Take 1000 People, How Many Do You Think Go To Heaven

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#1 dunl12496
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I would say maybe 1, if it was a lucky group. People don't understand what following God is. What do you think. Also, I would go to hell if I died now. And atheists, just play along.

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#2 Theokhoth
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1,000, eventually.
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Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.
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#4 GabuEx
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1,000, eventually.Theokhoth

This guy stole my answer. :(

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#5 SirWander
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Well it depends on how many have accepted Jesus as their one true lord and savior. About 70%, is my guess.

Edit: Are you talking about Christian heaven?

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#6 ff7fan2
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Infinite. Are you discriminating against molecules?
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#7 __Chris__
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]1,000, eventually.GabuEx

This guy stole my answer. :(

Stealing is a sin, hes going to hell. Mark him off the list.

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#8 gamefan606
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"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." You can't really who will or won't, or how many will or won't go if you aren't even in a position to do so to begin with.
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#9 l4dak47
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Depends. Are they all gay
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Accepting Jesus means, NEVER CURSING, never talking crudely, waiting for marriage to have sex, not getting divorced unless the other commits adultery and accepting everyone even if you don't like them. Among other things. Society has evolved doing the minimum into religion. How many do you think now? And also, it doesn't matter what religous group you're in. You just have to follow the bible without false doctrine.

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Depends. Are they all gay l4dak47

I don't know. I said random. :P

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NEVER CURSING, never talking crudely, waiting for marriage to have sex, not getting divorced unless the other commits adultery and accepting everyone even if you don't like them.dunl12496
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#13 Theokhoth
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Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.Dark__Link
That's actually generally not true. Hell in Islam, Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism is temporary, Judaism has no doctrine on the afterlife, there's no such thing as Hell in several Christian denominations (and many more have no official stance on the existence, duration or severity of Hell), and the idea of Hell as a permanent afterlife full of suffering wasn't even very commonplace in the early years of Christianity.
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Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.Dark__Link

And thus we conclude....everyone goes to hell. :P

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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]NEVER CURSING, never talking crudely, waiting for marriage to have sex, not getting divorced unless the other commits adultery and accepting everyone even if you don't like them.ff7fan2
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#16 Baconbits2004
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I don't even think Jesus would get in with those standards. He asked why his father had forsaken him before he died, did he not?
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Accepting Jesus means, NEVER CURSING, never talking crudely, waiting for marriage to have sex, not getting divorced unless the other commits adultery and accepting everyone even if you don't like them. Among other things. Society has evolved doing the minimum into religion. How many do you think now? And also, it doesn't matter what religous group you're in. You just have to follow the bible without false doctrine.

dunl12496
I'm assuming that if they get a divorce because the man beats the woman every night after coming home drunk the woman goes straight to Hell, am I right? I think that's how they believe in 5,000 B.C.
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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.789shadow

And thus we conclude....everyone goes to hell. :P

Ouch burned.

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I like the 10000 people eventually answer. I would personally think God wouldn't be a stupid idiot who rejects good people and accepts terrible people who just repent on their death bed.
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

Accepting Jesus means, NEVER CURSING, never talking crudely, waiting for marriage to have sex, not getting divorced unless the other commits adultery and accepting everyone even if you don't like them. Among other things. Society has evolved doing the minimum into religion. How many do you think now? And also, it doesn't matter what religous group you're in. You just have to follow the bible without false doctrine.

Theokhoth

I'm assuming that if they get a divorce because the man beats the woman every night after coming home drunk the woman goes straight to Hell, am I right? I think that's how they believe in 5,000 B.C.

No, even if the man beats you, a divorce is not allowed. Only adultery. And people don't decide what the bible says. God does, and it's through the bible.

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#21 Dark__Link
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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.Theokhoth
That's actually generally not true. Hell in Islam, Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism is temporary, Judaism has no doctrine on the afterlife, there's no such thing as Hell in several Christian denominations (and many more have no official stance on the existence, duration or severity of Hell), and the idea of Hell as a permanent afterlife full of suffering wasn't even very commonplace in the early years of Christianity.

