lol good idea :P
"The sword is a tool for killing, the art of swordsmenship is the art of killing. No matter which fine phrases or words you put to it, that is the truth. What miss Kaoru says is sweet innnocent naive idealism of someone whose hands had never been stained by blood. *smiles* but to tell the truth, I prefer miss Kaoru's version. Maybe someday, her vision would be a reality."-Kenshin
ive always loved that quote
[in response to something J.D. just said] Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out! - Dr Cox, Scrubs
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry"- Bill Cosby
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."- Demetri Martin
"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack."- Demetri Martin
Elliot: My life is a mess!
J.D.: At least you're pretty.
Elliot: Yeah, well, pretty don't pay the rent!
Carla: It does for my sister.
Elliot: Oh, my God, your sister's a prostitute?
Carla: She's a model. Come on, Elliot, we talked about thinking before we speak.
Scrubs
[Turk is asking Dr. Kelso for a favor]
Turk: Sir, I promise you, if you offer her the job again she'll say yes. And I'll do anything, I'll pick up extra shifts, I'll volunteer - I'll volunteer at the clinic; Whatever you want!
Dr. Kelso: Ahh! I want you to kill the giant bat that's been living in my attic!
Turk: You keep Enid in the attic?
JD: "I honestly beleive in hospitals theres like this balance...its like when one person dies another one gets a chance to live. I like to call it the circle of life."
Dr. Cox: "Oh my god, you must stop watching The Lion King."
JD: "I like that baby lion cub...whats his name?"
Dr. Cox: "Simba."
JD: "TRICK QUESTION, you like it to."
Dr. Cox: Look. Barry... Barry's a... he's a great guy.
Turk: Yeah. I totally forgot the rule to the transplant list is no drinking, unless Cox says you're a great guy.
Dr. Cox: Come on, pally, guy's been on the transplant list for three stinkin' years - this is a no-brainer.
Turk: You're right. He's out.
J.D.: This, this isn't like being a janitor, okay! It's not just like something everybody can do.
Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can't do yours?
J.D.: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
J.D.: I don't know... the... rough side of a sponge?
[silence]
Janitor:....Dammit.
GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!!!! - Kurosaki Ichigo
GOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIINGGGG ICHHHHHHIGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! - Kurosaki Isshin
GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!!!! - Kurosaki Ichigo
GOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNIIIIIIIINGGGG ICHHHHHHIGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! - Kurosaki Isshin
SasukeXXChidori
Lol Isshin is funny.
Rukia-How do I drink this?
Ichigo-Huh? Just poke the straw in it.
Rukia-Straw?...........This is a straw?
[Turk is using an endoscope to find a hernia inside a patient]
Bonnie: We're so lost.
Turk: We're not lost.
Bonnie: Go left, here.
Turk: It's a right.
Bonnie: You passed his Cooper's ligament three times already. Just stop and ask for directions!
Turk: Do you want to drive this thing? 'Cause I will pull - I will pull this thing over and let you drive this thing!
Oshima- We'll see who's thtronger!!
Ichigo- Did he just say "thtronger?!"
Mizuiro- Thtronger... Somebody's gotta make fun of that.
That's so wrong,
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