it's true...Santa knows how naughty you've been.

how would he know that?

simple. he's apart of the homeland security team, and knows each and every detail of your life. he's knows about the midnight chocolate cake feasting, the money you stole from grandma's purse to buy vicodin, shell fish makes you fart, and your favorite color is neon peach--scary.  don't forget your SS# and ATM pin #, but that's not important now. :)

and how do u know these things?

you see, i work in Santa's computer lab part time.  we wear these really cool hats and jackets. somebody has to answer and transfer Santa's calls. that would be me. i sit in front of a computer for 8 hours at a time, and when somebody calls, i simply pickup and say "Santa's Workshop, this is Dee, to wht department, plz?" then some voice at the other end says "Candy", or extension "5426-A" and then there call is placed. very good pay...very good pay. oh, i all i have to do is swipe my "clearance card", and i can also view your personal records on the NorthPole database. :)

were actually a secert military group armed with missiles at every corner, and each employee and elf is armed to the teeth with all sorts of ingenious lil gadgets and cute little weapons. :) don't forget the north pole is covered in motion sensered heat rays all over the place, if u think that pole is a candy cane, it really isn't...it's part of the sensor and soon enough a laser beam will go shooting towards your head. that reindeer your about to pet actually has rabies, and will bite you faster than u can say "hello". :)

Oh, Rudolph is actually a chick. :) and Santa is really a polygamist with 13 wives and 60 kids. :) nice, nice, snowy ranch they all pack themselves into. :)

other than, the big man, says i should all treat you guys to wonderful holiday related things. :)

joke:

From Santa Claus :
December 6, 2006

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia and North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve.
Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated
by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209 . As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks or milk and cookies
so keep that in mind.

However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus.
His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads:
"These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen .." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by"Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and
"It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area.
Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,
8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,
Santa Claus
Member of North American Fairies and Elves
Union 1225

and this pic:

ok..u ppl already know that when i obess over something, i really, really obess over something. adding "waterloo" twice before and after each sentence shouldn't come as a surprise. :P

inspiration: it rained and thundered like mad today...x-mas rain storm!!

U CAN PLAY ALONG, ALSO!

random song time: my gift to you...

WATERLOO WATERLOO THE CAT LIKES  THE TOILET WATER BECAUSE IT'S COOL WATERLOO WATERLOO MAYBE BECAUSE SOMEBODY WENT TO THE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-STEAK-BUFFET AND NOW THE WATER STILL TASTES LIKE MEAT WATERLOO WATERLOO YOU CAN SEE HIM LAPPING THE WATER FROM THE JOHN FOR MINUTES AT A TIME BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE THE MAID HAS A LITTLE SUPRISE WATERLOO WATERLOO HE LIKES THAT "THEY HAD KFC AFTER TASTE" FROM THE WATER AFTER ITS BEEN FLUSHED SERVAL TIMES WATERLOO WATERLOO HERE COMES THE FAMILY RUNNING TO THE JOHN BECAUSE THE MAID MADE TAMELES TONITE WATERLOO WATERLOO THATS WHY THE CAT LOVES   TOILET WATER BECAUSE IT STILL TASTES LIKE FOOD WATERLOO WATERLOO ONE MORE THING, THE CAT LIKES BROWNIES, SO DONT LACE THE BROWNIES WITH EX-LAX, HE WOULDENT LIKE THAT, HE WOULD LEAVE GIFTS ON THE CARPET WATERLOO WATERLOO

WATERLOO WATERLOO ME AND MOTHER WENT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING AT THE KOHL'S WATERLOO WATERLOO IT'S TOTALLY COOL BECAUSE THERE WAS HARDLY ANYONE THERE WATERLOO WATERLOO BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER B/C THE STUFF IS STILL OVERPRICED EVEN WHEN IT'S ON "SALE" WATERLOO WATERLOO THE PLACE IS HUGE AND THEY HAVE NICE BATHROOMS, BUT YOU BETTER RUN TO THAT SHIRT BEFORE THAT OLD LADY GRABS IT WATERLOO WATERLOO I GOT INTO FIGHT WITH SOME OLD CHICK OVER SOME SHIRT, BUT I'M NOT A YUPPIE SO I DIDENT GET IT WATERLOO WATERLOO IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE SHES GONNA BE DEAD BEFORE SHE WEARS IT WATERLOO WATERLOO KOHL'S MAY BE ACROSS THE HIGHWAY FROM THE WALL, BUT THAT PLACE HAS ALL THE MALL PRICES WITHOUT ALL THE MALLTRAFFIC WATERLOO WATERLOO DOESNT MATTER WHERE YOU GO BECAUSE YOUR GONNA GET RIPPED OFF  WATERLOO WATERLOO

