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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy
I'd say, thanks for not sending me to spend eternity with a bunch of douches that support a church that sanctions killing, sexual abuse of children by priests and promises a pie in the sky for those who behave and do as they're told in this life.
And then I'd look forward to an eternity of getting to know some swell folks who think like me.
The least you can do TC is answer the question yourself
If you're a beliver of a god, what would you do if you found out you were in the wrong denomination?
I personally would love to have a conversation with this so called god, because like most skeptics, we want to pursue knowledge, and this being has lots of it. The secrets of the universe, logic and magic, and many more.
"Wow, pretty douche-y move..."xaosand then the trap doors in the clouds open up and drop me to the center of the earth.
and then the trap doors in the clouds open up and drop me to the center of the earth.LoG-SacramentIt would be kind of silly for God to send him to his home. He being the devil and all.
Something along the lines of this:
"Wow, pretty douche-y move setting up a system where reasonable questions about a matter with no You-damned evidence is grounds for eternal suffering"xaos
followed by:
"WTF are you waiting you all-powerful troll?"
"DO IT!"....
"Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell?The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.
wiifan001
All the non-Catholic/Orthodox Christians would heavily disagree. :PThe Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.
wiifan001
[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"][QUOTE="wiifan001"]"Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell? I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and it's not my call who goes where.The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.
wiifan001
You must really be blessed by god.
Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox
Rofl.
I ask him why he would give me logic and intellect and then send me to hell for using it, why he would leave no proof of his existence, expect me to believe despite the complete and utter lack of evidence, and then send me to hell when I don't. I ask him why living a good life and being a good person isn't enough, and if he still decides to send me to hell then I say the same thing as Foxhound.
I don't know who Uwe Boll is, and it's not my call who goes where.[QUOTE="wiifan001"][QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"] "Work"? So we can rest assured Uwe Boll is going to hell? SaintLeonidas
You must really be blessed by god.
If only God would take Uwe Boll and his 'works' to heaven.. I wouldn't want to go to heaven then.of which I am neither Catholic nor Orthodoxwiifan001Which denomination exactly? i'm not very familiar with Anglican, JW, LDS, etc. kind of groups and their specific theologies, just the more mainstream ones.
Kick him in the dick for being one.DigitalExile"God" in Shaivite Hinduism is represented symbolically by a giant penis Irony?
Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy
I don't worry about this because none of this is actually reality. Not saying that their isn't an afterlife or anything.(I'm actually a very spirtual person) But at this point to be naive enough to believe any of the religions that we humans have conjured up is just what it is. Naive. Science has proven existance is far greater than whats encompassed in any worldly religion. Trying to understand the mind of "god" is a foolish endevor for any mortal to partake on.
But on topic, I would say to him "I was once going to be damned for all eternity, But then god took an arrow to the knee"
*Pulls out bow and arrow and shoots.
Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy
so basically you are the kind of person who thinks it "might" happen, so you wash your hands in case it does? strong faith.Also proselytizing using fear is pathetic, and one of the reasons i dislike religions.
i either believe or not, not half way there, i choose to not believe because all the evidence so far has shown me that. If there was an "omnipotent" god, he could at least give any real clue to his existence, not the words of some lol priests of each religion.
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