Nice job correcting him...you ARE a dumb kid.

Because it's Jerry Lewis' Labor Day Troll-a-thon

No one cares about your links Scroton1

I like to address you as adickgamer114...deal with it!

adickgamer114 = secret sony fan...he has a nathan drake avatar...lol

From Nintendo to Microsoft, does anyone really expect them to downplay ANY aspect of their respective systems? If it were made of cow dung, the stench would be "just the way our manufacturing process comes off through odor" and the fact it's flat on the bottom and circular means "it will dissipate heat faster". These articles are pointless.

He originally meant to compare it to the size of Uranus...then thought better of it and made it even bigger!

@Gen007 No one will bash their own company. The console could be made of cow shit and they would explain how the round shape is conducive to heat dissipation!

I love how they say he is unfazed...as if he was in a trance, or denial or something! :p

Seriously though, Wii U sales are certainly going to pick up with the price drop and more compelling software soon to arrive on the system.

Will this thing be powered by electricity or steam? I'm expecting that to be the next report...it's getting pretty ridiculous!