welcome to edition number 2 of the Preview Blog.
Day 5 of the FIFA World Cup is coming with three big matches.
- south korea vs togo (G)
- france vs switzerland (G)
- brazil vs croatia (F)
With school in the morning I won't be watching all three games tonight (it's on very late over here in Australia) but the plan is to watch as much as Korea vs Togo as I can and then go to sleep before waking up at 4:30am (adelaide time) to watch the champions Brazil take on Croatia.
I am really looking forward to this game for many reasons. Brazil are very entertaining to watch because they have many great players (Ronaldinho, Ze Roberto, Ronaldo, Adriano just to name a few). I also want to watch it because it has a big effect on Australia's chances of qualifiying. Although I am an England fan, I still want Australia to do well and reach Round 2. The best possible result for Australia is a Brazil win because then the Aussies can let Brazil get their wins and qualify for Round 2 and then get the job done in that final game against Croatia. Another reason why I want to watch this game is because one of my mates is actually Croatian so I would like to say how they go (my friend isn' very confident and I don't blame him).
Let me know your thoughts on the three game from day 6.
-What game are you most looking forward to and why?
- Who will win the matches?
JOKES OF THE DAY: EDITION 1
Welcome to edition one of jokes of the day.
Today's subject is Australia because comb_over made a couple of jokes about England in one of his recent blogs so I thought I would return the favour.
this one shows how smart aussies really are
1.An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".
The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"
aussies can be sensitive aswell
2.Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
australia is run by the smartest man alive...
3.An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The best NBA Basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die..." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, I am the most ambitious woman in the world, I am also a New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Howard , said, "I am the Prime Minister of Australia, I have a great responsibility being the leader of a great nation. And above all I'm the most intelligent Prime Minister in Australian history, so Australia's people won't let me die".
So he put on the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, as a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left for you. Australia's most intelligent Prime Minister has taken my school backpack.
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