phone number is in our database. You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: Database?
You: You will be contacted by phone by tomorrow evening. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: The omegle database?
You: I am not with Omegle. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: or the cyber police?
Stranger: who are you with then/
Stranger: i need information to make sure this isnt a scam.
Stranger: or a fake.
Stranger: please, this isnt funny.
You: I am with the Cyber Enforcment. Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
Stranger: I will look them up now.
You: Please disconnect now. You have been reported.
He disconnected.
SideSwipes
[QUOTE="SideSwipes"]Maybe you should edit out his phone number. And John Mayer's a musician.GHlegend77
Edited the number. And John Mayer was the first name that came to mind. :lol:
Maybe you should edit out his phone number. And John Mayer's a musician.[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="SideSwipes"]
SideSwipes
Edited the number. And John Mayer was the first name that came to mind. :lol:
I fail. :P You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice. Stranger: good to know You: You have been reported. Stranger: ok You: Disconnect now. You have been reported. You will be contacted by phone tomorrow evening. Stranger: why should i disconnect? You: Disconnect now. You have been reported. Stranger: well i am not going to disconnect! You: Fine. You will be contacted tomorrow evening by the cyber enforcement. Stranger: oh really You: Yes/ You: I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice. Stranger: whatever you say Stranger: :P You: Disconnect now. You've been reported. You: LOL Jk, how are you today? Stranger: i am doing fine Stranger: and you? You: Quite well, thank you for asking. You: Have a nice day =] Stranger: you too Stranger: :P[QUOTE="SideSwipes"][QUOTE="GHlegend77"] Maybe you should edit out his phone number. And John Mayer's a musician.GHlegend77
Edited the number. And John Mayer was the first name that came to mind. :lol:
I fail. :P You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: hi You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice. Stranger: good to know You: You have been reported. Stranger: ok You: Disconnect now. You have been reported. You will be contacted by phone tomorrow evening. Stranger: why should i disconnect? You: Disconnect now. You have been reported. Stranger: well i am not going to disconnect! You: Fine. You will be contacted tomorrow evening by the cyber enforcement. Stranger: oh really You: Yes/ You: I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice. Stranger: whatever you say Stranger: :P You: Disconnect now. You've been reported. You: LOL Jk, how are you today? Stranger: i am doing fine Stranger: and you? You: Quite well, thank you for asking. You: Have a nice day =] Stranger: you too Stranger: :PAwww...Good try though. You should've carried on with it.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: Over the hills..
You: and far away..
You: Teletubbies..
You: come out to play
You: Did you know this?
Stranger: yea
You: i like tinky winkys handbag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Have some logs, they contain language however.
Stranger: Hey! Let's not waste our time. Are you
A. A guy (not horny) wanting to talk to a guy
B. A guy (not horny) wanting to talk to a girl
C. A girl (not horny) wanting to talk to a guy
D. A girl (not horny) wanting to talk to a girl
E. A guy (horny) wanting to talk to a guy
F. A guy (horny) wanting to talk to a girl
G. A girl (horny) wanting to talk to a guy
H. A girl (horny) wanting to talk to a girl
I'm a 14 year old girl, G and H
You: WTF
You: WAT U PROBLEM
You: IM NETHER
You: U ********
You:****** I TELL U
You: ********
You: DIE IN HELL U ********
You: U ********* ***********
Stranger: The word is "******"
You: my dad is ded
Stranger:**** OFF
Stranger: HEY
You: HI
Stranger: m or f ?
You: F
Stranger: how old ?
You: 12
Stranger: picture ?
You: NO****U
Oh those creeps... :| And no, that's not my age... Or sex.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: 20 m italy
You: 20 m italy
Stranger: u too?
You: ya
Stranger: tell me something in italian
You: e ti**** e u mario
You: my dad is ded
Stranger: 会说中文吗？(You speak Chinese?)
You: speak english you ******* ******
Stranger: 我不会英文！(I will not English)
You: lolpwned
(taken from yesterday)
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: Favorite movie?
You: Backdoor 2
You: U?
