theres a black widow spider in my room. how should i kill it?

Just use a strong spray like febreeze or hair-spray to stagger it, than stomp on it or smash it.

As an Australian and authority on spider behavior is suggest....just picked it up and throw it outside it won't bite you.

Yech. inb4 liberals tell you not to kill it. That thing can kill you, or at the least paralize you. Get some spray, or a good old book or magazine. Don't let it breed!herpderp9000

it will do neither of those things

at worst, it will bite you, cause the site of the bite to get swollen, and give you a mild fever.

trust me, as a guy who has been bitten numerous times in his life by black widows, they will not kill you...unless youre an infant or 80+ years old.

just get a book and smash it

kill it with FIRE! or kill it with your shoe... make sure you get it the first time as it may run off and go under your bed >:).

I wonder if TC has actually killed the spider yet...

Use a shotgun, dont take any chances.

soldine

Hit it with the MP40

Can you take a pic of it? I dont know the best way to kill it because we dont have Black widows here but if it was in my house i would move out.MERCENARY_360

Spider Fight!



Sick one of these guys on it, and see what happens.

I HATE SPIDERS!

*hides*

pee on it then ligth ur pee on fire

I use a blow torch. When they are on fire they actually curl up like crumbling up a plastic bag. Once they are on fire theyre done real quick.

Upload the gps coordinates to Langley and have them hit the place with a smart bomb. The blast should get the spider. Most reasonable way of killing one, at least.

If you wanna be helpfull, capture it and dontate for anti venom.

Put C4 around the house, trigger the C4, and the spider should die of Destruction 2.0

It's invading your private space! It's the same logic of a robber breaking in, kill it! :xMillenialFair99

Once you've found a black widow, you can kill it easily with absolutely no threat to yourself. The problem is that you have only found ONE black widow. The one he found isn't an issue. He can kill that, no problem. The problem is that that black widow can from an egg sac containing HUNDREDS of eggs. If one of the spiders that hatched from that egg managed to reach adult size in the TC's home, then I guarantee that there are OTHER black widow spiders in his home that he HASN'T found yet. The question here is, where are those black widows hiding? In in shoes? In his bed sheets? Did a black widow start a home in the cables behind his computer? When he breaks out his best suit to go on a date, is there a black widow living inside his closet? The problem is NOT the black widow that he found and now wants to kill. At least he knows where that spider is. The problem is the spiders that ARE in his home, and that he HASN'T found yet. They are there, I guarantee it. If he found one, then there are others. So where are they? In his shoes? In his bed? In his hat? Beats me. But they have to be somewhere. And the black widow spider that he found is the LEAST of his worries.

MrGeezer

I'm scared :cry:

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

Once you've found a black widow, you can kill it easily with absolutely no threat to yourself. The problem is that you have only found ONE black widow. The one he found isn't an issue. He can kill that, no problem. The problem is that that black widow can from an egg sac containing HUNDREDS of eggs. If one of the spiders that hatched from that egg managed to reach adult size in the TC's home, then I guarantee that there are OTHER black widow spiders in his home that he HASN'T found yet. The question here is, where are those black widows hiding? In in shoes? In his bed sheets? Did a black widow start a home in the cables behind his computer? When he breaks out his best suit to go on a date, is there a black widow living inside his closet? The problem is NOT the black widow that he found and now wants to kill. At least he knows where that spider is. The problem is the spiders that ARE in his home, and that he HASN'T found yet. They are there, I guarantee it. If he found one, then there are others. So where are they? In his shoes? In his bed? In his hat? Beats me. But they have to be somewhere. And the black widow spider that he found is the LEAST of his worries.

Chojuto

I'm scared :cry:

EDIT: Here's another example:

kill it with a bit of its own medicine

At least you don't get these things in your room like I do.

At least you don't get these things in your room like I do.

KH-mixerX

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At least you don't get these things in your room like I do.

KH-mixerX

what teh heck is that?

i live in Palmdale, CA havent seen a bug like that in southern California.

we have "siessor butts" hobo spiders, the brown recluses ( tunnle spiders)

problem with that kind of spiders is that they are VERY messy when you smah it. plus normal bug spray wont hurt it at all. it will only shower it.

pick up spider spary and make sure it read that it kills black widows

Gaga recommends distance, patience, and Febreeze.TheFameMonster-

Nuke the bastard

what teh heck is that?

i live in Palmdale, CA havent seen a bug like that in southern California.

we have "siessor butts" hobo spiders, the brown recluses ( tunnle spiders)

acsam12304

[QUOTE="acsam12304"]

what teh heck is that?

i live in Palmdale, CA havent seen a bug like that in southern California.

we have "siessor butts" hobo spiders, the brown recluses ( tunnle spiders)

Theokhoth

yeah the Brown Recluses are very dangerous if they bite you you skin starts to fall off in the area where you got bit and it spreads. you have go to the hospital very quickly to get it treated if not you can die from it.

i heard tho black widows are dangerous but with people with weak immune systems most people with a strong immune system will just get sick very badly but thats what i heard from a few people.

but both the "hobo spider" and the Brown Reclues are one spyder you want stay away from and want to kill with out having it bite you.

Use a shotgun, dont take any chances.

soldine

Using a shotgun is taking chances. The only bulletproof way of disposing this certain spider is nuking it from orbit.

Perhaps while yelling U.S. OF ****ING A

At least you don't get these things in your room like I do.

KH-mixerX

You don't exactly need a degree in entomology.

Step 1: Acquire killing implement (shoe, rolled up magazine, bug spray etc.)

Step 2: ????

Step 3: Dead spider profit.

If anything, you should be worried about MORE of these spiders that are around, not this one.

Chances are you used a method already