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Chuck Norris Facts 32

by DLXSD on September 1, 2006 Comments

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Facts 31

by DLXSD on August 31, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

Chuck Norris Facts 30

by DLXSD on August 30, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norrris Facts 29

by DLXSD on August 28, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris Facts 28

by DLXSD on August 27, 2006 Comments

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris Facts 27

by DLXSD on August 25, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Chuck Norris Facts 26

by DLXSD on August 24, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris Facts 25

by DLXSD on August 23, 2006 Comments

In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Chuck Norris Facts 24

by DLXSD on August 22, 2006 Comments

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

Bonus : Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris Facts 23

by DLXSD on August 21, 2006 Comments

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

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