Stranger: LOTR
You: Meh...seriously though mine is the Lion King
Stranger: (Y)
Stranger: Not Little Mermaid?
You: Hell no...Liong King had Lions...and a King
Stranger: Little mermaid got a mermaid and a king!
You: No it got Little and Mermaids!
Stranger: And mermaids is way hotter
You: The femal Lion promises bonersYou: way hotter then Ariel
Stranger: Hum.. questionable..
Stranger: Ariel has some nice
You: True...true...but the female Lions have nice round furry asses
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Perhaps..
You: No its truth...The Little Mermaid just made me hungry and qusetion my orientation
Stranger: So you would fick a tiger insted of a mermaid?
You: Hmmm....thats a toughYou: Does the Mermaid have a vagina?
Stranger: ... Good question :S
Stranger: They can aleast give a blowjob
You: Vagina still feel better
Stranger: Yeah but it's a tiger that's just sick :D
You: Hmm no its not. Its like like having sex with a doll. Soft,fluffy, warm and tight
Stranger: I still choose Ariel though
You: Your lost...Now excuse me...I'm gonna have sex with my cat
Well here is my convo...I'm bored so leave me alone...And I do not support beastiality...
Stranger: hey 21 m uk u? You: WHY HELLO THERE Stranger: WHY Stranger: HELLO THERE OLD CHAP You: MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN D: Stranger: OH Stranger: ARE U LYING TO ME You: no. You: I MEAN You: NO Stranger: OH Stranger: I SEE Stranger: ITS LIKE THAT IS IT You: PERHAPS :0 Stranger: I FEEL LIKE IM ON TOP OF A BUILDING HAVING A CONVERSATION AND I DONT KNOW WHY You: PROBABLY BECAUSE WE'RE YELLING. Stranger: WE ARE? You: SURE. Stranger: SWEET Stranger: LETS GET NAKED AND RUB CHOCOLATE OVER EACH OTHER Stranger: WAIT............... You: YES. Stranger: LOL You: ever heard of gamespot? :0 Stranger: i hae Stranger: hae Stranger: have Stranger: stupid v key You: thtas where I come from Stranger: i come from the misc You: born and raised by a bunch of viodeo game forum posters Stranger: you had a thread from our site on ur site a while back Stranger: lol You: hahahah Stranger: aware? You: I remember that Stranger: haha Stranger: i cant even remember what it was Stranger: was it the chick and the car? You: I think so. Stranger: yeah that went round everywhere Stranger: its all lulz You: fun times :0 Stranger: we got raided by **** You: oh jeez. Stranger: couple days ago Stranger: lol You: what happened? Stranger: scat gay porn etc You: oh gawd. You: I hate **** You: but dont tell them I said that Stranger: haha You: because they'll trace my ip address Stranger: you heard all the **** they do? Stranger: madness You: some of it is hilarious though Stranger: i feel like we are being watched You: ..me too D: Stranger: i live for dnager Stranger: not Stranger: haha You: they know man. they know everything. Stranger: brb blowin computer up
Stranger: hey 21 m uk u? You: WHY HELLO THERE Stranger: WHY Stranger: HELLO THERE OLD CHAP You: MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN D: Stranger: OH Stranger: ARE U LYING TO ME You: no. You: I MEAN You: NO Stranger: OH Stranger: I SEE Stranger: ITS LIKE THAT IS IT You: PERHAPS :0 Stranger: I FEEL LIKE IM ON TOP OF A BUILDING HAVING A CONVERSATION AND I DONT KNOW WHY You: PROBABLY BECAUSE WE'RE YELLING. Stranger: WE ARE? You: SURE. Stranger: SWEET Stranger: LETS GET NAKED AND RUB CHOCOLATE OVER EACH OTHER Stranger: WAIT............... You: YES. Stranger: LOL You: ever heard of gamespot? :0 Stranger: i hae Stranger: hae Stranger: have Stranger: stupid v key You: thtas where I come from Stranger: i come from the misc You: born and raised by a bunch of viodeo game forum posters Stranger: you had a thread from our site on ur site a while back Stranger: lol You: hahahah Stranger: aware? You: I remember that Stranger: haha Stranger: i cant even remember what it was Stranger: was it the chick and the car? You: I think so. Stranger: yeah that went round everywhere Stranger: its all lulz You: fun times :0 Stranger: we got raided by **** You: oh jeez. Stranger: couple days ago Stranger: lol You: what happened? Stranger: scat gay porn etc You: oh gawd. You: I hate **** You: but dont tell them I said that Stranger: haha You: because they'll trace my ip address Stranger: you heard all the **** they do? Stranger: madness You: some of it is hilarious though Stranger: i feel like we are being watched You: ..me too D: Stranger: i live for dnager Stranger: not Stranger: haha You: they know man. they know everything. Stranger: brb blowin computer up
UnamedThing
. ^ By the way, thanks for looking it up for me.
