Favorite Quote's

(This made me go "WOW" when I heard it)

Dr. Cameron: Why did you hire me?

Dr. House: Does it matter?

Dr. Cameron: Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.

Dr. House: Why?

Dr. Cameron: Is that rhetorical?

Dr. House: No, it just seems that way because you can't think of an answer. Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job?

Dr. Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.

Dr. House: No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor... with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.

Dr. Cameron: You hired me to get into my pants?!

Dr. House: I can't believe that that would shock you. It's also not what I said. No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby.

Dr. Cameron: I was in the top of my class.

Dr. House: But not THE top.

Dr. Cameron: I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic.

Dr. House: Yes, you were a very good applicant.

Dr. Cameron: But not the best?

Dr. House: Would that upset you, really? To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty, not some genetic gift of intelligence?

Dr. Cameron: I worked very hard to get where I am.

Dr. House: But you didn't have to. People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't, you worked your stunning little a$$ off.

Wow, long one.

V-What they did to me created me.

Evey-And now your getting revenge?

V-What they did was monstrous!

Evey-And they created a monster. - V for Vendetta

Read it! it's worth it. :P

Dr. House: It's five-o'clock. I'm going home.

Dr. Cuddy: To what?

Dr. House: [sarcastically] Nice.

Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.

Dr. House: I think your tie is ugly.

Dr. House: Why is one simpler than two? It's lower, it's lonelier, but is it simpler? each one of these conditions is about a thousand to one shot, that means that any two of them happening at the same time is a million to one shot, Chase says the cardiac infection is a ten million to one shot which makes my idea ten times better than yours.[pause. Foreman looks defeated] Get a calculator run the numbers.

Chase:.....We'll run the tests.

Dr. Gregory House: [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What happened?

Dr. Gregory House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.

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Dr. Gregory House: J'ever notice, how all the self-sacrificing women in history, Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa... can't think of any others, they all die alone? The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy.

Dr. Wilson: It's an unfair world.

Dr. Wilson: Beauty often seduces us on the road to truth.

Dr. House: And triteness kicks us in the nuts.

Dr. Wilson: So true...

Dr. House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?

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Dr. Wilson: Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?
Dr. House: They recharge? I just keep buying new phones.

Dr. Cameron: Brandon's not ready for surgery.

Dr. House: OK, let's leave it a couple of weeks. He should be feeling better by then. Oh wait, which way does time go?

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Dr. House: The air is keeping him from breathing air. Let's go with that for the irony.

Dr. Wilson: How's your biker?

Dr. House: Pumped an air bubble into a vein in his lung.

Dr. Wilson: The things people do! Doping! Vicodin!

Dr. House: Hey! You're talking about me aren't you!!

Dr. House: You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a...

Dr. House: [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.

[Dr. House is with Stacy in her house when Mark enters the room.]

Mark: What's going on?

Dr. House: It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex.

Dr. Gregory House: [House has had a confrontation with Stacy's wheelchair-bound husband] How awkward was that? What is he doing here, anyway? He's got physio Tuesdays and Fridays.

Dr. Wilson: He's in group therapy for people coping with disability. He thought about developing a drug addiction, but that would be stupid.

Dr. Gregory House: Hey! You again!

Stacy: This whole time you've been manipulating me?

Dr. House: You knew I had an angle the moment I poured soap onto a scrub brush.

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Dr. House: It's okay, she's not here, you can skip the nice guy act.

Dr. Foreman: You know, some human beings are actually capable of human feelings.

Since everyone seems to love Hpuse I'll give a few quotes

House: There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself!

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House: First we need to know one thing: Have you appeared in any pornos?

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House: Oh My God! You're not wearing any underwear!

Lisa: Of course I'm...

House: A skirt that tight you got no secrets. A skirt that tight I can tell if you've got an IUD. You seen Dr. Cole?

Lisa: No I haven't

House: You're blushing

Lisa: I am not

House: Look at me... OH MY GOD!

House is a prick an awesome prick :lol:

Dr. House: I'm not the one being sued. I feel funny.

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Transplant Doc: What's this?

Dr. House: Five grand. And thats just ante money; you'll get another fifteen after the surgery.

Transplant Doc:[Laughs] I make six hundred-thousand dollars a year. You think I'm going to risk tanking my percentages for a measily twenty thousand?!

Dr. House: Fine. Keeps me from welsching on the other fifteen grand I would have owed you. However, you will do the surgery or I'll tell your wife you've been having an affair with a series of nurses, currently Nurse Cutler in Radiology. Now lets see... what's six hundred-thousand divided by two???

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Dr. House: Chase killed that woman, now Foreman's in charge?

Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, we have a pecking order here, if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby.

House: This is a whole new experience in super hi-def. I had no idea Marie wore an under wire

House: I like Cuddy. Or parts of her. :lol:

House: There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is --- in fact --- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate

House:If you talk to God you're religious. If God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Me too :lol:

Dr. House: Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss.
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Dr. Foreman: What do you expect me to do, House? Quit? Cry?
Dr. House: Actually, I expect you to act like what you are - my employee, my subordinate ... my b!tch.
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Dr. House: [To a patient who's been using strawberry jelly as a spermicide, and got an infection from it] You probably shouldn't have sex for a while.
Patient: For how long?
Dr. House: On an evolutionary basis, I'd recommend... forever.