  WATERLOO WATERLOO 18 WHEELER TRUCKS ARE REALLY HUGE WATERLOO WATERLOO IT WOULD REALLY SUX TO HAVE YOUR DOG RUNOVER BY A SEMI TRUCK WATERLOO WATERLOO BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULD SO MUCH BLOOD AND GUTS TO CLEAN OFF THE STREET WATERLOO WATERLOO YOU CAN PICK HIS PIECES AND PUT THEM IN YOUR SCRAP BOOK OR IN THE TRASH WATERLOO WATERLOO BUT SEMIS CAN ALSO BE GOOD SINCE THEY CARRY GOODS WATERLOO WATERLOO FIELD TRIPS INSIDE SEMIS ARE REALLY COOL WATERLOO WATERLOO BUT YOU CAN GET KIDNAPPED AND TAKEN TO MEXICO ALONG WITH THE STOLEN TV'S AND NEVER SEEN AGAIN WATERLOO WATERLOO

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WATERLOO WATERLOO MY LAST THOUGHTS ON VOYAGER ARE REALLY CRUEL WATERLOO WATERLOO HONEST TO GOD, WHO WROTE THAT SHOW? DID THEY HAVE THIER FINGER UP THIER NOSE? WATERLOO WATERLOO ALL THE HOLO-HIJINKS ARE REALLY COOL FOR ABOUT 5 MINUNTES THEN THEY GET BORING AND YOU WANNA PUKE WATERLOO WATERLOO LOBO WAS SPOT ON WHEN HE CALLED THAT SHOW "FORAGER" BECAUSE THE SHOW WAS IN DIRE NEED TO PLOT MATERIAL WATERLOO WATERLOO ENOUGH WITH THE BORG AND HOLODECK ALREADY! WATERLOO WATERLOO KES WAS THE LUCKY ONE WHEN SHE GOT KICKED OFF THE SHOW WATERLOO WATERLOO GOOD THING SHE DIDENT HAVE TO DO THAT CRAP FOR ATLEAST 7 YEARS WATERLOO WATERLOO IF I HAVE TO HEAR 7 SING, I MIGHT AS WELL AS GO DEAF WATERLOO WATERLOO BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO HEAR THAT BORG ASHLY SIMPSON THOSE REALLY AWFUL SONGS WATERLOO WATERLOO HONESTLY WHT HAPPNED TO JANEWAY? SHE LOOKED REALLY OLD, NOW SHE LOOKS YOUNG? GOOD THING THEY HAVE BOTOX IN THE FUTURE! WATERLOO WATERLOO GOODNESS GRACOIS, TOM,  KEEP THOSE PANTS ON, I DONT BEILIVE B'ELLENA'S KID IS REALLY YOURS WATERLOO WATERLOO SHE JUST NEEDS CHILD SUPPORT AND A CUTE MAN BY HER SIDE, IS THAT RIGHT TOM? WATERLOO WATERLOO I REALLY LIKE THE DOC, TO BAD RODNEY MCKAY STOLE THIS STYLE, TO BAD POOR NEELIX HAD THE "HOSHI/TRAVIS" STYLE WATERLOO WATERLOO I HEARD TUVOK WENT BACK TO T'PEL HAD 7 MORE KIDS, I BET SPOCK'S JEALOUS CUZ HE NEVER HAD LOVING, ONLY WHT KIRK DID WATERLOO WATERLOO GIVE ME TOS ANY DAY, BUT HEY, I LIKE LIKE CHETOKAY, HE'S AN HISPANIC THAT'S "REPERSENTING" WATERLOO WATERLOO I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CALL THIS SHOW "THE BEST TREK EVER", I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY PPL HATE THE TREK SO MUCH, IT'S CUZ OF THIS SHOW, I FEEL THE VOMIT COMING WATERLOO WATERLOO GIVE ME TOS ANYDAY, CUZ I'M GONNA VOMIT WATERLOO WATERLOO MOVE OUTA THE WAY CAT, I'M COMING! WATERLOO WATERLOO

2 part blog: 1) tamales and 2) VOY: waterloo

1) today was the most heavely scent, a young betazoid such as myself, has even smelt. smelled like cabrito roasting on an open fire...could have been hog for all i know..yuck!

