This is my greatest work of art EVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXvJ6GTpFSI Please read the description on the side!!!!!!!!!!

The title says it all. Doll House Drama 3 is out, for anyone who is interested.

This is my Angel. She died today. And for all I know, Patch might be dead, too. Squeekers probably died long before that, because he's been missing for weeks. First Squeekers, then Cheese, Patch, and now Angel... Now all I have left is Napolean...

What the heck, no one's commeneted on my last 5 blogs or so... Have all you forgotten about me???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UWo7R-CFGA What better to get for a friend that lives halfway across America than a youtube video?!? LOVE YA, CODY!!!

Brooke promised me candy if I walked around 6th period with a sticky note on my forehead. I did more than that, I walked around 6th AND 7th period, and on the bus ride home as well. I got a lot of weird look, but I would just smile and wave when they did that. Or if someone said, "you're crazy" or "you're retarded", I would say, "No, actually, I'm delightfully mad." And if people asked what it was, I told them it was a birthmark and to please not stare because it hurt my feelings.

Here's your lesson for today. I'll start the Nerve Gas House tomorrow, seeing as that consits of a crap load of traps.

LESSON #7: Iron Maiden Mask (originally called "Head Trap", but I think this sounds cooler 8))

Trap: You wake up to find a harness on. On you chest and you back are two masks, both with spikes sticking out of them. When the time is up, they will snap up and drive the spikes through your head, killing you immediatley. The key has been implanted in your eye, and you must gouge it out with the scalpel Jigsaw has left you.

How to escape: For the love of our Lord, DO NOT TRY TO GOUGE OUT YOUR EYE!!! Back yourself into a corner, and pray, dear God, PRAY, for it to be over as soon as possible. If you die instantly, then there will be no pain, right? But, if you're too much of a wuss and want to live, then do it like this: place the scalpel at the top of your eye and push it inwards until you feel bone. Then angle it downwards and flick it out. Then grab the key and unlock the harness.

Victims: People who try to bring Jigsaw to justice

LESSON #8: Electrified Staircase

Trap: A staircase in Jigsaw's house with a triggered step that will break anyone's shin who will walk upon it. Then a cage will drop on top of you and shock you to death.

How to escape: Stay out of Jigsaw's house, or don't go up any stairs.

Victims: Burglars

LESSON #9: Chains

Trap: Amanda has hooked numerous chains into various parts of your body. You've got to move so that they rip out. THIS WILL HURT!!! And, you've got 90 seconds to do it, or the nearby bomb will explode and you will die.

How to escape: Well, since Amanda has built this trap, you can't escape. Even if you do manage to get out of the chains, she welded the door shut, so I'm afriad you're going to die either way...

Victims: Common criminals

Here's your lesson for today.

LESSON #4: The Drill Chair

Trap: You're strapped to a chair with drills on either side of you temples. You've got 20 seconds to deactivate them.

How to escape: You can't escape this one alone. Your pallies will have to find a key and get you out in 20 seconds, or you're done for. I suggest you better find some smarter friends.

Victims: Common criminals

LESSON #5: The Bathroom Trap

Trap: You're in a very repulsive bathroom with a very obnoxious roommate, and both of you have shackles on your ankles, chaining you to various pipes in the wall. And plus, the pipes are connected to electric wires, so Jigsaw can shock you whenever he feels like it. :P One of you gets a key and a bullet. And oh yeah, if there's a guy laying in a pool of blood in the middle of the floor, that's Jigsaw. He's not dead, he just wants to listen to you go insane. There's some hacksaws in the toliet. Jigsaw leaves you a note telling you to shoot your roommate. He has kidnapped someone precious to you and he will kill them if you don't.

How to escape: It doesn't matter if you shoot your roommate or not, you're not going anywhere unless you use the hacksaw to saw through your foot.

Victims: People who piss off Jigsaw. I suggest you stay on his good side.

LESSON #6: Quadruple Shotgun Hallway

Trap: This one is actually more for security reasons. Inside Jigsaw's house, there is a hallway with several foot triggers that will send the shotguns hanging from the ceiling off.

