theres a black widow spider in my room. how should i kill it?

Use a shotgun, dont take any chances.

soldine

50 caliber pistol?

[QUOTE="herpderp9000"]Yech. inb4 liberals tell you not to kill it. That thing can kill you, or at the least paralize you. Get some spray, or a good old book or magazine. Don't let it breed!Mochyc

I'm a liberal and I say KILL 'EM ALL!

Seriously though, Black Widows are not as dangerous as their rep, and most hospitals have a stock of widow anti-venom ready (at least in Australia).

Here's what you need to do:

1. Order this
2. Catch the spider in a glass jar and then fill the jar with the ore you just ordered
3. Wait about a week
4. Let the spider bite you
5. Become spiderman

gameguy6700

LMAO

I just read the customer reviews for that.

Funniest **** i read in ages.

Here's what you need to do:

1. Order this
2. Catch the spider in a glass jar and then fill the jar with the ore you just ordered
3. Wait about a week
4. Let the spider bite you
5. Become spiderman

gameguy6700

OMG!!!!! I din't know they actually sold that on Amazon!!! speaking of which i might go get one right now and order that spider

lol i saw what you are talking lol funny reviews LMAO

Don't kill it just yet. First take pictures so you can show the OT.

You should let it bite you...you will most likely end up with Spider-man's powers :D, and that would be awesome

Edit: I swear I didn't copy your guys ideas! I just didn't read through the thread again :(

Catch it, befriend it, and train it to kill Hitler.

How is this thread still going? Surely by now the spider has gotten up and left?

Black widows are tiny... just drop a book on it.

[QUOTE="gameguy6700"]

Here's what you need to do:

1. Order this
2. Catch the spider in a glass jar and then fill the jar with the ore you just ordered
3. Wait about a week
4. Let the spider bite you
5. Become spiderman

TroubleMaker411

LMAO

I just read the customer reviews for that.

Funniest **** i read in ages.

haha me too, some guy talking about how he accidentally used it to brush his teeth and another guy said he used it to run his submarine in Alaska...jeeze, and this "Kudos to Amazon for a great product and fast shipping to Tehran."

spray the little pest

jsh020

You just said the ****ing solution.