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Why you shouldn't attempt to teach sex ed to 8th graders

OK, so we're doing our sex ed unit in my PE class now and we had to watch this retarded video today with horrible acting about the dangers of sex before marriage. And of course, STDs are by no stretch of the imagination funny, but there was this one girl and she just randomly said to the camera, "I have warts on my vagina Immediately we all started snickering, because it's a funny statement! And then she kept saying it, and by the time it was over, we had tears in our eyes from laughing so hard. Of course, the teacher wasn't pleased, but what did she think would happen when you try to teach sex ed to a bunch of immature 8th graders?

Oi, that was odd

OK, yesterday I went around posting this comment on a few people's blogs: BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER, FOR NESSIE BELIEVES IN YOU!!! And I actually had someone add me to their friend's list because of it!!! XD

Saw Jackson Rathbone/Jasper Hale at Wal-Mart!!!

Well, not exactly. I dreamed I saw Jackson Rathbone (the dude playing Jasper in the new Twilight film) at Wal-Mart. In my dream, I was walking through the parking lot and he was sitting in a car and I was like, "OMG, YOU'RE JACKSON RATHBONE!!!!!" And then he stuck out his tongue at me and rolled up his window and continued to make faces at me until I left.

Went shopping

I'm currently listening to the Lawrence Welk show... It sounds really gay Does anyone seriously even watch that crap? Anyway, I went shopping today, and since I'm president of the Edward Cullen fan club at school, I got a T shirt that says Team Edward and a button with his likeness on it. I got some other stuff too, but who cares? Ooh, I also got a Naruto hoodie and found Gurren Lagann on DVD, only Mom said I had to put it on my birthday list, which is next month. T_T So is Christmas. It has the episode that she skipped over (episode 21) because she was watching the stupid Colts game and I MISSED IT!!!!! Oh, and I'm kidna going out with Jonathon now. :| BYE!

Am I wrong?

OK, so I got into a semi argument with Brooke and B the other day. Haley was on my side, but she's more soft spoken, so she wasn't much help. No matter what we talk about at our lunch table, it always gets backto religion and/or politics in some way. A few days ago, it was politics. B and Brooke were talking about how they didn't like Obama because of his views on abortion. I openly said I was pro choice because even if it is outlawed, people are still going to do it, and they'll only be doing it unprofessionally and hurt themselves. Well of course, I was wrong, and they corrected me and said that abortion should be outlawed forever, blah, blah, blah. And then yesterday, it was religion. They were going on about how everyone should be Christians, blah, blah, blah. If you ask my parents, they will tell you that I'm Christian, but I don't know what I am. I brought up the fact that every religion is based on truth, and of course, once again, I was corrected. "Buddhists and Hindus are all going to Hell, blah, blah, blah..." What if I wanted to be Buddhist or Hindu?!? Would they still say that to my face?!? But if I was, I wouldn't be allowed over at Brooke's anymore. That would be the straw that broke the camel's back. Her mom already thinks I'm a psychopath because she saw me wearing a Death Note T shirt. My mommy came to my aide though, and there were no arguments. But still, I believe that there is no one true religion and they are all based on the same thing, so I kinda go with the flow. I don't want to pick a religion set in stone because there is more to it than that. It's like each church is one piece of the puzzle and we just have to put all the pieces together. Heehee, today in English, me and Lucas and Brooke were singing We Wish You A Merry Christmas, only we were singing it like this:
Now bring us some friggin pudding, now bring us some frigging pudding, now bring us some friggin pudding, and bring it right here!

Racist Pigs!!! (an attempt on Sen. Obama's life)

Some idiot Skin Heads were making a hit list in Tenessee and planned to off Sen. Obama as the big finale... Of course, they were caught and arrested, of course. I hate to say this, but I almost wish Obama wasn't going to be the next president. That probably won't be the last of the attempts and I'm afraid that he'll really get hurt next time. The Secret Service and FBI are only humans too, they're not superheros. They bleed just like you and me. They can't protect him forever. I want Obama to be president, because I tihnk he's a wonderful speaker and would make a fine leader, but I fear for his life. He has two little girls and a loving wife. Its a sad day in America when we can't put aside our differences and accept a common ally.

And the winner is...

In case you haven't heard the good news, our new president of the United States of America starting in January is...

BARACK OBAMA Pictures, Images and Photos

BARACK OBAMA!!!!!

and his less famous running mate...

joe biden Pictures, Images and Photos

JOE BIDEN!!!!!

Even Indiana voted democrat this year... It's usually a facist state, in case you are malinformed. :P I'm allowed to say it because I'm from Indiana, but I'm Moderate Liberal, so I like Obama this time around! Personally, I sorta like the Republican candidate. He seems like a good guy, and he was hillarious on SNL. (Everytime someone mentions "The Sad Grandpa" campaign strategy, I burst out laughing) So let's hear a round of applause for...

John McCain Pictures, Images and Photos

JOHN MCCAIN!!!!!

And I apologize to her fans, but I despise Sarah Palin. The vice president is supposed to back the president and stand quietly in the background like Joe Biden. She went all out and became an international celebrity and it was like she just accepted the role of vice president so she could get more publicity.

Sarah Palin Pictures, Images and Photos

See what I mean?

Sexually assaulted by my friend's dauchsand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9iXbiBJsWA WATCH IT! Fvaorite horror movie scene EVER!

Well anyway, last night I went to B's Halloween party. After we went trick or treating, me, Robbie, and Alec were sitting in the living room eating pizza while everyone else was getting changed. I slept in my clothes, and they had to leave, so we didn't bother. Anyway, I was feeding pieces of pepperoni to Oscar, B's dauchsand. Then Robbie threw a piece of crust in my lap and Oscar jumped in after it, and well, I guess you could say I got sexually assaulted by B's weiner dog. :|