It's hardly what I would consider a true ass-whoopin, but it looks as if Sony learned from the mistakes it made with the launch of the PS3.

@instigator81 @FarginIcehole @cmat35 It was funny and sad at the same time. It's just a reminder of how reliant on and accustomed to technology we have become and the Xbox One is no different in this aspect. But, someone should make sure the instruction manual covers this in the event your Xbox One won't accept voice commands.

@ZombieGuy78 @FarginIcehole @cmat35 And to think...those fools may be in charge of providing care for us in our golden years!

**eats gun**

@puukusa @FarginIcehole No...and someone above stated he/she is a Kiwi and even said "Oi". Amazing!

@Oogazi In Austrailia, you have to say "Xbox One On...OIY"

@cmat35 That reminds me of a time I went to a restaurant that had regular faucet knobs on the sink to wash your hands in the restroom. Some kid about 12 years old walked in and waved his hand under the faucet. When he didn't get water, he had a puzzled look and had NO IDEA how to turn on the water. Yes...this is the society we have created!

@frogiggy323 Your choice of CPU or GPU at launch...but not both...nooooooo

@HonorOfGod @FarginIcehole Are you suggesting I purchase a next-gen system with only 2 games between the 2 systems that interests me? Killzone Shadowfall is one...the other, and I am absolutely ashamed to say it...is Forza 5!

@translucent17 @FarginIcehole lol...ever see Johnny Dangerously?

"You lousy cork-suckers! You have violated my fargin rights..."

Roman Moroni was hilarious

@HonorOfGod @FarginIcehole I've never regretted a purchase for Nintendo hardware, but I have also made sure there were games I wanted to play on the system before I got one. The library is picking up a little bit and I'm really looking forward to Sonic: Lost World and Super Mario 3D World.