..............
What to blog about....

OH YEAH!
I guess youse are all wondering what my blog title is all about...

Well guess first and then click below to see if you were right...

[spoiler] my new expensive gel pen that has a ribbed grip for my pleasure!
duh.
:roll::wink: [/spoiler]

Anyhooooooo.
SOOOOOOO cold today at work.

Not much to blog about.
:P

TV I'm watching atm on TV
Heroes
Desperate Housewives
NCIS
Rove Live
Grey's Anatomy
How I Met Your Mother
My Name Is Earl
(Not including daily ones like The Simpsons, Neighbours etc.)


TV I'm watching atm on DVD
Six Feet Under
Charmed
Desperate Housewives
Will & Grace
Friends


Books I'm reading ATM
My American Journey - Colin Powell
'Twas only reading this for Library, but is actually quite an interesting book.
:wink:

Trickster's Queen - Tamora Pierce
About the 50th time I've read this one,
a sequel to Trickster's Choice.
Pretty good books, kinda fantasy and whatnot.

Moral Dilemna
I am inviting some of the chicas in my c.l.a.s.s to my birthday, at the movies.
Now there is this one girl, who is reeeeeally annoying.
And i don't wanna invite her.
But then I'd feel bad, cos I'm inviting practically everyone else.
:|
advice?
:D:D


I've also gone up 3% today.
I am now Level 1, 86%.
:roll:
Damn glitches.
When we get our normal levels back,
that 3% better be added to it again.
:lol::P:D

Time: 12.11 AM

Pretty early today eh?

:wink:

Loff Kweenie xoxo

Queen Latifah: "Did you smoke these?"
Emma Thompson: "No, they came pre-smoked. :roll:"
- Stranger Than Fiction, 2005

Hehe.
Random movie quote generator , that was on Emerald's blog.
Provided mucho entertainment.
:wink:


Helen!!
[spoiler] I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Helen lasts forever.
:wink:

Few men ever swapped more than one Helen with Sean Regan.
:|

Listen to them. Children of the Helen. What music they make.
*lalalala*

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my awesome Helen. That's the price she has to pay.
haha what's an 'awesome Helen,' you ask?
:wink:

I want that Helen, not excuses.
mmhmm!

I am serious ... and don't call me Helen.
damn straight!

Helen, for lack of a better word, is good.
I am.
:D:D

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Helen' at will to old ladies.

aaaaaaand..

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Helen killed the beast.
:lol::lol: [/spoiler]


Talkin to Newbie.
[spoiler] I see dead Newbie.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Newbie.

I defy you! Come and kneel before Newbie!

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Newbie!

One Newbie's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Corrupting Newbie? Where we're going we don't need corrupting Newbie.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty corrupting Newbie.

You're gonna need a bigger corrupting Newbie.

and definitely the best...
I met Newbie today. We are playing chess.
:):D [/spoiler]


Random word from the aforementioned N...
[spoiler] I've got a feeling we're not in Banana anymore.

One morning I shot an elephant in my banana. How he got in my banana, I don't know.

Go back to the banana. You shall not pass.

They may take away our banana, but they'll never take our freedom!

Do not go into the banana. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old banana for dinner.
:|

And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best banana in the world...

Houston, we have a banana. [/spoiler]


For Jess,
my smore-makin' whore buddieeee.
:D:D
[spoiler] I'm king of the booger smores!

You take the blue booger smores - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

First rule of Booger Smores Club is - you do not talk about Booger Smores Club.

They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into booger smores.
Fits, doesn't it?
:P

I'll be booger smores.

Pay no attention to that man behind the booger smores!
:lol:
That's ME!
wait no, my brother.
:P

I find your lack of booger smores disturbing.
Indeed.
:P:D

This booger smore attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

Killing me won't bring back your booger smores.

You talking to booger smores?

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little booger smores, too! [/spoiler]


My annoying neighbour came over...
[spoiler] I am not an annoying neighbour! I am a human being. I am a man.

Annoying Neighbour, for lack of a better word, is good.

A annoying neighbour. Shaken, not stirred.

We can't stop here. This is annoying neighbour country.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my annoying neighbour. Prepare to die! [/spoiler]



Just for Sassy,
seeing as I had 3 YouTube videos open.
:lol::P:D
[spoiler] I'll get you, my pretty, and your little evil YouTube, too!

Here's looking at evil YouTube, kid.

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the evil YouTube.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel evil YouTube?' Well, do ya, punk?

