• FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
• 8 years old.
• Hateful little dog. Bites. ______________________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES:
• 1 /2 Cocker Spaniel,
• 1 /2 Sneaky neighbor's dog. ______________________________________________________ FREE PUPPIES...
• Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
• Father, Super Dog...
• Able to leap tall fences in a single bound. ____________________________________________________ FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
• Looks like a rat ... Been out a while.
• Better be a reward. ___________________________________________________ COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
• Also 1 gay bull for sale. _______________________________________________________________ NORDIC TRACK
• $300 Hardly used,
• call Chubby.
• ______________________
• GEORGIA PEACHES
• California grown - 89 cents lb. ___________________________________________________ JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
• Must sell washer and dryer $300. ___________________________________________________ WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
• WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
• Call Stephanie. _______________________________________________ AND THE BEST ONE:
• FOR SALE BY OWNER:
• Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
• $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month.
• Husband knows Every Thing.

of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, chocolate covered strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO...what a ride!"

This is what a REAL MAN looks like!

Parody of Britney's Spears - This is hilarious!

Boobie's Song

What the heck am I still doing up? There is something seriously wrong with me that I have to stay up and read fan fiction and post on the forums. I need to go to bed before my hubby gets up for work in20 minutes.... geezz... Don't they make pills for this Inuyasha disorder?

They're coming to take me away

(It played on the Dr. Demento Show)

Everybody sing with me...

Dead Puppies

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Few women admit their age, few men act theirs.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

**Happy Birthday to ME!**

Okay. So I finally figured out how to create a blog header. It was actually pretty easy as long as I post the picture in my website photo album. I also did a new avitar and new pics for my blog signature. Ahhh... I really spend way to much time on the internet.

On another note, the role playing game is almost hitting 1000. I'm going to have to start a new thread. New players are always welcome. We are a weird bunch though so be warned. We get off track some and we've added ourselves to the game and made it an odd but fun game at times. We sometimes get close to that line, even stepped over it a couple of times but those where the funniest chapters!

I hope you all liked the pictures of the puppies. I will post more when I get to my main computer (if my husband ever lets me use it). My laptop is just as well, at least I don't have to get out of bed...

Saturday will be another one of those darn birthdays. Arg. Wow, another year older. But hey, that means another year wiser. Yes? Or would that be weirder... Don't ask how old. I shudder when I think of it. But those of you who are just dying to know. I'm 26........again. Also, my anniversary is the following week. Wow, it's amazing I've been married to the same man this long. I deserve a gold metal. So I will not be around on Saturday (perhaps late night) I will be painting the town red, and maybe gold and/or green.... I've instructed my husband to give me a good time. Movie, Dinner and hopefully dancing. I haven't gone dancing in a long time.

I would really love a tardis or a nice pair of diamond earrings... :)