Well as long as there's at least two groups in the world who say it, nobody can get in.
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#22 Omni-Slash
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The same amount of people that will make it to Krypton..... If there is a god....do you really think he cares if you drop the F bomb when you stub your toe?....
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I like the 10000 people eventually answer. I would personally think God wouldn't be a stupid idiot who rejects good people and accepts terrible people who just repent on their death bed. Ace6301

But that is how it works. It doesn't matter what good you did worldly. You could be a rapist, and if you repent God would take you. A worldly hero who curses wouldn't.

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#24 HoolaHoopMan
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I would say maybe 1, if it was a lucky group. People don't understand what following God is. What do you think. Also, I would go to hell if I died now. And atheists, just play along.

dunl12496
You make heaven sound like some exclusive night club VIP room separate from the filth on the dance floor.
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The same amount of people that will make it to Krypton..... If there is a god....do you really think he cares if you drop the F bomb when you stub your toe?....Omni-Slash

Yes he does. Read the bible. Would he want his people to be like the worldly?

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#26 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

I would say maybe 1, if it was a lucky group. People don't understand what following God is. What do you think. Also, I would go to hell if I died now. And atheists, just play along.

HoolaHoopMan

You make heaven sound like some exclusive night club VIP room separate from the filth on the dance floor.

Pretty much yeah, it is.

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#27 LZ71
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Well, since the CWU is severely lacking in members these days, I'm going to help them out and answer this post like I'm one of them. So I'd say that if I was in that group, I'm 100% sure I'd get into heaven, and none of the rest would.

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#28 Omni-Slash
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Yes he does. Read the bible. Would he want his people to be like the worldly?

dunl12496
you mean the collection of short stories compiled under the false pretense of being the word of god.....been there...done that...i chose to think for myself...you know..the whole god given ability to think for ourselves.....
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#29 Theokhoth
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Hey, Dun, were you that old guy shouting "homoseshual are goin' to hell! Catholics are goin to Hell! Jews are goin to Hell! Drunkards are goin to Hell!" at my university this morning?
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[QUOTE="Ace6301"]I like the 10000 people eventually answer. I would personally think God wouldn't be a stupid idiot who rejects good people and accepts terrible people who just repent on their death bed. dunl12496

But that is how it works. It doesn't matter what good you did worldly. You could be a rapist, and if you repent God would take you. A worldly hero who curses wouldn't.

What a terrible person this God is. Also man did chose what the bible said. We wrote it.
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#31 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="Dark__Link"]Since every group says you can't get in if you aren't in that group.... zero.Dark__Link
That's actually generally not true. Hell in Islam, Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism is temporary, Judaism has no doctrine on the afterlife, there's no such thing as Hell in several Christian denominations (and many more have no official stance on the existence, duration or severity of Hell), and the idea of Hell as a permanent afterlife full of suffering wasn't even very commonplace in the early years of Christianity.

Well as long as there's at least two groups in the world who say it, nobody can get in.

Well, that's only if both groups are correct, which is logically impossible. :P
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Hey, Dun, were you that old guy shouting "homoseshual are goin' to hell! Catholics are goin to Hell! Jews are goin to Hell! Drunkards are goin to Hell!" at my university this morning?Theokhoth

No, :lol: But I was that guy you were getting mad it in your thread. :P And yes the above is true.

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#33 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="Ace6301"]I like the 10000 people eventually answer. I would personally think God wouldn't be a stupid idiot who rejects good people and accepts terrible people who just repent on their death bed. Ace6301

But that is how it works. It doesn't matter what good you did worldly. You could be a rapist, and if you repent God would take you. A worldly hero who curses wouldn't.

What a terrible person this God is. Also man did chose what the bible said. We wrote it.

AllScriptureisGod-breathed andisuseful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 2 Timothy 2:16.

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[QUOTE="HoolaHoopMan"][QUOTE="dunl12496"]

I would say maybe 1, if it was a lucky group. People don't understand what following God is. What do you think. Also, I would go to hell if I died now. And atheists, just play along.

dunl12496

You make heaven sound like some exclusive night club VIP room separate from the filth on the dance floor.

