New DWU union game

Fu Xi, Nu Wa: We are here!

Ah! ok good..we will raid the enemy attack base!

-mits is attacking-

sleepy solider:WE ARE BE........

sleepy solider#1,2,3,4,5:AGH!!...

sleep well....haha..

the attack was succesfull

"Hmmmmm. Its appeeeears that they are staaalling my Looord."

"Indeed. they are cowards and betrayers. They hold to have lofty ideals and principles but they go about kidnapping women and selling them into slavery. Screw this pact of He Jin! ALL FORCES! ATTACK MITSUHIDE!"

*Han Army has ambushed the Hanzhong Forces*

"My Lord! We will destroy Lonewanderer!"

"Mitsuhide will DIE!"

"The Hanzhong Rebellion ends here!"

*Han Force Morale Rises*

*The arbelast have been destroyed by the attack*

wait what the they betray us?! hahaha,...i guess i shouldn't have expect much from them, have you not remembered the archeres i left in the towers?! now archeres strike them!!!

-from off the distance you can see the flying arrows piercing the fles of the foes of han zhong-

good! Fu Xi ,Nu Wa we will be right there keep them busy!

Da qiao,Sun Xiang Shang, as i promise i will free you!

lonewandere wonders to himself:why did he betray us? no matter i will handle qin..DAMN! he has officers on my tail! fine i will make this quick!...

ok men gather around build seige ramps to go throught their castle!

-lone's unit begun to build ramps-

"HA! They fire arrows at us as we fight their soldiers. the arrows are hitting his own force as well, He is more evil then us! Champion of the peasants indeed. Continue the attack!"

*CHO CHOP CHOP*

"They cannot withstand our overwhelming force! They are but two officers under attack by two armies! Victory shall soon be ours!"

*CHOP SLASH POKE*

*Hanzhong morale falling*

Hu Che Er: i have arrived! wait huh? mits?! it seems you were right!

Hu Che Er: WAkey WAkey!

sleeping solider:huh?!! its the enemy!!

Hu Che Er:No we have come to warn you that there is an attack plotted by He Jin, i came here to tell you so maybe Jeff can retreive our supplies.Go send a messanger about this to jeff!

sleeping solider:ok!

-the messanger has ben deployed-

Zhuge:Ah so it seems he was right after all...ok!

-a tornado has struck somewhere near He Jins main camp-

-He Jin's army iis driffted away from the battle field due to the tornado-

alright everyone wreck the siege ramps!

-lone's unit have succesfully knockedown the seige ramps-

phew..close call...

everyone stricke He jin

-lone charges at He Jin-

-the phantom army charges at He Jin-

qin's troops atart attacking anyone on sight due to the confusion-

troop#1:i hear He jin is stricking us now!

troop#2:yeah!

-word of this is spreading-

-qin's army start striking He jins force-

all right all units retreat!

-the allied forces have retreated from battle-

Okay okay, enough of that, CALM DOWN ALL OF YOU!!! (The troops are calmed and unconfused). Hmph, how dull, so the princling of Han Zhong is nothing more than a common bandit after all. Watch as he and his army scurry away with their tails between their legs!! HAH!!! He hasent surrendered, so by all rights his peoples lives are forfeit. Since I am infinitly more compassionate than that brigand, I shall extend to him one final time, my offer of unconditional surrender. Mitz, you and your officers lay down their arms and swear fealty to me, or the people you profess to care about will die a slow, agonizing death, as they eat the dust of the earth and the corpses of their own family members, an effort which only prolongs the pain. Cursed will your name be by them, the coward who sentenced them to death for not swallowing his pride.

The world is changing Mitz, and those whom do not change with it do not survive. Shu has spent its strength, it has nothing left to give. Push but a little, and it will fall to me, and who will aid you then? Han?! You see clearly the price of bartering with them. Wu?! You kidnapped their women to sell as slaves, bartered for a temporary joint attack, an act even I find despicable. I am advising you, one ruler to another, that for the peoples sake, you yeild. I leave the descision to you, may the fate of Han Zhongs people lie with you.

Everyone i want you keep a watchout on the road of cheng gu, supplies will arriv from there.DPQ,Hu Che Er i will count on you

HCE,DPQ:YES MY LORD!!!

we will cultivate this land again..

My lord the supplies have arrived! although DPQ and HCE spotted some enemies..

Ah good!

everyone we will et and drink tonight! but for now we will have to cultivate the land

-Han zhong's forces grew-

Now that we are prepared we will march once again to their land....but WE WILL LEAVE BEHIND A PRESENT FOR THEM.....

-MITS'S ARMY IS ADVANICING-

*IN LUO YANG, HAN FORCES GATHER TO CELEBRATE THEIR VICTORY*

"Oh Glorious Day! Wei and Hanzhong have been conquered! Wu is devistated and Shu has abdicated! Mituhide and Lone are now nothing more than forest-dwelling bandits! The Rebellion is over!

"HURRAH! HURRAH!"

"HARKEN! Our Master Cometh!"

"At last! The Mortals will bear witness to His Immortal Majesty!"

"HISS! All must kneel before his power!"

*The Officers and Armies of Han bow as the horns blow and the Great Han appears*

...

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...