This has to be one of the most evil quotes of his

House (to a 4 y.o. girl): Do you have hair in your special area?

This has to be one of the most evil quotes of his

House (to a 4 y.o. girl): Do you have hair in your special area?

rocketfox129

This is pretty evil aswell:

Anica: You know, I was gonna ask what a respectable doctor was doing at an OTB parlor; somehow that question doesn't seem relevant anymore.

Dr. House: What's your excuse?

Anica: Turns me on.

Dr. House: Yeah, what else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor; I need to know.

Dr. House: Yeah, well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you.

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Dr. Cameron: How would you describe my leadership skills?

Dr. House: Nonexistent. Otherwise excellent.

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Dr. Foreman: I just agreed with you.

Dr. House: Not because you think I'm right. You're just taking the safe route. You're a wuss. Don't worry; your secret's safe with me. [walks outside. Loudly] Hey, Wilson! Guess what Foreman just did!

Like I said, House is a prick :lol:

Dr. Foreman: Do you think there's any way House would take me seriously as his boss?

Dr. Wilson: Where is this coming from? Did Cuddy say something?

Dr. Foreman: We talked. She intimated.

Dr. Wilson: And you want my advice on how to usurp him? It's very ancient Rome: you'll need a toga, and of course, a sword.

Naruto (to Sai): That picture, it's nothing special

Sai: Neither's your penis

Naruto: :o

Naruto (to Sai): That picture, it's nothing special

Sai: Neither's your penis

Naruto: :o

rocketfox129

Dr. Chase: What happened to the Foreman who always has an answer? The guy who practically wears a sign saying "I'm as good as House, but I'm nicer."

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Dr. House: Either you've decided to do a lumbar puncture, or you have to fire me so that I can't fire all of you, as soon as I get back in charge.

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Dr. House: They can handle it.

Dr. Cuddy: Right. So far only three organ systems have failed.

Dr. House: Okay, they can't. Doesn't matter; guy's not stable enough to move. So go rant in your own office.

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Naruto (to Sai): That picture, it's nothing special

Sai: Neither's your penis

Naruto: :o

-Katsuri-

lmao, it is an awesome quote, it's in the manga, I forget which issue though

MORE QUOTES!

Kon (to Rukia): Nice angle!

Zelos Wilder: No one stands a chance against the great Zelos!
Lloyd Irving: You mean no one can stand you, right?
Zelos Wilder: Lloyd, that was seriously harsh, man. :(

Gotta love Zelos :P

Dr. Cameron: What does House say?

Dr. Foreman: The person you are trying to reach is out of the area or has turned off their phone.

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Dr. House: [knocking on Wilson's office door] I know you're in there! I can hear you caring!

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Stella: What's wrong with your foot?

Dr. House: War wound.

Stella: Does it hurt?

Dr. House: Every day.

Stella: Is that why you're so sad?

Dr. House: [pause] Oh, aren't you adorable? I'm not sad, I'm complicated. Chicks dig that.

im guessing alot of these house quotes are from the internet :P

*House just finished talking to Cuddy about ethics*

*outside Wilsons door*

Dr. House: "Hey Wilson wanna come watch me cut out a cripples eye?"

*Wilson walks out*

Dr. Wilson: "..........Good times."

Yup, I can't remember anything for the life of me lol.

Stacey: What was Greg like after I left?

Dr. Cuddy: Er, an egomaniacal, narcissistic pain in the ass — same as before you left.

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Dr. Wilson: You don't like yourself. But you do admire yourself. Its all you've got so you cling to it. You're so afraid if you change, you'll lose what makes you special.[pause]

Dr. Wilson: Being miserable doesn't make you better than anybody else, House. It just makes you miserable.[Wilson and House look at each other. Wilson exits]

Cuddy- Your going to do your clinic hours AND Wilsons.

House-.... I know how to kill a man with my thumb!

Cuddy-... Who doesn't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeHcWMNQuU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPTK6R7N8B0&feature=related

videos of a couple of my favorite house quotes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imeHcWMNQuU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPTK6R7N8B0&feature=related

videos of a couple of my favorite house quotes

YouKnowWho5

:lol:LMAO:lol:, the second one's my all time favorite!!!

(before a fight with lloyd and Zelos in the party)

Enemy:This is we're you die!
Lloyd:ugh, try and be a bit more original will you?
Zelos:seriously that was extremely corny...

Alfred-What if they catch you and put you away?

Wayne-I'll just tell 'em I was your accomplice.

Alfred-:shock:

Dr. Foreman: Why would your mind go to abuse so fast?

Dr. House: I had a funny uncle.

Dr. Foreman: You were abused?

Dr. House: What? No. Why'd your mind go to that so fast. I just had a funny uncle. Great stories, always filthy.