[QUOTE="Philokalia"]
[QUOTE="l4dak47"] Stay that way. D3nnyCrane
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Because they are jokes.
Jokes are funny.
Not hard to understand.
Duckstopia
Especially when a corpse is involved.
[QUOTE="Duckstopia"]
Because they are jokes.
Jokes are funny.
Not hard to understand.
Philokalia
Especially when a corpse is involved.
A minister and a layman are playing a round of golf. Every time the layman missed a shot he cried "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!" This went on and on - "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!" with the priest getting more and more infuriated with the language until he finally announced "May God Almighty strike you down if you curse again". So later on, the layman misses another shot, curses, and all of a sudden a bolt of lighting strikes the minister, setting him alight and killing him. Then a voice rang out from the heavens: "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!"A minister and a layman are playing a round of golf. Every time the layman missed a shot he cried "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!" This went on and on - "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!" with the priest getting more and more infuriated with the language until he finally announced "May God Almighty strike you down if you curse again". So later on, the layman misses another shot, curses, and all of a sudden a bolt of lighting strikes the minister, setting him alight and killing him. Then a voice rang out from the heavens: "F*CKIN' MISSED THE B*STARD!"D3nnyCrane
So God hates teh WBC?
Especially when a corpse is involved.Philokalia
A pedophile walks into a bar and orders three drinks "One for my brother in Ireland, one for my brother in L.A. and one for me." It's a regular tradition the regulars grow accustomed to. One day he comes in and only orders two beers. The bartender grows somber and says, "I'm sorry for your loss." "What are you talking about? I've just given up drinking!" All the while he harbors a pathological compulsion to have sex with dead people.
[QUOTE="Philokalia"]Especially when a corpse is involved.Jazz_Fan
A pedophile walks into a bar and orders three drinks "One for my brother in Ireland, one for my brother in L.A. and one for me." It's a regular tradition the regulars grow accustomed to. One day he comes in and only orders two beers. The bartender grows somber and says, "I'm sorry for your loss." "What are you talking about? I've just given up drinking!" All the while he harbors a pathological compulsion to have sex with dead people.
[QUOTE="Jazz_Fan"][QUOTE="Philokalia"]Especially when a corpse is involved.-Sun_Tzu-
A pedophile walks into a bar and orders three drinks "One for my brother in Ireland, one for my brother in L.A. and one for me." It's a regular tradition the regulars grow accustomed to. One day he comes in and only orders two beers. The bartender grows somber and says, "I'm sorry for your loss." "What are you talking about? I've just given up drinking!" All the while he harbors a pathological compulsion to have sex with dead people.
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
kingkong0124
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
kingkong0124
umad
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
Joshywaa
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
Funky_Llama
umad
I thought you would have the intelligence level to say something better than simply a "umad", but nope, guess I was wrong.stfu Jesus never gets old.
:lol: Go on. horgen123C'mon, don't tell me you've never heard that joke.
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some ****
kingkong0124
[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
Okay, so I get moderated for vaguely (and rather jokingly) calling two groups of people dumb for not eating pork, but then when people post this type of sh!t, nothing happens? Not trying to tell you how to run your website Gamespot, but I think your forum (and site in general) would be alot more attractive to use when you don't have a bunch of frankly disrespectful liberals and militant atheists contributing the vast majority of your forums posts (I wonder why? Get a f*cking life..).
~Atleast show some class.
kingkong0124
umad
I thought you would have the intelligence level to say something better than simply a "umad", but nope, guess I was wrong.ustillmad
[QUOTE="Philokalia"]
Yeah I think this thread has been hijacked.
Joshywaa
kinda like .......
Lord why did I have to get it.
Alright, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
ght, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
Alright, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
ght, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
DroidPhysX
i forgot about you
where Droid gets his best of the best education
Alright, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
SOMEONE's jimmies are rustled :3
[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"]
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
ght, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
i forgot about you
where Droid gets his best of the best education
[QUOTE="DroidPhysX"]
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
ght, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
i forgot about you
where Droid gets his best of the best education
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
Alright, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
Funky_Llama
SOMEONE's jimmies are rustled :3
nice glasses funky
[QUOTE="Funky_Llama"]
[QUOTE="kingkong0124"]
Alright, let's post some really funny sh!t, lol.
Sun Tzu, enjoying his minimum wage job at McDonald's.
FunkyLlama back in high school.
kingkong0124
SOMEONE's jimmies are rustled :3
nice glasses funky
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