HURT/HEAL: Instant Death Returns!

Xiao Qiao was continuing her fight with Xing Cai and managed to grab Xing Cai's spear from her, and then stabs her in the arm.

Xiao Qiao has hurt Xing Cai.

Xiao Qiao then takes the spear and runs it through her head.

Xiao Qiao has killed Xing Cai.

Xiao Qiao was continuing her fight with Xing Cai and managed to grab Xing Cai's spear from her, and then stabs her in the arm.

Xiao Qiao has hurt Xing Cai.

Xiao Qiao then takes the spear and runs it through her head.

Xiao Qiao has killed Xing Cai.

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Jiang Wei: Xiahou Yuan, your arrows are no match for my trident.

Xiahou Yuan: You are a fool if you think you can evade my arrows, Jiang Wei.

Xiahou Yuan fires multiple arrows as Jiang Wei charges for him. Jiang Wei slides into a trench to dodge the arrows, rises back up and stabs Xiahou Yuan in the arm with his trident. Xiahou Yuan drops his bow and Jiang Wei chokes Xiahou Yuan with his own bow.

Jiang Wei kills Xiahou Yuan

Xiahou Wei notices this event and charges for Jiang Wei. Jiang Wei grabs Xiahou Yuan's bow and fires arrows intentionally in front of Xiahou Wei. Xiahou Wei jumps high over the arrows and Jiang Wei takes his trident and makes a stake for Xiahou Wei to fall on.

Xiahou Wei is impaled and is killed by Jiang Wei.

Xiao Qiao, having finished her fight with Xing Cai continues to persue Lu Xun on horseback and uses her horsebow and shoots Lu Xun in the back.

Xiao Qiao has hurt Lu Xun.

Xiao Qiao, having now caught up to Lu Xun as he fell off of his horse, pulls the arrow out of Lu Xun's back and stabs it through his eye.

Xiao Qiao has hurt Lu Xun.

Lu Xun is having a cup of tea when Ma Dai and Sun Luban come and announce that Wei and Wu have formed an allaince.

Lu Xun:Two questions when and how?

Ma Dai:Just now you signed the documenet here's you're signutere

Lu Xun looks at the sheet and sees its spelled Lux un and asks about this.

Sun Luban whispers:Great i messed up the forgery.

Lu Xun realizes that they are plotting something and with his twin swords he kills Sun Luban and Ma Dai in the same time.

Lu Xun has killed Ma Dai

Lu Xun has killed Sun Luban

Lu Xun is sighing deeply

Eminem:What is troubling you Lu Xun

Lu Xun:The land is no longer peacful mostly because Xiao Qiao makes pointless kills that makes no sense at all.

Sun Jian:You got that right brother!

Xiao Qiao pops up and aks what's going on and Lu Xun says they are talking about Slim Shady's song Mockingbird.

Xiao Qiao:You are plotting against me!

Sun Jian:Of course we are

Sun Jian throws his helmet in Xiao Qiao's nose

Sun Jian has hurt Xiao Qiao

Lu Xun then says to forget of Zhou Yu and that that he shouldve also laid of Zhuge Liang and kicks her nose.

Lu Xun has hurt Xiao Qiao

Jiang Wei: I shall eliminate the entire Xiahou line. Xiahou Huo and Xiahou Shang, you are next.

The Xiahous: We shall not perish by your blade!!

Jiang Wei: We shall see.

Jiang Wei stands his ground as the Xiahous charge for him. Jiang Wei snickers as the two come closer. The two reach halfway across a small valley when suddenly the ground collapses, creating a canyon. The two are dumbfounded lying on the ground surrounded by leaves when Jiang Wei stands above them and drops large pieces of flint into the canyon on top of a rock sticking out the pile of leaves. The flint pieces hit the rock and create a large amount of sparks on the leaves creating a fire.

Xiahou Shang and Xiahou Huo burn in the engulfing flames of the canyon.

Jiang Wei killed Xiahou Shang and Xiahou Huo

Actually if u think i was wrong on Xing Cai being dead, yes she did hurt Xiao Qiao which adds a life but she also got hurt so she loses that life sooooooo srry jeffhardy but Xing Cai is dead.bug_trevor

Jiang Wei: At last the Xiahou family line ends with you Xiahou Xuan!

Xiahou Xuan: You mean that you are the one who killed my family!? You shall pay Jiang Wei!!

Xiahou Xuan charges for Jiang Wei and throws a bomb from his belt loop. Jiang Wei slightly impales the bomb to attach the bomb to his trident but not detonate it. Jiang Wei spins around and launches the bomb back into Xiahou Xuan who is still mid-air. The bomb lands in Xiahou Xuan's hands. He frantically tries to throw the bomb back but in mid-throw the bomb detonates obliterating Xiahou Xuan.

Jiang Wei kills Xiahou Xuan.

Cao Hong: The Cao family line shall avenge our cousins, the Xiahou family name!

Cao Hong charges on his steed towards Jiang Wei and Jiang Wei throws a chip of the bomb at his horse in his leg. The horse falls and Cao Hong plummets to the ground by Jiang Wei's feet. Cao Hong pleads Mercy!! Jiang Wei strikes his neck slitting it open as he replies No Mercy!!

Jiang Wei kills Cao Hong

So now lu Xun realizes that him and Xiao Qiao is at war and he curses..

Ghost:Yo Yo man why you cursing

Lu XUn:Sorry Ghost but Xiao Qiao and I are in war and now killing and fightign wont be fun.

Like he expected Xiao Qiao comes up and says

XIao Qiao:You killed my husband

Lu XUn:OMG PPL DIE ALL THE TIME FAMILIES HAVE BEEN SEPARATED FROM KILINGS YET NTO ALL FAMILIES ARE AVENGIGN DEATHS (MAYBE CAUSE THEY DONT WHO DID IT) YET YOU'RE HUSBAND WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR AND STEALING MONEY FROM YOU'RE WALET YET YOU'RE AVENGING HOM FOR NO REASON.