This one is kinda long but it has to be the single funniest thing that ever came out of the internet for me :D
Please take the time to read it, I promise you won't regret it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger.Say hi!
Stranger: Lance?
You: Lance is my name.
Stranger: For real?
You: Yes it is.
Stranger: Are you from Texas?
You: No, NY.
Stranger: How old are you, Lance?
You: 31 Years old.
Stranger: Are you gay Lance?
You: No, are you, Gary?
Stranger: My name is not Gary, Lance.
You: Yes it is, you cannot hide the truth from me.
Stranger: Well, you've figured me out, Lance.
Stranger: But I'm also a girl.
Stranger: Named Gary, Lance.
You: That's what we call a trap in my country.
Stranger: A boobie trap?
You: We could say that, yes indeed that is most appropriate to the current situation.
Stranger: Ahh, I see, Lance.
Stranger: Are you really 31 years old, Lance?
You: Of course I am. How could you doubt such a thing as my age, Gary? Do I not look 31 years old?
Stranger: Well, Lance, I do not know. I can not see you, Lance.
You: Can't you? My dear Gary, I can clearly see you, yes indeed I can, it is most shocking that you cannot see me.
Stranger: Oh no, Lance! I must have gone blind!
You: How horrible would that be! Oh Gary, how can we heal you from this terrible affliction?
Stranger: Lance, I am so helpless!
Stranger: I do not know how to heal myself, Lance!
Stranger: Oh dear, Lance, we are in such a predicament
You: Let me think, Gary, please let me think! Maybe the answer to your illness is to be found in a question rather than in a solution. What if we asked ourselves ; what is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Stranger: Wow, Lance. That is so deep! I must say though that the answer to life is different for everybody. But all lives have 2 things in common. Those things would be life, and death. See, this universe is very non-complex. Henseforth, the meaning to everything is pointless! Oh, my dear Lance, I've figured it all out.
Stranger: Lance, do you realize what this means?!
You: That is indeed correct Gary! But what if we took the 2 things that we all have in common; life and death, and added the 4 elements to it; fire, earth, wind and water, then we get a straight-up answer. 4 and 2. 42. Therefore we can safely assume that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. We have cured you Gary, we have found it, say it out-loud 42! Stranger: I'm screaming 42 at the top of my lungs, Lance!!
Stranger: Hallelujah, I'm free!!
Stranger: I see you, Lance!
You: Praise our brains for their intellectuals capacities! The gift of sight was given to you once more! Hallelujah Gary! Hallelujah! We shall you do with your newly regained eyesight now?
Stranger: Well, Lance, I'm not sure yet. I'm just so ecstatic to be able to see again! The world is so new to me again, I feel like a newborn child, Lance. Let me bask in this moment, and rejoice!
You: You should see what I am seeing right now, Gary! I am looking at you! You being alive once more, and I am rejoicing, yes I am like I haven't in years. It is so good to see you happy once more old friend! Yes it is indeed.
Stranger: Oh Lance, I'm so happy we can be happy for each other! I feel like we are running towards each other, in slow-motion, on a beach during a nice, summers afternoon. Lance, I'm so happy we figured it all out!
Stranger: 42!!!