anyways, for the mexican-americans and mexicans outthere, winter/christmas [or church fundrasiers] usally signals the "culling"..."culling" as in a million old ladies invading the local grocery store for tamale "supplies". such as corn husks, maza, hog/beef lard, pork/chicken/beef meat, beans, cinnimon [for the dessert tamelas], catus [thats for the mega mexicans in the mountains], etc. i dont like tamelas...never have never will...the process of making them is a pain. cooking meat, making maza [u can buy it already made], rolling the dough with the filling, putting filling in corn husks, steaming product...BIG PAIN, BIG MESS. GREASE STICKS,  I CALL THEM.

short story: once when i was a kid, i went to the backyard to play with the dog, and u know wht he was doing? eating a steamed hog head. :o the head had been steamed and the skin pealed to make the tamale. some of the meat remained, along with the eyes. he was vigously eating the thing, and when he saw me, jumped, and started defending his hog head. he just gnawed at the skull, and ignored me all together...typical. waterloo

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2)ok...i "fled" work at lunch and came home to keep watching VOY. i already knew b'elenna and tom had a kid from reading the info pages at the trek site and here. no offense, but tom looks like he ani't hauling anything under the hood...so how did b'ellena get pregnant, again? :roll: i bet worf did it...

VOY's take on the nazis was the most boring piece of garbage i have ever seen...honest to god, who wrote that episode?! the holodock stuff was cool, but the action outside the hd was crappola to the 10. tom paris dressed a nazi officer--LOL! tuvok has this Issac from love boat kinda thing going on, and note to 7, STOP SINGING!! I'D RATHER SUFFER THREW LWAXANA IN HEAT THEN HAVE TO HEAR 7 SINGING.

very similar to the ENT nazi stuff..but ENT carried the whole nazi/time travel thing a whole lot better.

btw, who's idea was it to have nazis in trek in the 1st place? i kinda wonder if anyone was offended...i'm not, but just wondering. is it tradion now or wht?!

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SONG OF THE DAY: WATERLOO  BY ABBA

i've seen watchin VOY on spike lately...

current opinion: fairly decent show.

opinion soon to change. but the story line of being lost in space very well done in comparison to ENT [moment of silence]. soon enough VOY will grow on me, and there will be blog, after blog, after blog of it--starting with this one. :P ;) :P

janeway is awesome. man, that woman is kicking some series arse..TAKE THAT BORG! TAKE THAT TEMPORAL AGENTS! JANEWAY CAN TAKE ON ARCHER ANY DAY! GO JANEWAY! BUT KIRK IS STILL MY FAV. CAPTAIN. GOOOOOO KIRK.

who i am kidding... "el" [his name shall NEVER be mentioned here], helped create VOY and i wasn't surprised how similar some of the story lines are:

1) meeting crazed aliens

2) desperation on every ones part

3) temporal agents here and there

4) time travel here and there

5) both are hopelessly lost

exceptions:

VOY ppl way more experienced to coup with long distances...mainly due to better technology , better training for officers, more knowledge of aliens, planets, ships, etc, also in the VOY time line, the federation was still fresh from war [right?] and ready to start exploring, but the voyager was chasing a ship or something, and gets lost [forgive me here..I'M STILL LEARNING!!] these ppl eventully come home...

unlike ENT in which the folks are basicly sent on a suicide mission...starfleet  has one ship, the columbia still being built, wishy washy vulcan as aides, but as "them" writing goes, "lets have crazed aliens almost blow up earth, threaten earth, then have starfleet send their one and only ship, w/crappy technology, and if they die, we're all boned, but maybe we'll get lucky and someone will bail us out, but hey they get lucky, and now can explore space as 'normaly' has possible" the sad truth is, ENT never had a real ending, and we'll never know wht happened.  This show in a nutshell.

how come nobody told me tom paris is kinda cute!!! lol.

janeway and chekotay flirt!

in a pon'far battle, who would win? el spock or tuvok? better yet, if t'pol ever had an interest in any of them, who would she pick? or maybe spock & tuvok would puke at the sight of la t'pol and the both would prolly try to "hook" her and tripp up again b/c poor tripp is in the corner crying his eyes out...hopefully he wont turn into micheal...:? watch out teyla...

the holodock reminds me of rodney mckay..o.0

VOY has a cool intro and song

i cannot belive they replaced kes with that borg version of t'pol!

IMO, VOY is like the well done, more mature version of ENT.

