OT, I have found the most horrific painting ever.

both the left and right should get a kick out of this.

http://newspeakblog.com/static/McNaughton_Fine_Art/McNaughton%20Fine%20Art_files/one_nation_under_God_002.jpg

notice the kind of people on the bottom right, and compare them to those on the bottom left. zoom in for minor details.

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

And when the **** did Satan become Emperor Palpatine?

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

SgtKevali

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

IronBeaver

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

Oh, that's pretty clever. But really, is it just me or does Satan look like Emperor Palpatine?

Modern religious propaganda, notice the guy with Darwins book close to the what appears to be either the pope or Palpatine.

Ill never understand why people believe in all this.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KCcb6Da-GUM/Ss_UanghyDI/AAAAAAAABkM/IfnzKbgLpis/s1600-h/Chthulu.jpg

Fixed, op :3

Deihjan

Interesting find, TC

The guy in the bottom right doesn't seem phased that Jesus and a large number of historical 'zombies' are standing there while a kid reads the Constitution. I don't get why someone on the "good" side has a copy of the 5,000 year leap either, but I'm probably missing something since I only have a vague idea of what it's about.

Nevermind, I got it confused with another book with a similar title about Christianity and empirical science.

That bloke in the middle looks a bit smug - a golden robe? Bit ostentatious if you ask me. That bloke on his mobile has got the right idea - the 'ignore him and he'll go away' approach. I do the same with the charity workers and the homeless and it works every time.

Hehe, guy on the left is holding a copy of The Five Thousand Year Leap, which is a very conervative approach to the Constitution, while a guy on the right is holding a copy of the Origin of Species. :Pfidosim

Strange how the painter couldn't incorporate the left-right thing into his painting...

Of course, Jesus is white. :roll:

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KCcb6Da-GUM/Ss_UanghyDI/AAAAAAAABkM/IfnzKbgLpis/s1600-h/Chthulu.jpg

Fixed, op :3

jalexbrown

Kinda confused honestly.:?

Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.clayron

Epic.Win.

Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.clayron

More importantly, why is he holding a conservative book? :P

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KCcb6Da-GUM/Ss_UanghyDI/AAAAAAAABkM/IfnzKbgLpis/s1600-h/Chthulu.jpg

Fixed, op :3

Deihjan

[QUOTE="clayron"]Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.SgtKevali

More importantly, why is he holding a conservative book? :P

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

[QUOTE="clayron"]Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.clayron

More importantly, why is he holding a conservative book? :P

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

IronBeaver

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

Ah yes but the ring is on her right hand, thus not her wedding finger. Maybe she's a divorcee.

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"][QUOTE="Deihjan"] It's even better as a gif. But I can't find the coolest :CDeihjan

Edit: Oh yeah, and *fist bump* to you too good sir.

[QUOTE="clayron"][QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

More importantly, why is he holding a conservative book? :P

Deihjan

Modern religious propaganda, notice the guy with Darwins book close to the what appears to be either the pope or Palpatine.

Ill never understand why people believe in all this.

CosmicZombie

The same reason they do in middle eastern countries they look down upon, because it is rammed down their throat every day of their lives. So many double standards I don't know how anybody can be blind enough to not question them though.

[QUOTE="fidosim"]Hehe, guy on the left is holding a copy of The Five Thousand Year Leap, which is a very conervative approach to the Constitution, while a guy on the right is holding a copy of the Origin of Species. :PSgtKevali

Strange how the painter couldn't incorporate the left-right thing into his painting...

[QUOTE="IronBeaver"]

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

poptart

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

Ah yes but the ring is on her right hand, thus not her wedding finger. Maybe she's a divorcee.

[QUOTE="IronBeaver"]

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

Why the **** is there a pregnant woman on the "dark" side along with what seems to be a journalist?

poptart

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

Ah yes but the ring is on her right hand, thus not her wedding finger. Maybe she's a divorcee.

Edit: I guess she is on the right side of Jesus, so it works either way.

Chicken and Beer.

clayron

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Modern religious propaganda, notice the guy with Darwins book close to the what appears to be either the pope or Palpatine.

Ill never understand why people believe in all this.

SapSacPrime

The same reason they do in middle eastern countries they look down upon, because it is rammed down their throat every day of their lives. So many double standards I don't know how anybody can be blind enough to not question them though.

Agree.

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

[QUOTE="fidosim"]Hehe, guy on the left is holding a copy of The Five Thousand Year Leap, which is a very conervative approach to the Constitution, while a guy on the right is holding a copy of the Origin of Species. :Pfidosim

Strange how the painter couldn't incorporate the left-right thing into his painting...

Ah. that makes more sense. I've always wondered what's wrong with God's left hand though. Does he use it for...you know...?

[QUOTE="SapSacPrime"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Modern religious propaganda, notice the guy with Darwins book close to the what appears to be either the pope or Palpatine.

Ill never understand why people believe in all this.

CosmicZombie

The same reason they do in middle eastern countries they look down upon, because it is rammed down their throat every day of their lives. So many double standards I don't know how anybody can be blind enough to not question them though.

Agree.

So i dont understand what the people at the top of the painting symbolize, both on the left and right

[QUOTE="jalexbrown"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KCcb6Da-GUM/Ss_UanghyDI/AAAAAAAABkM/IfnzKbgLpis/s1600-h/Chthulu.jpg

Fixed, op :3

Deihjan

Wait, are all the people behind jesus supposed to be "good"? Why are some nealing down?

Why is there a Marine down the bottom yet army at the top?

[QUOTE="poptart"]

[QUOTE="IronBeaver"]

notice there is no ring on her finger. notice the blatant ring on the finger of the women with the baby on the opposite side.

and that journalist is part of the elitist liberal regime, duh :P

emorainbo

Ah yes but the ring is on her right hand, thus not her wedding finger. Maybe she's a divorcee.

Abortion? Nah - just trying to sell it for $25. She tried K-Mart but no-one was buying.

Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.clayron

[QUOTE="clayron"]Why is that black guy holding a book? This painting is so unrealistic.jasonharris48