Favorite Quote's

Dr. Cox: I don't have any answers for any of you - now please leave me alone.

Gloria: But my boyfriend is bi-curious and wants me to pick his lovers for him

!Dr. Cox: Okay, I do have an answer for that... Eww...?

JD: "Morning."

Janitor: "Is it, IS IT REALLY?"

JD: "No, I was just kidding."

Ted: [to Kelso] Walk off, b!tch!
Dr. Cox: How is it, exactly, that you just said that & your pants are still dry?
Ted: Don't you understand what you did when you addressed those interns?... You took away the fear! You... are a wonderful man... and... I love you.

Ichigo-Why do your drawings suck so much?

Rukia-:x:evil:

Janitor: [JD is at the reception desk, sad] Girl problems?
J.D.: How did you know?
Janitor: Well, you look like you've got problems, you're a girl. Hence, girl problems. Watch your nails.[Slams down hinged door].

I love you Janitor :lol:

Rukia-STOP! What are you doing!?

*Ichigo strugles to break free of kido spell*

Rukia-STOP! No humans strength is enough to break the kido!!

*Ichigo breaks the spell and runs off*

Rukia-Impossible........he broke the kido by his own power?! THAT CANNOT BE!!

What is he...?

[after Carla tells Turk to go to a strip club]

JD: "Hey Turk I....."

Turk: "Cant talk now good thing happening."

[JD is standing at the reception office when Dr. Cox walks into the hospital]

J.D.: Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?
Dr. Cox: I'd say you're about a B-cup, Susan.

"We are the Knights Who Say Ni"

[JD and Turk are walking outside the hospital when a computer falls from the building and lands in front of them; Dr. Cox is sticking his body out a high story window]

Dr. Cox: Sorry, girls, I seemed to have dropped my computer... meh-ya.

i love scrubs

"So if she weighs the same as a duck she must be made of wood and therefore......a witch!"

i love scrubs

"So if she weighs the same as a duck she must be made of wood and therefore......a witch!"

Darkguard15

yayayay quotes from holy grail

J.D.: [to his interns]Now... that tumor's looking so big... it's beginning to look like a threemor...[laughs stupidly]

scrubs hell yeah!!! :P

Dr Cox: [to a teen who has stopped taking her epilepsy medication] If this continues, you will be dead. And I'm not talking about the "Oh, my God, if I don't get invited to the prom, I'm going to die" type of dead, I'm talking *dead*, dead. Is that clear enough for you? Because if it's not, I could of course text you on my Blackberry or my Blueberry or my Chuck Berry... although technically Chuck Berry is a blackberry... the point is, you gotta stop wasting everyone's time and grow up. Is that clear to you, sweetheart?

the classic when ur breaking up

its not u its me

so funny

Elaine Marley: Let's face it, LeChuck. You are an evil, foul-smelling, vile, codependent villain and that's just not what I'm looking for in a romantic relationship right now.

LeChuck: Darn yer riddles, ya saucy female! What d'ya mean?

- Monkey Island (videogame)

"I walk, I walk alone to the promised land

there's a better place for me, but it's so very far away...

In order to live in peace and tranquility, I'll have to die first

Please God send me on my way!"- In My Darkest Hour, Megadeth

Haggis McMutton: Me given name is 'Heart-Liver-And-Kidneys-Boiled-In-The-Stomach-Of-The-Animal McMutton.'

Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, so your parents were expecting a girl, then.

Haggis McMutton: Aye.

Voodoo Lady: I am one gifted with the Second Sight, adept at manipulating the forces of nature for the benefit of all who enter my door.

Guybrush Threepwood: You're a fashion consultant?

Voodoo Lady: Well... yes, but that's not what I was referring to. I am a Voodoo Priestess.

Guybrush Threepwood: Neat.

Voodoo Lady: You're an "autumn," by the way.

Guybrush Threepwood: What fate befell Captain Marley?

LeChuck: I ambushed him while he was racing in the America's Cup. I boarded his ship and decided to let him determine his own fate. He could grant me his blessing to have his granddaughter's hand in marriage, or he could suffer a death more horrible than any of his crewmates'.

Guybrush Threepwood: Well? What'd he say?

LeChuck: Actually, he said quite a few things. "Oh, the pain!" "Stop it, you're killing me!"[Elaine tries to shout something through her gag]

LeChuck: Eh, some other things. I forget them all. I left him for dead and sent his ship into a whirlpool not even the most accomplished captain could escape![Elaine tries to shout something again]

Guybrush Threepwood: You're unbelievably ghastly and wretched!

LeChuck: Oh, thanks!

Honesty is my only excuse
Try to rob us of it, but it's no use
Steamroller action crushing all
Victim is your name and you shall fall-Mettallica, Damage Inc.

Guybrush Threepwood: What happened to Rapp Scallion, the cook?

LeChuck: Rapp Scallion died in a flash fire in his weenie hut on Scabb Island.

Guybrush Threepwood: That's right! I brought him back to life with a voodoo spell! I remember it so vividly...[Guybrush remembers reviving Rapp Scallion in 'Monkey Island 2']

LeChuck: Guybrush?

Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, I'm sorry, I was miles away. What were you saying?

LeChuck: I knew about Rapp's absent-minded tendency to leave his gas burners on, so I arranged for a fully-lit cake to be delivered to him on his thirty-fifth birthday.[laughs]

LeChuck: Ye could hear the explosion as far as Booty Island!

Guybrush Threepwood: That's horrible!

LeChuck: "Steamin' Weenie," indeed.

Broken wings
Twisted Wings
Take this savage back home-Brave New World

Little old man contemplates suicide twice a day.
Life's passed him by.
Little old woman scared and blind, left alone in desparate times.
Life's passed her by.-Misunderstood, Motley Crue