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Chuck Norris Facts 60

by DLXSD on June 26, 2007 Comments

-Chuck Norris can dribble a football.

-Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

-Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris Facts 59

by DLXSD on May 27, 2007 Comments

-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the f*** he wants.

-Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris facts 58

by DLXSD on April 18, 2007 Comments

Chuck Norris never "gets laid", rather: "laid gets Chuck".

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Chuck Norris Facts 56

by DLXSD on April 10, 2007 Comments

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris Facts 55

by DLXSD on March 2, 2007 Comments

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris Facts 54

by DLXSD on February 12, 2007 Comments

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Chuck Norris Facts 53

by DLXSD on January 26, 2007 Comments

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.

Merry Christmas

by DLXSD on December 25, 2006 Comments

And have a good time :D

Chuck Norris Facts 52

by DLXSD on December 21, 2006 Comments

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

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