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#51 StaticKornSlipX
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@Gamer I guess that means "The Enlightened War" will be over sooner rather than later. ROH has got major issues. Static Twitter

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OOC- Metal do you wanna do your half of the interview or do you want me to do it?


Appearance for Jimmy Fallon- Jimmy Fallon quotes- The Show begins with Jimmy Fallon*

Jimmy Fallon: Our first guest tonight, he is both an actor and one of those faces you may see popping up on Monday and Friday nights in the WOTU. If you see him at your door late at night, I suggest you be ready to go to war!-He has a taste for women, free form jazz, and long walks on the beach.


Recently you may notice he has one massive sized gold thing on his shoulder, that is not a massive penny. He is one half of the newly crowned Tag Team Champions! He is Icon! *Entering to a strong audience reaction

Stage entrance music


*Shaking hands with some people in the front row and all smiles and I give a shout out to the live band and copy Heath Slater's air guitar, laughing and joking*


*Greeting Jimmy * as he checks out the title* Jimmy Fallon: Can I hold that thing? I mean are they really have as heavy as they look?


Me: Go on ahead man *Smirk and passes him the title*


Jimmy Fallon: Wow! This thing is heavier than a little TV! *Taps on it* and that's real gold on there right!


Me: Yessir! Los Icons only carries real gold, I told my partner Metal though that we've gotta get these titles customized though. French and Pink when they had them drew France's flag on them.That's outdated now because Los Icons are the champs, and between the two of us we don't speak a lick of French. Omelette Du fromage is all I know, and that's just from watching Dexter's Laboratory man (laughs)


Jimmy Fallon: I know how to say whiskey please! Does that count?


Me: Hey now, in the right spot of France that's all you need to know to have a great weekend!


Jimmy Fallon: Speaking of your tag team partner where is he? wasn't he supposed to be here too?


Me: See we had some real bad difficulties getting here man....


Jimmy Fallon: Isn't driving the worst this time of year? all the soccer moms and grandmas doing their holiday shopping 5 days in advance! "Tommy! was it Sears or HH Gregg that had the motorized couch for $5 off if you buy $10 of ice cream?!"


Me: (Smirks) True, and the shoppers this time are crazy! I could rattle off a hundred stories, but that isn't it man. We hit some detours, everyone know Metal loves his tacos and when we were driving in the outlet had 3 Taco places all in a row.

He couldn't take it any more, Metal with temptation is like a bull in a china shop! he said he'd be a little late and that was that. That's why i do the driving for the team. Cause Metal's like a speed ranger especially if he knows a place has good Mexican food, and especially if sees there aren't any cops around.

I lost count of how many times he tried to race the taco trucks, let alone cut them off on the freeway. His license got revoked in 2009 for that very reason!



Jimmy Fallon: If I would've know I would've had catering put some out in front of the door! well, we'll get into it and those places close at 8 so he may be joining us! Anyways, Icon we all have see you playing this almost anti hero role lately. And you've quite the persona you play. Care to shed some light to your character



Me: (Chuckles) Yeah man basically with this Icon character he's the type of person who I really tried to blur the lines with on purpose, he's someone who lives for that thrill of the hunt. He'll do stuff like rob you then come back and sell you your money back for more than he stole.... someone who makes extra money off robbing people like the rich... He's got a code he holds himself too he prides himself on.


He's almost like a twisted version of robin hood, like robin hood straight out the hood you know? in the sense that he'll give money to people with less. He's got this code he holds himself to that almost defines who Icon is, He really only goes after people who are corrupt or try to cause harm to him or the people he cares about.



I mean with that character I wanted to take traits that would make people think a little bit, good and evil is classic and that's how it's usually done in the movies or TV Shows.That's been done though, I wanted to make people think on who exactly their watching on the big screen. Is he what you'd call good? I can't really answer that.... it's up to you, you know?


He's a very likable evil, but fact is, he still hurts people for money. While he may not directly hurt "civilians", he still contributes to the atmosphere of crime and urban decay that either sucks civilians into the "game" or gets them caught in the crossfire. Kids in the neighborhood look to him as a hero and a role model , when they really, really shouldn't. Not to say he's not awesome and entertaining as hell; I love the character too.


But I don't have any illusions as to what he is.The only difference in the two kinds of jackals is one sits in the shadow and says "I'm a jackal"... and the other sits in the light and says "I'm a kitten". And with Icon he's basically someone who revels in the dark, chaotic truths of the world. A product of the game, of his surroundings. What he grew up knowing



I think sometimes I have to cross the lines a bit when I play his character, People don't really realize how dark the state of mind one has to be in to portray a character like I am, I was in a real dark state of mind when his character began, I just identified with him on alot of different levels, just the darkness of his mind-set and not really caring about much.


Part of it really is me just on a bigger stage, I really did come up through the hood, I've been all around that. All around corner boys, fiends you name it I've been in that world.That really is me, so I feel it's a pretty awesome thing to bring life and humanity to a character that society would deem as undesirable.


Jimmy Fallon: I really do enjoy the character! Honestly it seems almost like it was built for you to play, like you watch it and think there's really nothing else out there like it. Did you being into acting influence your choice to get involved in the WOTU?

Me: Absolutely! I' ve always loved the arts, when you get into the business there are those who do it because they want to become a star and those who do it just because it gives them somewhere to express themselves and play who they are in real life with the volume turned up , it' s something they love. I love the craft even the parts or the lifestyle that aren' t glitz and glam, that aren' t sexy. you know? I love the craft

rehearsing a promo, the preparation that goes into it. Entertainment as a whole i' ve just always loved the arts. The fame that came with it was just like the cherry on top for me, being an A- list celebrity wasn' t even on my radar. This was just something i love and thought i could be good at, so it took off from there and i never look back. I can' t speak for the man but knowing him as well as i do, i' d bet Metal felt the same way, that same committment to wrestling


Jimmy Fallon : This is probably tough question but through all your career what has been your favorite moment?

Me: That is tough... probably Los Icons slammy acceptance speech when we won tag team of the year in 2011, I think that was the night Los Icons stepped out the shadows and really showed the world who we are. Just wait we' ll win tag team of 2012 too (Laughs)


Shout out to the time we stood in the ring and called out any and every tag team in the back out. That was us trying to bring the tag team scene back to mainstream. Make it cool again, and we'll do the same exact thing this time.


ROH? they call themselves that right? See I always took that to mean Roll over Honey. As in when you want a woman whose big boned to get off the TV remote or something. They're always whining about respect, we beat Legen and Jedi in the past and we'll do it again. Same faces, different name is all. They can still have the smackdown layed upon themselves if they so desire.

Same with Creme De La Creme, we just beat them and we'll do it again at the Royal Rumble. They can't hang with a true tag team since pretty much day one here!


Static and Lastride? same story, you guys want some. Speak up, we'll make ya famous but if you come at the kings. You best not miss!


Jimmy Fallon: And before Los Icons, Drew McIntyre was actually on the show and said you guys were teaming on house shows, have you ever toured his home country?


Me: I' ve been to Scotland!


Jimmy Fallon:You have? Where?

Me: i don' t remember i was quite drunk then (Huge smirk)

Jimmy Fallon: I' ve also been drunk in Scotland! We' ve probably hung out there many times without realizing! I probably waved ya into the bar!


Me: Man there were 3 things i loved about it there, the women... we' re Tv-17 right? Well maybe i better skip to two ahem.... the weather was something else, it rained snowed, hailed and sunshinein about 20 minutes and you dont have to look for good wine! it finds you! (Laughs)

If Scotland was something, Los Icon's tour of Cape Town was something else. Metal got kicked out of that pool hall for a reason! I digress though we became legends that day!


Jimmy: And something I' ve always wanted to ask can you menace me with the whole wrestler stare thing they do? or do you wanna take a break from that and i menace you?

Me: Yeah that one!

(As Jimmy Fallon glares breathing heavy and smiling creepily and i laugh it off

Me: You are not watching Pbs folks we' ll be back after a word from our dignified sponsors!

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*Takes place on Super Smackdown*

As Killerband is already in the ring with a mic in hand as he speaks.

Killerband: So at TLC, I didn't even face my scheduled opponent, TwistofFate, instead I got thrown into a triple threat match with Jediknight & JandSman, and Jediknight won, and I'm very disappointed in that, that I get thrown into a random match to lose to it.  It's very disrespectful to a wrestler of my caliber as a 4-Time WOTU Champion, I deserve better than this.  I demand anyone in the back to think they can take me on at the Royal Rumble one-on-one if you even have the guts to actually show up to the ppv and not be a no-show like TwistofFate.

