Wow, my dad has the best Birthday ever, Superbowl Sunday! [my moms Birthday is tommorow as well], he turned 48 today and I hope he has a good day, but not all is good. We are being taken out to Black Angus and as much as I love that restraunt, I would rather see the Bears whoop the Colts ass on live Tv [rember, my dad is from Chicago]. So I will try to use my mastery of manipulation to get out of going[I can change my voice very easily, and I can be very persuasive when I want to be, but that is what you get when you idolise Cartman ;)]. Serriously why would my grandparents [all four will be there] decide to do this on Super Bowl Sunday, one of my favorite days of the year, it is bull ****, total and complete udder bull ****. Also my Moms birthday is tommorow and she turns 46 [I like to say that my dad did that so he would not forget her Birthday] and I hope that the game is good, DA BEARS!

Who here want's to know what I look like? After I get some new pictures you will get your chance, half an hour ago during Lunch me and my friend Allora took some pictures for my Myspace page [she got one with me for her page as well :D], when she mails them to me I will upload them to Photobucket and you will be able to see them. She did make me smile, and mine looks like I am biting down on that Dental Plate, really forced looking. And to everyone who says I don't look very good, I was born 9 Weeks early, be lucky I don't look like I have severe down syndrome ;). Oh and the Story will be finished this weekend.

[NOTE: Got this from a friend of mine on Myspace] WHAT SENATOR JOHN GLENN SAID Things that make you think a little: There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January. In the fair city of Detroit t here were 35 murders in the Month of January. That' s just one American city, About as deadly as the entire war-torn country of Iraq When some claim that President Bush shouldn't Have started this war, state the following: A. FDR led us into World War II. B. Germany never attacked us; Japan did. From 1941-1945, 450,000 lives were lost .. An average of 112,500 per year. C. Truman finished that war and started one in Korea. North Korea never attacked us. From 1950-1953, 55,000 lives were lost ... An average of 18,334 per year. D. John F. Kennedy started the Vietnam conflict in 1962. Vietnam never attacked us. E. Johnson turned Vietnam into a quagmire. From 1965-1975, 58,000 lives were lost . An average of 5,800 per year. F. Clinton went to war in Bosnia without UN or French consent. Bosnia never attacked us. He was offered Osama bin Laden's head on a platter three Times by Sudan and did nothing. Osama has attacked us on Multiple occasions. G. In the years since terrorists attacked us , President Bush Has liberated two countries, crushed the Taliban, crippled Al-Qaida, put nuclear inspectors in Libya, Iran, and North Korea without firing a shot, and captured a terrorist who Slaughtered 300,000 of his own people. The Democrats are complaining About how long the war is taking But It took less time to take Iraq than it took Janet Reno To take the Branch Davidian compound. That was a 51-day operation. We've been looking for evidence for chemical weapons In Iraq for less time than it took Hillary Clinton to find The Rose Law Firm billing records. It took less time for the 3rd Infantry Division and the Marines to destroy the Medina Republican Guard Than it took Ted Kennedy to call the police after his Oldsmobile sank at Chappaquiddick It took less time to take Iraq than it took To count the votes in Florida!!!! Our Commander-In- Chief is doing a HARD JOB! The Military morale is high! The biased media hopes we are too ignorant To realize the facts But Wait there's more! JOHN GLENN (ON THE SENATE FLOOR) Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:13 Some people still don't understand why military personnel Do what they do for a living. This exchange between Senators John Glenn and Senator Howard Metzenbaum Is worth reading. Not only is it a pretty impressive Impromptu speech, but it's also a good example of one man's explanation of why men and women in the armed Services do what they do for a living This IS a typical, though sad, example of what Some who have never served think of the military. Senator Metzenbaum (speaking to Senator Glenn): "How can you run for Senate When you've never held a real job?" Senator Glenn (D-Ohio): "I served 23 years in the United States Marine Corps. I served through two wars. I flew 149 missions. My plane was hit by anti-aircraft fire on 12 different Occasions. I was in the space program . It wasn't my Checkbook, Howard; it was my life on the line. It was Not a nine-to-five job, where I took time off to take the Daily cash receipts to the bank." "I ask you to go with me ... As I went the other day... To a veteran's hospital and look those men .... With their mangled bodies in the eye, and tell THEM they didn't hold a job! You go with me to the Space Program at NASA And go, as I have gone, to the widows and Orphans Of Ed White, Gus Grissom and Roger Chaffee... And you look those kids in the eye and tell them That their DADS didn't hold a job. You go with me on Memorial Day and you stand in Arlington National Cemetery, where I have more friends Buried than I'd like to remember, and you watch Those waving flags You stand there, and you think about this nation, And you tell ME that those people didn't have a job? What about you?" For those who don't remember During WW.II, Howard Metzenbaum was an attorney Representing the Communist Party in the USA. Now he's a Senator! If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English thank a Veteran.

