theres a black widow spider in my room. how should i kill it?
please help. i know these things can kill me if they bite so i dont wanna go near it. im tempted to just go get ant killer and spray the little pest
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Just be careful and smash the bastard with some newspaper or something. Just be sure not to leave its body out where a pet could eat it
Smash it with a shoe.thriteenthmonkebuthes on my ceiling. i dont wanna miss it and it landing on my face. and its in the corner. so i might miss it with the curve the shoe has. plus if that thing falls i know black widows are fast little buggers. i dont want him biteing my leg
oh you can eat the most venomess of any animal or bug. if it goes into you stomoch its fine. but if it gets into your skin or veins is where it gets bad. and im not saying im gonna eat the little thing.........that would freak me out. im cringes thinking about thatJust be careful and smash the bastard with some newspaper or something. Just be sure not to leave its body out where a pet could eat it
bachilders
Yech. inb4 liberals tell you not to kill it. That thing can kill you, or at the least paralize you. Get some spray, or a good old book or magazine. Don't let it breed!herpderp9000
Don't kill it, its a poor defenseless animal which has as much right to live as the rest of us. If she dies, oh who would take care of her 29,000 babies? You don't want that kind of blood of your hands man! :|
Hairspray + lighter = problem solved.
A few char marks on your ceiling is a small price to pay when killing one of those eight-legged jerks.
Hairspray + lighter = problem solved.
A few char marks on your ceiling is a small price to pay when killing one of those eight-legged jerks.
can i be like mac from its always sunny and just put gas in my mouth and spit fir balls with a lighter. well i think its dead. i sprayed it with bug killer and then sucked it up with a vacum. i see the little thing in there but he aint moveing. well imm gonna go store this vacum in the deepest part of my basement and hope that little pest doesnt have any family around. well on the brightside i dont have those spiders like in brazil where they arent as dangerous but if they bite you theres no anti venom. its odd black widows arent that commen up here in maine are theyWait a minute. Do you actually need a thread on how to kill an animal several hundred times smaller than yourself?
[QUOTE="herpderp9000"]Yech. inb4 liberals tell you not to kill it. That thing can kill you, or at the least paralize you. Get some spray, or a good old book or magazine. Don't let it breed!Superbored
Don't kill it, its a poor defenseless animal which has as much right to live as the rest of us. If she dies, oh who would take care of her 29,000 babies? You don't want that kind of blood of your hands man! :|
:lol: and to what someone else said, yeah, go for the vacuum if it's on the ceiling.Everyone knows that spiders are 20x bigger than they look ;)Wait a minute. Do you actually need a thread on how to kill an animal several hundred times smaller than yourself?
Superbored
theres a black widow spider in my room. how should i kill it?
please help. i know these things can kill me if they bite so i dont wanna go near it. im tempted to just go get ant killer and spray the little pest
jsh020
Bug spray, a rolled up newspaper...hell, just smash it with your hand. It's just a spider. It's not like it's gonna send out death rays that make your head explode if you come within 20 feet of it. Just kill it like any other spider.
Think of it like this...most people have been killing thousands of spiders since the day they were born. And yet, how many of those people have ever been BITTEN by a spider during an attempt to KILL a spider? I'd wager hardly anyone. Because spiders are weak dumb little sissies, and they arn't gonna do ****. If none of your other attempts to kill a spider have ever gone horribly wrong, then you're safe using the exact same tactics to kill THIS spider. Bug spray works, a shoe works, a flyswatter works, or you could just slap it and then wash its broken carcass off of your hand.
Secondly, the deadliness of black widow spiders is overrated. Even if you get bitten and DON'T seek medical treatment, you still probably won't die. You'll probably just WISH you were dead, for about a week. It'll suck like hell, and probably be the most painful experience of your entire life, but you'll probably survive. And that's WITHOUT seeking medical treatment. If you get bitten and then DO go to the hospital (and you should seek medical treatment if you get bitten), then the chances of you dying become almost nil.
So don't ewen worry about dying. There are black widow spiders all over the USA, a hell of a lot of people encounter them, and yet hardly anyone ever dies from a black widow bite. And out of the tiny number of people who do get bitten, I'll wager that one of the following was the case...either they were trying PLAY with it, or they stuck their hand in some dark crevice and got bitten because they didn't know that the spider was there. Neither of those things applies in your case. You're not trying to catch it or play with it. You're trying to kill it. And you're not gonna get bitten because you got caught off-guard. You already know that the spider is there, so don't worry about that spider. Just kill it.
No, the real thing you have to worry about is the black widow spiders that you haven't found yet. Because if there's one, I guarantee that there are more. Don't worry about killing this black widow spiders. Worry about the spiders that you haven't found yet. Worry about how the next time you put on your shoes, a black widow spider could bite you on the foot. Worry about how there might be a black widow spider in your bedsheets, and it will bite you to death this very night, after you've killed the other spider and then thought that you were safe.
Here's what you need to do:
1. Order this
2. Catch the spider in a glass jar and then fill the jar with the ore you just ordered
3. Wait about a week
4. Let the spider bite you
5. Become spiderman
Worry about how there might be a black widow spider in your bedsheets, and it will bite you to death this very night, after you've killed the other spider and then thought that you were safe.MrGeezerHell, I'm not the one who's got a widow problem and this still freaks me out. :( :P
Put your hands on your desk. Raise one hand and point at the spider. Yell objection. Problem solved. flash_drive:lol:
Because spiders are weak dumb little sissies, and they arn't gonna do ****.
MrGeezer
That's the best thing I've read all day :lol:
Don't worry about killing this black widow spiders. Worry about the spiders that you haven't found yet. Worry about how the next time you put on your shoes, a black widow spider could bite you on the foot. Worry about how there might be a black widow spider in your bedsheets, and it will bite you to death this very night, after you've killed the other spider and then thought that you were safe.:lol::lol: I can only imagine the TC's face going from relief to complete horror upon reading your post. Somehow I don't think he'll be having the best night's sleep.MrGeezer
[QUOTE="CRS98"]Kill it with fire.disharmonizedAwwww.... i know that was going to be my post with the scorpio gif....
Put your hands on your desk. Raise one hand and point at the spider. Yell objection. Problem solved. flash_drive
[QUOTE="flash_drive"]Put your hands on your desk. Raise one hand and point at the spider. Yell objection. Problem solved. Baconbits2004Did you just make that? Because I want to know what font you use to make the text.
[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"][QUOTE="flash_drive"]Put your hands on your desk. Raise one hand and point at the spider. Yell objection. Problem solved. flash_driveDid you just make that? Because I want to know what font you use to make the text. Arial, Bold. Then I put a little outline over it in photoshop...
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