New DWU union game

hmm....i will post more of my men to watch over DpumbliQ. If Buttman arrives thing wont bode well for us..we must finish things now! seige unit attack there gates!!!

-seige unit is done preparing-

-seige unit is moving out-

mitsuhideakechi to shamoke: Sha moke i want you to guard this unit,oh and here a meat bun incase you get hungry.

Sima Yi says - now Bruno, you will carry out the next part of my strategy. buhwaha ahahah ahah

(i know Sima Yi never laughs like that, but doesn't it sound like he's always about to?)

Bruno - well, i don't know that the water attack worked to well, but we're going to try this again!

:rides out into the field between the forts on his mighty steed Red Herring:

Bruno says - I, the mighty Bruno, bouncer of bars, pubs, and nightclubs challenge your champion to a dual of champions on the battlefield... of champions! Disclaimer! As long as you don't send Guan Yu or Zhang Fei because they'd probably beat me!And in that case please don't send Zhou Yun or Ma Chao because i'm really not that great of a fighter. I amweildingXiahou Dun's rock crusher for goodness sakes!

Buttman wouldn't arrive, He likes to have his recruits do the dirty work. I'll send out Zhang Fei to protect the seige unit. Hopefully Qin or Wu doesn't ally with Wei.

Bruno think - hmmmm.... it appears Sima Yi's strategy is going to get me killed. here comes a whole company of seige types. looks like i may have to circumvent the inevitable and make a dastardly alliance. yes, you read my thought bubble correctly. the only one who can truly stand against Zuge Liang, Zhou Yun, Guan Yu, .... etc. is the great and indominable Lu Bu. i'll just have to make sure he doesn't get drunk.

Bruno says - ha ha ha ha!!! just letting you all know i just sent a request to Dong Zhuo to borrow one of his WMDs! he'll be here soon. and with the original red horse!

:calls Dian Wei over and has him set up a flanking position. sets ROTK's Xu Zhu on an oposite position for a sissor attack!:

Bruno says - now dow't run when you attack boys! like they say, never run while carrying scissors!

Sima Yi mounts the fort wall again!

Sima Yi thinks - my strategy is working perfectly. i knew Bruno would form an alliance with Dong Zhuo. the fool! but luckily my genius will carry the day.

Sima Yi says - Look Meng Huo, I have captured your pretty little... well pretty powerful wife, Zhu Rong! now turn on Shu or i will shave her head!!!

Bruno has become impatient waiting for Lu Bu and has reached into his pack and pulled out a cheap, but passable imitation peacock headdress. he then drops his voice several octaves and adds a bit of gravel to his voice.

Bruno says - okay! i don't need an army! i'll crush you all where you stand with my Rock Crusher and the mighty Red Herring! Forward!!!

Wei's forces attack!!! or counter attack!!!

oh...PHEW....ok what will i do withought you Voork... -mitsuhideakechi calms down-

Sima Yi mounts the Fort wall

Sima Yi says - maybe i should just stand up here so i can quit climbing back up here every two minutes!

Sima Yi says - You are correct Zhuge Liang it is in fact not Meng Huo's wife! you are a genius too afterall! however, that is not Meng Huo fighting for you right now. that is actually Xu Zhu from Dynasty Warriors dressed to look like Meng Huo! my ruse is perfect! he's killed no one. they're all just pretending to be dead! now soldiers! attack!!!

just then Lu Bu shows up. and he looks pissed.

Lu Bu - who's that down on the battlefield immitating me?!? Bruno!??? RHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Lu Bu - i, LU Bu, also known as Lu Pu, do not need an army!! and i do not need an imitator!!! i will crush you all with my assortment of weapons from all the eras of DW, ROTK, and RHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!1

mitsuhideakechi visits where DPQ is sleeping

-mitsuhide pokes DPQ-

-DPQ wont wake up-

-mitsuhideakechi screams-

-DpQ remains in slumber-

i give up...i hope you come back to soon we need you..

Voork we have no choice if we dont Lu Bu will slaughter us!!! hmmm.....wait..i got an idea...

mitsuhideakechi to Lu Bu ummm yeah you want chocolatechip cookies or a meat bun?...or do you want your Diao Chan back!!!..i promise i will give her back as soon as you leave the battle field..

Bruno - now all we need is the entire Yellow Turnban army, Dong Zhuo, and Yuan Shao and this will be a DW reunion!

Bruno - the time is now! (like Zhuge Liang style) ignite the explosives in the fort Dong Zhuo style!! burn burn burn!!!!

i posted a bit too late sorry lol

Bruno - this battle is full of twists and turns and chaos. it's like reality is being shattered! wait, no!!

Orochi - I, the Demon King have arrived! your world is mine!!!

Sorry about that my lord i was finishing up near the gate

-lonewanderer06 cleans the blood from his sword-

my left arm has been struck by 6 arrows and i am bleeding massively..

-lonewanderer fainted-

lonewandere is my cuz if you guys did not know, yes in real life)

ok, thank you Voork..Zhu rong please take care of lonewanderer..

-mitsuhide akechi apears-

mitsuhide akech to mitsuhideakechi: hmmm...you dare steal my name?!!!!!!!!

-mitsuhide akechi enraged-

mitsuhideakechi says- AHH!!!!!!!!

mitsuhide akechi- dont run away!!!

mitsuhideakechi- i am unarmed!!!! let me get my blade!!!! AH!!!!

mitsuhide akechi- oh....ahem...very well then....

after a while of waiting...

-mitsuhideakechi- there i challenge you to a duel..

-mitsuhide akechi-..umm....that was my line but ok...

mitsuhide akechi has accepted the duel-