Wel on TV.Com I am Level 19 at 55%, on Gamespot I am level 9 with 84%, I may not do as much on Game Spot as TV.Com but I have wrote some damn good reviews [blowing the pants off of the TV.Com ones], and if what I heard about the TV.Com spotlight is right, when I reach LV 20 I could be on there. I am a high level member [top 1000 baby!] and I have worked hard this last year, and I will not be knocked down, btw I have now wrote 283 reviews.

Since not many people have flamed me for the Dubya Icon [2], I made it into another hero of mine, Ronald Regan. Sean Hannity will be up next on the Icon Rotation ;)

I just heard that if it does not preform well after being moved back to Sundays, it will die. So luckily Fox's Family Guy esqe slot shifting done their own crappy show in. Now I just need to find an article confirming this :D.
 

Yes, my dad has finally done it, we got a Windows XP! [fanfare plays]. But not all is good, me and my dad both have our own Computers, my dad has a few hard drives and some games on there, and he also has Turbo Tax, and he has a lot of pictures, and 2 web browsers. my computer has a 70 Gig hard drive and a lot of games, pictures and my Firefox browser, he is going to put the XP on his and he knows how to keep all of his old stuff on there, so he is going to try that. But becasue Bill Gates' wallet which is lined with enough money to wipe his ass with million dollar bills, buy a small country, and still have enough to buy everyone there a manison, but that is not enough for him. So we have to buy another XP at 200 dollars to upgrade my PC, and why a Disc with some code which would cost around 10 cents to make needs to cost 200 bucks [with that I could almost buy a used Wii] really confuses me, but I guess that they are making up for the millions spent to make the program. But why the hell won't they let you install it on more than 1 PC. It is evil bastardry!

I decided that because I just saw My Lunch reran on The CW this Friday, why not post the episode for you all, sadly I could not find the entire thing, so here is the ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKXUF6YP4HI

And as a bonus, the end of the best episode of "Beast Wars" Code of Hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiGj1z4lWpA

Hope you like em.

I just began working on #2, and it should be done either today or tommorow. And I expect it to be much better than the last piece of crap I wrote.
 

We just had a pep rally, and it was fun. Like always School Spirit was at an abundance for the Seniors and Sophomores of the b********* High School in Phoenix Arizona, GO MCCLINTOCK CHARGERS! Like always the dance's that they have people do were damn funny [one kid looked like he was having a seizure], and Mr Cornwell [the Drama Teacher that I am an Aide for] did a Superfan parody, it was quite good, and there was a video of the Administrators up there. And 2 kids played the National Anthem on Electric Guitars [they were damn good!], we saw the Prom Nominies [best couple?] and they walked out with soem little kids, we saw the sports teams, it was fun. But the best part was my idiot friend Trevors mowhawk [I got a picture of it from my friend Mercy], I have had some BAD haircuts [and my current White Trash do' is quite bad when I have a hat over it], but oh man he takes the cake, I am gonna punch him later. And me and my other friend Allora are gonna try to get some pictures taken where I don't look like I just did crack for all of you to see.