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Chuck Norris Facts 11

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A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

Chuck Norris Facts 10

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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Chuck Norris isn't black", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.

Chuck Norris Facts *Special Edition*

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- Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

- Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

- Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

- Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

- Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

Chuck Norris Facts 5

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Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris."