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#51 Optical_Order
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"Wow, pretty douche-y move setting up a system where reasonable questions about a matter with no You-damned evidence is grounds for eternal suffering"xaos

:lol:

Yes.

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#52 tocool340
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Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. BananaMuffy
Well, when someone knows they are about to get thrown into a place supposedly full of eternal suffering, I'm pretty sure they aren't gonna be apologetic. They'd most likely give him a piece of their mind....
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#53 RisethNameless
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Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. BananaMuffy
Rutheless and Judgemental? Isn't that pretty much the definition of a Christian?
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#54 ghoklebutter
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"Oh, well."
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#55 DivergeUnify
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To quote one of my friends: God welcomes me to the Pearly white gates of heaven, then walks away I walk up to the gate and spray paint 'Slayer Rules' on it, then walk out
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#56 DroidPhysX
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My words:

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#57 DJ-PRIME90
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Aw s***... totally worth it.

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#58 Optical_Order
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To quote one of my friends: God welcomes me to the Pearly white gates of heaven, then walks away I walk up to the gate and spray paint 'Slayer Rules' on it, then walk out DivergeUnify

Replace 'slayer' with 'O'Doyle'.

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"Wow, people really were shorter in the old days!"
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#61 RisethNameless
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To quote one of my friends: God welcomes me to the Pearly white gates of heaven, then walks away I walk up to the gate and spray paint 'Slayer Rules' on it, then walk out DivergeUnify

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#62 Mystic-G
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[QUOTE="BananaMuffy"]Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. RisethNameless
Rutheless and Judgemental? Isn't that pretty much the definition of a Christian?

If that's the definition of a Christian and Atheists are acting like that, then by that logic Atheists are Christians
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#63 lancea34
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[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]To quote one of my friends: God welcomes me to the Pearly white gates of heaven, then walks away I walk up to the gate and spray paint 'Slayer Rules' on it, then walk out RisethNameless



So... god's a metalhead? :o

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#64 Dystopian-X
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"It seemed so plausible. Aaaahh"

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#65 Optical_Order
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Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. BananaMuffy

Come on man, God has already condemned us... Now we have to take sh*t from a BananaMuffy too?

Madness.

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#66 RisethNameless
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[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="BananaMuffy"]Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. Mystic-G
Rutheless and Judgemental? Isn't that pretty much the definition of a Christian?

If that's the definition of a Christian and Atheists are acting like that, then by that logic Atheists are Christians

A river my flow with water, but should another liquid replace this water, would it not flow also?
Would this replacement be water, because it also flows?

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#67 ThumpyBowser
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This topic makes my head hurt.
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#68 Mystic-G
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[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"][QUOTE="RisethNameless"]Rutheless and Judgemental? Isn't that pretty much the definition of a Christian?

If that's the definition of a Christian and Atheists are acting like that, then by that logic Atheists are Christians

A river my flow with water, but should another liquid replace this water, would it not flow also?

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.
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#69 RisethNameless
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[QUOTE="Mystic-G"][QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"] If that's the definition of a Christian and Atheists are acting like that, then by that logic Atheists are Christians

A river my flow with water, but should another liquid replace this water, would it not flow also?

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.

It probably is, but what if it isn't? The word "probably" gave us room for questioning that It's a duck.
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#70 Mystic-G
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[QUOTE="Mystic-G"][QUOTE="RisethNameless"]A river my flow with water, but should another liquid replace this water, would it not flow also?RisethNameless
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.

It probably is, but what if it isn't? The word "probably" gave us room for questioning that It's a duck.



What would you call those?

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#71 Optical_Order
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[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"] If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.Mystic-G

It probably is, but what if it isn't? The word "probably" gave us room for questioning that It's a duck.



What would you call those?

Rejects who didn't get the Aflack job.

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#72 194197844077667059316682358889
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"Were you bullied as a child?"cybrcatter
They stuffed me in lockers I cast them into eternal fires of damnation
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#73 Shadow4020
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Why did you make it so unbelievable?

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#74 deactivated-5b5d7639964d6
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What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy
But it all seemed so plausible
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#75 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]"Were you bullied as a child?"xaos
They stuffed me in lockers I cast them into eternal fires of damnation

I always thought God was a mean kid with a magnifying glass and humans were ants..
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#76 deactivated-5b5d7639964d6
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"It seemed so plausible. Aaaahh"

Dystopian-X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liWsduvochU


Lol same wavelenght

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#77 Mordred19
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[QUOTE="wiifan001"]

The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.

foxhound_fox

All the non-Catholic/Orthodox Christians would heavily disagree. :P

and non-Muslims

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#78 RisethNameless
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[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"] If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.Mystic-G

It probably is, but what if it isn't? The word "probably" gave us room for questioning that It's a duck.



What would you call those?

Deformed cows and a deformed sheep

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#79 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"] If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.Mystic-G

It probably is, but what if it isn't? The word "probably" gave us room for questioning that It's a duck.



What would you call those?

I call those geese.

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#80 Ilovegames1992
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Say "wait aren't you meant to be omnibenevolent? Check and mate"

And just stroll into heaven.

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#81 MissLibrarian
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"Well played, Sir. Well played."

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#82 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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*lol*

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#83 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]"Were you bullied as a child?"xaos
They stuffed me in lockers I cast them into eternal fires of damnation

This made my night.

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#84 needled24-7
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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell? BananaMuffy
i'd be like "come on, you can't blame me for not believing, with all the lack of evidence and stuff"

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#85 wis3boi
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"You laughed at my science. I laughed at your funeral" *Takes out WMDs*

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"]"Were you bullied as a child?"Atmanix

They stuffed me in lockers I cast them into eternal fires of damnation

This made my night.

Oh come now, seems like that is far from the best news you've gotten ^_^
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#87 wiifan001
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[QUOTE="DivergeUnify"]To quote one of my friends: God welcomes me to the Pearly white gates of heaven, then walks away I walk up to the gate and spray paint 'Slayer Rules' on it, then walk out RisethNameless

I actually laughed out loud to this :lol:

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Lets say you die, heaven, Jesus Christ, etc... Everything you've doubted turns out to be real. You are now in the presence of the almighty father. What are your final words before you're sent to hell?BananaMuffy
"You got me good. 10/10."
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[QUOTE="Mystic-G"][QUOTE="RisethNameless"][QUOTE="Mystic-G"] If that's the definition of a Christian and Atheists are acting like that, then by that logic Atheists are Christians

A river my flow with water, but should another liquid replace this water, would it not flow also?

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck..... It's probably a duck.

If it looks like Nicki Minaj, walks like circular reasoning, and quacks like Rush Limbaugh it's probably Christian, has awful taste, and hates more people than they realize.
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The Lord judges you according to your works, not simply nor solely the belief in The Lord.wiifan001
No amount of good works and the keeping of God's laws can be sufficient to atone for sin. God bless, crushmaster
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#91 Spitfirer
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"Wow, pretty douche-y move setting up a system where reasonable questions about a matter with no You-damned evidence is grounds for eternal suffering"xaos

"Were you bullied as a child?"cybrcatter

ROFL.

I ask him why he would give me logic and intellect and then send me to hell for using it, why he would leave no proof of his existence, expect me to believe despite the complete and utter lack of evidence, and then send me to hell when I don't. I ask him why living a good life and being a good person isn't enough, and if he still decides to send me to hell then I say the same thing as Foxhound.

theone86

This.

Eeh would likely be like this:

*Shrug* "Hey home is where the heart is"

Maddie_Larkin

I can relate.

Haha I swear some of you atheists are hardcore believers of nothin. Just looking at some of these post shows me a number of you are more sensitive than any christians you love overexaggerating about. What a ruthless and judgemental bunch. BananaMuffy

Yes, atheists exaggerate about Christians. Christians do it too, but that's not the point. Living a good life where you helped many and then being rewarded for eternal damnation just because of some lingering doubts is inherently offensive. It's just as bad as when atheists tell you there's no heaven, pretty much putting you in the same group as rapists, murderers and other sinners when you die.

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#92 chaoscougar1
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Well played sir
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#93 Pikdum
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[QUOTE="foxhound_fox"]Fuсk you God!theone86

Rofl.

I ask him why he would give me logic and intellect and then send me to hell for using it, why he would leave no proof of his existence, expect me to believe despite the complete and utter lack of evidence, and then send me to hell when I don't. I ask him why living a good life and being a good person isn't enough, and if he still decides to send me to hell then I say the same thing as Foxhound.

Closest post to my answer.

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#94 Deihjan
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Say "wait aren't you meant to be omnibenevolent? Check and mate"

And just stroll into heaven.

Ilovegames1992
I know of omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. I don't think omnibenevolent is a word.
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#95 gameguy6700
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"That's cool, Hell seems like a better place anyway. I mean, Heaven is filled with fundamentalists and people like that, whereas Hell has everyone else ever, right? Yeah, I'm totally cool with Hell. Even if it is nothing but eternal torture at least I'll finally be free from all those annoying evangelicals".
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#96 Ilovegames1992
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[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Say "wait aren't you meant to be omnibenevolent? Check and mate"

And just stroll into heaven.

Deihjan

I know of omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. I don't think omnibenevolent is a word.

Omnibenevolence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnibenevolence

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#97 starfox15
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Fuсk you God!foxhound_fox

Answered with the first post. Dammit.

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#98 foxhound_fox
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]I know of omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. I don't think omnibenevolent is a word.

'Tis. Like the others, it means wholly benevolent.
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#100 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Say "wait aren't you meant to be omnibenevolent? Check and mate"

And just stroll into heaven.

Ilovegames1992

I know of omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent. I don't think omnibenevolent is a word.

Omnibenevolence:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnibenevolence