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Well this just keeps getting worse and worse, doesn't it?

My week has pretty much sucked balls... And now Edna Parker has died! She was the world's oldest living person AND she happened to live in the same state as me. Only she died Wednesday at 115, and now some Portuguese woman is the oldest living person... But on the bright side, thanks to Violet Mist, I was able to write Jackson Rathbone a fan letter and mail it to him!

My iPod hath been stolen and I had to change lockers! Happy Thanksgiving my ass!

OK, so my locker has been broken since yesterday. I tossed my stuff in my locker and went down to the guidence office to report it, but no one was there. So I figured I'd better protect my iPod and went back to my locker to carry it in my pocket, only it had already been stolen, along with my Elixer 5 Gum pack. Needless to say, I was pretty pissed. So then I finally got ahold of the guidence office people to fix my locker, only they couldn't fix it, so I have to get a new one! I hate it! Reason #1 primarily being that I its right next to Jonathan's, and he pisses me off to no end. I had a "Moving" party with all my friends back at my locker. There was a lot of hugging. Cody C. is my only dude friend back there so I gave him a hug and he freaked out and was like "GET THE HELL OFF ME!" And you guys were absolutely NO HELP in getting a hold of Jackson Rathbone. T_T Happy Thanksgiving my ass.

This is serious: How do I get in contact with a celebrity?

I've gotta get in contact with Jackson Rathbone immediatley... Does anyone know how to send an email to a celebrity or where I can find the email address? I seriously think I might die if I don't. For one, I want to tell him what a great actor I think he is, and two, I need, I repeat NEED, to request his assisstance in producing Evolette, which is a book I'm writing and want it turned into a movie eventually. I had dreams about this last night, so now I'm telling you, I HAVE to get a hold of him.

Connecting Kung Fu Panda to Twilight

After much thought, I believe I can connect Kung Fu Panda to Twilight. OK, here goes.

The character Po in Kung Fu Panda was portrayed by Jack Black, who also starred in the movie, School of Rock. Also starring in the latter movie was Miranda Cosgrove, who also stars on Drake and Josh. Drake Bell and Josh Peck used to be co stars on the Amanda Show with Amanda Bynes. Amanda Bynes starred on the show What I Like About You with Jennie Garth. Jennie Garth is married to Peter Facinelli, the guy who plays Carlisle Cullen in the Twilight films. Whew, I DID IT!

I... saw... Twilight!!!

OMG, I just got home from seeing TWILIGHT!!!!! The first half was really goofy and all Bella's friends in Forks, especially Mike and Eric, were totally retarded. And then there was Jessica, the loudmouth, and Angela, who was, and I quote, "A strong, independent, woman". Oh please. I LOVE the way they portrayed Emmett!!! Kellan Lutz was amazing! I like the part where Edward brought Bella home for the 1st time and they were cooking Italian food and Rosalie said, "Is she even Italian?" And then Emmett said, "Well her name's Bella, of course she's Italian!" And then in the resteraunte where Edward was reading people's minds and he was like, "Sex... Money... Sex... Money... Cat..." And then the guy thinking about the cat was like all hairy and toothless! XD Jasper had a strong resemblence to Edward Scissorhands... I like how Jessica described him as "always looking like he's in pain". :P And then at the part where they killed James, they actually showed Alice jumping onto his back and snapping his neck! It was repulsive!!! And Laurent (which, come to find out, is pronounced "Lor-AWNT") was Jamaican! And he had dreadlocks! How awesome is that? I kept waiting for him to go "Yah, man" but of course, he never did. Carlisle's tre hawtness...

Home sick with a cold

I'm home sick with a cold. :( It's 10:42, and right now I would be getting out of 3rd period (Digi Tools), and on my way to lunch in 3 minutes. I hope Jonathan will be able to function properly without me. Yes, I dumped him, but he's still obnoxiously in love with me. I have a doctor's appointment later. Maybe I'll have strep throat and won't have to go back until Monday. I don't wanna go Friday because we're doing the exercise stations in PE and those HURT!!! Although, Miss Davis is back. Last year we had Mrs. Hicks for a while and she made us do those stations and screamed at us if we didn't do it fast enough or hard enough and I ended up pulling a few muscles in my leg. Also in my time away, I've been playing Banjo Kazooie on my N64. It's been a looooong time since I played it, and I forgot how much fun it was!!! XD 2 more days until Twilight comes out!!!

Bad names for gangsters (and they all go to my school)

Dude, I was listing names of our school gangsters in our school, and they're all pretty boy names! Except for my cousin, Kody. He's in a separate gang. But the baddest ass gang has sissy names. There's the King, Charles, the Bishop, Alan, and I know there's some other boys with sissy names. And then there's 2 in my grade named William. One goes by Will and the other by Michael. IDK.

Why moms shouldn't be allowed to watch Naruto..

I was watching the 3rd Naruto movie earlier and Mom joined me. Of course, she's the world's biggest Avatar fan, so the first thign she said when she sat down was, "What happened to the little bald boy?" That's what she calls Aang. So I had to remind her that the series was over. So then we were well towards the end, and she pointed to Hikaru riding that tiger thing and she said, "Who's that girl and why is she riding a rat?" So I told her Hikaru was a boy, but she didn't believe me. And then she insulted Naruto the character and said he was a total moron and a waste of animation!!! And then it got o the part at the end where Naruto, Hikaru, and Hikaru's fatso dad were all lying on the ground and Hikaru's dad flopped over and made a sloshy sound like a whale and we both started laughing. It was great. But then she started makign fun of the other characteres!!! Moms shouldn't be allowed to watch Naruto...

I'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M FREE, I'M FREE!!! I dumped Jonathan, if you must know. I was feeling kinda guilty because I only went out with him so he would stop whining and leave me alone, and after a while, that caught up with me and I would sit alone in my room in the dark and cry because I was so miserable so I ended it with him today and now I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kinda makes me think of Alan and Judith from Two and a Half Men. Only I'm not a b!tch and not middle aged and have no son. But Jonathan's brother is Charlie in every single way.