How to escape: Uh, don't try to break in to Jigsaw's house!!!

Victims: Burglars

Be back tomorrow with some more tips on how to escape from Jigsaw. See ya soon!

LOL, my apologies. I just finished watching Saw III and I couldn't help but quote Billy the Puppet. :P Have any of you guys ever watched any of the Saw movies? I love them. I've seen I, II, and III. I try not to pick a favorite character, because my favorite character is most movies, TV shows, or anime/mangas dies. And with Saw, that's a high possibility. I almost hate to admit it, but I kinda like Jigsaw. Granted, I would be one of the people kidnapped by Jigsaw, and would probably not survive, depending on what test I was given, but there's still something about him that makes me like him. I also kinda like Amanda, but if I was kidnapped by her, then I would most definitely die. At least you can win Jigsaw's games. If you play by Amanda's rules, you're going to get your ribcage ripped out like Carrie. But the weirdest thing about the Saw movies, is that I can watch the whole thing from beginning to end without having to close my eyes or make a trip to the bathroom to throw up. Like in III when Timothy was put on The Stretcher which was slowly twisting his arms and legs and his bones started popping out and splintering, I could watch it and not even flinch. But anyway, I could tell most of you how to survive if Jigsaw or Amanda kidnaps you. Well, neither of them can kill you now, because they're both dead. But if some maniac in reality decides to go Jigsaw on us, I will post blogs telling you how to survive his "games". Your first lesson begins now.

HOW TO ESCAPE FROM JIGSAW 101

LESSON #1: The Razor Wires

Trap: A bunch of razor wires strung together in the middle of the room. Yo've got two hours to get through the maze, or else the door on the opposite end of the rom will close forever and you will be trapped inside.

How to escape: Pick your way carefully through the barbed wires. DO NOT PANIC! If you panic, you are likely to go nuts, cut yourself, and end up bleeding to death.

Victims: People who cut themselves.

LESSON #2: The Flammable Jelly

Trap: Jigsaw has knocked you out cold, stripped you naked, and dipped you in flammable jelly, which is highly flammable. Duh. Also, there's a slow acting poison in your body.

How to escape: This one is fairly simple, as long as you remain calm and don't get too close to the candles. There's broken glass all over the floor, and a safe. Inside the safe is the antidote to your poison. The combination to the safe is written all over the walls, but the room is dark so you can't read it well. There are candles in the room just underneath the numbers, but of course, you can't get too close to them, or else you'll catch fire and burn to death. Or if you're too much of a wuss to get the number, the poison will kill you.

Victims: Hypocondriacts

LESSON #3: The Jaw Splitter

Trap: There's a metal device in your mouth, hence he name "Jaw Splitter". It'll snap open after time runs out, breaking your jaws wide open. It might not kill you right away, and in that short ammount of time before death, you will be in extreme agony, so I suggest you play by the rules.

How to escape: There will probably be a roommate lying on the floor with a big question mark painted on his stomach. Jigsaw will tell you that he's dead. He's not. There is a knife lying by his body, and you have to cut open his stomach and search for the key he swallowed in under a minute. If you don't... Well, you'd better just do it. Sure, you'll have to kill someone. Yeah, that sux, but you want to live, don't you? Anyway, after you find the key, unlock the metal device on your mouth and you're home free. Only Amanda is known to have survived this test.

Victims: Druggies

Well that's all for today. I'll be back tomorrow with more tips on how to escape from Jigsaw. Catch ya later!

I FINALLY finished my fanfic!!! WOOT WOOT! It's a Spiral one. Here's the link if you want to read it. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4341812/1/Love_Isnt_Logical Or you can go to fanfiction.net and go to the anime and manga section under the anime Spiral. Mine is Love Isn't Logical. Or you can type in Spiral in the tv.com search box and go to the TV show and then go to the forum entitled Spiral Fanfiction Ideas and read it there. JUST READ IT!!!