Okay, go look at a picture of Peter Griffin from "Family Guy", now look at this.



I swear to god it is uncanny. Please leave comments on this XD
 

http://scrubs.mopnt.com/fun/personality/



You are...Dr. Cox A.K.A. "The Big Jerk" Rebel, thy name is YOU! You don't do things by the rules -- at all -- and you're damn proud of it, despite the fact that such a philosophy tends to bite you in the ass more often than you like. Your brusque and sarcastic manner puts off most around you, but your high standards elicit nothing but respect. It's possible that your rough exterior is a cover to deeper, more vulnerable feelings inside. Only you know for sure.

Okay... give me a minute to calm down... [inhales and exhales], Warner Brothers is on Crack because "The War at Home" is getting a DVD. And as you can see I am confused by that, now if you don't mind I am going to punch a hole in my Monitor.

[Edit: I added what it is that made me mad in the title, because I want more comments]

To everyone wondering why I have been taking so damn long on the Story, I have the plot worked out but I havent wrote anything [guess which little 250 dollar hunk of plastic has been taking up my time ;)]. I have also been working on a Web Comic but I have no idea how that will turn out, and I will draw the characters in the story soon.
 

I am just trying to figure it out, which one of the 4 NBC Comedys is the best one, Scrubs, 30 Rock, Earl or The Office. Now for Office/Earl/Scrubs I gave them a 9.9 on here, 30 Rock has a 9.6. But if I had to rank them, here is how I would do it, and why, but let me just say that this was very hard to chose the top 3.

Scrubs: "My Lunch"... need I say more.

My Name is Earl: Great at white trashiness, and also a feel good show, and I look like Earl.

Office: One of the funniest shows on TV, reminds me of "Arrested Development" and requires you to pay a lot of attention to get it all, but I have not seen enough episodes, if I have seen them all then it would be above Earl.

30 Rock: Funny and keeps getting better, but sometimes it falls flat for me.

All of these shows are great, and are excelent reasons of why the 4 Camera Sitcom should lie down and die, lets hope that they can just get better.
 

Yes it's true, Arizona had some sleet and snow last night [and with the fire that someone on my block had on Saturday I am getting my fill of people scared ****less], and beleive me the one thing funnier than Arizona when it is raining, is Arizona when it is Snowing because the people just lose it, we barely got any snow and the people just went crazy and brought their kids outside, me I never saw any because when I looked outside there wasnt any, but there was some hail, I did not really care so I went back inside to play Wii-Sports [I really love that game]. And finaly I would like to ask a question, why havent I received any hatemail for my Dubya Avatar yet? That is the whole point of me putting it up there, I want to be flamed because it brings me joy, are people more tolerant than I thought, are people able to see a Dubya Supporter now and not yell up his ass, bvecause that is all that happens at School... I guess people here are more mature, but the people at my School are real lunkheads anyway, I think they will drop out and become an alchoholic.

Okay, after last nights episode I am terrified! It was better than the stinker last week with Gay Cowboy" but come on! And having those girlymen as the Musical Guests? I am so diffrent that I hate anything trendy now I swear to god I am the only person in my Class who can listen to Jazz and Clasical Music [the music John Williams' composed for "Star Wars", incredible Classical Music], I want to see more Blues, Classic Rock, Jazz bands on SNL, and can't they find something new that does not suck, if I have do deal with "Debbie Downer 2", or an Hour of "Deep House Dish" please pray that a blood vessel pops out in my brain so I will die lass painfully than SNL will make me die from. If you want to Discuss it then I am going to whore my thread here.
 

Just 1 thing, don't swing the Remote like youre insane and let go of the Remote, if you do then you just deserve what ever happens to you. If you do here are some friends for you. I have never screwed up with the remote except for when I accidentaly whacked Homer with it [but to be fair, she was on the arm of the couch and I did not see her], and my Dad hit me in the arm but thats it. And to all of the naysayers about the Wii, just play that one game and you will get addicted, I have a 289 in Wii Sports Bowling, my dad has a 279 and we both have reached Pro Status [you get points depending on how well you do, we both have around 1200/1300 and you need 1000 to be a Pro]. Personaly speaking I know how to hold onto the remote, and I have bowled before and gotten a 190 [thats my best score in real life]. But to play Wii Sports without winding up like this guy [by the way, you can see a bone in the 3rd picture], just hold onto the damned remote, and rember, you don't have to make the real motions. I can play good enough lying down and jus tdoing little wrist and elbow movements, the people in the ads just move like that to demonstrate it. Now I am going to see if I can beat my top score.

Little warning for you, if you want cheap TV Show DVD's, don't shop at F.Y.E. I had just gotten "My Name is Earl" Season 1 at Circut City and my dad bought a 160 gig harddrive [it was on sale, we are making a 3rd PC that will be used for the XP test system], so we decided to go to F.Y.E, I bought the Will Ferrel 1 Best of SNL DVD, and then I saw Season 1 of "The Office", 27 dollars, and Season 1 of The Office is 6 episodes, I am just calling "Bull ****" on that right now, because thats what it is bull ****.
 

I would like to thank my friend Mike on Myspace for posting this, just thinking about this is a testament to the fact that more people don't beleive in the Darwin Theroy today ;). Any time you feel dumb, don't worry. Check out the following excerpts from a "Wall Street Journal" article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the many calls asking where the "Any" key is. 2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes by rolling them into a typewriter to type on them. 4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. 5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room. 6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. 7. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told "Egghead" was a software store, the man said, "Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." 8. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. 9. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. 10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. 11. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?" 12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a "cup holder"?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped; it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, like at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive! Another well-known one that I can add is the true tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into "Drive A" but he couldn't possibly get more than two in.