WOTU RT Presents: WWE Royal Rumble RT Build Up Thread (1/27)

WOTU.com Reports that The Player vs. Scott Logan in a Favorite Weapons Match, had to be moved to Smackdown, we here at WOTU.com must that iMPACT Wrestling didn't want that match to happen, so once again The Player Vs. Scott Logan in a Favorite Weapons Match, is now on Smackdown. WOTU

Yeah that's right iMPACT Wrestling didn't want anything to do with me then fine, I'll wrestle this loser named Scott Logan in my match. :evil: Then and only then, I then go on to the Rumble, and win. :evil: #No.1ContenderRightHere.IAmThePlayer

@Gamer Thanks for the punch in the face. You're learning...slowly but you're still learning. @Killerband Don't worry if you haven't heard about Corrective Action...we're all the business and fixing R.O.H. is for the good of the wrestling business. Static Twitter

OOC: nice promo CpRebornkillerband55

WOTU.com Reports that The Player vs. Scott Logan in a Favorite Weapons Match, had to be moved to Monday Night Raw and if thePlayer is a no show then HE WILL LOSE his match. WOTU

I wanna make a proposition if @Cpman wants to team up tomorrow night on #Raw in a tag team match?

Killerband Twitter

OOC- Just something lighthearted in the holiday spirit lol :P

*** Promo standing outside a dark arena as I stand there holding one of the tag titles, Candice stands beside me***

Me: Just up there, see it? that's the arena where everything started for Los Icons, and now here we are.... just 1 day away from 2013 and just like when 2012 started we went into that year as the tag champs. History repeats itself huh?

Candice: Thats the place you were telling me about right? *Points to a now, completely dilapidated and run down small resaturaunt with "Authentic Tacos" on the sign in big, bold lettering. Where you guys went to celebrate on the night you won the tag titles?

Me: *Huge smirk comes across my face* What do you know, there it is. It looks like the health inspectors got to it, but that was it alrighty. Yeah I still remember that night, we were tired, sore as hell. And broke as could be. Spidey and everyone went out to one of those Executive style dinners that night. Giovanni's I think it was. But Metal and I sure as heck couldn't afford that way back then. Everyone else had their fancy dinners or catering, celebrating because the PPV sold out that night. So there everyone was going to places like Cocoa Bella, Zapitelli's, you know? classy places and there Metal and I are, standing at whats no bigger than a living room, hot as hell...

the old guy who used to run the place said the air conditioner busted on that very night. So we stood there, sore, hot, hungry and thirsty. In that tiny, dusty little resaturaunt that looked like it was straight from 1998. But I'll be damned, those tacos were some of the best we ever had. And we just sat there, not a care in the world. Those brand new titles with us, lugging around our suitcases. We couldn't afford all that valet service back then, we were just barely getting started here in the WOTU And it's all closed down now, huh? I guess time really doesn't wait

. Candice: Awww, you know I could've made you guys something to eat. And my place is nice and air conditioned!

Me: Thanks shawty, but back then I didn't even know you, matter of fact I was still with *Finally realizing what I'm about to say I change the subject* Oh no-one! I was with no-one! Just me, Metal, and his hamster Julio. That's all! The three amigos!

Candice: You mean, you were with her......... Layla........ *Anger starts to spill onto her face*

Me: Oh my! Look at that! FREE Ice Cream for the first 20 people in line at Baskin Robbins *Grabs Candice's Arm* Lets go check it out!

Candice: Yeah nice try... I'm not that gullible though

Me: Hey that old lady is getting mugged across the street! lets go help her out!

Candice: Where?!

*As we dash across the street*

Me: Nevermind it was her who I thought was the old lady, guess she just looked llike that from across the street. It doesn't look like she's getting mugged though

*Woman turns around and glares*

Woman: Excuse me?!

Me: I didn't mean old as in bad old, you just looked that way from across the street but now that I'm up close I can tell you're not old at all!You're actually hot!

Candice: Excuse you!?

Me: What? I didn't mean hot in the fine way, just in the not old way. But not hot, hot or anything!

Woman: Excuse me?!

Me: I mean hot in the very good looking way, you know as in like you've got a good look to you!

Candice: Excuse you?!

*Sees Gamer walking by and calls him over-

Me: Man, would you puh-lease tell these two that their very attractive women!

*Both Candice and Woman at same time: You're calling HER attractive?!

Gamer: *Checks them out* Ehh, their not my type... Their more like 4s at best. I only date 9s and 10s *Before walking off

*As both women now look ready to kill me*

Me: I forgot, I uhhhh.... need to call my mom! Toodles! *Dashing off as quick as possible*

promo for raw

crulex knocks on legen's locker door

legen goes what the hell do you want?

crulex i just want to tell you that i am going to get mind title back which i should have never lost in the first place

legen well you did lost and after the rumble is over it will still be mine and then legen holds the belt high

cuts to commerical

OOC: great promo Iconkillerband55

OOC- Thank you, and I've got one more to break in the new year

*French is shown sleeping on a bed in a small room, snoring away as the camera man zooms in on him sleeping-

*All of a sudden, I doing my best nature show narrator accent cut in*

Me: This is French, or Frenchus trogolodytus, one of the most fascinating beings on the planet! A full grown adult male can weight as much as 250 pounds, this youngster however only weighs 195, and still has much growing to do!

*As French begins to wake up, still oblivious to me and the camera man around the corner*

Me: The French gets out of its 12 hour hibernation, curses off last nights party attempts

French *To himself*: I think that girl played me, was that really a bar?

Me: And releases an odor to mark it's territory

*French lets one go*

French: Woops! *

French is now shown looking in his refridgerator looking for food*

Me: It's now time to look for food, and in this harsh environment a meal is hard to come by

French: Mama, where is the brisquette?! *Still looking in fridge*

Me: At his size he has little time to waste, as grandma and other larger predators could easily take him out. He spots a biscuit and goes in for an easy kill

*French now stands in the hallway outside the apartment* *Still totally oblivious to me and the camerman*

Me- By now it's already noon, and high time for the first smoke of the day, feeling lucky the French reaches into his pocket to grab a cigarette, to his surprise he cannot find his lighter

French to himself* Fourth one this week! That chick at the bar probably stole it....

*Now outside of the apartment as French begins exiting the front door

Me: He makes a risky descision and decides to head out to the market across the street in search of a lighter, for this young French this will be a long and dangerous migration

French again to himself* *Slightly nervous* Should I take the car? nah thats too expensive- Continues walking along*

Me: Over the years the French has evolved an interesting physical feature, the fo-hawk on its head, not only allows it to blend in to its surroundings but also to impersonate larger predators such as the guido and gypsy.

*Continuing down street*

Me: Wary of his surroundings, the young French carefully steps out into the world and begins his migration. With his shirt tucked into his pants, and his pants tucked into his socks. The French is ready for any altercation.

*French finally catching a glimpse of the camera-man* French- Hey what the heck are you looking at?! *

The camera man smoothly ducks into a bush, and remains unseen*

*Now sitting at a bench-

Me: While sitting on a park bench the French notices two females, for the French the mating season lasts all year. And this young one is interested, he lets out a mating call to catch the females attention and let the other males know he's ready for competition

French: *To women* Heyyy Madame!

Me: He awaits for the females response, but she seems uninterested in a youngster of his size.

French *To women- Forget you too! You're only a 6 out of 10!

Me: After all, he will have to wait

*French is now shown doing pushups on the ground*

Me: Discouraged by the females lack of interest, he resorts back to intense physical training

French- 100! 101! 102!

Me: As the young French grows older with age, it begins to switch its attire. From Puma to Nike, Nike to Adidas, Adidas to Hugo Boss.

French: Nobody can afford these threads! *Again to himself*

Me: As the search for a female becomes more desperate, the French resorts to his vehicle and decides to head into town

*Camera zooms in on French in his car, stopped at a light blasting some French Rap trying to hit on this group of 4 women who keep walking French: Hey baby! *Flexing out window*

*Now downtown*

Me: Hours later and the young French has had no luck in locating a female, completely discouraged he decides to head home.

French Now listening to some cheesy folk music- Singing along, and cursing at his steering wheel angry*

Me: And that, ladies and gentlemen concludes our journey chronicling the daily habits of this one of a kind species! Join us next time as we venture further into the hidden depths and trenches of the WOTU!

*A video plays as it over looks the ocean as Metal is sitting on top of a tree*

Metal: Hey everyone, well, I guess you guys now know where I disappeared to. I just needed to get away from things and try to heal up the wounds from my battles. Being one half of the greatest tag team in the business, as well as the greatest tag team champions ever, we needed a little time away from everything and away from life and just relax here on the beach. But mark my words, when I return to television, it won't be on Raw or Smackdown. No, it's time to here my half of an interview from Fallon himself because, he is a funny guy. Happy New Year to all Los Icons fans, I will see you in 2013!!!

*Metal sips on a beer and continues looking at the sunset*

Raw Match.

The Player is already down in the ring as Raw comes back from Commercialand Scott Logan is also so in the ring and the Player has a Hockey Stick, and Scott Logan has a Metal Pipe, and the Ref calls for the bell.

(Ding)

The Player gets hit with the Pipe in the gut, and Logan starts stomping on The Player, Logan picks up The Player and Logan bounces off the Ropes, and hit a BIG clothesline to The Player, and quickly covers The Player, 1...............2,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,No The Player kicks out, Logan picks up The Player and Attempts to Body slam The Player, but The Player fights back and grabs the Hockey Stick he brought down and swings and hits Logan in the Gut and then over his head, and that shot to the head breaks the Hockey Stick, and Logan falls down, and then The Player covers Logan 1.............2....................... No but The Player picks up Logan, and goes for and l;ands the Knee Trembler, and then The Player waits and hits the GHD, The Player pins Logan 1............2......................3.

(Ding)

*Dream Onhits the arena and the crowd responds with a loud pop. Static walks out with in a business suit and mic in hand.*

Static: Jedi, what are you trying to insinuatethat The Last Ride, Crulex, and myself are gay Where did this come from? Not there is anything wrong with being gay but to think us three are gay and into S & M is perverse. To stoop to this shameful level, Jedi and Gamer - I expected more from you two...well never mind, I should have expected this from R.O.H. That's why you guys call yourself Renegades of Honor...being renegades comes before honor and that's appropriate because you fools don't have any honor. It's a clever oxymoron coming from a group of morons. Anyways, I'll pretend like the drivel you spoke was all a big misunderstanding. So Jedi, can I critique your match now?

Jedi: No, I don't take critiques from a guy who likes being tortured.

Static: Just stop already!!! You are making yourself look bad in front of these fans. First, Mr. Graydon Scott weighs 200 pounds and you weigh about 260, give or take 10 pounds. So you had about 60 pounds on him and you allowed him to push you away? That's weak. Use your strength next time or else...I'll have to send The Last Ride down there to show you how it's done. Corrective Action is in places and you punks better step up or you'll shipped out. WOTU's contracts are non-guaranteed and our secret manager has the power to get rid of you.

*Static turns off his mic and starts to head backstage*

Jedi: You come back here!!! We're not done with you!!!

*Static heads backstage and R.O.H. is steaming in the center of the ring*

OOC: R.O.H can continue this

I just wanna say that I was absent from #Raw since I was at a New Year's Eve party, but I will be on #ImpactLive this week to address my opponent #Cpman

Killerband Twitter

Close of New Years eve Raw...

10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!

 Happy New Year!

the lights go out in the arena and this plays 

CKYguy comes out with a big smile on his face...the crowd is shocked and no one knows if they should cheer or boo.

He runs down the ramp giving high fives to kids and even gives his sunglasses to a kid(ala Bret Hart)

CKY: After many months of rehab I am finally back and ready to regain the ranks of the WOTU Universe! I realize now I was young and headstrong when I first came in. Aligning myself with some of the people I thought were the biggest most powerful stars of the WOTU. Boy was I wrong. I am here to say that I am here to stay and I am entering myself into the Royal Rumble match and I will WIN. Happy New Year.

*On WWE's Main Event, Crulex appears to be standing on a fire escape outside of the arena while this plays. Crulex peers into the window and watches the rest of the WOTU superstars in the ring that are competing for the night, with his expresssion never changing.*

Crulex: The new year has begun, and thus, so has my new mission. One that I will not be distracted from. One that I will not fail to accomplish. So many superstars are merely worried with remaining champion or returning after so long. But their dreams are broken and futile. They have no idea that a bigger game is on the horizon. They just don't understand what pawns they really are. I have woken up to this fact and escaped from that hell. But it is not my place to save them from that fate. Only to further drive them into the end. Legen is the first to see what I am willing to do to achieve my goal.

*Crulex smiles with his eyes closed, and climbs down from the escape by the ladder while talking.*

Crulex: A new year. A year of rebirth and death. Of new beginnings and endings. The nightmare that I once was has returned, but I'm not simply out to win anymore. Only to take the souls of those who stand against me. All who are against me. My eyes have been opened, as I now serve a higher purpose. A higher calling. A higher power. For to long, I have merely emulated my master. It is time I became him, in my own way................it is time........that a few men rest.......in.......peace.......

*Crulex hops off the fire escape and walks away from the arena into the dark void that is the back alley.*

The Following happened on Main Event

* Ice 9 plays and The Player comes out with Tiffany walking right beside him*

The Player: Well who deserves to face The Player, I know for a fact that it's gotta be Spidey, who has been waiting to hear from me The Player, so with that decision and big surprise be revealed, I think Spidey will come out here and announce that The Player Vs. Spidey will take place at the Royal Rumble, and then I will accept, and that will be that, so Spidey before, I start insulting fans out here I want, you to come out here and announce what I just said,

Crowd: Your Not Worth It *Clap, Clap, Clap Clap Clap*.

The Player: ENOUGH OF ALL THAT CLAPPING.

Crowd: Shut up, Shut Up, Shut Up.

TIffany: Aww you people think The Player should Shut Up and Isn't Worth facing the scared Spidey, well I disagree The Player is allowed to talk as long as he wants to, and I also think The Player is Worth the price of admission to Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania combined I also think The Player could beat Spidey in any match....................

The Player: That's right Spidey you can throw any match at me and I can say I've been in it, Barbwire Matches, Flaming Table Matches, Thumbtack Matches, any Type of Cage Structures Matches, Dumpster Matches, Falls Count Anywhere Matches, I Quit Matches, and any other matches I bet you I've been in, I'm a living legend in the Independent Wrestling Scene so since now Spidey I have told you all of the matches I would like to know if you would like to face me now. I'll Be Waiting.

OOC: Continue anyone.

twitter

Gamer: corrective action is suing us ? huh interesting alright i will see u guys in court i found the best lawyer money can buy

@Gamer You can go to court with your expensive lawyer if you want but Corrective Action isn't suing you so we won't be there at all. I guess paranoria is setting in for you, Gamer. #CorrectiveAction Static Twitter

*throws planned promo out the window*gamerguy456

[QUOTE="gamerguy456"]*throws planned promo out the window*jediknight52501

[QUOTE="jediknight52501"][QUOTE="gamerguy456"]*throws planned promo out the window*StaticKornSlipX

The following happens on Main Event, and continues ThePlayer's promo:

*Player and Tiffany are standing in the ring waiting for anyone to come out and address them, but no one is heading out. Frustrated, Player takes to the mic once more, but before he can talk, a mini cage falls from above the ring around Tiffany. Player starts screaming, wondering what is going on, when all of a sudden the cage starts to lift back into the air, with Tiffany inside of it! At this point the Player is throwing a complete fit. He has slipped out of the ring, and is throwing things all over the place, when "Down with the Sickness" hits, and Spideynerd steps out onto the stage with Ali Chino and Paul Heyman, causing the crowd to go wild. Spidey has his signature mic in his right hand, and his WOTU Championship around his waist. Instead of wearing his signature suit and tie, he is wearing his ring gear with his "Spidey for Prez" t-Shirt. He then raises the mic to his mouth and begins to talk*

Spidey: I know what you all are thinking, where, oh where, has this little nerd been? The answer is simple, I took some time off. Paul Heyman announcing I was to be on Justin LaBar's Triblive radio show, as well as the Ellen DeGeneres Show was to throw you all off my trail, and it worked. People forgot about me and the announcement I had to make... Everyone but "ThePlayer". ThePlayer, the guy who has literally done one good thing since being in the WOTU, and that's winning the X-Division Championship. Now, he loses a triple threat match at TLC, and some how he deserves a WOTU Championship match? Don't make me laugh! If ANYONE from that triple threat match deserves a match with yours truly, it is the man who won it, Cpman to be exact. Shoe_Crap deserves to be stripped of the WOTU Championship Money in the Bank Briefcase, and ThePlayer deserves to actually EARN the right to call me out. I've been gone for what, nearly two weeks? And I haven't been able to think of an opponent for me because that man over there who has been throwing a fit since I had Tiffany taken from him has constantly called me out. The only logical thing to do now would be to except his match, right?

*Fans boo*

Spidey: Exactly, he doesn't deserve the honor of facing the WOTU Champion, unless he earns it... Which is why I'm going to give him that opportunity tomorrow on impact wrestling against an opponent of my choosing. If he can beat my opponent, I'll sign Spideynerd vs. ThePlayer for the WOTU Championship at the Royal Rumble, in a match of my choosing... A match he has NEVER competed in, but is of my creation from my sick and twisted mind. Then if he can some how beat me at the Royal Rumble, I won't even request a rematch against him at Elimination Chamber. I'll throw five title hungry people at him, and take the winner at Wrestlemania. Now, I know what is on everyone's mind, "What about the Royal Rumble Winner?". Well, that is obvious, the WOTU isn't going to have a Royal Rumble winner because for the second year in a row the TWF and WOTU will be having a super Royal Rumble, with the winner getting the opportunity to compete for EITHER the WOTU Championship or the TWF Championship at Wrestlemania 29! And when history repeats itself, the WOTU will fail at producing a Rumble winner. But on the off chance of someone from the WOTU winning, or maybe even someone from the TWF winning and wanting to compete against the WOTU Champion at the Royal Rumble, then I'll deal with the issue then. Simple as that. Player, your opponent will be revealed tomorrow before your match, you'll then see Tiffany again after the match. Have a nice night, and a good tomorrow.

*Spidey heads to the back as Paul and Ali follow him. The camera then shows Player, who is tearing apart the announce table as WOTU Main Event comes to an end*

*Takes place during Impact Wrestling*

As Sam Lolan takes on Mikey Wrecker one-on-one, Killerband comes out of nowhere and gives the Stunner to both Lolan & Wrecker in the ring, and ending the match abruptly. As Killerband clears the ring, he grabs a mic and speaks.

Killerband: So I just wanna say that I plan on winning the Royal Rumble match later this month as for CpReborn, I may have respect for you, but do not let your guard down because I will do whatever it takes to win that match. Because I'm climbing that ladder to greatness, and it starts at the Royal Rumble and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

(As Killerband drops the mic and leaves the ring and heads to the back as Impact goes to commercial)

wotu twitter

corrective action is presses charges against roh court will take place very soon

OOC: hey static when will you reveal that mystery person that i probably already know so we can get this feud to kick off ? :Pgamerguy456

[QUOTE="gamerguy456"]OOC: hey static when will you reveal that mystery person that i probably already know so we can get this feud to kick off ? :PStaticKornSlipX

dammit lol

Corrective Action is suing R.O.H. for defamation. Jedi and Gamer's statements the other night were intentionally fabricated and this slander will not continue. We'll be hiring Gloria Allred. Static Twitter

* Ice 9 Plays, as afrustrated Player comes down and gets into the ring, and already has a mic in his hand.*

The Player: Well Spidey, where is this opponent, that you so wanted me to face, in that match that your "Sick and Twisted Mind" Could only think up, I can't think of any match, and any person that you can put in to face me, but to make a long story short I'm here and I'm ready for a match now or on Smackdown, or on Raw, or on Main Event, or even next week here in the iMPACT! Zone, but all I can say is I don't care about anything, except for two things, and that is taking your WOTU Championship Spidey, and then there is my manager Tiffany, and Spidey you have to give me Tiffany back soon, but for right now, I'm ready anytime you say when, and I'll be there for that match and yes I'll fight Anyone.

*As The Player is starting to leave, we see on a Video, Tiffany still in that cage with some tape now over her mouth.*

*The Player gets even more upset thenusual, and then throwes his arms in the air, and leaves, but as The Player is walking up the rampway he falls to his knees and YELLS, TIFFANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

The following happens on Impact Wrestling right after Player gets on his knees and screams for Tiffany:

*Paul Heyman steps out onto the stage with a mic in hand*

Heyman: Mr. ThePlayer, my friend, Spideynerd has come to a decision on who you'll be facing tonight... But he wanted me to tell you, the match isn't going to be sick and twisted, he will save that for the match at the Royal Rumble, should you win here tonight. But you will have a somewhat twisted match here tonight because Spidey has determined that you will not be facing one opponent, but a possibility of three opponents, because you are going to have a Gauntlet match... And it starts right now!

*Heyman leaves as the first opponent for ThePlayer steps out onto the stage to no music, The_Mascot. Mascot picks Player up off the stage, and then Irish Whips him down to the ring. Mascot then slips into the ring, as a ref appears in the ring and signals for the bell*

Gauntlet Match: Player vs. Mascot

Mascot kicks away at Player, who appears almost too sad to fight back. Mascot then hits Player with the Mascot Bomb, and goes for the pin. However, Player turns the tables by turning the pin into a possum pin. The ref then counts the three, giving Player the win.

Winner: Player

*Mascot rolls out of the ring and appears frustrated that he let down his friend Spidey, as WolfyTWolfman runs down to the ring as the second opponent in the Gauntlet Match*

Gauntlet Match: Player vs. WolfyTWolfman

Wolfy looks at Player, and then says something along the lines of "F this", and leaves the ring and heads to the back as the ref counts him out.

Winner via Countout: Player

*"Down with the Sickness" hits, as Spideynerd steps out onto the stage with Paul Heyman, Ali Chino, and a masked person. Spidey has a mic in hand*

Spidey: Player, you got lucky against Mascot, he was too cocky. Then there was Wolfy, who I forgot hates me... Doesn't surprise me in the slightest he'd pull a stunt like what he just did. But your final opponent is a mystery, literally because they are wearing a mask. Beat them, and I'll be seeing you at the Royal Rumble. Good luck, Player.

*Spidey sends the Masked person down to the ring, and then heads down to ringside with Paul Heyman and Ali Chino*

Gauntlet Match: Player vs. Masked Person

Player and the masked person circle each other before locking up. They struggle around the ring before Player looks into the eyes of the masked person and sees eyes he is familiar with, as if he sees them almost every day. He takes a step back and says, "No! What, why? How?". The masked person then steps towards Player as if to comfort him, put Spidey jumps up onto the apron and screams "Player will be fired if you don't do what we talked about!". The masked person looks at Spidey, then back at Player. They then remove the mask, revealing themselves as Tiffany! The crowd gasps, as Tiffany lays down on the mat and Player covers her. The ref begins the three count, but at that time Spidey slips into the ring and throws the ref out of the ring. He then screams for Paul Heyman to get into the ring and be the ref. Heyman slips into the ring and pulls Player off of Tiffany. He then reminds Tiffany that she must beat Player, or else Player faces a challenge he can't possibily win. Tiffany looks at Heyman, and then slaps him across the face. Spidey screams for Heyman to not signal for the bell, but in a fit of rage he does just that.

Winner by DQ: Player

*After the outcome of the match, Player hugs Tiffany, as Paul Heyman realizes what just happened, and starts apologizing to Spidey, who looks completely upset. Spidey grabs a mic and talks*

Spidey: Player, it's obvious this wasn't suppose to happen. You weren't suppose to win. I knew making Tiffany your final opponent would be a risk, and obviously it back fired on me... But you know what, I do have a match for us to compete in, and Paul made the decision all the more easier for me. You see, at the Royal Rumble we will compete in a match that has been done one other time here in the WOTU, and was made by yours truly... Only this time things will be different. The match will be codenamed "Save the manager", why you ask? Simple, before the match Tiffany and Paul Heyman will be locked in catches and lifted above the ring. In order to win the match you must save your manager by grabbing a ladder, climbing up to the cages, and convincing the opposite manager to give you the key to unlock your manager. If that sounds simple enough, it isn't, because the loser's manager, well, let's just say they'll be spending the night in a hospital. Let's see how much you truly care about Tiffany, shall we? See you Monday, Player.

*Spidey drops the mic and then walks up to Ali Chino. They grab each other's hands, and head up the ramp, as Paul Heyman follows behind them pleading with Spidey to change the match. The camera then shows Player who is confused at what just happened as Impact Wrestling comes to an end*

*Takes place on Smackdown*

As "Another Me" plays, Killerband comes out to his new (from before) theme as he enters the ring as he grabs a mic and speaks.

Killerband: So CpReborn, you know that you and I have a match at the Royal Rumble one-on-one, well we were both in VIP but it was short lived and apparently you blame me for that.  Well I invite you to meet me in the ring this monday on Raw and I would like to have a one-on-one talk with you as we can have ourselves a little face-off, I'll cya this monday bud.