Pretty much yeah, it is.

Well now I know to slip some bills at the pearly gates.
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None of them.
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[QUOTE="Ace6301"][QUOTE="dunl12496"]

But that is how it works. It doesn't matter what good you did worldly. You could be a rapist, and if you repent God would take you. A worldly hero who curses wouldn't.

dunl12496

What a terrible person this God is. Also man did chose what the bible said. We wrote it.

AllScriptureisGod-breathed andisuseful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 2 Timothy 2:16.

Wrote man.
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="HoolaHoopMan"] You make heaven sound like some exclusive night club VIP room separate from the filth on the dance floor.HoolaHoopMan

Pretty much yeah, it is.

Well now I know to slip some bills at the pearly gates.

:lol: Then you would have a never ending chain of slipping bills for slipping bills.

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#38 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="Ace6301"] What a terrible person this God is. Also man did chose what the bible said. We wrote it.Ace6301

AllScriptureisGod-breathed andisuseful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 2 Timothy 2:16.

Wrote man.

Wrote God. I can go all day.

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Just as we wave goodbye to silenthps, his f***ing clone has to appear. . .
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[QUOTE="Ace6301"][QUOTE="dunl12496"]

AllScriptureisGod-breathed andisuseful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, 2 Timothy 2:16.

dunl12496

Wrote man.

Wrote God. I can go all day.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't God tell the men what to write and then the men wrote the bible?
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Just as we wave goodbye to silenthps, his f***ing clone has to appear. . .Theokhoth
They bring lulz and drama.
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#42 AutoPilotOn
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If heaven is were all the religious nut jobs go I wouldnt want to go there anyways.
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

[QUOTE="Ace6301"] Wrote man.l4dak47

Wrote God. I can go all day.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't God tell the men what to write and then the men wrote the bible?

Not all. Some is man wrote. Letters from Paul and all, but it's all God breathed.

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If heaven is were all the religious nut jobs go I wouldnt want to go there anyways.AutoPilotOn

You would rather burn eternally? I know they play JB there too.

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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Just as we wave goodbye to silenthps, his f***ing clone has to appear. . .l4dak47
They bring lulz and drama.

Indeed, it's always nice to see another rise to the task of OT's God warrior.
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[QUOTE="l4dak47"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Just as we wave goodbye to silenthps, his f***ing clone has to appear. . .Ace6301
They bring lulz and drama.

Indeed, it's always nice to see another rise to the task of OT's God warrior.

And for once, we agree on something.
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#47 Ace6301
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[QUOTE="l4dak47"][QUOTE="dunl12496"]

Wrote God. I can go all day.

dunl12496

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't God tell the men what to write and then the men wrote the bible?

Not all. Some is man wrote. Letters from Paul and all, but it's all God breathed.

What's stopping these guys from changing God's message, lying about where the message came from or receiving false statements from another deity in order to damn millions.
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Hey, Dun, were you that old guy shouting "homoseshual are goin' to hell! Catholics are goin to Hell! Jews are goin to Hell! Drunkards are goin to Hell!" at my university this morning?Theokhoth
Sorry 'bout that, meth is a hell of a drug. @_@
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#49 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Hey, Dun, were you that old guy shouting "homoseshual are goin' to hell! Catholics are goin to Hell! Jews are goin to Hell! Drunkards are goin to Hell!" at my university this morning?BreakTheseLinks
Sorry 'bout that, meth is a hell of a drug. @_@

Couldn't be you, then; he proceeded to go on an anti-drug rant that encompassed marijuana, tobaccy and alchyhaul.
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[QUOTE="dunl12496"]

Yes he does. Read the bible. Would he want his people to be like the worldly?

Omni-Slash
you mean the collection of short stories compiled under the false pretense of being the word of god.....been there...done that...i chose to think for myself...you know..the whole god given ability to think for ourselves.....

I was thinking you believed in god. This post confuses me.