Ghost face killa:Damn you gotta chill

Xiao Qiao meanwhile was watching a butterfly and did not pay attention t what lu Xun said and now charges at him. Lu XUn kicked Xiao Qiao in the face.

Lu XUn has hurt Xiao Qiao

She then gets up and says

Xiao Qiao:You killed my husband

Ghost face killa:You're right Lu Xun she is annoying.

Xiao Qiao runs at Ghost face killa and Lu Xun stabs her in the stomach.

Lu XUn has hurt Xiao Qiao

Singers want to party in his house and the last time they did that he cleaned his hut for three days straight....and build a new house. So now he's hiding and after 2 weeks the singers decide to give up and find another house to party when Xiao Qiao reveals his hiding spot.

Lu Xun angrily grabs the hammer he's going to use to rebuild his hut and smashes her nose yet again.

Lu XUn has hurt Xiao Qiao

Xiao Qiao didnt realize she was goign and was going to fall of a cliff. Luckily she balances herself. Then Lu XUn poined his pinky and pushed her of the cliff.

Lu Xun has hurt Xiao Qiao

-a meatbun falls from the sky-

xiao qiao: ooh!

-xiao qiao healed +1-

Sun jian: here take this meat bun you are hurt badly.

xiao qiao: okay

-xiao qiao heals +1-

Lu Xun:Sun Jian why did you help Qiao you've been trying to kill both of them like forever...

SUn Jian:I was controlled against my will.....

Lu Xun:Right....

Xiao Qiao comes and thanks Sun Jian. Lu XUn looks angriyl at Sun Jian

Sun Jian:This time im not controlled

SUn Jian grabes his sword and cuts her nose

Lu Xun hurt Xiao Qiao

Lu XUn;You're nose is now like Micheal Jackson....

Lu Xun then kicks her stomach

Lu XUn has hurt Xiao Qiao

Sun jian: Ha Ha i was never manipulated! -stabs lu xun-

Xiao qiao: grrr... -kicks lu xun in the groing-

Lu Xun is hurt x2

Lu XUn is walking down the road speaking to Fat Joe. Whn Xao Qiao and Hua man rush at Lu XUn and fAT jOE.

lu Xun:Let me guess you convinced Hua man to join you and try to double hurt me right?

fat Joe;Well thats enough to here coem oen boys

fat Joe and his men shoot at Hua man and hua man runes away but he runs to Lu Xun and Lu Xun stabbs him

Lu Xun has killed Hua man.

Xiao Qiao retreats and Fat Joe stands in frnt of her and Xiao Qiao slammed into him leaving her dazed for a while giving Lu Xun enough time to smash a rock in her nose

lu Xun has hurt Xiao Qiao

xiao qiao: ow.... grrr... kicks lu xun in the groing again-

sun jian:hahaha he will never have babies now -evil laughs- ah what the heck sun jian kicks lu xun in the groing as well-

lu xun hurt x2

Also you cant hurt Lu Xun you've done actions twice in 1 day\

Lol not only that but Lu XUn cant be hurt twice in the same section because harden said they must be hurt separatly

you have been doing that.....and READ THE TOPIC HURT/ KEYWORD HEAL!! HEAL = +1mitsuhideakechi

Lu Xun:Sun Jian why did you help Qiao you've been trying to kill both of them like forever...

SUn Jian:I was controlled against my will.....

Lu Xun:Right....

Xiao Qiao comes and thanks Sun Jian. Lu XUn looks angriyl at Sun Jian

Sun Jian:This time im not controlled

SUn Jian grabes his sword and cuts her nose

Lu Xun hurt Xiao Qiao

Lu XUn;You're nose is now like Micheal Jackson....

Lu Xun then kicks her stomach

Lu XUn has hurt Xiao Qiao

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Lu XUn is walking down the road speaking to Fat Joe. Whn Xao Qiao and Hua man rush at Lu XUn and fAT jOE.

lu Xun:Let me guess you convinced Hua man to join you and try to double hurt me right?

fat Joe;Well thats enough to here coem oen boys

fat Joe and his men shoot at Hua man and hua man runes away but he runs to Lu Xun and Lu Xun stabbs him

Lu Xun has killed Hua man.

Xiao Qiao retreats and Fat Joe stands in frnt of her and Xiao Qiao slammed into him leaving her dazed for a while giving Lu Xun enough time to smash a rock in her nose

lu Xun has hurt Xiao Qiao

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Ok i posted in 1:00 am at night but that dosent count as a day cause i didnt sleep yet

Ok i posted in 1:00 am at night but that dosent count as a day cause i didnt sleep yet

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Jiang Wei: The Cao family line shall end now as well!

Cao Ang and Cao Shuang: We shall succeed where others have failed!

Jiang Wei: Very well. We shall see. Attack Me!

Cao Ang and Cao Shuang try to decide who should attack him first.

Jiang Wei: This is for your demise, Master Zhuge Liang.

Jiang Wei casts a spell to launch a magical beam to paralyze both Cao's. They drop to the ground and Jiang Wei takes his trident and impales both Cao's into the ground. Then to be spiteful, Jiang Wei lights both bodies on fire and walks away feeling avenged.

Jiang Wei killed Cao Ang and Cao Shuang.

omg time for an update.

ps the only way to heal yourself is to hurt someone, so no meatbuns

UPDATE!

WEI
Dian Wei +2
Sima Shi +1
Sima Zhao
Zhen Ji +1


WU

Sun Jian +17
Lu Xun +9
Xiao Qiao +5
Zhou Yu +1

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