You: 42! Yes! Even Google, blessed be thy name, can confirm it! See, see my friend, how we were enlightened where others were blind : http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&aq=1&aqi=h1g10&aql=&oq=the+answer&gs_rfai=&fp=bcdf8cbbf06dc4f What an amazing day this is!
Stranger: Well, Lance, you know what they say. If Google can confirm it, then it must be fact!
You: Indeed it is! We have found it, we have completed the ethernal cycle of life and death, we are now immortals Gary, immortals! If you can now see light where only darkness existed, then nothing in this world can stop us!
Stranger: Indeed, Lance! And it must say, I am seeing your face in a new way, Lance. You look beautiful.
You: Well I must thank you Gary! Indeed, no one called me beautiful ever since the day that those dreadful tantacles started growing out of my nostrils.
Stranger: Lance, those tentacles are gorgeous!
You: Oh Gary! You're such a lovely herm.. boy? When you want to!
Stranger: Lance, you are forgetting, I'm a girl.
You: It is indeed hard to remember, Gary. Yes indeed it is.
Stranger: I know, Lance. The name I have been given is very deceitful.
You: How gave you that silly name, Gary, who did?
Stranger: It was my father, that bastard! He always wanted a son, but instead I was a girl. He decided naming me Gary would be punishment. He's a cruel man, Lance.
Stranger: My mother always thought of it as some sort of sick joke.
You: What a terrible man he was! Thank Google for his death!
Stranger: Ahh, but it was I who killed him, Lance.
You: Gary! This cannot be! You are not murderer!
Stranger: No, don't be silly, dear Lance. I hired a hitman. He gave me a great deal too.
You: Was he named 47? I must know, Gary, I must know.
Stranger: He was, Lance, he was.
You: 47 was my father.
Stranger: Lance, do you know what this means?!
You: The implications are indeed very deep and frightfully meaningful.... My father was hands down stronger than yours.
Stranger: Lance, oh dear Lance, we have the same father!
Stranger: The signs are all there, Lance.
Stranger: We've been brought together by fate.
You: How could this be, Gary? Didn't you hire my father to kill yours?
Stranger: No, Lance. My father's name was 47.
You: Then it means that my father was... Gary, I fear that my father was also your father... that means that you are my mother! Gary! You are my mother!
Stranger: Oh my Lord, Lance!! Stranger: I'm far too young to be your mother!
Stranger: Why, I'm only 27!
Stranger: How could this happen, Lance?!
You: Oh god, that means that you had me when you were only minus 4 years old! That means that I broke all the rules of biology and embriology! I am not human, I am but a faint glimmer of hope you kept in your heart all these years, Gary, I do not exist, I am but dust in thin air. Face the truth now and face life for once. I am not a human being. I do not posess a body. I am but a thought. A ghost. I am sorry Gary.
Stranger: Oh no, Lance. You are just a mirage. A figment of my imagination, my last hope.
You: I am. And now you must detach yourself from me Gary. I gave you back your sight, use it to gain fame. One day people will only call you Ga. Lady Ga. Lady Gaga.
Stranger: Lance, how do you know this?
You: I know your past, your future.
Stranger: I am Lady Gaga! It's my stage name, Lance.
You: Then rise! Rise Gary! Become who you were destined to be! Go outside and yell the truth! YOU ARE LADY GAGA!
Stranger: I AM LADY GAGA!
Stranger: Thank you, Lance, but we must now part ways.
Stranger: You brought me fame, and fortune, and everything that goes with it. I thank you all, Lance.
Stranger: But it's been no bed of roses.
You: It was my duty Gary. I will always remain there for you, somewhere in a dark corner of your heart. Always there forever.
Stranger: No pleasure cruise. I consider it a challenge before the whole human race.
Stranger: And, Lance, I ain't gonna lose!
You: Go on Gary! Go on! Go on with your life!
Stranger: Because we are the champions!
Stranger: And we'll keep on fighting until the end!
Stranger: No time for losers, because Lance, we are the champions of the world
You: Then go Gary! Go before it is too late!
Stranger: Thank you, Lance, thank you for everything
! You: You are welcome Gary, yes indeed you are.
Stranger: It breaks my heart to say good-bye. But we must part ways now, Lance.
