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[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="gmc2u_64"] Is it the "'80's Action Movie" Cheesy, or the BAD cheesy?

Also, sounds like it has more plotholes than the movie Waterworld...

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Bad cheesy, yes, I know, and some cutscenes are just painful to watch due to absurd moments and god awful dialog. It does have plotholes, like "How did they know where they were at", etc. Did you know nearly every review for the game criticized the story, Gametrailers gave it a 5.1, LOL. And the story is also so bad that lots of original Perfect Dark fans pretend the plot doesn't exist in PDZ, I'm not making this up.

...oh boy. This is gonna blow.

But, Rare DID hit where it count right (Gameplay)?

It's ok, and it plays like Perfect Dark, though slower because you move much slower and enemies take too many shots on normal and hard difficulties, but it has stealth, action and gadgets, so yeah. Plus there's no likable characters, the only likable character is Jo, and it's because of how good she looks:P(she looks sexy), because she had no personality like everyone else, some characters are annoying, and everybody has terrible voice acting.

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I didn't play the whole game, but I'd say Enchanted Arms has the worst story ever.

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#153 gmc2u_64
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] Bad cheesy, yes, I know, and some cutscenes are just painful to watch due to absurd moments and god awful dialog. It does have plotholes, like "How did they know where they were at", etc. Did you know nearly every review for the game criticized the story, Gametrailers gave it a 5.1, LOL. And the story is also so bad that lots of original Perfect Dark fans pretend the plot doesn't exist in PDZ, I'm not making this up.mitu123

...oh boy. This is gonna blow.

But, Rare DID hit where it count right (Gameplay)?

It's ok, and it plays like Perfect Dark, though slower because you move much slower and enemies take too many shots on normal and hard difficulties, but it has stealth, action and gadgets, so yeah. Plus there's no likable characters, the only likable character is Jo, and it's because of how good she looks:P(she looks sexy), because she had no personality like everyone else, some characters are annoying, and everybody has terrible voice acting.

I just hope that the Story doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the game (I'm gonna rent it from Blockbuster soon in preparation for Perfect Dark XBLA).

P.S. I watched the First Mission. It looked very fun, but the Scientist's Voice (The one you have to save from the Spiderbots) would probably make me pull the Right Trigger Multiple Times while aiming at him.

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#154 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"] ...oh boy. This is gonna blow.

But, Rare DID hit where it count right (Gameplay)?

gmc2u_64

It's ok, and it plays like Perfect Dark, though slower because you move much slower and enemies take too many shots on normal and hard difficulties, but it has stealth, action and gadgets, so yeah. Plus there's no likable characters, the only likable character is Jo, and it's because of how good she looks:P(she looks sexy), because she had no personality like everyone else, some characters are annoying, and everybody has terrible voice acting.

I just hope that the Story doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the game (I'm gonna rent it from Blockbuster soon in preparation for Perfect Dark XBLA).

P.S. I watched the First Mission. It looked very fun, but the Scientist's Voice (The one you have to save from the Spiderbots) would probably make me pull the Right Trigger Multiple Times while aiming at him.

Get used to terrible voice acting, because no one sounds good. Though Jo sounded sexy in one cutscene, she sounds whiny for the most part. Some missions are good, while a few others are nearly terrible IMO( I won't say which mission, but you'll have to get far). My advice for the story is to pretend it doesn't exist, because the game thinks it has a story when it doesn't. Rare did an awful job with it.

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#155 Microdevine
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Star Wars: Force Unleashed, and GTAIV

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gta 4? were u playing the same game as me.i loved it
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#156 goblaa
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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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Worst story ever...if you can even consider this a game...

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#157 killerfist
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Probably Ninja Gaiden 2. I liked the game, but the story didn't make much sense.
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#158 Wii_Gamer_277
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IM shocked more people haven't said RE5 :?
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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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Worst story ever...if you can even consider this a game...

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I saw that game on youtube, yeah, it's dumb, and that video was hilarious.
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#160 joesh89
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dark sector was bad, I still dont even know what the hell it was about.

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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

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Worst story ever...if you can even consider this a game...

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:lol:

... :)

:lol: Oh dear god... I can't stop laughing :lol:

What the hell is that :lol:

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#162 mitu123
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IM shocked more people haven't said RE5 :?Wii_Gamer_277
Perfect Dark Zero, only like 3 people said it in this whole topic.
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#163 killerfist
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IM shocked more people haven't said RE5 :?Wii_Gamer_277
Re5 wasn't all that bad tbh. Not if you compare it to games like NG2 anyway.
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[QUOTE="Wii_Gamer_277"]IM shocked more people haven't said RE5 :?killerfist
Re5 wasn't all that bad tbh. Not if you compare it to games like NG2 anyway.

IM shocked more people haven't said The House of the Dead series.

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#165 GreenGoblin2099
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[QUOTE="goblaa"]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Warning: adult content

Worst story ever...if you can even consider this a game...

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:lol:

... :)

:lol: Oh dear god... I can't stop laughing :lol:

What the hell is that :lol:

Dude, next "Worst game ever" topic should definitely have this PoS... I mean, no other game I've seen in my entire life comes any close to how ****ty that was.

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#166 killerfist
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[QUOTE="killerfist"][QUOTE="Wii_Gamer_277"]IM shocked more people haven't said RE5 :?Yandere

Re5 wasn't all that bad tbh. Not if you compare it to games like NG2 anyway.

IM shocked more people haven't said The House of the Dead series.

Does HotD even have a story? I thought it was just killing zombies..:P
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#167 mitu123
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[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]

[QUOTE="goblaa"]

Plumbers Don't Wear Ties

Warning: adult content

Worst story ever...if you can even consider this a game...

GreenGoblin2099

:lol:

... :)

:lol: Oh dear god... I can't stop laughing :lol:

What the hell is that :lol:

Dude, next "Worst game ever" topic should definitely have this PoS... I mean, no other game I've seen in my entire life comes any close to how ****ty that was.

You should play Cheetahmen 2 on the NES, along with Action 52.:P

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[QUOTE="Yandere"]

[QUOTE="killerfist"] Re5 wasn't all that bad tbh. Not if you compare it to games like NG2 anyway. killerfist

IM shocked more people haven't said The House of the Dead series.

Does HotD even have a story? I thought it was just killing zombies..:P

Well, they try to squeeze a really crappy stroyline in here and there, what comes out is really horrible.. Like the voice acting.

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[QUOTE="killerfist"][QUOTE="Yandere"]

IM shocked more people haven't said The House of the Dead series.

Yandere

Does HotD even have a story? I thought it was just killing zombies..:P

Well, they try to squeeze a really crappy stroyline in here and there, what comes out is really horrible.. Like the voice acting.

Well, the only HotD I played was an Arcade version and I never noticed a story. It's probably because of that:P Never played a console version.
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Fallout 3 main story. WTF was that?

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[QUOTE="Yandere"]

[QUOTE="killerfist"] Does HotD even have a story? I thought it was just killing zombies..:P killerfist

Well, they try to squeeze a really crappy stroyline in here and there, what comes out is really horrible.. Like the voice acting.

Well, the only HotD I played was an Arcade version and I never noticed a story. It's probably because of that:P Never played a console version.

Yeah, I played House of the Dead two and three in the arcade, I was young though.. I wasn't really trying to find a storyline, I was just enjoying the green slime flying out of zombies.

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#172 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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[QUOTE="DeathScape666"][QUOTE="da_illest101"] is this a joke? Valkyria chronicles has the best storyline this gen, wtf is wrong with u?Evolved_One
Valkyria Chronicles was almost completely devoid of originality in the story department. It REEKED of the worst possible cliches, awful dialogue, and facepalm worthy characters. Add that in with unbalanced units, and you have a pretty bad game overall. Seriously, Valkyria Chronicles' story is so damn awful that I think the game would've been better if there just wasn't any of it at all. It goes over all the familiar themes you've come to expect, and if you would like to discuss this further, I'll pull up my old thread that discusses this in more depth.

Hey btw, you still didn't reply back to my post in that thread you mentioned, did you? Cause I'm pretty sure you got owned in it.