If you build it, evil YouTube will come.

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what an evil YouTube! What an evil YouTube!

To evil YouTube, and beyond! [/spoiler]



Still in the Barbie state of mind...

[spoiler] This is the West, sir. When the Barbie and Ken divorce becomes fact, print the Barbie and Ken divorce.

I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Barbie and Ken divorce. [/spoiler]



Glitterrrrrrrrr.

[spoiler] After all, tomorrow is another glitter!

Glitter, for lack of a better word, is good.

Say hello to my little glitter!

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take glitter anymore!

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its glitter.

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your glitter together and blow.

This glitter attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

We'll always have Glitter.

I could dance with you 'til the glitter come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the glitter 'til you came home.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy glitter. [/spoiler]

Time: 1.42 AM.

Loff Kweenie xoxo

"I wanna show you the roof. It's upstairs." - Cora, Music & Lyrics.
Was watching this yesterday,
and found this line mildly hilarious.

WHeeeeeeeeeeee.
My net has once again been crapped up for the last few days,
so I missed heeeeeeeaps of blogs.
My apologies,
my usual blopping schedule shall resume tomorrow,
so I shall stop by most of yours then.
:D:D

Pictures.

Michelle made this in Graphix for me,
based on the "I crap rainbows" icon.



And I made this one myself.
(Click on the image to see it better) :)
It looked pretty good,
until I added in the background thingy.
Erase-ering and cutting everyway.
Totally f-cked it up.
Think I'll fix it up tomorrow.
:D





Second of all.
To Angel (Spoonagain).
Who's bday I missed yesterday on account of absence.
:oops:
HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY!

BTW: If you are new to my blog,
please note,
I do NOT have an obsession,
mild or not,
with any of the things I am about to show yas.
:lol::D

Everyone's here to celebrate!
(The two guys in the top right hand corner look a little too excited...
if ya know what I mean.
:wink:



Enjoy your caaaaaake darl.



And your pink lemonade.



Oops we'll need cutlery.
:lol:



PARTY HATS!!!

And your presents.

*drumroll*

Malibu Barbie™ and Malibu Barbie ™ Beach Pad™ included!

A Ken™ doll, so Barbie™ and Ken™ can keep producing Kelly™s.



Of course, both of them drive gas-guzzling SUVs.




Tickets to the limited time only Barbie™ Convention in ...
where else?
MALIBU!

Aaaaaaaaaaaand...

[spoiler] Of course it's not Barbie™...
You really think I'd have BARBIE again?:roll:

It's Polly Pocket™!!!!!
(Not sure if you guys have this, or if it's just Australia.
But w/e

Polly Pocket™ Ride-In Stable!!!!
:D:D [/spoiler]

For those of you who were overloaded by pink-ness..
[spoiler]

Naw Kidding...

[/spoiler]

hehehehehe.



Wheeeeeeeeee.


4 more days til BB and Greta's bday.
5 more til Alex's.
And 14 more til MIIIIIINE.
:D:D

I better get off seeing as it's 3.20 am...

:oops:

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Loff Kweenie xoxo

"You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will be shown to the world in Helen's blog." - Oba, 2007.
Wise words.
:P



I found these in my scrapbook a week ago or so,
and gave them to the girls who are in the picture.
From end of last year, when we all went to go see Eragon.
wheeeeeee.

this is the original...



and then michellina helped me edit it,
seeing as she has photoshop.
I got her to add the writing, and a cool filter effect.

and i have crappy free download photoplus.
ain't it cute?
:P:D
'tis gonna be my new myspace pic as well.
From the back, that's Suwen with the wide smile,
Kim in the other corner with the glasses,
Rachael in the middle,
me, as you know, in the bottom corner,
and Michelle in the other bottom corner.


i reeeeeeeeeeally need to get photoshop.
(preferably Elements)
but it's like 130 AUD, the cheapest one.



YAYYYYY!
No school tomorrow,
on account of it being a sport day,
and I am not doing it this year!
I put my foot down!
:P

So that means this week will be a 4 day week again.
For the past few weeks my school days have been sooooo whacked.
Because of school holidays, public holidays and doctor's appointments.

[spoiler] 4 day school week.
4 DAY weekend.
(Yep that's right 4 DAYS!!)
3 DAY school week.
(Yep it gets better 3 DAYSSSSS!)
3 day weekend. [/spoiler]

and now a 4 day school week, split up through the middle!
How awesome is that?
8)


Anyhoo.
Was looking on Google Images for 'bubble wrap' to keep newbie safe...from herself.
:P
When I found THESE little dooziees.

[spoiler] Look at this one!!!
And this one. [/spoiler]


Neat eh?
:wink:
Which has spawned a bubble wrap Googling session!
:D:D

[spoiler]

Google-Bubble wrap

Wiki-Bubble wrap

VIRTUAL BUBBLE WRAP!

Dress made of bubble wrap...
How awesome is that?

Colours!
:D:D

Click on the image to see the amazing detail.
[/spoiler]


Loff Kweenie xoxo

PostScript.
Will continue the random emails tomorrow...
STAY TUNED!!
:D:D

"Honey, I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm." - Karen Walker, Will & Grace.


Everybody introducing....
ME-SHELL!
My bestest buddy in the whole wide world,
Michelle and I met 2 and a half years ago at the beginning of Year 7.
Where I found her a little snobby and quiet (hehe which she doesn't know yet)
Now she's my b!tch.
:D:D

Anyhoo.
She joined a few months ago as MichLovesGreys .
But due to lack of socialising she dropped off the map.
:P
Being the tvDOTcom n00b she is however,
she asked me to help advertise her blog.
And being the kind, benevolent person I am,
I like to use my power for the good of others.
:D:D

So yah.
Visit her blog every now and then.
She loves drinks eats breathes and even POOPS Grey's Anatomy.
She is the person who manipulated me into joining debating.
Which I now OFFICIALLY hate.
:)
Her other favourites are probably same as mine:
She's The Man (wheeeeeeee)
Mean Girls (wheeeeeeee)
Breaking Free sequence from High School Musical (wheeeeeeeee)
and
she has these puppy dog eyes that sometimes she does.
Which she swears she doesn't do on purpose.
But I'm watching her.
:P
EDIT: Michelle and I are going to be a stage duo,
performing Breaking Free from the hit Disney Channel Original Movie, High School Musical.
STAGE NAME - Michlen, or Helchelle?
:D:D

Anyhoo.
It is now Monday, 8 pm.
I have been awake since Sunday, 6 am.
You do the maths.
School was surprisingly easy.
Felt a little drowsy in the morning.
But was fine after that.
Handeded in my essay, and a HUGE weight lifted off my shoulders.

Ya know what's weird?
The less you sleep, the better you feel.
Too much sleep makes you drowsy.
DAMN YOU AFTERNOON NAPS.
I no longer take afternoon naps.
Haven't in ages.
*nostalgia*

I am now sooooo energetic.
:D:D


Now as you may have realised.
In my c.l.a.s.s in our pretty close group.
We have strange conversations.
Such as the crotch one the other day.
And Suwen discussing my boobs.
Today.
It went one step further.
And BTW, all of this is us talking randomly.
:P


Me: Alex, your bosom is looking fuller today.
Alex: Why thank you.
Me: Kim I like your rack also.
Kim: *posh voice* Why I like yours too darling!
Suwen: (who seems to be mesmerised by the so-proclaimed-beauty of my chest :P) No offence, but Helen's boobs are nicer.
*girls at table crack up*


Emails between Michelle, Suwen, Wynn and I started out as a discussion about Dim Sim....

[spoiler]
From: Suwen
To: Michelle
Wynn
Helen
Subject: Dim Sum
Date: Sun, 10 Jun 2007

I think that, as a group of Chinese adolescents and common eaters of Dim Sum, we should discuss our favourite foods from such Dim Sum eateries.

I volunteer the prawn dumpling otherwise known as ha gau, and the c.l.a.s.s.i.c cha siu bao. [/spoiler]
i'd just like to point out I'm VIETNAMESE.
although i wasn't in the original email.
so meh.

then it went to....

[spoiler] From: Wynn
To: Suwen
Michelle
Helen
Subject: RE: Dim Sum
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007

oh yeah once my mum got coriander from Nuygen Phat shop near IGA and she kept expressing how miserable looking it was to this vietnamese woman and she got it for free :) Boo yeah go mum.


From : Suwen
Michelle
Helen
Wynn
Subject : RE: Dim Sum
Date: Monday, 11 June 2007


Well, my mum tends to steal white outs and glue sticks from her office.... oh, and uses their p-touch labeller and photocopier a bit TOO regularly, if you get my drift... [/spoiler]

then suddenly a few emails later we got off-topic...

[spoiler]
From: Wynn
To : Michelle
Helen
Suwen
Subject: RE: Dim Sum
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007

to suwen: LOL cardboard with bumps. No, its more like, "those little mosquito bites will grow into big juicy, juicy
mangoes"..HAHA...bandaids.

to mich: yes. yes i do stuff things down my top and/or bra. thats not weird at all. i mean if the boys really want to steal ur phone or money jsut stuff it down ur top so they cant get to it. unless they're REALLY REALLY Desp.

to helen: ummm...cant remember what i had to say to you. um.."you have beautiful eyes"..

Love, Wynn [/spoiler]

TO BE CONTINUED...

Loff kweenie xoxo

"There are Asian people in Sweden???" - Once again, my 17 year old sis Linda is a regular Einstein.
:P

Wheeeeeeeee.
it's 3 am exactly as I write this.
[spoiler] FOR ONCE I'M ON AT EARLY MORNING HOURS
AND NO ONE ELSE IS!!!
:P [/spoiler]

I have been up since 9 am yesterday (Sunday)

I had an essay to write, on Schindler's List.

Around 4-6 weeks ago we watched the movie.
(I only saw part of it 'cos I was away :oops: )
3 weeks ago teacher gave us a due date, for 2 weeks.
Me? :D
Because of debating got a 2 day extension, to last Friday.
Me? :D
Because of debating AGAIN, got a whole weekend's extension.
So it's due today (Monday).
And as of yesterday afternoon, I had done...
*drumroll*
ZILCH.

so I planned it while I was at work.
In the car.
Got home.
Shower etc etc took me til 11pm approx.
so I thought,
"Better start writing my essay!"
Cos that's the kind think-ahead-person-I-am.
:P
so writing writing, sister fell asleep, brother fell asleep.
Despite their claims of 'staying up all night.'
:roll:
and I finished my first draft at 2 am ON THE DOT!
according to the DVD time.

Went on computer to type up my second draft.
Thought, I'll just go on tvDOTcom for a bit, I deserve a break.
And here I am 1 hour later.
Haven't even STARTED on it.
Bleh.
Better go do it now.
:)


Thanks for all the WONDERFUL comments yesterday.
My favourites?
:P

[spoiler]
MuteTroubadouR Explode? I highly highly doubt it Kweenie's sister. When you hold in your turd, you start to cramp yes? this is because the poop is pushing its way back up the smaller intestine rather the coming out the usual way. lol it extremely rarely makes it all the way before you can push it back out again or eat enough crap to make it running (this is called priming the turd) but I think there have been reported cases of the poo actually coming out of the mouth. Though I think it is very dangerous and only happens if you're constipated and not just holding it in for kicks.

(please don't ask how I know so much about poo!)

billy_cruise899 Honey, what is this? What's happening? What's with the tears?

Let me tell you - how about getting you a new nicer stepdad for your birthday, huh? How about that? (Or you prefer my credit card to charge yourself some happy?)

Do you love my poodle? I do!

With love (actually, I don't care),
Karen Walker, you know, from Will & Grace?

Miss_Box about your stepdad...what an arse.
Want me to bite him? [/spoiler]
hehe.


Random Note
My sister and I have taken to copying Just Jack's mannerisms and actions,
from Will & Grace.
Personal favourite - The one from the ep where he dyes Elliot's hair blonde,
and he goes to Elliot's mother,
"At least his hair says something now.
It says POW BAM!"
And he does this funny cheering action.
Some will know what I'm talkin bout.
:P

Congrats to Alex(aplourey) for his anniversary!
2 years.
Congrats, toots!
:lol::D

Question
Which Molly Ringwald movie?


Pretty In Pink


Breakfast Club

or


Sixteen Candles?

I like ALL of them,
but Sixteen Candles is a favourite.
And no, I am not THAT old
to have watched them waaaaay back when they first came out.
Sorry oldies.
:P
Saw em on DVD.
:lol:

Yay I seem to have gone up 8% in a day!
:lol::P:D

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:D

Well my mum's gonna be awake in an HOUR so I better get crackin'.
:P

Loff Kweenie xoxo

"If you didn't poop, would you explode?" - My sister Linda,
once again the 17 year old genius.
BTW: I explainededed to her that you would probably start vomiting faeces.
:)

EDIT:Ok, for some reason people think my address is a fake.
[spoiler] Helen Le
18 Dandenong Way,
Alexander Heights,
WA Perth 6064
See??
It's even on Google!
BTW Feel free to stalk meh.
:P [/spoiler]
I have no idea why!!!
Just because it ain't as complicated as some peoples,
as I know some people on here's addresses are a bit more wordy and number-y.
Someone please enlighten me?
:D:D

Happy blog.

