Favorite Quote's

"and in the end you wind up dyin all alone in a dusty street. for what? for a tin star. it's all for nothin, Will. it's all for nothin"-Martin

"surely, you can't be serious"-Ted

"i'm serious. and don't call me Shirley"-Rumack

Mankind is powerful and it is the power that we posses that will bring about our destruction. - Darkguard

Remember, remember the fifth of November

the Gunpowder Treason and plot,

I fell no reason why the Gunpowder Treason

should ever.....be.....forgot.

Dr. House: [makes a dramatic gesture with the stirring stick] Go forth and scan his neck.

Dr. Chase: His neck?

Dr. House: Or repeat everything I say in question form. :roll:

Dr. House: [makes a dramatic gesture with the stirring stick] Go forth and scan his neck.

Dr. Chase: His neck?

Dr. House: Or repeat everything I say in question form. :roll:

-Katsuri-

yayay House :D (watching season 1 right now)

if your interested the new episodes start tomorrow

House: "People dont want a docter who is sick."

"Barney's film had heart, but football in the groin had a football in the groin" Homer, Simpson

:P

More House awesomeness!

Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours.

Dr. Cameron: What's up?

Dr. Foreman: When you break into someone's house, it's always better to have a white chick with you.

There's only one House quote I can remember

House: Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?

:P

"Why are your boobs different sizes!?" Death the Kidd, Soul Eater

:P

Dr. House: Your wife is having an affair.

Orange-Colored Patient: What??

Dr. House: You're ORANGE, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and do the math... and get a good lawyer.

Dr. House: Your wife is having an affair.

Orange-Colored Patient: What??

Dr. House: You're ORANGE, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and do the math... and get a good lawyer.

-Katsuri-

Lol, loved that.

Chase- She's fat! That's why she's sick!

Foreman- Did you get beat up by a gang of fat kids when you were little?

Dr. House: You see that? They all assume I'm a patient because of this cane.

Dr. Wilson: Then why don't you put on a white coat like the rest of us?

Dr. House: I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.

I'm still in season 1 :P

Patient's Mother: How can you just sit there?!

Dr. House: If I eat standing up, I spill.

I'm still in season 1 :P

Patient's Mother: How can you just sit there?!

Dr. House: If I eat standing up, I spill.

-Katsuri-

the lacross guy episode

Dr. House: "It doesnt hurt here."

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.

Dr. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.

Dr. House: Yeah, and dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.

-Katsuri-

are you watching house right now cause your going in episode order lol

Lol nah I just watched them on DVD not too long ago that's why I remember them like that.

Dr. Chase: We should look into the girlfriend's theory... She thinks she rode him to death.

Dr. Foreman: [Laughs.] What'd you tell her?

Dr. Chase: [Amused.] Well, I told her twenty-two year old men don't die of sex!

Dr. Cameron: What'd you ask her?

Dr. Chase: What do you mean?

Dr. Cameron: [Haughty.] I mean I hope you got some specifics on exactly what's going on. This girl thinks it could kill you... it's worth knowing about.[Pause. Chase stares at Cameron.]

Dr. Chase: ...Have you ever taken a life?

House- Then again we shouldn't pad our bills, swipe samples from the clinic, or fantasize about the teenage daughters of our patients.

Cuddy-True, better be true, and your a pig.

And the quote award goes to....

Dr. House: Get up. We're going hunting.

Dr. Foreman: For what?

Dr. House: Wabbits.

Occam's Razor. The simplest explanation is almost always somebody screwed up."
-- Dr. House, MD

• Cuddy: "Dr. House! Need you here."

• Cameron: "You can't diagnose that without a biopsy."

House: "Yes, we can, we treat it. If she gets better we know that we're right."
Cameron: "And if we're wrong?"
House: "We learn something else: "No thanks.

• Foreman: "You stash your drugs in a Lupus text book."

• Cameron: "Could pain medication cause an orgasm?"

House: "I wish."

• House: "I could run home."

Cuddy: (looking at his leg) "No, you couldn't."
House: "Nice."

Wilson: "House, you're right! Why not? Why not date you?? It's brilliant; we've known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We're a couple!"
House: "Are you still speaking metaphorically?"

• Thirteen: "You are the champion of not dealing with your problems."

House: "My grandson gave me a mug that says that."

• Cuddy: "Then dip into your secret stash."

House: "Tritter took it."
Cuddy: "Then move on to your secret-secret stash."
House: "I ran out."

• Foreman: "You might wanna wait until he actually tell us his theory before you start kissing his theory's a*s."

Chase: "I wasn't kissing his a*s."
Foreman: "It just looked that way from our angle. You on your knees, House bending ove

famous drunk lines

"what seems to be the officer problem?"

"I can be as want as I drunk to be"

"penis:lol:"

"What'd ya mean i don't believe in God?
I **** him everyday

What'd ya mean I don't support your system?
I go to court when I have to

What'd ya mean I can't be the president, of the United States of America?
Tell me somethin' it's still "We the People", right?!

If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line, but it'd better work this time.

Peace Sells, but who's buying?
Peace Sells, but who's buying?
Peace Sells, but who's buying?"-Peace Sells

Dr. Foreman: [Referring to Dr. House] He's really talking to a patient.

Dr. Chase: I don't know who I am any more.

famous drunk lines

"what seems to be the officer problem?"

"I can be as want as I drunk to be"

"penis:lol:"

Itachieyes12

Dr. Cuddy: Good morning, Dr. House.

Dr. House: Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I'm professional, but I'm still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part.

Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.

Dr. House: (Leaving quickly) Gotta Go.

A win for Cuddy!

Dr. House: Ah! The husband described her as being unusually irritating recently.

Dr. Cameron: And?

Dr. House: I didn't know it was possible for a woman to be unusually irritable.

Dr. Cameron: Nice try, but you're a misanthrope, not a misogynist.

JD:*picks up a bottle of body lotion and reads the label*

Mango Tango??? Sounds yummy...

*licks the bottle*

Dr. House: Everybody lies.

Dr. Cameron: Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients.

Dr. Foreman: Isn't treating patients why we became doctors?

Dr. House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

We fear that which we cannot see

We respect that which we cannot see

Thus the blade will be wielded - Bleach