You owned me because your argument was built up of baseless assumptions? Yeah, you did not. I didn't directly respond to you, because I responded to everyone else that had similar thoughts and said the exact same thing. Also, I'm pretty sure I responded you in another thread about it. Right, that's because Valkyria Chronicles has lackluster gameplay and the worst story ever, so you have to understand why I would feel the need to criticize both.
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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"][QUOTE="DeathScape666"] Valkyria Chronicles was almost completely devoid of originality in the story department. It REEKED of the worst possible cliches, awful dialogue, and facepalm worthy characters. Add that in with unbalanced units, and you have a pretty bad game overall. Seriously, Valkyria Chronicles' story is so damn awful that I think the game would've been better if there just wasn't any of it at all. It goes over all the familiar themes you've come to expect, and if you would like to discuss this further, I'll pull up my old thread that discusses this in more depth.DeathScape666
Hey btw, you still didn't reply back to my post in that thread you mentioned, did you? Cause I'm pretty sure you got owned in it.

You owned me because your argument was built up of baseless assumptions? Yeah, you did not. I didn't directly respond to you, because I responded to everyone else that had similar thoughts and said the exact same thing. Also, I'm pretty sure I responded you in another thread about it. Right, that's because Valkyria Chronicles has lackluster gameplay and the worst story ever, so you have to understand why I would feel the need to criticize both.

Moving on to the general concensus highly regarding the game.

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[QUOTE="DeathScape666"][QUOTE="Evolved_One"] Hey btw, you still didn't reply back to my post in that thread you mentioned, did you? Cause I'm pretty sure you got owned in it.hakanakumono

You owned me because your argument was built up of baseless assumptions? Yeah, you did not. I didn't directly respond to you, because I responded to everyone else that had similar thoughts and said the exact same thing. Also, I'm pretty sure I responded you in another thread about it. Right, that's because Valkyria Chronicles has lackluster gameplay and the worst story ever, so you have to understand why I would feel the need to criticize both.

Moving on to the general concensus highly regarding the game.

If it wasn't niche and sold 6 million copies in one day, everyone here would hate it.
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#175 hakanakumono
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[QUOTE="hakanakumono"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"] You owned me because your argument was built up of baseless assumptions? Yeah, you did not. I didn't directly respond to you, because I responded to everyone else that had similar thoughts and said the exact same thing. Also, I'm pretty sure I responded you in another thread about it. Right, that's because Valkyria Chronicles has lackluster gameplay and the worst story ever, so you have to understand why I would feel the need to criticize both.DeathScape666

Moving on to the general concensus highly regarding the game.

If it wasn't niche and sold 6 million copies in one day, everyone here would hate it.

Not really. Its clearly a very high quality game in terms of storytelling, presentation, and gameplay. SW doesn't hate high quality games that sell well.

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If it wasn't niche and sold 6 million copies in one day, everyone here would hate it.DeathScape666

No, I liked the game because I thought it was fun. If it was popular, that wouldn't make me suddenly think it wasn't fun.

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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"][QUOTE="DeathScape666"] Valkyria Chronicles was almost completely devoid of originality in the story department. It REEKED of the worst possible cliches, awful dialogue, and facepalm worthy characters. Add that in with unbalanced units, and you have a pretty bad game overall. Seriously, Valkyria Chronicles' story is so damn awful that I think the game would've been better if there just wasn't any of it at all. It goes over all the familiar themes you've come to expect, and if you would like to discuss this further, I'll pull up my old thread that discusses this in more depth.DeathScape666
Hey btw, you still didn't reply back to my post in that thread you mentioned, did you? Cause I'm pretty sure you got owned in it.

You owned me because your argument was built up of baseless assumptions? Yeah, you did not. I didn't directly respond to you, because I responded to everyone else that had similar thoughts and said the exact same thing. Also, I'm pretty sure I responded you in another thread about it. Right, that's because Valkyria Chronicles has lackluster gameplay and the worst story ever, so you have to understand why I would feel the need to criticize both.

Uh, my argument was built up on baseless assumptions? Check the 65th post of your thread.

Here's the link: http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=26932878&page=1

And I'm reading the thread right now, and i don't see anyone bringing up the same points I do. I just think you're avoiding my questions. and link me to your response you said you put in some other thread, I didn't catch it. it's confusing to post a response to a certain thread in some other thread. And i don't check old threads regularly.

