mosquito n., plural. -toes or -tos. Any vampire bug that irratates the hell out of everybody in the middle of a summer night!
mozzie n., pl. ies.slang. See
mosquito. I hate mozzies. It's summer here in New Zealand, and they bite you and leave this ugly swelling. When I get one it's usually a thick, pale lump of skin surrounding my normal, reddened skin, and it looks ugly. I can remember the days it looks more like a giant goosbump or zit or something.
Today is registration for school, so I have to get up earlier than I am accustomed to. I got up early enough to find myself with spare time and I have to say, I hate mozzies!
But one thing I particularly dislike is the whine - and how it seems to stay with you long after you've emptied 3 consecutive cans of bug spray into the room.FOr some reason, it is always my left ear, even though last night it did a fly-by past my right. I don't know if this is just be, but for the rest of the night it sounded like there was a mosquito not far to my left, a bit behind me, no matter how fast I turned my head. If I pressed my ear to the pillow, it sounded as if a mosquito was stuck in there too, struggling to get out and yet, still sounding as if it was flying normally. Very hard to ignore.
I get mozzies almost every night, which is a change from last year. I guess someone didn't take care of their stagnant pools. But on the one night I have to sleep well, I get... two.
For a long time I thought it was just my right ear having a 'sound relapse' as it were, especially since the'virtual whines' don't have to match. But when I heard this noise start waaaavveerrring closer, HUTTAH! I snatched at the bug spray, picked it up from the floor where I knocked it, tried to find the right way around so I wouldn't poison myself, and sprayed above my desk (where the window was and the sound was originating). Now it was just my left ear again and sleep was still not coming too well.
Seems, like I managed to get up today anyway, but why don't I give you some tips about mozzies:
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1. Mozzies are attracted to people that have recently eaten bananas.
2. Mozzies are attracted to people that are wearing blue.
3. Mozzies particularly like children and/or blondes.
4. Only small females bite (use blood for eggs), the males have nectar, but squish males anyway because females won't bite if there are no eggs, so just in case.
5. Mozzies lay their eggs in stagnant (not moving and now kinda yuck) pools of water. If you can get rid of these from your property, tada, less mozzies!
6. If you find mozzie larvae in a pool, put a drop or two of detergent or soap in the water. It will break the water tension and the larvae will drown.
If you remember all that, you'll be fairly well armed against mozzies, right?
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