NOTE: There might be some minor Spoilers.
The movie was awesome, definitely one of the best this year so far. I enjoyed it more then TMNT and maybe a little more then 300. Unfortunately it looks like the movie didn't do as well as predicted and will likely be considered a failed project, financially anyway. I saw the movie at noon on Easter Sunday and there were about 10 people total in the theater. From the fake trailers, to the cheesy dialogue, the look of the characters and the setting, and the grainy film reel effect, the movie had this feel of a 70s B-movie and you felt like you were no longer in the year 2007. It opens with some 70s graphics/text that said "Prevues of Coming Attractions" and then you see a trailer for a fake movie called "Machete." This was probably the best of the trailers. Total over the top cheese fest about a scarred up Mexican, who's a bad ass lookin dude hired to kill a politician. His employers turn on him and shoot him as he's about to kill the target. So he's out to get "revenge." Then you see him killing tons of people in various comedic and entertaining ways, and even sleeping with his ex-boss's wife and daughter. There's one shot where you see the guy wearing a trenchcoat, he opens it up and you see dozens and dozens of machetes in all the pockets and sown into the inside of the jacket. It's so frickin hilarious.
So now it's time for the feature presentation and we are treated with another crappy lookin 70s style graphics/text with the words "Feature Presentation." Then there is a short little animated sequence of a cougar or a mountain lion (not sure what exactly but a big cat of some sort) and then it roars and it says "Restricted." I wonder if this is really what the ratings looked like back then? The first movie is Planet Terror (by Robert Rodriguez). It's a typical zombie horror movie where an entire town gets infected when they are exposed to some sort of gas and then turn into zombies. The military gets involved (Bruce Willis has a small part in it) and then the survivors try to escape. There's a ton of gore and a ton of swearing. I've seen a lot of zombie movies and this one is actually one of the better ones. It doesn't try to be serious, it's just over the top action and gore. If you went into this movie expecting it to be gripping and serious, you'd be disappointed. I guess it kinda has that "Feast" or "Cabin Fever" feeling.
When Planet Terror is over, there areno credits and no intermission, just a few more trailers and then Death Proof starts. There were three trailers this time, "Don't," "Thanksgiving," and something called "Werewolf Women of the SS" (I think that was the title). The Nazi one was done by Rob Zombie, and surprisingly was the worst, it was entirely forgettable. All I remember is there was some boobs and some crappy lookin werewolves. I was expecting a great fake trailer from Rob Zombie. The "Don't" one was funny but it got old real quick. The narrator talked slowly the entire time. Every sentence was like "If....you're....thinking.....of.....opening.....that......door.......DON'T" and then something "scary" would happen. The first time it was funny but it got old real fast. "Don't look in the basement, Don't look under the bed, etc." The last trailer was Thanksgiving. This one was done by the dude who did "Hostel." Basically it's some dude dressed up as a pilgrim going around killing people. Pretty gorey and the end of it was quite disturbing.
Okay now time for "Death Proof." This is the one done by Quentin Tarantino. This movie is has an entirely different tone to it. It's not an over the top gore-fest but rather a more serious movie with a lot of suspense towards the end. Not a lot of gore (some) but a TON of swearing. It doesn't look like it's from the 70s, in terms of the film reel quality, it looks like it was done today. But the setting, clothing, music, etc look like they are from the 70s. One thing to note is while both movies look like they are from the 70s, I found it odd that people were using cell phones the whole time. This movie is really really slow and pretty boring until the very end. Basically it's about two different "groups" of girls and their encounters with a stuntman who goes by the name of "Stuntman Mike," played by Kurt Russell (fantastic job by the way). The first group are having a reunion. One of the chicks is a local radio DJ. While on air that day she describes one of her friends. She says if you see her, call her Butterfly, buy her a drink, and recite this poem (I don't remember the words) and if they do all that she will give you a lapdance. So they go to a bar and this is where they encounter "Stuntman Mike." The second group of girls are actresses and are on a break from a film shoot in town. One of them is a car freak and sees an ad for a 1970 white Dodge Challenger, very similar to the one used in the film "Vanishing Point." They take the car out for a spin, do some crazy stunts on it and then they have their encounter with Stuntman Mike. I don't want to spoil anything for you but this movie is a slow and constant build up to the very end of the movie which is a fantastic car chase and I assume it's similar to the aforementioned "Vanishing Point." The ending is a little surprising but it's frickin awesome. Throughout most of the movie it's a TON of dialogue which ends up being mostly pointless, especially at the beginning. So if you're like me, and don't like missing something and going to take a leak in the middle of the movie, the best time to get up during this 3 hour film is right after the fake trailers and right when Death Proof starts. You won't miss a thing, trust me.
You may have read that there are "missing reels" in the movie. Which I guess is what happened back in the 70s during the grindhouse movies. Well there are only 2 missing reels. Both of them are sexual. They didn't cut out any gore, or at least I assume they didn't. I doubt they would have advanced the plot at all, just some naked flesh to stare at.
Overall this is a fantastic double feature. Highly recommended to any fan of horror or suspense films. I'd say the best thing is to go into the movie not expecting some serious movie, with a complicated plot and great acting. This movie is a tribute to the exploitation films of the 70s with over the top action, gore and cheesy dialogue. I'm sure this will become a cult movie in the future.
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