when i promise madness, i mean madness :twisted:.
reminder:
-only 3 and ONLY 3 blogs of this nature will be done. one now, #2 in summer, and #3 during the thanksgiving/x-mas season. why? not to overtire the trek theme in my blogs, apart of "gag reel", such as the "andy" blogs, and gaps provide thinking time for myself when thinking of jokes. hence "mini-series" blogs.
oh except a suprise in a later blog. :twisted:
let's get started. a little long, bare with me. :oops:
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oh wht the heck...why do i even need to put a stardate any ways? nobody is even going to read this anyways...
ok..i have to tell u guys the totally awesome time we had in DS9! :D
ok, ok. i was sitting on my rear surfing the net, when my fat old hubby, will, walks in. now, me being a betazoid could sense naughty, naughty, thoughts emoting from that man. as usual, i ignore the fat old cow and contine to look at the screen. he was about to put his hand on my shoulder, when my 18 lb persion cat, genie, attacks him outa nowhere, genie latches her sharp jaws around will's arm, he was freaking out, she was hissing, and me? ignoring it all because my ed quinn screen saver had popped up and i was drooling over that when my envy rings and it's my homegirl teyla!!! yay!!! yay!! teyla!! :D
tey was telling me about a totally new vaction package about DS9. i go there like everyother light year, but this time was gonna be awesome.
3 days of insanity. ;)
1) me and teyla meet in quark's bar for drink(s).
*my envy rings with expose-"point of no return ring tone"* "hello?"
I get a dirty lil phone call from sarak! omg! spock's dad!! omg!
we hang up...i tell u that man knows how to treat a woman. :twisted:. :twisted:. :twisted:. ;) he bought us drinks after drinks. kissed our hands, brought us gifts, dirty danced. i tell u...older vulcan's know how to party. hehehe. me and teyla got many neck kisses, and sweet vulcan nothings in our ears. We continue to dance till 6 in the am. ;)
By this time, my phone was dead, my big hair was flat, teyla was drunk beyonf beilf, and i was starting to miss my genie. quark had started a bar fight with worf, teyla made a man out of nog [those 2 were drunk], and whesly started a fire trying to impress a girl.
we were about to go back to sarak's room, when his wife calls wanting to know where he is. then he leaves. booooooo!
2) we were walking around DS9 [after we got at 5 in the afternoon!], teyla spots spock and tuvok looking at something on the ground. since tey has a thing for tuvok & since both vulcans are our friends we go investigate. theres crying...
teyla askes whts going on. tuvok responds with "grown man crying...", with spock adding "cyring is illogical...u getting this for youtube?" tuvok: "u bet..."
we look closer and poor tripp is in a fetal postion drunk, crying his eyes out over that indesive she-vulcan, t'pol.
tey: "why is he crying?" :(
tuvok: "t'pol...this is funny, huh, spock?"
spock: "he's crying over her! ewwwww!"
me: "that's mean...hahahahahaha."
tripp [inbetween sobs]: "t'pol...t'pol..why did u leave me.." :cry:
tey: "leave him alone guys, can't u see he's hurt!" :evil:
tuvok and spock tell us the story about how it was thier time to "pon'far" again. the both of them dident have partners to fight for, so t'pol volunteered herself against trip's wishes. acorrding to them, niether spock or tuvok raised a weapon when t'pol showed up waiting for the winner to "sweep her away."
yea right...those 2 have been known to lie b4!!
then tripp found out about t'pol waiting a winner. but tuvok and spock think that t'pol is gross and spent the entire time saying "ewwwwwwww", "u take her", "i dont want dieases", "i dont want kids...vulcan child support costs to much...", "wht would my wife say...", "i dont want kirk to pin another kid on me! father and step mother say they have enough grand kids already...", "i dont want more kids...i have too many already.."
turns out poor tripp has been drinking for 5 hours straight and t'pol doesnt know who the father is..AGIAN! V_V
so we leave tuvok and spock and head for a double date with the emh and chekov. :)
i tell u those 2 know how to treat ladies.
if i were to tell u happened between us, that would be TMI! ;)
3) final day.
many of the guys had maury show apprenaces!!
emh, kirk, reed, spock, tuvok, harry, chekotay, tom, sisko, jake, odo, bashier, data?!, whesley, archer, and worf. o.0 seems like u get a lil board in space...
anyways, chekov said he has been a good boy and has not "done such things..." yea right.
omg..u ppl arent gonna beilive this...we went to his room and he showed us "the stash" :o :o
ok,,ok...he has footage of drunk kirk n spock making out! :o :o me n tey were all m/(^u^) m/ it was awesome. ;) dont tell anybody...
oh, turns out chekotay wasent "the father" and i senses a "presence" coming from the hall above us. me, tey, and chekov walking in on janeway and chekotay... yea...turns out they werent playing monoploy.
hehehehee
well thats it. :) till next time! :D
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ok. end of part 1. till the summer. g2g. mother kicking me off of comp! :(
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