As Killerband drops the mic as "Another Me" plays once again as Killerband heads to the back as Smackdown heads to commercial break.

twitter

eve: dont worry @gamer @metal found the perfect lawyer for the case

*backstage for smackdown*

eve: dont worry metal found a good lawyer

gamer: ok who is he ?

eve: she will be here soon and you have to trust me on this ok ?

jedi: ok we do...please dont tell me its layla

layla in the background: :D

eve: no its not dont worry

*gamer breathes a sigh of relief*

layla: :(

jedi: so you fired my lawyer for this person

eve: yes trust me on this you might not agree at first especially gamer but you have to trust me ok

gamer: fine

*a knock on the door is heard*

eve: that must be her

*jedi answers*

jedi: oh its you well come on in

gamer: whos here ?

natalya: hi :)

gamer: oh no

natalya: hi gamer...hi gamer...hi gamer...hi gamer...hi gamer its me natalya hi gamer im your lawyer hi gamer

gamer: but your not a lawyer

natalya: yes i am *pulls out a degree*

gamer: natalya it says its from makeyourdegree.org

natalya: yes but its .org so its official would you like to see my degree in badassery ?

gamer: no your a great wrestler but a lawyer....

natalya: i got this you could say this case is *pulls out her bag* in the bag HAH

eve: please dont do that again

natalya: alright then lets go

*end of part 1*

*part 2*

*the judge is revealed to be judge judy*

judy: this court is now in session the case is corrective action vs ROH corrective action is suing for defamination how does the defendant plea ?

natalya:.....

*kelly kelly who is representing corrective action: well ?

natalya: what do you mean well answer the question

judy: ROH IS THE DEFENDANT

natalya: oh...defamination why did you try to cut his head off...oh wait thats decapitation nevermind INNOCENT YOUR HIGHNESS

gamer: this will be interesting

natalya: i call to the stand..METAL

*fullmetal shows up*

natalya: now mister metal would you say that corrective action is nothing but 2 jackasses and a bimbo ?

metal: yes

static:....

natalya: and would you also say that last year Gamer was infact kelly kelly's b***h ?

metal: i guess

natalya: would you also say that kelly kelly is "borderline psychotic"

metal: yes

kelly kelly: what does this have to do with anything ?

natalya: i just wanted to bring it up thank you mr metal you are dismissed

*gamer double facepalms as eve chuckles*

kelly kelly: i..hate...you now then i would like to call static to the stand

natalya: REJECTION YOUR HIGHNESS

judy: its objection and on the grounds of what ?

natalya: i...dont...know

jedi: great idea eve

eve: just bear with it

kelly kelly: this will be easier than wrestling layla

layla: I HEARD THAT

kelly kelly: shut up

layla: yes maam :(

kelly kelly: now mr static would you say that ROH is a group of troublemakers who deserve to be fired from wotu ?

static: yes infact they are an injustice to the wotu and they need to be corrected hence our name corrective action

natalya: i see what you did there

kelly kelly:.....

jedi: lol

kelly kelly: ...anyway would you also say that gamer has shown nothing but disrespect towards us as well infact remember back in the summer when he called me a worthless piece of trash ?

natalya: OH MAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS YOU WERE CRYING AND EVERYTHING BEST MOMENT EVER THAT SHOULD WIN A SLAMMY

kelly kelly:.................as....i...was...saying

natalya: PROBABALY LOL MOMENT OF THE YEAR

kelly kelly: SHUT UP

judy: ORDER

natalya: ODER ?

judy: ORDER

natalya: ok can i get a number 5 with extra large fries oh and a shamrock shake and a side of....

kelly kelly: NOT ORDER AS IN FOOD YOU IDIOT

natalya: can we go on lunch ?

everyone in the room: NO

gamer: actually i am a bit hungry

metal: i could use some tacos

icon: me to actually

jedi": mcdonalds sounds good

layla: im hungry to

gamer: would you like to join us ?

layla: really ?

gamer: yeah

eve: we need a loser to join us anyway

layla: :(

natalya: your highness i request a recess

judy: on what grounds ?

*natalya approaches judy and whispers*

natalya: i left my car lights on outside and more evidence

judy:...... we will have a brief break

*smackdown cuts to commercial*

*end of part 2*