Post your response on the thread i showed you not here.

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QUOTE="Evolved_One"]


I made a thread earlier in the year about how Valkyria Chronicles is almost entirely like the story of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, but with a few subtle differences. Anyway, this isn't the point of the thread, but I just wanted to point out that it is cliched and not a redeeming factory.

Valkyria Chronicles is a broken game. The orders and such are over-powerei, I agree, but not to a point where the game is broken. and the ****s are unbalanced. LOL, no. There isn't much use in leveling up an engineer or a sniper.Uh your gonna need to level up your engineer. First the tank is a key unit for almost all missions and it's bound to get damaged. So you're gonna need it to be repaired by the engineer. Second, snipers and lancers needammo refilling. and removing mines and repairing sandbags for cover. and the enginner needs to do all this without being killed, and if you don't lvl up your enginner then your screwed as no oneelse can do waht the enginner does. plus enginners make good scouts kinda they can run far. AND SNIPERS FREAKING OWN, how can you not lvl them up they can take out units across the map with a well placed shot, and everytime you lvl snipers the circle thing gets smaller and smaller soits basically 90% guranteeed kill right there.And what's the point of leveling up these other units whenyou can do perfectly fine with just scouts? If I leveled upindividual units in Fire Emblem, I'd get crushed. I shouldn't be able to leave my other units at a low level, while acing through the game with having high powered scouts.You may occasionally need the lancer and shocktrooper, No you need them both for most missions almost all the time.but you can almost entirely rely on the scouts for almost every mission. HAHAHA can scouts take out troopers? can scouts take out troopers by themself?Yes, the most definitely can. I'm not sure what to really say here. I can prove they can with a few YouTube videos. A few shots to the head are more than enough. The AIis stupid to the point of where they shoot each other during battle, that itreally isn't too big of a problem hiding the next turn. You want YouTube videos proving it? I'll show you.Like Welkin said, "We don't need a Valkyria to win this way!" Yeah, all we need is Alicia, Defense Boost, and Caution.LOL, ru kidding me? sure scouts are important but they can't do everything. you can do that only on that one mission where you take the city back with the windmill. show me anoter map you can do that.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8UwS3mBJ38&feature=PlayList&p=57C9714488CAFDA6&index=17OrYou lose. ders like these should be less effective or cost more CP total, because they are too useful for only 1 or 2 CP. Disagreeed.Really? How about you check the damn video I just presented you and see how wrong you really are. Most of the time, you can use this, then rush Alicia/some other less attractive Scout to the certain point that needs capturing or something, and win the level.LOL ok i dont even think you even played the game and just watched people play it on youtube. Baseless assumptions are fun.


This, however, isn't always the case. There are the occasional situations where you'll be screwed if you try this, but once you take out a few people, you are good to go. While troopers and scouts shooting you? plus tanks? You make it seem like it's easy to take out an entire squad.Learn how effective Defense Boost and Caution is, and then tell me that. Scout rushing is so effective,On like one map. out of 18Except I have tons of YouTube videos to prove you wrong. and it's made worse when you gain the ability to move twice during one turn! I don't have this ability, but I saw it on YouTube.That's rare. and it's a hidden potential.You don't even need it with the game being as easy as it is. If anything, the other ****s should get this because they cover less ground and lag behind.That would be overpowered and i think only alicia has that potential.


Also, the grading system shouldn't be enirely based on turns. It should also have more to do with the amount of kills. I get an A Rank every time. WOW unless you are some ****ing god at this game i doubt you got an A rank on every level on your first playthrough. You're telling me you neveer madea mistake or miscalculation in any of the battles. i doubt it. I certainly did. It didn't dramatically effect the flow of battle, though. Also, no, I never said I got an A rank on every mission; most, though.


It's not like the game is terrible. The story has picked up since the time I made that one thread about the story not being original at all. I dig the symbolism with the Valkyrias being nukes and the battles modeling real life ones, but the dialogue is also really cheesy and hard to get past. i thought the dialogue was simple but not cheesy.Did you also like the laughing scene in Final Fantasy X? I won't get in to the story too much because we already discussed this, and I don't want it to detract from the main thought.


