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Chuck Norris Facts 51

by DLXSD on December 21, 2006 Comments

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Chuck Norris Facts 50

by DLXSD on November 18, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

Chuck Norris Facts 49

by DLXSD on November 11, 2006 Comments

Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

Chuck Norris Facts 48

by DLXSD on October 11, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

Well i'm back!

by DLXSD on October 10, 2006 Comments

My computer is finaly fixed :D

Chuck Norris Facts 47

by DLXSD on September 30, 2006 Comments

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Facts 46

by DLXSD on September 17, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris Facts 45

by DLXSD on September 16, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Facts 44

by DLXSD on September 15, 2006 Comments

When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.

Chuck Norris Facts 43

by DLXSD on September 14, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

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