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Our marketing project is all but in the bag.

Mid-term requires additional studying.

We are commencing on the Finance case. . . yes, they are all happening on the same day.

E3 is becoming more and more attactive, especially since I have been watching movies from past E3s.

I will be anxiously awaiting the exciting revelations sure to be imbedded in each of the keynotes. Now that Kojima Productions has revealed work on another project, I am eagerly anticipating that as well.

Excuse me while I proceed to clean the apartment. . .

Too much good stuff!

The Lunch Wii Had

Most everybody in my office is an expert in cognitive psychology, user-interface design, or some form of engineering. As soon as I told them about the Wii, they suddenly became experts in marketing and branding. Sorry kids, you aren't the ones with an MBA in marketing.

It was pretty amusing hearing them go on about it though.

A simple random sampling of people I know has led to the following conclusion about the initial acceptance of the Wii name:

Disliked: 10

Liked: 1

It's true. What made it worse was that one person is a fairly avid player of interactive media. Truly Bizarro.

Wii Love L.A.

While I have briefly posted my disdain of the renaming of the Revolution as the Wii (pronounced "Wee") in other locations, I am secretly hoping Wii will be dropped for a better name.

The staff of GameSpot have ralliid the alternative miining of Wii to bii "What is it?" I am still in shock. Hopefully Wii is not to bii. Only one place holds the answers . . . Los Angeles.

If the Revolution name is truly done, then that is where the final word will be revealed. Until then. . . I will be defiant.

Regardles of the name, I am almost certain to get the system. After all, the specs aren't changing just because the name is. That back catalogue is just too tempting to let go.

The Great Resume Redo

A friend of mine has connections with a company who makes excellent games with great physics models. That friend requested a resume.

When I was perusing my experience summary, I realized reducing life to one page is just not adequate anymore. I'm amazed by some of the cool industry experiences I have had over time. . . not the least of which have been some of the beta projects I have been a part of:

WarCraft III (PC) 

Pursuit Force (PSP)

Drakan: Order of the Flame (PC)

SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs Fire Team Bravo (PSP)

WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne (PC)

EverQuest Online Adventures (PS2)

Ah, memories . . .

Official Membership

Back on Apr 22, 2003 I became an official member of this site. I emerged from the shadows of obscurity and made my presence known.

Truth be told, I was visiting weakly (spelling intended) for about three years before that.

Entry 300: Secret Origins

At one time I reveled in an old adage by a wise man: "No man knows my history."

Today the veil is removed.

I grew up on the mean streets of suburban Orange County. The only constants in life were game console releases. My father brought home an Atari 2600 when I was at the tender age of four. Together we amassed quite the library of titles to play.

Years later the NES emerged and I was smitten. Being a megalomaniac, I was accustomed to playing with power, but Nintendo Power was a source even I was not fully prepared for. I lobbied family for a pooled purchase of the system. Truly nothing else could compare to the sheer energy generated by such a sleek system. Thankfully, I was able to wait until the year after it was released for the package to be right. For my birthday, I got the core system. No Rob, no zapper, but still packed with fun!

My appetite for interactive entertainment was only diminished when I was able to substitute pen-and-paper role-playing for the excellence that was Dragon Warrior. Only when I went to college did I succumb to Dungeons & Dragons, now I develop persistent worlds for it.

My cohort in class was kind enough to point me to this online evaluation. It seemed to provide an accurate assessment of my stats:

STR: 9
INT: 15
WIS: 13
DEX: 14
CON: 10
CHR: 17

Who would've known four years of ballroom dance would be so helpful in a swordfight?

Oh, how role-playing games have changed over the years. We are on D&D 3.5, Final Fantasy XII, and surreal worlds taking real cash. I stay away for the latter only because I am positive I would lack the will to reach escape velocity for necessities such as work, family and food when I had three characters yet to reach level X0.  

During my time as an early adopter, I shared the beauty of the 2600 with my cousins, my extensive collection of NES games with friends, and my network with my roommates.

Early college was P&P role-playing heavy. I had given up watching TV and focused all of my attention on one, singular goal. One to three times a week my friends and I gathered around the board to mentally enact our epic adventures. During the last two years of college, I was being pulled back into console gaming. Ocarina of Time had scarcely come out two years after the Macarena and I learned to dance to the tune of GoldenEye. Truly it was the renaissance of gaming.

From there, it was a war of attrition. I didn’t want to buy, but plenty of offerings were made available. In the Fall of 2002 I caved. My constitution had taken a terrible hit from a bout with Mono and I failed my save versus PlayStation 2. Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance surfaced with its impressive water effects. I was in. Then, the double dose of Metroid Prime and the Wind Waker caused me to acquire the GameCube. It was not much later that I realized marriage would deprive me of access to my roommate’s X-Box. A price I was willing to pay.

With so many sunk costs, I am committed to the current generation, especially when the next generation of gaming launched the same month as the next generation of my family.

Nike tells us to play hard because life is short. But when I look at my wife and into the face of my precious child I realize families are forever. Truly, my money is best spent on my family.

Now the table is set for the banquet of banquets, but my wife reminds me I am on a diet. I can only work to make sure the taste is still sweet years down the road.

So let's raise a glass to the back catalogue.

That TimE(3)

Every year I get more and more excited to get the E3 experience.

This year's experience is drawing nigh. The pre-registration has closed and GameSpot has already flipped the switch on their E3 2006 page. Sony has chosen the VIPs, contests are drawing the final winners, and anyone who currently is without a ticket might as well be the last person standing in a game of musical chairs.

This year I am taking an entire week off of work to go, setting up the Internet for field updates, and wishing I could crash the keynotes. . .

Great companies build great [online] communities?

Suffer the Soy

I was flattered by the positive discussion surrounding yesterday's lunch blog. Who would have thought soy milk and bad food would go so well together?

Some people asked questions about the lunch deal I have. Basically, I have a great employer that keeps stocked refrigerators and an open cafeteria for all employees to draw from. We get all the drinks we can drink and $5.50 worth of lunch every day from the catered cafeteria. It is a good deal.

I had free yogurt this morning for breakfast with the granola my wife made for me. Then I topped it off with some of the other soy milk:

At a price of zero, I seem to consume more than I otherwise would.

Paid to Eat

Today in lunch history. . .

The cafeteria delivered a frightening seafood concoction for mass consumption. Fortunately work pays me to eat this stuff.

If you can't tell from the picture, it is supposed to be some Jumbalaya-like meal. Sausage, shell fish, chicken, and other mystery meats were simmered in a red-sauce then poured over yellow rice. It tasted about as good as it looks.

The Soy milk was a little carton of indulgence to wash down the mass-produced culinary horror. If you haven't tried it, do it. I prefer the vanilla flavor over the chocolate.

I just wish work was paying me to attend E3.

Bad Ads

Why are video game commercials so bad?

Other community members have complained about the lack of good commercials, but thus far I haven't seen any ads lately. This isolation comes from not watching TV, except for MSNBC in the cafeteria . . .

The last commercial I saw for a game was The Metroid Prime 2: Echoes commercial with the street lights and the woman walking through them. That was a great ad!

The only other tv ad I can remember is the PS2 Shinobi one. The best part was the game case sticking into a tree like a throwing star.

I've never seen a commercial for God of War, for Battlefield 2, for Kingdom Hearts 2, or even for Halo 2. I watch the promotional trailers on GameSpot a lot, but in the piles of trailers, I can't say any of them are reprehensible. Really.

Maybe I am just immune since I have a marketing background. . . or just bad taste. Definitely the former.