You: Good-bye Gary! Take great care of yourself mother, sister and old friend
! Stranger: Same to you Lance, same to you!
You: Thank you Gary, thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
--Edited because it was a good ol' wall of text--
I have a strong hate for Omegle after one of my best friends met a guy on there and fell in love with him and now is going to live with him after we graduate. :SoraX64Internet predator?
I'd take the time to read it if you broke each individual line up. It's hard to read like that.This one is kinda long but it has to be the single funniest thing that ever came out of the internet for me :D
Please take the time to read it, I promise you won't regret it.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Lance? You: Lance is my name. Stranger: For real? You: Yes it is. Stranger: Are you from Texas? You: No, NY. Stranger: How old are you, Lance? You: 31 Years old. Stranger: Are you gay Lance? You: No, are you, Gary? Stranger: My name is not Gary, Lance. You: Yes it is, you cannot hide the truth from me. Stranger: Well, you've figured me out, Lance. Stranger: But I'm also a girl. Stranger: Named Gary, Lance. You: That's what we call a trap in my country. Stranger: A boobie trap? You: We could say that, yes indeed that is most appropriate to the current situation. Stranger: Ahh, I see, Lance. Stranger: Are you really 31 years old, Lance? You: Of course I am. How could you doubt such a thing as my age, Gary? Do I not look 31 years old? Stranger: Well, Lance, I do not know. I can not see you, Lance. You: Can't you? My dear Gary, I can clearly see you, yes indeed I can, it is most shocking that you cannot see me. Stranger: Oh no, Lance! I must have gone blind! You: How horrible would that be! Oh Gary, how can we heal you from this terrible affliction? Stranger: Lance, I am so helpless! Stranger: I do not know how to heal myself, Lance! Stranger: Oh dear, Lance, we are in such a predicament You: Let me think, Gary, please let me think! Maybe the answer to your illness is to be found in a question rather than in a solution. What if we asked ourselves ; what is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Stranger: Wow, Lance. That is so deep! I must say though that the answer to life is different for everybody. But all lives have 2 things in common. Those things would be life, and death. See, this universe is very non-complex. Henseforth, the meaning to everything is pointless! Oh, my dear Lance, I've figured it all out. Stranger: Lance, do you realize what this means?! You: That is indeed correct Gary! But what if we took the 2 things that we all have in common; life and death, and added the 4 elements to it; fire, earth, wind and water, then we get a straight-up answer. 4 and 2. 42. Therefore we can safely assume that the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42. We have cured you Gary, we have found it, say it out-loud 42! Stranger: I'm screaming 42 at the top of my lungs, Lance!! Stranger: Hallelujah, I'm free!! Stranger: I see you, Lance! You: Praise our brains for their intellectuals capacities! The gift of sight was given to you once more! Hallelujah Gary! Hallelujah! We shall you do with your newly regained eyesight now? Stranger: Well, Lance, I'm not sure yet. I'm just so ecstatic to be able to see again! The world is so new to me again, I feel like a newborn child, Lance. Let me bask in this moment, and rejoice! You: You should see what I am seeing right now, Gary! I am looking at you! You being alive once more, and I am rejoicing, yes I am like I haven't in years. It is so good to see you happy once more old friend! Yes it is indeed. Stranger: Oh Lance, I'm so happy we can be happy for each other! I feel like we are running towards each other, in slow-motion, on a beach during a nice, summers afternoon. Lance, I'm so happy we figured it all out! Stranger: 42!!! You: 42! Yes! Even Google, blessed be thy name, can confirm it! See, see my friend, how we were enlightened where others were blind : http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything&aq=1&aqi=h1g10&aql=&oq=the+answer&gs_rfai=&fp=bcdf8cbbf06dc4f What an amazing day this is! Stranger: Well, Lance, you know what they say. If Google can confirm it, then it must be fact! You: Indeed it is! We have found it, we have completed the ethernal cycle of life and death, we are now immortals Gary, immortals! If you can now see light where only darkness existed, then nothing in this world can stop us! Stranger: Indeed, Lance! And it must say, I am seeing your face in a new way, Lance. You look beautiful. You: Well I must thank you Gary! Indeed, no one called me beautiful ever since the day that those dreadful tantacles started growing out of my nostrils. Stranger: Lance, those tentacles are gorgeous! You: Oh Gary! You're such a lovely herm.. boy? When you want to! Stranger: Lance, you are forgetting, I'm a girl. You: It is indeed hard to remember, Gary. Yes indeed it is. Stranger: I know, Lance. The name I have been given is very deceitful. You: How gave you that silly name, Gary, who did? Stranger: It was my father, that bastard! He always wanted a son, but instead I was a girl. He decided naming me Gary would be punishment. He's a cruel man, Lance. Stranger: My mother always thought of it as some sort of sick joke. You: What a terrible man he was! Thank Google for his death! Stranger: Ahh, but it was I who killed him, Lance. You: Gary! This cannot be! You are not murderer! Stranger: No, don't be silly, dear Lance. I hired a hitman. He gave me a great deal too. You: Was he named 47? I must know, Gary, I must know. Stranger: He was, Lance, he was. You: 47 was my father. Stranger: Lance, do you know what this means?! You: The implications are indeed very deep and frightfully meaningful.... My father was hands down stronger than yours. Stranger: Lance, oh dear Lance, we have the same father! Stranger: The signs are all there, Lance. Stranger: We've been brought together by fate. You: How could this be, Gary? Didn't you hire my father to kill yours? Stranger: No, Lance. My father's name was 47. You: Then it means that my father was... Gary, I fear that my father was also your father... that means that you are my mother! Gary! You are my mother! Stranger: Oh my Lord, Lance!! Stranger: I'm far too young to be your mother! Stranger: Why, I'm only 27! Stranger: How could this happen, Lance?! You: Oh god, that means that you had me when you were only minus 4 years old! That means that I broke all the rules of biology and embriology! I am not human, I am but a faint glimmer of hope you kept in your heart all these years, Gary, I do not exist, I am but dust in thin air. Face the truth now and face life for once. I am not a human being. I do not posess a body. I am but a thought. A ghost. I am sorry Gary. Stranger: Oh no, Lance. You are just a mirage. A figment of my imagination, my last hope. You: I am. And now you must detach yourself from me Gary. I gave you back your sight, use it to gain fame. One day people will only call you Ga. Lady Ga. Lady Gaga. Stranger: Lance, how do you know this? You: I know your past, your future. Stranger: I am Lady Gaga! It's my stage name, Lance. You: Then rise! Rise Gary! Become who you were destined to be! Go outside and yell the truth! YOU ARE LADY GAGA! Stranger: I AM LADY GAGA! Stranger: Thank you, Lance, but we must now part ways. Stranger: You brought me fame, and fortune, and everything that goes with it. I thank you all, Lance. Stranger: But it's been no bed of roses. You: It was my duty Gary. I will always remain there for you, somewhere in a dark corner of your heart. Always there forever. Stranger: No pleasure cruise. I consider it a challenge before the whole human race. Stranger: And, Lance, I ain't gonna lose! You: Go on Gary! Go on! Go on with your life! Stranger: Because we are the champions! Stranger: And we'll keep on fighting until the end! Stranger: No time for losers, because Lance, we are the champions of the world You: Then go Gary! Go before it is too late! Stranger: Thank you, Lance, thank you for everything! You: You are welcome Gary, yes indeed you are. Stranger: It breaks my heart to say good-bye. But we must part ways now, Lance. You: Good-bye Gary! Take great care of yourself mother, sister and old friend! Stranger: Same to you Lance, same to you! You: Thank you Gary, thank you. Your conversational partner has disconnected.SgtJp537
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You:hey
Stranger:Hi
You:i have an important question to ask you
You:do you think you can handle it?
Stranger:Yes?
Stranger:Sure
You:ok
You:here it goes
You:will you be my beautiful wife?
Stranger:YES!!! :)
You:amg we're gettin married
Stranger:I thought you would never ask!!! N
Stranger::D
You:i know!!! i've been holding out for so long!
