This is my TDI fanfic, it has no reviews, I"M DESPARATE! Please! I'm begging you to read it!!!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4788712/1/Rose_and_Jasper_Take_on_Total_Drama_Island

We got out of school 2 hours early today, and school is cancelled for tomorrow!!! P.S. I started a TDI fanfic! Here's the link, but if that doesn't work, go to www.fanfiction.net and then go to cartoons, Total Drama Island, and then for the categories put in Humor for genre, Chris M. for character 1, rating T, and status in progress. Mine is called Rose and Jasper take on Total Drama Island by DarkNinja1994. ENJOY!

So by now, most of you know that my precious Bugsy passed away on Sunday. Lately, I've been reading the Little House series, which, if you didn't know, branches out beyond Laura Ingalls Wilder's books. I just finished rereading Across the Puddingstone Dam, which is the last in the Charlotte years. I got to the part after Charlotte's baby brother George died, and well, I think you need to see this.

She was just crossing the dorway when she saw Mama in the dooryard. The relief on Mama's face was so vivd that Charlotte shrank back again.

"Lottie," said Mama, opening her arms. Charlotte moved woodenly toward her, but would not meet her mother's eyes.

"Lottie," Mama repeated, but there was something very much like anger in her voice. "Look at me.'

Charlotte would not look. Mama took her by the shoulders. Her hands squeezed so hard it hurt.

"You listen to me," she said fiercely. "This-will-not-break-you!" She gave Charlotte a little shake in her intensity. "Do you hear me? You shall not let it break you! You canna put a wall around your heart, Lottie. If you build a wall against the pain, you put out the love as well."

She dropped on her knees in the dirt, heedless of her skirt, so that her face was on level with Charlotte's. Sutbbornly, she looked off past Mama's head.

"I canna promise you a life free from pain, Charlotte. You are suffering now, and you shal suffer again. Tis as certain as breathing. I have buried four children now, aye, four." Now at last, Charlotte was stunned into meeting her mother's eyes.

"You werena born yet when we lost our first bairn," said Mama. Her voice softened. "She didna live long; only two weeks. Betsy, we called her. The bonny wee thing. Then came Lewis, and when he was but a lad, I gave birth to your brother, Linus. He came early and was already dead when I held him in my arms. You were five when we lost Nancy. She came early too, and died that same night. You were too young to ken anythign about it." Words came choking out of Charlotte.

"It isn't fair." Mama smiled, a warm smile full of understanding.

"You heard what Dr. Potter said, Lottie. 'The Lord Giveth, and the Lord Taketh away.' That's what we always sy at a burying. I tihnk we fix upon the taking away and forget that the one we loved was a gift in the first place. Our George was a precious gift, and I'm thankful for everyday we had him."

That's about it. I actualy cried on the bus home today when I read it.

My bunny died yesterday :( He would've been 4 on March 8.

My cousin dumped my arch nemesis!!!

YAY!!! KODY DUMPED LOWHORN!!! I'm so happy. :) I think he's dating Jordana again. That's cool, Jordana's amazing.

I got reported for this???

I got another TOV... Guess why! OK, you know when you get to the TV.com homepage and there's like this forum topic going on? Well, the question was "What are you most excited about?" and I couln't resist typing in "ur mom". And somebody actually reported me! Are you effing serious?

I'VE GOT TICKETS TO SEE JEFF DUNHAM'S SPARK OF INSANITY!!!

My grandparents are taking me and the family (minus Katie and Jared because they're 9 and 1, respectivley) to see Jefafa DunHAM .com! Teehee!

My novel

It's coming along nicely. I went back and am currently doing some buff up work on the first two chapters, and will continue to work on chapter 3 after I have finished that. If my progress keeps up, I expect to have this novel finished by June/July 2010/2011. So, yeah. OK, good day to you all.

I picked up this manga called Inubaka and started reading it and it's pretty cool. I'm on the first volume and was curious to see if anyone else was reading it. Ist thou?

Today I am 14. My bday party sucked d!ck. No joke. My parents redid my room for my birthday and I was so excited (because I now has a big screen TV and a mini fridge) and my idiot friends completely trashed it by spilling soda like everyplace until I banned soda, and I was uber pissed. After everyone left, Mom took pity on me and helped me tidy it up. But I'm still mad. No more sleepovers, EVER. ANd the worst of it is, Andrea, who is about the only one who wasn't bugging me last night, is moving to Iowa after school ends. T_T Happy f!cking birthday to me! (*But on the positive side, my final grade for English was an A-, so that means the score I got on my final exam was somewhere in the B range)

For the last time, Kovu is not Scar's son! Anyway, these are the 10 songs from the Lion King in the order that like them I absolutely detest #9 and #10, but here you go anyway

#10: Hakuna Matata: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejEVczA8PLU
The song where Timon and Pumbaa teach Simba to live in the wild and go with the flow

#9: Upendi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBVX2rcpEw
The song where Rafiki is trying to make Kovu and Kiara fall in love

#8: We Are One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glDGAo9SIqs

The song where Simba teaches Kiara about the circle of life

#7: Can You Feel the Love Tonight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01jZ1RWjKMA

The song where Simba and Nala fall in love

#6: The Circle of Life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX07j9SDFcc

The opening song from the first movie

#5: He Lives in You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH6A9cn_V-c

The opening song from the second movie

#4: Love Will Find a Way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPQu87Hel4&feature=related

The part where Kiara and Kovu's first encounter following his banishment takes place

#3: My Lullaby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJGqxf86cZs

The song in the second movie where Zera is preparing the outland lionesses for Simba's assassination by Kovu's hand

#2: Not One of Us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp_mXkoRzU0
This is the song in The Lion King II where Simba sentences Kovu to exile

#1: Be Prepared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ6cw_MuTDE

This is the song in the first movie where Scar is preparing the hyenas for Mufasa's assassination. My favoritequote from the Lion King also comes from this song: "NO KING! NO KING! LA LA LA LA LA LA!"

Still hesitant about giving away too much, but I tihnk this is what I'm gonna put on the back of the book (This takes place in tha late 1800's to early 1900's, by the way):

Orphaned at 7, homeless at 10... viscious murderer by 16

Life for Evolette Brandon has never been easy. From the time she was young, she was surrounded by death and suffering. But instead of letting the pain get to her, Evolette has found a new way to deal with it: Vengance. She does everything from brutally murdering her arch nemesis to blowing up the place where her parents died in an accident. After all, who would suspect a young lady? Evolette is taking her revenge on the world- one sinner at a time.

Well there you have it folks! My cousin Kody is dating that white trash crack addicted slut. Yes, the same one I was complaining about in one of my previous blogs. I am very extremely POed. I am currently disowning him, and he has dropped from my 4th favorite cousin to my 2nd to least favorite cousin. Which I guess isn't that bad, considering he only dropped one spot. I only have 6 cousins. But on the bright side, I managed to write a marvelous piece for Evolette, based on that b!tch Lauren. NOTE: I will never actually do any of this. Writing is a stress releavor for me. If you wanna read it, it starts after I finish whining. This weekend was my family birthday parties. On Saturday, my favorite present was Twilight Princess for Wii. I only got one other present that day, and it was The Notebook on DVD. I'll have to watch it later, it looks good. On Sunday, my favorite present was a pack of 5 Gum, Elixer flavored. No joke. Other presents included a blanket that my Grandma made me, which would have been nice, but she makes me one every year, a stack of $2 bills that I'm not allowed to spend, and really ugly slippers and an ugly scarf. OK, here's the section from The Ballad of Evolette Brandon.

I took pleasure in watching her eyes widen with fear, as she could do nothing but see me polish the blade upon my skirt. I smiled sweetly at her. After all those years of verbal and psychological abuse, I was finally going to give Laura what she deserved.

Laura blinked once as she attempted, in vain, to overcome the drug that left her paralyzed. Nothing could save her now. I took one step forward, then another. I was recollecting the time when we were mere children that I cut her with the glass shard. Only this time, Miss Laura wouldn't be so fortunate. I rubbed the smooth part of the blade against her cheek as I leaned in closer.

"Hello, Laura. It's been quite some time, hasn't it?" She made a whining sound deep within her throat. Such a pretty little neck; it was a shame that I was about to slice it apart.

"You weren't very nice to me when we were children. In fact, you were the root of all my suffering. Maybe if you had shown me a little compassion, I wouldn't be doing this now." Laura's eyes pleaded with me to release her. I paid it no mind. I had been waiting for this kind of revenge for so extremely long. She repeated the whine.

"No, no, don't try to scream. That poison within you keeps you paralyzed. I can't have you running away from me, now can I?" A single tear slid down the doomed woman's cheek. "Don't cry, it will all be over. Eventually."

I could have just killed her then and there. But I decided to have a little fun with her first. I had a roll of gauze tucked beneath my blouse, so after I played with her a bit, I could patch her up and start all over.

Gripping the knife tightly in my grasp, I grabbed Laura's wrist with my free hand. Ever so slowly, I made a deep incision across the vein. A thin film of crimson liquid oozed from the cut, and I almost took leave of my senses as I inhaled the lovely aroma of vengeance and murder. She squeezed her eyelids tightly as the pain overtook her, and I did the same to the other wrist. As much as I enjoyed the fluids that were beginning to splash on the cold, hard, cement, I couldn't have her bleeding to death, not yet. I removed the gauze from my blouse and wrapped it around her injuries. Again, tears flowed from her eyes. If she could scream, she would have.

"Now, now, dear," I said as if I were trying to soothe a young child. I backed away and scrutinized her, wondering which part of her I should slice next. There were so many options. The jugular would have made a pretty puddle on my floor, but that would most likely kill her and my fun would be over. Head wounds bled the most; perhaps I should have cut off her ears. Yes, that would be quite lovely. After that, I would disembowel her.

I became a woman possessed as I hacked and slashed away at my old nemesis. All the while, she could feel my wrath and anger I had born against her for all these years. It was oh so divine. About ten minutes later, I had completely removed her ears, chopped off her fingers, gouged out her eyes, and now her internal organs lie strewn about the basement floor. Then for a brief moment, I was afraid I had lost her.
"Laura?" I whispered. She made no response. I put two fingers to her neck to find her pulse. It was faint, but there. She had not died; yet. I smiled to myself. My amusement would be over soon, whether I decided to end it now, or allow her to endure it. Regardless of all the transgressions she had brought onto me, I simply did not possess the ability to let her suffer a minute longer. I pierced her jugular vein. Like water flowing majestically from a waterfall, Laura's blood poured out from her wound, staining her gown and splattering a bit on mine. And then finally, after what seemed like an eternity of waiting, Laura Mailer Landon died.