Oh, you lucky dog, you.

Bill Hicks; now truer than ever:

"So, thanks for coming out, I guess. Yeah, it's good to see people, you know. The newsman is so horrifying you get the impression you're just going to walk out your door and immediately be raped by some cracked-addicted, AIDS-infected ... pit bull or something."

[QUOTE="Jowell91"][QUOTE="LukeAF24"]Realize that you are now lower then the scum on the bottom of your shoe, tell her, and then break up with her telling her she deserves better. Obviously, she does.mmogoon

Essentially, we obviously can't tell people who they can or can't see. Is this supposed to be a real revelation? Either way, we can make a very valid judgment, seeing that to cheat is to commit one of the most base and trashy crimes against truth and decency.

That was cool... I'm a Go-getter, an escape artist, a high time roller, and a love bug...apparently. It was actually really accurate.Mumbles527

Lets hope they aren't intimate >_>zakkro

Uma Thurman... or Scarlett Johansson... or Penelope Cruz... or Dakota Fanning.

Yes, it's written by people from ebaumsworld.com. It's basically ebaumsworld.com's guide.

And I'm breaking rules 1,2 and 3...Guthook7

She is extremely sexy. Her only problem is she makes her mouth huge...crowleyjohn

Also Nigella Lawson. She looks like exactly my grandma, but I'd hit it hard (and in every orifice).