Anyway, it is a bummer that you have to beat the game first in order to set the difficulty. It's too easy with the scouts, and the game is in desperate need of an overhaul. LOL. o godIt's not my fault you don't know how to use the most effective strategies. I'm not trying to insult you at all. It isn't bad at all if you are weak at strategy games (not saying you are), but don't go around acting like you know all about the game when you clearly don't. Still fun. I am on chapter 16, but I am about ready to finish it. Two more chapters after this.


I am not trying to bash the game, but I want to hear what you guys think about the battle system/gameplay.It seems so... Also, I am really tired, so I can't focus, and I have to wake up in five hours or something. I probably won't check back for responses until tomorrow, so I will probably see you then.


What say you?


DeathScape666


I'll be waiting for your reply.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TJazZ1337

Here's the link to the easy wins, buddy.

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QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"]

I made a thread earlier in the year about how Valkyria Chronicles is almost entirely like the story of Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn, but with a few subtle differences. Anyway, this isn't the point of the thread, but I just wanted to point out that it is cliched and not a redeeming factory.

Valkyria Chronicles is a broken game. The orders and such are over-powerei, I agree, but not to a point where the game is broken. and the ****s are unbalanced. LOL, no. There isn't much use in leveling up an engineer or a sniper.Uh your gonna need to level up your engineer. First the tank is a key unit for almost all missions and it's bound to get damaged. So you're gonna need it to be repaired by the engineer. Second, snipers and lancers needammo refilling. and removing mines and repairing sandbags for cover. and the enginner needs to do all this without being killed, and if you don't lvl up your enginner then your screwed as no oneelse can do waht the enginner does. plus enginners make good scouts kinda they can run far. AND SNIPERS FREAKING OWN, how can you not lvl them up they can take out units across the map with a well placed shot, and everytime you lvl snipers the circle thing gets smaller and smaller soits basically 90% guranteeed kill right there. You may occasionally need the lancer and shocktrooper, No you need them both for most missions almost all the time.but you can almost entirely rely on the scouts for almost every mission. HAHAHA can scouts take out troopers? can scouts take out troopers by themself?Like Welkin said, "We don't need a Valkyria to win this way!" Yeah, all we need is Alicia, Defense Boost, and Caution.LOL, ru kidding me? sure scouts are important but they can't do everything. you can do that only on that one mission where you take the city back with the windmill. show me anoter map you can do that. Orders like these should be less effective or cost more CP total, because they are too useful for only 1 or 2 CP. Disagreeed. Most of the time, you can use this, then rush Alicia/some other less attractive Scout to the certain point that needs capturing or something, and win the level.LOL ok i dont even think you even played the game and just watched people play it on youtube.

This, however, isn't always the case. There are the occasional situations where you'll be screwed if you try this, but once you take out a few people, you are good to go. While troopers and scouts shooting you? plus tanks? You make it seem like it's easy to take out an entire squad.Scout rushing is so effective,On like one map. out of 18 and it's made worse when you gain the ability to move twice during one turn! I don't have this ability, but I saw it on YouTube.That's rare. and it's a hidden potential. If anything, the other ****s should get this because they cover less ground and lag behind.That would be overpowered and i think only alicia has that potential.

Also, the grading system shouldn't be enirely based on turns. It should also have more to do with the amount of kills. I get an A Rank every time. WOW unless you are some ****ing god at this game i doubt you got an A rank on every level on your first playthrough. You're telling me you neveer madea mistake or miscalculation in any of the battles. i doubt it.

It's not like the game is terrible. The story has picked up since the time I made that one thread about the story not being original at all. I dig the symbolism with the Valkyrias being nukes and the battles modeling real life ones, but the dialogue is also really cheesy and hard to get past. i thought the dialogue was simple but not cheesy.I won't get in to the story too much because we already discussed this, and I don't want it to detract from the main thought.

Anyway, it is a bummer that you have to beat the game first in order to set the difficulty. It's too easy with the scouts, and the game is in desperate need of an overhaul. LOL. o god Still fun. I am on chapter 16, but I am about ready to finish it. Two more chapters after this.

I am not trying to bash the game, but I want to hear what you guys think about the battle system/gameplay.It seems so... Also, I am really tired, so I can't focus, and I have to wake up in five hours or something. I probably won't check back for responses until tomorrow, so I will probably see you then.

What say you?

DeathScape666

I'll be waiting for your reply.

Check the 65th post and respond on the "VC is a broken game" thread. we're getting off topic from your OP

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#181 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"]

QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

I'll be waiting for your reply.

Check the 65th post and respond on the "VC is a broken game" thread. we're getting off topic from your OP

Should I have posted in the other thread?
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#182 Evolved_One
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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"]DeathScape666

Check the 65th post and respond on the "VC is a broken game" thread. we're getting off topic from your OP

Should I have posted in the other thread?

yeah post your response there, but I don't know what you're trying to do, idk if u made a mistake or what but all u did was quote me.

EDIT: oh wait u edited it nvm ill post in the other.

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#183 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"][QUOTE="Evolved_One"] Check the 65th post and respond on the "VC is a broken game" thread. we're getting off topic from your OP

Should I have posted in the other thread?

yeah post your response there, but I don't know what you're trying to do, idk if u made a mistake or what but all u did was quote me.

EDIT: oh wait u edited it nvm ill post in the other.

Okay, I'll check back in the morning. I'm sorry, but I have no desire to stay up past 3:00 AM just so I can debate with some guy over the Internet... no offense.
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#184 Espada12
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[QUOTE="Espada12"]

Has to be street fighter 4 by far. I mean lawl el fuerte wants to find out what zangief eats :lol:

Alpha-Male22

Lol, oh yeah, the cut scenes were so garbage it wasnt funny

lol yea I was wondering wtf make up something better!

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#185 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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[QUOTE="Espada12"]

[QUOTE="Alpha-Male22"][QUOTE="Espada12"]

Has to be street fighter 4 by far. I mean lawl el fuerte wants to find out what zangief eats :lol:

Lol, oh yeah, the cut scenes were so garbage it wasnt funny

lol yea I was wondering wtf make up something better!

Blanka's story was the dumbest thing ever... He was different, so he fought a bunch of people, and then his mother wasted her time hunting down that horrid beast until she found him. Blanka was also a stereotypical moron. I absolutely HATE those beastly characters that seem so emotionally attached to someone and kind-hearted. "Look! He's a giant beast, but he has a soft heart..." It's almost as dumb as in "It" where the clown is hiding in a ****ing sewer(!), and he says to the little boy, "I'll give you your boat back." "My parents told me not to talk to strangers." "Well, I'm Benny the Clown. Now we aren't strangers." "Okay, I'll guess I'll move myself closer to this clown hiding in a ****ing sewer so I can get my fifty cent boat back. That seems completely fine to me." I know I said I was going to sleep, but NOW I am. :P
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#186 Evolved_One
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[QUOTE="Evolved_One"]

[QUOTE="DeathScape666"] Should I have posted in the other thread?DeathScape666

yeah post your response there, but I don't know what you're trying to do, idk if u made a mistake or what but all u did was quote me.

EDIT: oh wait u edited it nvm ill post in the other.

Okay, I'll check back in the morning. I'm sorry, but I have no desire to stay up past 3:00 AM just so I can debate with some guy over the Internet... no offense.

No offense taken, it's barely 1 :15 here in CA.
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] It's ok, and it plays like Perfect Dark, though slower because you move much slower and enemies take too many shots on normal and hard difficulties, but it has stealth, action and gadgets, so yeah. Plus there's no likable characters, the only likable character is Jo, and it's because of how good she looks:P(she looks sexy), because she had no personality like everyone else, some characters are annoying, and everybody has terrible voice acting.

mitu123

I just hope that the Story doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the game (I'm gonna rent it from Blockbuster soon in preparation for Perfect Dark XBLA).

P.S. I watched the First Mission. It looked very fun, but the Scientist's Voice (The one you have to save from the Spiderbots) would probably make me pull the Right Trigger Multiple Times while aiming at him.