You:so what should we do on our honeymoon?
Stranger:So... What's your name fiancé?
You:frederick von hempnick
You:yours?
Stranger:Margareet d. Gufensnile and I think we should eat some snow cones on our honeymoon!
You:omg that's exactly what i had on my mind!
Stranger:YESSSSSSs! we are perfect for one another!
You:oh... and don't tell me... you had bumper cars on your mind too!
Stranger:I'm starting to think you can read my mind.... Scary.
You:my god
You:this is weird
You:we were... made for each other
Stranger:Indeed
You:well i've always wanted to tell you this
You:but
You:i love you
Stranger::) that's good, considering we're going to het married...
Stranger:*grt
Stranger:*get haha wow I can't type
You:we will never be separated. no matter what happens in life. we will always be there for each other. no matter what roadblocks we may face, we'll be there.
You have disconnected.
^ Mister Nerd Man Sir
I cry...... :cry:
Me and Sora had an adventure. >_>
Me : Howdy!
Stranger : Cowboy ***!
:shock:
Stranger: STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YESS Stranger: WRONG ANSWER Stranger: OPEN FIRE BOYS! Stranger: RATATATATTATA!!!! Stranger: RATATTATATATATTATTATATTA You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *dies* Stranger: TANGO DOWN Stranger: MORE POSSIBLE TANGOS SIGHTED. Stranger: PREDITOR MISSLE EN ROUTE ETA 10 SECONDS Stranger: 10.. Stranger: 9... Stranger: 8.. Stranger: 7.. Stranger: 6... Stranger: 5.... Stranger: 4...... Stranger: 3...... Stranger: 2........ Stranger: 1........ Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMLink334
Whoa, I came across exactly the same guy.
Stranger: STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YESS Stranger: WRONG ANSWER Stranger: OPEN FIRE BOYS! Stranger: RATATATATTATA!!!! Stranger: RATATTATATATATTATTATATTA You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *dies* Stranger: TANGO DOWN Stranger: MORE POSSIBLE TANGOS SIGHTED. Stranger: PREDITOR MISSLE EN ROUTE ETA 10 SECONDS Stranger: 10.. Stranger: 9... Stranger: 8.. Stranger: 7.. Stranger: 6... Stranger: 5.... Stranger: 4...... Stranger: 3...... Stranger: 2........ Stranger: 1........ Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMLink334
I ran into him too, but when he said Star I said Power back.
[QUOTE="Link334"]Stranger: STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YESS Stranger: WRONG ANSWER Stranger: OPEN FIRE BOYS! Stranger: RATATATATTATA!!!! Stranger: RATATTATATATATTATTATATTA You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *dies* Stranger: TANGO DOWN Stranger: MORE POSSIBLE TANGOS SIGHTED. Stranger: PREDITOR MISSLE EN ROUTE ETA 10 SECONDS Stranger: 10.. Stranger: 9... Stranger: 8.. Stranger: 7.. Stranger: 6... Stranger: 5.... Stranger: 4...... Stranger: 3...... Stranger: 2........ Stranger: 1........ Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMWiiMan21
I ran into him too, but when he said Star I said Power back.
He said STAR I said WARS.
Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to the FBI for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?CHLOROFOM_RAG
You make it sound like a 1800 number...
if you spazz it up a bit sure!
(remember we want to strike fear!)
Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to the FBI for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?CHLOROFOM_RAG
One typo, and the phone number needs some dashes in between the numbers. But aside from that, looks good.
[QUOTE="CHLOROFOM_RAG"]Guys? Can we use this, WARNING! You have just been reported to the FBI for tyring solicit a minor over the internet. This is a DIRECT violation of the 23rd amendment. Your computer is about to be seized. Omegle has been happy to record this conversation and hand over your details to our central office in Rhode Island. If you feel that this is entrapment, please send your complaints towards 6789998212. Our operators will be happy to assisst you. As our official Cyber police "motto"?SideSwipes
One typo, and the phone number needs some dashes in between the numbers. But aside from that, looks good.
6789998212 is Souljaboy's number :PPlease Log In to post.
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