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Eh, friend problems...

OK, so here's the lowdown. I'm actually not bad at anyone this time, and no one's mad at anyone else either. Here's the problem: Jonathon is like insanely in love with me and I still like Cody... Normally I'd be like yeah, whatever, but it's more than that. I'm almost positive that Cody (the Pennsylvania one) doesn't like me back. Alexa went out with Jonathon for like a day, and then she dumped him and made him feel horrible and he was like emo or something for a little while and I had to pick up the pieces. And I know that if I go out with Jonathon, when the relationship eventually runs its course, I know I'll be the one to break up with him, because he's too much of a wuss. There's a part of me that does sort of want to go out with him, but there's that part that still likes Cody. Jonathon's been pretty moody lately, and keeps asking about "how things are with Cody." The weird little dude even told me he would jump in front of an ATV for me. While flattering, it is kinda creepy... So here's what I tihnk I'm gonna do. I'm going to talk to Cody, and ask him what he thinks I should do. The only two people whose opinions really matter to me are Cody's and Bryson's. And partially B's. She's my BFF, but she doesn't always think things through, so sometimes her opinions are a little off... But anyway, if Cody says I should go out with Jonathon, I will. If by some miraculous stretch of the imagination, he breaks down and confesses his love for me and wants me back, then I'm going back to Cody. AND IT'S NOT A PITY DATE!!!!!!! When I told Bryson about it, that's what she called it, and it is not!!!

How To Escape From Jigsaw Part 4

Due to popular demand, these are back. I will save the nerve gas house for the last one, or until I finally see Saw IV. So here ya go.

LESSON #10: Chain Trap (Originally known as Classroom Trap, but that sounds so lame and is very innacurate)

Trap: There's 11 chains hooked into various places in your body. Shoulders, arms, abdominal external oblique muscles, legs, Achilles tendons, and mandible, to name a few. If you wanna live, you gotta rip the chains from your body or else a bomb will go off and explode you...

How to escape: You gots ta pull your various body parts to rip the chains for your flesh... My advice is to not do it and to get exploded. Even if you do break free, Amanda has sealed the door shut so you can't get out...

Victims: Common Criminals

LESSON #11: Angel Trap (not really sure why it's called that though...)

Trap: There's a metal hook hooked under your ribcages and a key sitting in a glass of acid in front of you. You gots to reach your hand in the acid and pull it out in order to obtain the key.

How to escape: This one should be simple enough, if Amanda wasn't behind this trap. So of course, it's unescapable. Of course, you should reach your hand in the acid and unlock yourself. However, you will find a second lock behind the first one and there is no key...

Victims: People trying to bring Jigsaw to justice

LESSON #12: Shotgun Collar

Trap: A collar loaded with 5 shotguns...

How to escape: You've only got t on if Jigsaw needs you for somethin... If you don't do it, then you're gonna die...

Victims: Doctors

I'm so touched!!! (sniff, sniff)

Cody (the one from PA that I am in love with) sent me an email today, and sure it was a chain letter, but it said something about him sending it to 11 people that have touched his life so I sent a reply and said, "I've touched your life? Wow, I feel special..." I feel warm and fuzzy inside. :)

The coolest thing happened to me today...

KARIN DIED!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!! Apparently Sasuke accidently burnt her to death with his Ameratsu or something... But seriously, that's not what I was going to tell you. :P

Homecoming is tonight, and the theme of the day was Crazy Red White 'n Blue Day. Those are our school colors. I wore multi colored toothbrushes in my hair, because I am Nikole and I am insane. Everyone told me that I looked really cool, except for Jessi Bray, who told me I looked alike a gay slut, but she's a whore, so I don't care what she thinks. Or anyone for that matter, but especially her. Well anyway, during first period, Jordan Moody popped in my classroom. He's the coolest guy ever, and he's a senior this year. He's pretty well known for his kindness and hillariousity. He goes to my church. Well anyway, he said he needed some weird looking kids, so he picked me, the toothbrush girl, and Josh Ross who was wearing a huge blue wig. Jordan said he really liked my hair, and it was "totally out of control". Then me, Josh, and Mrs. Burks (my teach) got our pic taken in the hallway with Jordan. It was really cool. He said he was going to put it on the announcements, but he didn't. T_T But still, it was pretty cool that someone as awesome as him acknowledged my eccentricity in a positive manner.

High school kids are so mean...

The kids at my high school are so mean... I'm just an 8th grader, what do I know? Well lately, I've been the butt of most of their jokes because I'm... different. Every once in a while, I'll wear my short blonde hair decked out with tootbrushes, or socks with flip flops, and every morning I wait by the doors to wave good morning to everyone. I'm even bringing my pompoms tomorrow. Sure, I've been cussed out by my eccentricity, but that's part of who I am. Well today they all thought it would be funny to play a joke on me. We're swimming in PE right now, so in the locker room, I shoved everything into one locker like I always do, with my pally B's stuff. We share a locker room locker because she can't ever remember her combination. I put my lock on and left. But then when I got back to the locker room, my lock had been broken off, stuffed into my locker, and someone else's lock had been latched onto it. So there me and B are standing in our wet dripping swimsuits while everyone else was getting dressed. No one was missing a lock, and C lunch is going on when my PE class is, and the locker room door is right next to the cafeteria, so anyone could've done it. Luckily, I had my PE uniform on hand, so I threw that on over my swim suit, but poor B had to wait around for Mr. O to come unlock her locker. High school kids are so mean...