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GUESSING GAME: can any one guess my fav. trek? =D

clues:

1) has my pointed ear lovely

 2) pointed ear lovely is mentioned almost on a daily bases,

3) editor of actor who plays my pointy ear lovely,

 4) has TOS [cant mention his extra curricular actives here] violating yellow shirted, girdle wearing, space hooker loving captain,

5) cool doc,

6) certain genie is playing a game of chess against my lovely vulcan.

7) has same initials as tv.com. Terms Of Service [TOS]

8) show started in 1967, and has spawned 10 freakin' movies, and 6 shows

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songs of the day.

Lil Kinky: "King Kong" & Genuine "Pony"

*does the banana dance*

OMG...SGA ALREADY STARTED IN CANADA!!!! OMFG IT DOESNT START UNITL MARCH IN THE STATES! BOOOOOOOOOO

everyone has that "scary" friend back in hs, but has in "scary" i mean the one who knows to how to freak you out with odd behavior/crazy drug abuse/other things that violate the TOS. now, one of my ex-closet friends in hs came to town the other day. i did not want to hang out wif her, but since it  has been a yr and half since i last saw her, it was "why not the heck not..it's just lunch"... but "lunch" has a whole meaning wif this girl. :?

long story short: we had a HUGE fight the beginning of our senior year. i was basicly left out of the circle of "friends", while "mimi" spread false rumers and turned the other girls aganist me. it was a dark chapter in my life...something i normaly dont go into detail about. anyways, we managed not to talk for the entire senior year...then i realized the other 3 girls i had i known since the 7th grade, were ppl i dident really know at all...espically mimi, whom i had met in the 9th grade.

me & mimi were the dimanic duel of trouble...late nite drinking, partying, driving around with strange boys, smoking ciggies and cigars, some other things that cant be said here [mostly her. NOT ME!] and most of all cussing...the other 3 girls seemed totally against that. but we dident care because we could always be seen at the a local chines buffet eatery, with her ex-bf, and some other ppl...:D finally, we just went our separate ways...she with those girls, and me with those "other ppl" who would eventully turn on me. u_u *sigh*

she last called me during spring break 06, but i just blow her off because i could careless if she was in town, and why does she care? she made my life torture, and my "party days" ended we ended our friendship...just because its spring break doesnt mean i have to party...and besides the fact i was doing history extra credit work, and full shift at work the next day. so i told her the truth. she just got mad and hung up....then called, called, and called...luckly for dail up internet, she got the busy signal. hahaha!!

-----------------> fast forward to monday

she calls...i thought she was my mom [LOL] calling the house to ask me something. shes like "this is mimi...."

me: um..hi...

mimi [most likely high]: wanna hang out tonite? we can buy beer...

me: i dont know...i havta ask

mimi: dont worry, i'm with my friend, 'luckly' he's cool and we can 'get along with him'...

at this momen i realized that those are "friends with benefits" :? ora, wht do they want wif me? i dont do drugs either...never have, never will. this is where i switch the conversation to tv.

i keep going with all i dream of jeannie stuff, all my tv collection, my cat, my other cat, and more tv..lol.

then the call ends...i call her today.

we agree to lunch, but she doesnt know i went to the mall wif another group of friends who seem to ignore me any which they can. u_u

mother tells me mini came to the house with a "devil like face" :? enraged more like it. she demands to know where i'm and also want my cell #.

i'm still at the mall w/those ppl,when mimi calls with a evil tone of voice. "where are you!", "what are u doing", and this other stuff..except i dont tell her where i'm at..heaven forbid.

finally, i call her again when i'm home...non stop cussing from mimi over the phone.

atlast lunch...she picks me up at home in a ragggity old truck...:?

idk wht happened to that girl...she used to be "normal" slim, but now, she wears a ton of makeup to cover her zitty face [most likely from birth control pills], she is very frail looking, pale skin, shrunken eyes, baggy, but nice clothes, and very nice hair...who i'm kidding...she looked like a well dressed scacecrow or something. :?

she is very scatterbrained now and is "very out of it". i mean "way out there" she doesnt speak very well, cant pay attention for very long, seems depressed, eats alot, seems distracted, dark eyes, and she told me some things i cant tell u here.

she was also an over achiver back in hs, now she seems luckly to even pass a class...she doesnt seem interested in anything else except drugs. she used to have beatiful skin and u could have awesome conversations wif her..now its all cussing and gossip. she let herself go... maybe it for the best we parted ways.

so...today was the day i went & gave a piece of my mind to the metal art teach...but it didn't go as i had planned. but there's good news!! i think...lol.

 anyways, i went around 9 am, but the teach wasn't in his office yet. so i went to the counseling center instead to inquire about some classes. 

mother wouldn't let me take 6 or 9 hrs, so i had to settle 4 classes instead. :( i cannot believe it ...i'm 19 almost 20 and she did not let me take only 2 classes...likes she's trying to kill me with stress from work and school. :( i'll live...barely. but i'll live. :(

anyways, teach finally in office. he was cleaning it b/c he is getting a new one. i came in almost in tears and asked him why i got a "B".

then he gave me this explanation...i'll try to explain. he said it was all a/b "craftsmanship." HUH? o.0 he got a bunch of samples from my class, and the other class. he showed me examples of work that classifies as "A", "B", "C", and "F".  he also explained that my metal ptrodactlye [show u pic later] is "A" work. he also explained about the brass finish about that project, and the "workmenship" of my final project, the stop light charm bracelet. *sigh* he dident really explain why i got B. he mentioned something that the "craftsmenship is all wrong" will holding the bracelet and moved on to something else.

i also mentioned that i worked really hard on that bracelet.

1) painting the charms black, yellow, red, and green all wkend long.

2) came in thuesday during other class to work on bracelet, bracelet broke in tumbler b/c it got caught on  somone elses project, so it had to be fixed/

3) spent entire monday/wes class days spinning and sawing metal making lil circles for the bracelet. also cutting metal [teach helped me with that] for the charms, then sanding the lil pieces making them "dag tagged shape" [show u pic later].

and all the other lil things that countl. that dident work, all he said was "i know" then he drifted into another lecture about "B's arent so bad...blah blah blah" then he said to "SMILE".

i almost broke down in front of him... :? not good.

but then he said i could volunteer my lil dactlyle for the student art show! YAY! GO TEY'LIN!! (hopefully).

then a lil chat with the web design, he let me take that class, w/o all the prequicists!! yay!!

tell class scedule tomarrow..dont know wht else to take

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tomorrow, is gonna awesome--hopefully. :?

9am- mall with school, friend, carry. :D x-mas shopping!

lunch 12 noon- chilies with evil druggie/exhibitionist friend who wants 2 drag me into the toilet wif her. :( i'm a good kid! :cry:

Wednesday- friend from out of town uni. coming!! yay!! she's nice and kinda dence, but hey, she's not evil and drives an escalade. LOL

btw, i'm rooting for spock in the chess game...shoulden't suprise you. :P

take care now!

XD look at those 2...ready for battle..pitted against one in another in a game of wits, skill, and magic?! ILLOGICAL!

genie has her game face with that cute lil smile & twinkling eyes smushed by my craftsmenship mentally preparing for the chess game of the universe w/ tha vulcan himself---mr. spock. meanwhile, el spock gets a shirtless ear rub from kirk and a pep talk from dad sarek.

the fate of the universe hangs on this one chess game...which race of humaniods is the strongest...vulcans or genies. all the vulcans are gathered around  in the colosuem betting thier watered down soup on spock...the biggest gathering since the 7yr. pon'far gatherings. while all the genies are rubbing thier bottles, blinking, and doing the "head thing".

sarek says he, spock's momma, amanda, and all the vulcan race will cry thier ears off if spock loses.

major nelson is sweating bricks because the match is taking place in his living room! major healy cant stop talking because he doesnt want genie to lose, dr. bellows is standing outside the door talking pictures and threating to call general peterson, and have tony sent to the looney bin. major nelson also wants chekov and urhura to get out of the kitcken b/c thier making a big mess because they dont know to use the appliances, and urhura brought a herd of tribbles with her.

oh, genie says spock has hairy arms, and she also wants him besides major nelson. :o

i wonder if spock will be distracted by genie's half nekkiedness....i know kirk will...

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this banner was meant to look "incomplete" thank u very much, spyrick.

whoa_c: it does look like a diamond doesnt it? :)

kimbita: light at the end of the tunnel? good suggestion. :)

dave: :o looks like space, doesnt it? i have plans for this banner. ;)

atlast...some time to do stuff i wanna do. it's been ages since i last made a banner for the profile...dont even rember the last banner i made, since i rarely make them. :(

Q: wht is it?

A: untitled.  it kinda represents how i feel inside right now.

Q: hey, make me one!

A: well..maybe i'm working that...maybe yes, maybe no.

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g2g now...gonna go watch some i dream of jeannie...been dying to finish watching the rest of the s2 dvds

i'll be back

there has been alot of fog lately...thick, ugly, nasty, white fog...

forget this...i'm mad cuz i got a B in art metals :evil:

i gotta go find out why come monday :evil: