Question to all non-believers of god..

"Well played, Sir. Well played."

MissLibrarian

Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

I cant believe how this was worded... Anyways..

I wouldnt be sent to hell for not believing in a specific god.

I'd stare him square in the eyes and say....

"You dont look like Morgan Freeman?"

I'd stare him square in the eyes and say....

"You dont look like Morgan Freeman?"

sonofsmeagle

Kill god, kill satan, rule heaven, earth and hell.

I would ask who created him and shout into heaven if he bleeds we can kill him. then join with Kratos and hunt other gods who deem it fun to gamble with human life's.

Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]Fuсk you God!Tylendal

[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]Fuсk you God!CycleOfViolence

Will my cat be in hell too?

[QUOTE="Tylendal"][QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]Fuсk you God!Meinhard1

Fill with me hot naked women.

I'd see if I could hock up something from deep in my throat to launch at him and probably pull down my pants to wave my junk in his direction. You might be able to tell I'm not slightly concerned about this situation arising in the first place.

I'd see if I could hock up something from deep in my throat to launch at him and probably pull don't my pants to wave my junk in his direction. You might be able to tell I'm not slightly concerned about this situation arising in the first place.cheese_game619

Would be so funny if it did happen.

My god i would go into Schadenfreude overload if God was real.

"gg"

As I'm cast into hell with everyone else who ever lived.

"clever girl"

Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="BananaMuffy"]Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. Mystic-G

Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox

Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

How about a respawn?

1 life no continues??

1 life no continues??

Ilovegames1992

Maybe ask him if you can get more lives by taking some shrooms.

I want my lawyer

Hey God this place is prettaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, prettaaaaaaaaaaaaay, prettaaaaaaaaaaaaay, pretty good.

I want my lawyer

one_plum

I was always open to you; I nearly exhausted myself seeking you. Why didn't you show yourself to me? I gave you the first 19 years of my life stopping only when I, slowly came to realize how absent you always were. I accept your punishment; I'm your creation do with me what you wish ... but I do not regret the judgments I made. If you'll grant me a final request - I'd like to know where I went wrong. While I burn forever I would like to know how I deserve this.Meinhard1

I've been going on for years thinking, "I must be the only one who feels like this,"...but it's nice to know I'm not alone.

Well said.

"Is this what you want, huh?"

Something like...

Come at me bro, I'll cut yer fu&$ing head off and sh%t down yer throat!!

"This is bullsh!t man,bullsh!t"

Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy

Who says I would go to hell? I haven't lived an amoral life. I haven't broken any of the 10 commandments (I don't see not beleiving in a God as taking another God before him/her/it). I find your assumption faulty. But just playing devils advocate... I'd tell him to go F himself for making admittance into heaven based soley on believing in a God that left little or no evidence of his existance besides some crazy Jews from the year 0!!! I'd then step into the trash chute and ask Satan for a job.

[QUOTE="BananaMuffy"]Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. RisethNameless

"I blame TDH"