Why did the book go to the hospital? Because he broke his spine. (3.8/10)
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What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook. (2.9/10)
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A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer and dryer, but there was no price listed on them. He asked the sales person "How much are the washer and dryer?" (4.9/10)
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something. (5.3/10)
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A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine (4.4/10)
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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. (0.1 / 10) (Probably because I didnt get it...)
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how does bob marley like his donuts? (1.3/10)
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There was once a man called Richard Bates.He had a son,a wife and a daughter.He wanted to admit his son in Harvard. (3.3/10)
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2. What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? (3.4/10)
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Best joke EVAR.
What is green and looks like a bucket? (1.1/10)
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Two peanuts were walking down a road. One was assulted. (4.1/10)
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There were some army soldiers stationed in Korea.(0.3/10)
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A rabbi and a catholic priest are walking down the street when they see a boy walking across the road. The priest says "hey, let's screw him". The rabbi asks "out of what?"(4.9/10)
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How do you know when it's bed time at Micheal Jackson's Neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand. (7.1/10)
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