Get used to terrible voice acting, because no one sounds good. Though Jo sounded sexy in one cutscene, she sounds whiny for the most part. Some missions are good, while a few others are nearly terrible IMO( I won't say which mission, but you'll have to get far). My advice for the story is to pretend it doesn't exist, because the game thinks it has a story when it doesn't. Rare did an awful job with it.

Is there an option for subtitles? If so, I'm gonna have it on while I mute the Game. Then the awful Voice-Acting won't affect me! ...hopefully.

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#188 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"] I just hope that the Story doesn't ruin my enjoyment of the game (I'm gonna rent it from Blockbuster soon in preparation for Perfect Dark XBLA).

P.S. I watched the First Mission. It looked very fun, but the Scientist's Voice (The one you have to save from the Spiderbots) would probably make me pull the Right Trigger Multiple Times while aiming at him.

gmc2u_64

Get used to terrible voice acting, because no one sounds good. Though Jo sounded sexy in one cutscene, she sounds whiny for the most part. Some missions are good, while a few others are nearly terrible IMO( I won't say which mission, but you'll have to get far). My advice for the story is to pretend it doesn't exist, because the game thinks it has a story when it doesn't. Rare did an awful job with it.

Is there an option for subtitles? If so, I'm gonna have it on while I mute the Game. Then the awful Voice-Acting won't affect me! ...hopefully.

Nope, no subtitles sadly, I'm sorry, there isn't a voice sound option either like most games these days.
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#189 gmc2u_64
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[QUOTE="gmc2u_64"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] Get used to terrible voice acting, because no one sounds good. Though Jo sounded sexy in one cutscene, she sounds whiny for the most part. Some missions are good, while a few others are nearly terrible IMO( I won't say which mission, but you'll have to get far). My advice for the story is to pretend it doesn't exist, because the game thinks it has a story when it doesn't. Rare did an awful job with it.

mitu123

Is there an option for subtitles? If so, I'm gonna have it on while I mute the Game. Then the awful Voice-Acting won't affect me! ...hopefully.

Nope, no subtitles sadly, I'm sorry, there isn't a voice sound option either like most games these days.

...well, I might as well man-up and listen to the Game (If my Ear Drums can take it).

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#190 SirWander
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Final Fantasy, the main characters have no form of development, the story is quite cliche, the twist at the end was also very lame. But this Gen I'll go with The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, good gameplay but the story progression is like every other Zelda game.

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DEAD OR ALIVE: EXTREME BEACH VOLLYBALL 2 has the worst story. That and every Tekken, DOA, and SF character.

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#192 soiheardyoulike
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pong?

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#193 MetroidPrimePwn
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pong?

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How could you not enjoy that intense tale of rivalry and accomplishment?

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#194 deactivated-5f4694ac412a8
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pong?

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Not nearly as much as Pac-Man. At least Donkey Kong had you do more than repeat the same level over and over again.
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#195 SparkyProtocol
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DEAD OR ALIVE: EXTREME BEACH VOLLYBALL 2 has the worst story. That and every Tekken, DOA, and SF character.

SamGv
Who plays for the story? ;) I only have the first one on the original Xbox though. It was fun to buy for the lolz.
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#196 -TheSecondSign-
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Metal Gear Solid games.

All of them.

And Final Fantasy VII.

Never before have I seen such ridiculously intricate, convoluted, and downright stupid plots.

cody3232



MGS4 being convoluted i will give you has playing that game without the rest the the series and getting the story is tricky, but i in no way thought that FF7 was convoluted it was really straight forward and easy to understand.

Easy to understand. I was trying to figure out what they were smoking throughout that game, because whatever it was HAD to be awesome.

Besides, the story itself was pretty lame to start,and the villains, especially Sephiroth, are really, really overrated.

They weren't that cool or original.

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#197 AzatiS
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plants vs zombies? :)

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#198 coltsfan4ever
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Haze.

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#199 commander-cool
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Mirror's Edge has a terrible story. You neverfind out anything. You never know what the "runners" are delivering, why they are delivering it, or if they are good or bad. All they tell you is that you are good because you rebel against society and killing cops is a good thing to do. whatever.

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#200 Cherokee_Jack
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To whoever posted PDWT, you're right. That's not only the worst story ever, but the worst game ever. I dare anyone to dispute this.