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I think I failed my English final :(

Yeah, I was pretty miffed about it at first. It was just so hard! I really wish I would have studied harder. But then I started to think a little more positivley. I don't know for a fact that I failed, so I'm hoping for at least a C+. I hope that they don't try to move me to regular English next year. I love accelerated English! On the plus side, I did really well on my Digi Tools final (Mr. Barnes let us use our binders and notes) and there wasn't really a PE final, so that leaves my last three for tomorrow which is Choir, Social Studies, and Algebra. I took my Science final yesterday and it was pretty easy. Anyway, I was real bummed when I got home from school so I told my mom about what happened in English and she was like "Oh." So then I told her later that she didn't have to get me any Christmas presents because I didn't deserve them (I don't really feel that way, it just gets Mom to go easier on me) and she laughed (just like last night when I tried to give her the rest of my birthday money from last year because I said I was tired of being a waste of space. Once again, I don't really feel that way, but seriously, what am I gonna do with $40? I hate shopping for stuff).

Best way to get back at a white trash, crack addicted, slut

There's this girl in my PE class who drives me freaking insane, and I don't want to say any names, but... *coughLAURENLOWHORNcough* Anyway, she's a total b!tch and I hate her guts. Really, all she is is white trash, and if I wanted to, I could make her cry, or hit me or something, which would get her kicked out of school. :twisted: But I won't, because I'm better than that. ;) How would I do this, you ask? I'm good at documenting people's behavior and learning what sets them off. For example, Lauren doesn't like to be called stupid. The other day she was bothering Savannah B. and I told Savannah not to argue with her because she had really lame combacks and arguing with people with lame comebacks is just stupid. Lauren thought I said that she was stupid and she got all defensive and started screaming that she wasn't stupid. Now, she probably got all defensive because her grades suck and she never pays attention in class. So my guess is that she doesn't get much attention at home, and I'm starting to think she's on crack or something. Her older brother is on crack. Anyway, I figure if Lauren gives me problems today, I'd just tell her that she's not worth my time and walk away. I know that will set her off. So she'll probably pull some sick prank on me, like dumping pee in my gym locker. I'll tell, but I here comes the biggest way to get back at her. Do nothing. Torture her and make her think she's getting something in return, and when she asks me why nothing has happened to her, I'll say, "I told you. You're not worth it." Ah, smell the revenge!

I might be going to see Jeff Dunham!!!

Me and my parents were watching Jeff Dunham on Comedy Central a few nights ago and I was talking about how amazing he was and my mom told me that my grandparents might be getting tickets for the family to go see him live. I'M SO EXCITED!!!!! Walter is my favorite puppet, but I also like Bubba J and Ackmhed the Dead Terrorist.

I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden... Hey, I saw the Lion King on Broadway!

You guys ever noticed that in the song Whatever You Like by TI when he says, "I want ur body, need ur body..." it sounds like he says, "I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden..."? Anyway, I saw The Lion King with the travelling Broadyway group in Indy!!! IT WAS AMAZING!!!!! Except Ed looked like a drunk donkey. My choir teacher took the whole Jr. High after school. Be Prepaired has always been my favorite song from the Lion King and it was awesome in the play. Only we didn't get hom until like 11:37, so I crawled into bed makeup and all and crashed. And now I have to get up and got to school anyway. :(

My views on Total Drama Island

The first time I saw Total Drama Island, I thought it was completely idiotic and retarded. But now, I can't help but love it. I tuned in to the marathon today and caught the first 12 episodes. My favorite line has to be the one where Harold got voted off and he was giving his goodbye speech:

"I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies!!!"

But seriously, the show grows on you. My favorites would have to be Chris, Gwen, and Duncan. Chris pwns all, and he's in every episode, which is cool. I hate Heather, Owen, and Harold. They creep me out. But I love Izzie! She's amazing! But she's not as cool as Chris. XD OK, peace out, home dawgs!

Beating down Tiny Tim

Our class went to go see the Christmas Carol in Indy and I have to say it was really amazing. Only I hate Tiny Tim!!!!! I told everyone I was going to jump on stage, steal his crutch, and beat him down with it while screaming,

"DIE, CRIPPLE!!! DIE!!!!!"

My most embarassing moment

Gr, my friends are never going to let me live this down...

Yesterday in Digi Tools we were supposed to be doing this collage thing about the day we were born. Nothing much happened on Dec. 31, 1994. 2 asteroids were discovered, a Netherlands Apartheid Group disbanded, and there was no snow in Baltimore (which they also made fun of me because I thought Baltomore was in Michigan). Anyway, I saw the president/vp thing and I said,

"Bill Clinton was president and Al Gore was vide president. Isn't he the weather guy on the Today Show?"

So they all make fun of me now because I'm supposed to be 2nd smartest (behind Brooke) in our group. And this morning my mom said this.

"NIKOLE! YOU GOTTA GET IN HERE AND SEE THIS?"

"What is it?"

"THE OLD VICE PRESIDENT'S DOING THE WEATHER!!!!!"

She thinks she's hillarious, but she's just as cruel. T_T

I survived my first car accident

I'm still slightly trembling, but I'm alive! Mom picked m up from school today to take me to my dentist appoinment. We were pulling out of the parking lot, and there was a bus that stopped a little ways down the road, and my mom was deciding whether to wait, or go on ahead. So she waited, and Pam, a high school student I sorta know, rear ended us. I screamed, my mom uttered a rather loud "sh!t", and we sat there for a minute. It gave me a heart attack! I was sitting there shaking. That was scary then the time during winter of last year when I was in the car with my cuz and her friend and she did a 360 on the road and slid into a ditch. Poor Pam was freaking out. So Mom calle dthe cops to come scope the accident out. Our car was fine, but one of Pam's headlights was slightly dented. I was shocked. By the sound it made and the way I was jolted I thought the whole back of our Escape was crushed in. If that's what a minor bump was, I would hate to be in a full blown accident. But anyway, Mom had gotten me some french fries, so those kept me busy for a while, but then she had to call Dad to come get me and take me to the dentist. My holidays are being VERY sucky.

It's snowing/Weird dream I had about Inuyasha

Yup, I woke up this morning and the ground was coated in a white, fluffy, blanket, as well as the playhouse (which has been converted to a garden shed) and the giant bush/tree thingy. And now for my awesome/bizarre dream I had about Inuyasha.

It started out like I was in a store or something and there were a bunch of those little Sweet Streets houses and there was one villageand it looked like Inuyasha's. And then I got sucked into it!!! :o I ended up landing in the middle of Team Sesshomaru, with it's odd new addition, Jukotsu!!! (Did I spell it right?) Like Haku from Naruto, I like to pretend Jukotsu is a girl, because its too weird for her to be a male. Anyway, I never got to see what my awesome new anime body looked like. T_T But the 4 of us went to this one place, and Sesshomaru went off by himself and left us and I was like,

"What's his deal?"

And Rin and Jaken were all quiet and solemn and I was like,

"No really, what?"

And then Rin said,

"This is where he lost his favorite teddy bear."

Yeah, I've probably lost all of you by this point, but that's what happened. Anyway, then I went and knocked on Sesshomaru's door, and I heard singing! Sesshomaru was quietly singing inside of his room! And what's weirder is... HE'S A SOPRANO!!!!! He was singing about how he missed his teddy, Punky. A single tear slid down my cheek, so I went back to the others and we played Apples to Apples in my backyard. Then Sesshomaru jumped out of his room and grabbed some cards and started screaming,

"WE WILL PLAY APPLES TO APPLES TO THE DEATH, AND I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL!!!!!!!"

And then I woke up. :|