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Why FF stinks

Right now I am a pissy mood and not sure why.  I'm unloading my anger toward games here.  I mean, What better of a place?  Since no one will read my stuff, I might as well do it.  Why is SquareEnix making another goddamn Final Fantasy game?  Do they honestly think they are able to drag on this series old and dried out body?  I mean for one they have been slowly going down hill since the seventh one.  Yeah, thats right.  I said FINAL FANTASY 7 SUCKED ASS!.  Bring it all you cosplay geeks.  Oh, and speaking of cosplay.  What the hell is wrong with those people?  Are they so desprate for attention and a life that they need to imitate a videogame character?  Or Anime character?  It isn't sad enough that they act and do posses the character does but they need to be in public.  For God's sake, just kill yourself.  Make the world a better place.  Last thing we need is another person getting off to Tifa.  God know's you were screwed when you got a Playstation. 
Back to what I was saying earlier.  Final Fantansy XII looked like a mistake from the beginning.  Oh, and don't think I forgot about Final Fantasy X-2.  I'm saving that for later.  Is it me of has the male characters become more and more metrosexual?  God, The guy's look so gay that even San Fransisco would reject them as being to gay.  Oh, and the fashion is terrible.  Who the hell would wear half the stuff they are?  Lulu's Dress or whatever it is is pretty much 90% a tangle of belts.  HOW THE HELL DOES SHE EVEN GO TO THE BATHROOM?   LET ALONE GET OUT OF IT? And to everyone that has dressed as her.  I have to give you kudos.  Why?  Because, you would need to be some stupid moron to try and even spent 9 hours buckling every belt just to look like a bondage mishap. 
Now that I am done yelling about the look, lets head into the game machanics.  Now they are making FF XII have a fighting system that still feels turn based.  And they still haven't figured out that they need SOMETHING NEW!  They just keep on doing the same crap over and over.  God, I got a head ache.
Story.  Always involves something being destroyed like a city and village and so you need to save the world.  What the **** Suddenly you just feel like, 'Huh, my home and family is destroyed.  I got nothing but the clothes on my back and no money.  I got no hope of ever destroying this evil creature that did it but I will somehow.  I mean, I have no reason to stay and greave over my lost family or try to rebuild my life.  Naw, I will run off aimlessly to try to kill this thing and more then likely become strong enough to destroy the evil creature and maybe meet some random people that for no real reason will join me on my quest.  Oh, and what about the fact that this ultimate evil is only after me?  What would happen if I was the only one that would ever got against this thing while for some reason everyone else is so carefree and helpful.  Oh, and because of this The Ultimate evil will now only go after me because you know, I'm the only one it would ever be after.  So why should I worry about the destruction and pain that will be brought upon all those people you will meet and venture with.  Ya, that is a WAY better idea then simply settling down and trying to rebuild my life.  Revenge is always the answer because I don't mind all the other random people I don't know are getting hurt and I may cause more damage then there would have been otherwise.  Ya, I'm a genius!'
Now that I got that out I can move onto the ultimate mistake.  Final Fantasy X-2.  No FF fanatic can admit that that game was good.  Know what, Yes you can because you guys are all ass kissing idiots.  They throw you a crappy FF game and you go nuts because it is just another excuse to extend a dead series.  There was no real story.  The jumping system was so bad that I wanted to puke.  They made the main characters (Yuna, Payne, and whats here name) slutty looking.  And a bad attemt at a good fighting system.  They should be shot for that game.
Well for now that is all.  I feel MUCH better now.  See ya.  Oh and you don't like it?  Suck it you cosplay freaks