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Chuck Norris Facts 42

by DLXSD on September 13, 2006 Comments

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris Facts 41

by DLXSD on September 12, 2006 Comments

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

Chuck Norris Facts 40

by DLXSD on September 11, 2006 Comments

Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

Chuck Norris Facts 39

by DLXSD on September 10, 2006 Comments

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris Facts 38

by DLXSD on September 8, 2006 Comments

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris Facts 37

by DLXSD on September 7, 2006 Comments

After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

Chuck Norris Facts 36

by DLXSD on September 6, 2006 Comments

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris Facts 35

by DLXSD on September 5, 2006 Comments

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris Facts 34

by DLXSD on September 3, 2006 Comments

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris Facts 33

by DLXSD on September 2, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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