BOW BEFORE ME

*YES YOUR IMMORTAL MAJESTY*

THE ENEMIES HAVE BEEN CRUSHED

*YES YOUR IMMORTAL MAJESTY*

THE TIME HAS COME FOR MY POWERS TO TRANSFORM US. NEW BATTLES AWAIT

*YES YOUR IMMORTAL MAJESTY*

WITH MY IMMORTAL POWERS WE WILL LEAVE THE REALM OF EARTH AND CONQUER THE REALM OF OUTWORLD

*YES YOUR IMMORTAL MAJESTY*

IT HAS BEGUN!!!

*The Awesome Power of the Han transforms the officers and armies of Han into strange powerful beings*

What is happening!?! I feel so powerful!

We have been transformed!

Into Mighty Warlocks!

All Hail the Malevolent Han!

WE ARE NOW BEYOND THE PETTY POWERS AND PROBLEMS OF THIS WORLD

*YES IMMORTAL MAJESTY*

COME NOW SERVANTS... WE TRAVEL NOW THROUGH THE HEAVENS TO OUTWORLD...WHERE ITS CONQUEST AWAITS!

*HAN FORCES HAVE BECOME WARLOCKS AND HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM THE EARTH*

:lol: what an awsome ending!!!!

Bruno: Mits for the love of Qin (since they're obviously now our earthly rulers and are thus deified) give up! it's not so bad. Sima Yi and i are both here just hangin out with the Qin! and in my spare time i've even taken up Han worship - since they're now above mortal status, what can it hurt? when we aks for rain, they make it rain! when we need food, cheezy puffs fall like mana from heaven!

plus... the three kingdoms ultimately lose anyway so....

-while jeff was away, the han zhong army managed to steal supplies from one of qin's territories-

scout:report He Jin has an undead army!

alright then we will annex the territories of wu now advance!

-han zhong has anexed the territories of wu-

Sir it has been a month of he Jin's army transformation and the annex of wu, now waht?

Mits:hmm...we will wait to see further actions...

:lol: what an awsome ending!!!!

Bruno: Mits for the love of Qin (since they're obviously now our earthly rulers and are thus deified) give up! it's not so bad. Sima Yi and i are both here just hangin out with the Qin! and in my spare time i've even taken up Han worship - since they're now above mortal status, what can it hurt? when we aks for rain, they make it rain! when we need food, cheezy puffs fall like mana from heaven!

plus... the three kingdoms ultimately lose anyway so....

Bruneauinfo

hey thanks for saying you like the ending.

and as for mits... tsk tsk tsk will you ever learn. Han is gone so He Jin has no undead army. He is a supernatural being called a Warlock.

fine then to end this chaos..you send jeff..a treaty ending this war..

messanger:yes my lord!

fine then to end this chaos..you send jeff..a treaty ending this war..

messanger:yes my lord!

mitsuhideakechi

im sure that would make jeff happy. but im not telling you to do that. im just saying you cant attack Han because they're gone.

Ahhhh....Now don't Tell Lu Bu about this Diao Chan...

Diao Chan - Of Course Voork....

Voork - Ahh Why must you walk in on me Zhuge!

Zhuge Liang - My Lord the War has ended.

Voork - Alright then But what happened to me. All i remember is Getting shot by some sort of dart then waking up to the lovely Diao Chan Obviously

Zhuge Liang - I doubt Lu Bu will be happy with what you did With Diao Chan.

Voork - Wait If it ended isn't he dead?

Zhuge Liang - Oh right.

Voork - Why must I miss the good fights?

Diao Chan - You didn't miss anything with me..

Voork - Good enough answer for me Now lets Go home. The battle is Won.

-With there heads held High Shu goes back To Xu Chang , Being the only ones left.-

Voork - I would like to thank Wu and Hanzhong. Without your sacrifices this mwouldn't be possible-

China is Unified...

we didnt really win its more of a draw lol

well... the Han went into another dimension of living. and attaccking Qin was like attacking the United States on their turf.

so you've got lots of data to use for coming up with the next EPIC super game.

Next Scenario : Orochi

While all the forces fight for Chinese Supremacy a Warp in the sky suddenly appears. It is Orochi himself. With most Officers of China and Japan at his command it is up to us to stop him.

RULES -

- I would like Mits to play As Wei And Jeff to play as Nobunaga Oda the only Japanese Left.

- you can not take 2 turns at the same time

-make this game reasonable When your about to lose you cannot suddenly make an ambush of men

-Army limit is at 15

-Harden Will be playing as Orochi

- Also in the beginning there shall be no fighting directly with Orochi. Just like in the game we must regain our officers.

-HAVE FUN!

LET THE BATTLES BEGIN

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*Buttman's unit has arrived*

I have come to support Wei!

*Looks around*

I think im a little late...:x

Sima Yi: better late than never.

Bruno: yes. here, let me just pull those arrows out of your chest there.... and.... yeah. now, maybe you should lie down for this and... anyone here have an open flame we can use to cartarize these wounds???

:hands Sima Yi Buttman's sword:

Sima Yi: yeah, you won't want him holding this... wouldn't want that.

Bruno: now lets see. i remember seeing this in a movie, oh yeah, Braveheart. this will hurt.

-mits's unit has arriived-

sorry for thhe holdup.