(As anyone that wants to accept my challenge my come out and respond)

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The Following is an update from WOTU.com.......

After the match at TLC, The Player, CpReborn, and Shoe_Crap, we just now have gotten word that The Player has been wrestling hurt and that is why The Player couldn't get in the Ring during the match to stop CpReborn, from pinning Shoe_Crap.

We will keep you updated on The Player and other events towards Royal Rumble.

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Smackdown Promo


*Dream Om hits and Static makes his way to the ring. The crowd is a mixture of cheers and boos. Static is in his ring attire, shirtless with tuxedo pants. Static already has a mic in hand. Static rolls into the ring and begins talking*

Static: A couple of nights ago, Corrective Action gave R.O.H. a quick in-ring lesson. I showed Jedi how to properly execute a Shooting Star Press AKA Enlightning. My partner, The_Last_Ride, showed Legen what the Last Ride powerbomb should look like. This was just the start for R.O.H. , their problems are immense and the WOTU, Spideynerd, and my secret manager have a lot of money invested in them. So again, these problems need to be corrected ASAP.

*Static pauses for a second*

Static: Jedi picked a fight he cannot win...my secret manager saw this as an opportunity. She saw me as the engine for change but she is indeed the catalyst or the spark plug for this change. However at this time, my secret manager will stay a secret for awhile longer..unti R.O.H is torn apart. To Jedi and Legen in the back and to Gamerguy watching this on his week-long field trip to Sea World- what a dork!! *The adults in the crowd start to laugh as Static winks at them* - there is someone in upper management who wishes you all could wrestle better. The_Last_Ride and I will make sure this wish happens.

Jedi's music hits the arena and interrupts Static.

Jedi continue this promo


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*continues Static's Promo.* Jedi is at the Entrance Ramp with a mic in his hand. Jedi: "damn Static, got to admit that you got the one-up on us this past week. you and Last_Ride got us good, but you have a secret manager? really? you think someone that we don't know about is going to save you and your so called group? Corrective Action? is that the best name you could have come up with? wow Static, i thought you had more brains in that thick skull of yours but i was wrong, your about as dumb as they come here in the WOTU. now Static, your out in the ring and i would love to join you but Legen and myself are not taking that risk tonight. we know better and when Gamer gets back, all hell will break loose and trust me Static, it will not be pretty. but as far as tonight goes, i am not going to attack you, as a matter of fact, i am not going to do anything to you or Last_Ride. i am going back to my Locker Room, then i am going to join Gamer and Legen in Florida and take the weekend off, so if you two losers are done wit all your pretty threats, then i will see your sorry ass on Monday Night when R.O.H. is back to full strength. see you later, loser." Jedi walks back to the Locker Room as he gets close he runs into Last_Ride. Last_Ride: "where do you think your going?" Jedi: "i am leaving, is that a problem?" Last_Ride: "i should do Static a favor and take you out right now." Jedi: "i wouldn't suggest that, you are outnumbered." Last_Ride: "i am not falling for that trick Jedi, i am not that stupid." Legen: "that's what she said you idiot."" Last_Ride: "fine Jedi, i see your backup is smarter then i thought. you win this time but come Monday, you will think other wise when Corrective Action takes you and your buddies out for good." Jedi: "Last_Ride, you and Static think you can take us out? think again. Gamer has a plan and i am sure his plan is a lot better then what you and Static can come up with, so why don't you get out of my way so that i can get out of here and have some fun for once." Legen: "you heard him. move it or lose it loser." Last_Ride moves out of the way and Jedi and Legen get in the All-Americans Locker Room as we see a pissed off Static in the ring. we then cut to a Commercial Break.*
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#57 CpReborn
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LOL! I noticed no one showed up to answer @KillerBand55 on Smackdown. I'll take you up on the offer Killer. See you on Raw.CpmanFrato Twitter
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#58 killerband55
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So @CpmanFrato has accepted my challenge from #Smackdown? Well I'll be glad to take you on at #RoyalRumble

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*The camera shows Crulex sitting on a stairwell inside the arena near the window, overlooking the city with a unnerving calm. The moon shines off the rooftops of the city, and his expression doesn't seem to change.*

Crulex: It's fun to let loose every now and then and act like a monster. But to lose sight of what was important to you is something that will always nail you in the end. I thought that if I put a show on for Legen.......scare him into thinking that a force of evil was coming for him.....then he wouldn't pose a threat to me. Legen kept his eyes on what he wanted though. And as a result, he got me in a position that sent me through a table. Now, the Grand Slam eXtreme champion is no more. The facade unveiled. I've tried to be something I wasn't, to perpetuate interest. To expand upon opportunity and fame. To make it seem like I was unstoppable. But I am not. I can lose. And I have lost. But not this time. This time, I know what I'm fighting for. This time, I will become X-Division Champion on my own terms.

As for the Royal Rumble, it's not something I guarantee that I'll win. After all, winning is just a small chance in a pool of talented stars. The Rumble, for me, as always, is just a chance to make sure my allies have an ace in the hole. A man openly, and sometimes not so openly, fighting for their benefit. At the Rumble, I have a few men on my list who I will haunt. This will be the night where the game changes. It usually is the Rumble that makes it clear what will come at Wrestlemania. And I can't wait to see just what the coming nights will bring......

*Crulex continues looking out the window as the camera cuts off to black.*

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I wont be on Raw. I refuse. It's Christmas Eve, and I forgot. So, @Killerband55, I wont see you on Raw. I'll see on Smackdown. However, expect to see some promo from my house in New Jersey during Raw, as I will of course have guests!CpmanFrato Twitter
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Legen Twitter: Legen is in the ring. I am the champ and the title is not going anywhere any time soon. Crulex you want your title back I do not think that will happen as of right now. As for @static we will be getting your @ss beat jedi
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OOC: hey Legenkiller, when you do a Twitter promo, you aren't in the ring at all, you just post about your Tweet as you could be Tweeting at home in the arena or whatever
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OOC: hey Legenkiller, when you do a Twitter promo, you aren't in the ring at all, you just post about your Tweet as you could be Tweeting at home in the arena or whateverkillerband55

Maybe he's pulling a Chris Jericho or Zack Ryder and Tweeting at ringside?

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[QUOTE="killerband55"]OOC: hey Legenkiller, when you do a Twitter promo, you aren't in the ring at all, you just post about your Tweet as you could be Tweeting at home in the arena or whateverCrulex1369

Maybe he's pulling a Chris Jericho or Zack Ryder and Tweeting at ringside?

OOC: i know that isn't it as he's just getting used to promoing on his own

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@Static, you and i had a hell of a war at #TLC, and u gave me everything u had and then some, but son, you and i are now done! as far as i'm concerned, you're not getting another shot at my #ICtitle so long as i continue to hold it. and i don't care who my opponent is at #RoyalRumble is, cause the result will be the same, my complete and utter dominance and retention of the #ICTitle! and @Jedi, don't think i'll overlook u son! i know u have that #ICMITBBriefcase and can cash it in at any time, well, when u do i promise that u will fail! I lay this out to all of the #WOTU, #SORRYABOUTYOURDAMNLUCK! and #2013WillBeTheYearOfBig_Evil666, cause i'm just getting started! TheRealBig_Evil Twitter
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Even though @CpmanFrato won't be there for the Christmas Eve Edition of #Raw tomorrow night, I will be there and I will address him personally

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@Legen you may have a match with Crulex at the Royal Rumble but I'm having a war with R.O.H. @TheRealBig_Evil don't worry, I'm not asking for another title shot...Corrective Action is now my calling. @Jedi Knight google corrective action and you'll realize our name is appropriate, jack*ss. @Icon Really? Bringing up @The_Last_Ride and myself on Jimmy Fallon. C'mon man, simmer down...Los Icons does not need Corrective Action Static Twitter

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Static's Raw Promo

*Dream Onhits and Static walks out wearing a Santa with a sack of gifts*

Static: Ho Ho Ho!!! Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

*The crowd cheers Static*

Static: I have some gifts for some of you fans.

*Static pulls our a replica Spideynerd mask, a replica FullMetal mask and tosses those into the crowd. The crowd starts chanting "Feed Me More!!"*

Static: More ehhh? Alright!!!

*Static pulls out a handful of dvds of Killerband's career called "Killer Instinct" and tosses those into the crowd.*

Static: This is a gift from Los Icons...they told me all you WOTU fans are extremely deserving of this.*

*Static pulls out wads of cash and a t-shirt gun and starts stuffing the money into the gun and shoots the gun off. This goes on for 15 minutes so Raw goes to commercial break. Raw comes back from commercial break and Static is done shooting the cash into the crowd*

Static: I have one last gift for you.

*Static reaches deep into his bag and pulls out some keys and holds them up to the crowd.*

Static: So what are these keys for? Well..earlier today I stole the keys to R.O.H's tour bus and made two copies of them. One for me and one for The_Last_Ride. They have no idea what is in store forthem *Static pauses*

*A video pops up on the titantron of R.O.H.'s tour bus going about 15 mph on a two-lane highway. The camera zooms in on the driver's and The_Last_Ride is driving the tour bus*

The_Last_Ride: Geronimo!!!!!

*The_Last_Ride bails out of the bus and the bus plummets off a 300 ft. cliff and explodes. A massive fireball shoots up into the sky. The video ends*

Static: Oops *shrugs his shoulders* Don't try that at home kids. *Static starts to laugh:lol:* This is just beginning, R.O.H. You can run but you can't hide. Corrective Action has begun. Your demise has begun.

*Static pulls out one more gift...a bra, a thong, wrestling attire, and some other clothes and throws that into the crowd. A camera cuts to backstage and you can see Mickie James in a towel looking for clothes and she is standing there frantically at the spot where their tour bus use to be. The crowd is laughing hysterically*

Promo ends

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*Takes place backstage on Christmas Eve Raw*

Matt Striker: Well Killerband, you are facing CpReborn one-on-one at the Royal Rumble, what are you thoughts on your match against him and the Royal Rumble match itself?

Killerband: Well Matt, I was very disappointed that TwistofFate no showed for our TLC match, but I'm looking forward to taking on CpReborn because I know he will show up for our match at Royal Rumble and it will be a great match, as for the Royal Rumble, I have a chance to main event Wrestlemania once again if I win the Royal Rumble, and I will do whatever it takes to be the last man standing in that ring and go onto Wrestlemania, and that is my destiny!

(As Killerband walks away as the segment ends) 

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Jedi Knight Twitter: so Static wants to wreck one of our Tour Buses, we have another one but what you did to Mickie was uncalled for and trust me, i will get you for this Static, count on it.
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is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

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*The titantron kicks in during the middle of Raw to show a cameraman walking around a house, down some hallways. Finally, it stops to show Cpman sitting at a table surrounded by family and a random assortment of friends.* Cpman: Oh, why hello there! Allow me to take this time to say, I am sorry I couldn't be there at Raw, but I know Killer is staying busy. Anyway, why dont I introduce everyone to my friends who are here at my house for Christmas Eve dinner! First we have my mother, Gloria...My father, Richard...My dog, Romeo...Then we have my best and closest friends, Why dont you guys say your own names! The Great Khali: Ugheehe argh Greet Khali nunjadingsfoo groon. Hardcore Holly: Happy Holidays, jobbers. Hank Hill: Merry Christmas, I tell yea' what. Mike Adamle: Holy Cringemas, everyone! Johnathan Coachmen: I should be doing Sportscenter right now, but Merry Christmas! Big Daddy V: Pass the Turkey. Hacksaw Jim Duggen: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hurricane Del Oro: I have no clue as to why I am here. Telvisnostic: Hey there, TWF legend Telvisnostic here! WrightTime: Then there is me! :D *Cpman smiles and stands up, lifting his glass.* Cpman: Cheers to you all! Merry Christmas everyone! So, lets exchange gifts! Khali, you go first! Khali: Argh, Raghrhras, skskejje. Rexbrox tree fisxty, WHOOOO. Hacksaw: Is that for me? HOOOOOOOOOOOO! I always wanted one of these! *Hawksaw takes the xbox from Khali, and destroys it with his 2x4, stunning everyone at the table.* Hacksaw: HOOOOO! USA! USA! USA! Cpman: Alright...Uh...Hawksaw, your turn! Hacksaw: But of course! WrightTime, I got you some Slippers! HOOOOO!!! WrightTime: Uhm...Excuse me? What did you call me? Cpman: Nothing! Anyway, thanks Jim for giving Wright those slippers, Hacksaw: HOOOO- Cpman: Alright! So, Wright, who did you get a gift for? WrightTime: I picked out Coach, so I got him this neat hat! Johnathan Coachman: Well, thank you! I will wear it right now! *Coach puts the hat on, and he bobs his head a little before pulling out a pair of sunglasses and putting them on* Coach: Just like old times! Anyway, I got you Cpman! Cpman: Oh, really? Well, what did you get me? Coach: I got you this hat and sunglasses! *Coach takes off his hat and sunglasses, and hands them to Cpman, who takes them with a weirded out look on his face. WrightTime looks extremely pissed* Cpman: Well...heh...I got a gift right here...For Hurricane Del Oro! *Cpman pulls out a banged up and bloody steel chair from Hurricane and Cpman's Chairs match at TWF TLC a couple of weeks earlier. With a smirk, Cpman passes it down to Hurricane, who takes it in his hands, and steps up from the table. He pulls a gold brick out of his pocket, and hurls it at Hardcore Holly. It whirls past his head, hits the wall, and breaks in half. Hurricane then storms out of the room.* Cpman: Jeez...wonder what is bothering him! Anyway, Hardcore, I guess that brick was for you, so who is your gift for? Hardcore Holly: Hell, the gift I bought is for Big Daddy V. I got yea' a year long subscription to Omaha Steaks. All you can eat. *Big Daddy V began to jump for joy in his chair, causing the entire room to shake. Cpman calmed him down.* Big Daddy V: Alright fellas...this right here is for Khali. *Big Daddy V handed Khali some maracas. Khali got a big goofy grin on his face as he got up and did his dance, shaking the maracas the whole time.* Cpman: Well...Telvis, why dont you give a gift, since Khali already has. Telvis: Sure. I got Mike Adamle a copy of the WWE Encyclopedia! Mike Adamle: Why thank you! I can't wait to read up on the life and times of The OverGiver and Jeff Harvey! My, even maybe my reign as Thursday Afternoon Medium-Rare Broad Leader will be showcased! Oh, thank you so much Telvision Not Sick! So, my gift is for Mr.Hink Mountain. Now Hink, I know you love charcoal, so I got you some conheal! Hank Hill: Dangit Mike, what is conheal? I want Propane! I hate Charcoal! Mike Adamle: Here you go Hink! Enjoy! *Mike hands Hank a 40 dollar giftcard to Thatherton Fuels.* Hank Hill: Thatherton...BUWAHHHH! Anyway, Telvisnostic, I tell yea' what, my boy aint right. He plays with troll dalls, and kisses plastic heads. However, he can girl one helluva steak. Thats why I have gotten you a coupon for 200 free steaks cooked by my son Bobby. Dont use it all in one place. Telvisnostic: Why thank you! Cpman: Well, I guess that's it! We can start eating dinner, and then afterward, open a few early Christmas presents. Though, first, allow me to wish everyone in the WOTU universe a Merry Christmas...especially you, Killerband. Heh.... Everyone: Happy Holidays! Mike Adamle: Happy Mexico! *Raw goes to commerical*
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#73 killerband55
Member since 2003 • 107961 Posts

is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

saiga123

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

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#74 Theplayer8505
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The following is an update from WOTU.com......................

We have just gotten word that The Player is going to be back and in fighting shape come this Thrusday night on iMPACT, and it's just not so he can see Tiffany, it's going to be The Player Vs. the man know only as "Suger Daddy" Scott Logan, and The Player will face Logan in a Favorite Weapons Match.

That's right everyone in less then 48 hours The Player will return to the ring and destory Scott Logan and any one else that gets in my way.:evil: #WatchOutSpideyImComingForYourChampionshipIAmThePlayer Twitter

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#75 jediknight52501
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Jedi Knight Twitter: i will be on Impact Wrestling and i am going to be in a match against Graydon Scott. it will be a Street Fight and i will show that idiot Static that i am done playing games. R.O.H. is going to take Corrective Action to the Cleaners and make them pay for what they did to our Tour Bus and for what happened to Mickie. consider this your D.O.A.
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#76 spideynerd3
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[QUOTE="saiga123"]

is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

killerband55

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

OOC: Which reminds me, I still need to make an announcement about the RR match, and who my opponent at the RR will be... I also need to write up an interview with Justin LaBar and Ellen DeGeneres... Gotta love working too many days in a row.
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#77 killerband55
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[QUOTE="killerband55"][QUOTE="saiga123"]

is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

spideynerd3

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

OOC: Which reminds me, I still need to make an announcement about the RR match, and who my opponent at the RR will be... I also need to write up an interview with Justin LaBar and Ellen DeGeneres... Gotta love working too many days in a row.

OOC: what you should do first is get that Roundtable Awards going because we're almost at the end of 2012

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#78 spideynerd3
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[QUOTE="spideynerd3"][QUOTE="killerband55"]

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

killerband55

OOC: Which reminds me, I still need to make an announcement about the RR match, and who my opponent at the RR will be... I also need to write up an interview with Justin LaBar and Ellen DeGeneres... Gotta love working too many days in a row.

OOC: what you should do first is get that Roundtable Awards going because we're almost at the end of 2012

OOC: I'm going to do that at the beginning of the year. I already have a list put together, if you want me to PM it to you first so you can okay it, just let me know.
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#79 gamerguy456
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[QUOTE="killerband55"][QUOTE="spideynerd3"][QUOTE="killerband55"]

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

spideynerd3

OOC: Which reminds me, I still need to make an announcement about the RR match, and who my opponent at the RR will be... I also need to write up an interview with Justin LaBar and Ellen DeGeneres... Gotta love working too many days in a row.

OOC: what you should do first is get that Roundtable Awards going because we're almost at the end of 2012

OOC: I'm going to do that at the beginning of the year. I already have a list put together, if you want me to PM it to you first so you can okay it, just let me know.

if i dont win jerk of the year then wow...

:P

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#80 saiga123
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[QUOTE="saiga123"]

is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

killerband55

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

im in the RT this month, hopefully win

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#81 spideynerd3
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[QUOTE="spideynerd3"][QUOTE="killerband55"]

OOC: what you should do first is get that Roundtable Awards going because we're almost at the end of 2012

gamerguy456

OOC: I'm going to do that at the beginning of the year. I already have a list put together, if you want me to PM it to you first so you can okay it, just let me know.

if i dont win jerk of the year then wow...

:P

The category is "Best Heel", and I don't think I nominated you. :P (Just kidding)
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#82 killerband55
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[QUOTE="killerband55"][QUOTE="saiga123"]

is there a RR match for all union member? if im not in then not doing RT still

saiga123

OOC: yes, every WOTU member that isn't a part of the WOTU Championship match will be in the Royal Rumble match

im in the RT this month, hopefully win

OOC: not if i can do anything about that :P

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#83 CpReborn
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OOC: Breakout Star of the year = Cpman...But you already knew that.
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#84 Crulex1369
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*As Friday Night Smackdown continues, Crulex is shown standing on the roof of the arena, looking down and the parking lot. Taking in a deep breath, Crulex talks without paying attention to the camera.*

Crulex: Just the sight of an industrial setting such as a full scale city reminds me of the days back when being in this line of work was a new thing. But now, things have died and have been outlived by the likes of WOTU and TWF. I've seen televison shows cancelled in less than five years. Podcasts, gaming trilogies, chapters in people's lives......not many people really grasp or understand the concept of how long we have been fighting. And after a while, you either succede in your mission and have nothing left to fight for, or you don't remember why you fight at all.

*Crulex puts one foot up on the ledge and continues his monoluge as the city sounds continue on, horns blaring and sirens sounding.*

Crulex: I ran into this problem not long ago. I won the X-Division Championship, became the first Grand Slam Champion in WOTU, a perfect counterpart to the TWF accomplishment of my GM brethern Spidey, and most opponents that I fought to defeat, I defeated. What was left for me to do? Even if I had beaten Legen, what was my ultimate purpose now? I've struggled with that question this holiday season. I've looked at the midnight skyline from city to city each night, searching for the answers. And each time, the answers eluded me. But this past week, I caught the glimpse of something.

*Crulex puts his other foot on the ledge of the roof, and stands upright on the ledge as the wind blows harder.*

Crulex: I know now that there is still a purpose left for me. Finally, I realize, what it is that I can still bring to the WOTU. What I can still accomplish. And needless to say, until that purpose is fulfilled, I will not allow myself to rest......in........peace.......Legen, this has nothing to do with you just yet, but while I have the chance to do so, I will fight for that X-Division Championship and see just how well you can hold onto that belt. For everyone else.....there can only be one to end it..........

*Crulex jumps down off the ledge and the sound of glass breaking is heard. The cameraman races over and looks over the edge, and sees that the top window of the arena's atrium has been broken, but Crulex is missing and no traces of damage or blood is seen.*

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#85 gamerguy456
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gamer: im back and i have an issue with #correctiveaction

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#86 gamerguy456
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Gamer: i want R.O.H. vs corrective action at the royal rumble

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#87 killerband55
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@Gamer who in the hell is #CorrectiveAction?

Killerband Twitter

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#88 jediknight52501
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[quote="Killerband Twitter"]

@Gamer who in the hell is #CorrectiveAction?

killerband55
OOC: Static and Last_Ride are Corrective Action. do i smell a Tag Team Match happening at RR now?
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#89 jediknight52501
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OOC: due to power issues i had at my house this week, i will not be able to do any Promos tonight but i will have a couple ready for Smackdown! tomorrow night, count on it.
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#90 killerband55
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OOC: Static and Last_Ride are Corrective Action. jediknight52501

OOC: and why was i not informed of this?

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#91 gamerguy456
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gamer: seriously what kind of name is corrective action ?

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#92 gamerguy456
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*promo for smackdown*

*gamer walks in as the crowd cheers*

*he right away looks for corrective actions lockeroom*

*he knocks on the door*

*static answers*

*gamer stares at static*

static: what ?

*gamer punches static*

*gamer leaves*

*segment ends*

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#93 killerband55
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OOC: lol funny Gamerguy
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#94 gamerguy456
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OOC: wait i dont get it are static and lastride heels ?
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#95 jediknight52501
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OOC: wait i dont get it are static and lastride heels ?gamerguy456
faces, i think?
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#96 jediknight52501
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[QUOTE="jediknight52501"]OOC: Static and Last_Ride are Corrective Action. killerband55

OOC: and why was i not informed of this?

you never asked.
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#97 gamerguy456
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[QUOTE="gamerguy456"]OOC: wait i dont get it are static and lastride heels ?jediknight52501
faces, i think?

i hope they are heel

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#98 killerband55
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[QUOTE="killerband55"]

[QUOTE="jediknight52501"]OOC: Static and Last_Ride are Corrective Action. jediknight52501

OOC: and why was i not informed of this?

you never asked.

OOC: well i am in charge of the RT database thread, and something as big as this is something i need to know about, so that can be updated into the thread

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#99 gamerguy456
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*another segment for smackdown*

jedi is backstage with some other wrestlers as a small training session is about to take place*

metal: dont worry you will do just fine

layla...ok

icon: hey natty you got the bell ready ?

natty: yes

jedi: so its basically a match about to happen right now ?

mickie: yes ready candice ?

candice: i pulled a muscle earlier but ill go on

layla: so your injured ?

candice: yes but ill still wrestle

layla: shes injured...this is my chance i can finally win a 1 on 1 match

*the camera pans away as gamer enters the room*

*the bell is rung*

*the camera focuses on gamer but punches and screams are heard*

*the bell rings signaling the end of the match*

icon: that was...expected

natty: your winner candice..in 5 seconds..why didnt i see that coming

layla:.....ow

*gamer walks up to jedi*

Gamer: so ive been watching whats been going on the past week looks like corrective action means business

jedi: well then i guess we retaliate

*eve shows up*

eve: lets kick their asses

Gamer: eve ?

eve: i got power bombed through a table while you were gone

metal: it was painful

natalya: i thought it was hilarious

eve: they..made me SO MAD *kicks layla*

layla: ow

Gamer: well then i guess thatm means we face corrective action at the royal rumble

jedi: lets do it then

gamer: i think i will show them how big of an a$$hole i really am

jedi: lets do it then

eve: hell yeah

*they leave*

natty: taco bell ?

metal,icon and candice: YES

*they leave*

layla:.....hello ? is anyone gonna help me up ?

*natalya comes back*

natalya: wow how could i forget you ? IM SO SORRY

layla: its o-

natalya: COME HERE GIZMO

*natalya's pet cat runs into her arms*

*she leaves*

layla:.....

*segment ends*

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#100 spideynerd3
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[QUOTE="jediknight52501"][QUOTE="killerband55"]

OOC: and why was i not informed of this?

killerband55

you never asked.

OOC: well i am in charge of the RT database thread, and something as big as this is something i need to know about, so that can be updated into the thread

Well, if you've been reading Static's promos, every sentence uses "Corrective Action" at least once. It's just like how no one knew who Creme de la Creme was, even though French did some really solid promo work revealing that name awhile back.