[spoiler] Wheeeee.
Writing this blog to the sound of my little sister Sophia laughing.
Almost as bad as her crying.
:roll:

but now she can:
recognise her name.
sit up in her reclining chair.
hold toys.
hug people when they hold her. :D
oh and an old favourite,
(which she could do since she was born,
but she did it to me today)
puked on me.
:)


She's gonna be an alkie-hoh-leek! when she's older...

My friend saw this and was like
":shock: your sister has no face!"

my lil bro Fraser and Sophia.

A rare moment of SILENCE.

No, that ain't my ass.... :P
...I don't think.
lawl.

She loves to lie on her tummy...
and pose for the camera.

Went shopping today.
WAS going to get Battlestar Galactica: Season 1.
but NO STORES WHATSOEVER HAD IT.
They only had the Mini-series,
and Season 2.
so I'll just watch s1 on the net.
Can anyone find a link for me for the BSG pilot and the few eps after that?
Bleh.
tv-links only has a 5 minute preview, from Veoh.
And dailymotion specific search sucks.
Bleh.

I DID however get
Friends Season 9
because my sister and I haven't seen S9 or 10.
and
House Season 1
because it was 70 bucks down to 30.
:)

Which means my TV shows on DVD collection now includes...
*trumpets*
Friends Season 9
House Season 1
and
Family Guy Season 3.
:lol:
lawl.
pathetic I know, compared to some of yours.
*coughGretacough*
but I mostly collect movies.
I am in the process of un-tv-n00b-ifying myself.
:lol:

Neeext on my list to get:
SG1 Season 1 - Which I found a copy of for only $50.
(which is cheaper than the other one i saw for 70)
Friends Season 10 - Which I haven't seen yet,
then Seasons 6, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 and 8 in that order.
Six Feet Under: Season 1
Grey's Anatomy Season 1
BSG Season 1.

yes, I know I can watch them on the net.
But it's just sooooo much easier to watch on DVD.


ooh ooh!
I also watched my first episode of NCIS the other day,
Frame Up! (Season 3.09)
hehe.
Very good, especially since I'd avoided all those crime shows
(CSI, Law & Order etc.)
DiNozzo's not too bad either.
hehe.
funny show.
cept for the part where there were these severed legs there.
gonna start watching it from the beginnng now, from the video store.

AND.
today's my 6 month-aversary.
:D:D [/spoiler]

Angry blog.

[spoiler] Reason why I hate my stepdad
- Nothing's good enough for him.
I quote: "Why did you get only ONE award at the end of last year?"
- He called me fat.
- He called my piano playing sh!t,
even though I have been playing since I was 9,
and have been teaching MYSELF for the last year and a half.
- He called me a retard.
- After he called me all the crap I went to bed crying
and he asks me why am I crying,
he 'didn't do anything wrong.'

I now know why some kids run away from home.
Only reason I don't is that I have nowhere to go.
:( [/spoiler]

Birthday Wish List
[spoiler] Bday is in 3 weeks.
soooo.
makin' a list.
lawl.

Money(For clothes, to extend my DVD collection etc)
and.
a fairy floss maker. (cotton candy)
which hopefully one of my sis' are getting me.
yes, i really do want one of them for my bday.
lawl.
I HEART FAIRY FLOSS.
mmmmm.

i am definitely getting a network card for my laptop from my parents.
So I will finally get the net on there.
and then for my bday i will FINALLY be able to join in the msn chat.
because i can get up early and go on the laptop.
:P:D [/spoiler]

Loff Kweenie xoxo

"Gotta get under your skin and make you dream of me tonight :D"

Who said this to me?
clueeeeees.
initials on here: F.D.
Real name starts with D.
SV.
Holland.
:lol::D

BAAAAAAAH.
it's cold.
it's cold in the morning.
it's cold at school.
it's cold in the afternoon.
it's cold at night.
IT'S MOTHER-FREAKIN' COLD.

so what do I do each night?
(and no, it's not something dirty, quite the opposite infact)
:P

I put on my school uniform the night before!
Which consists of:
my school top.
pants, obviously, instead of my usual skirt.
a jacket.
socks.
underwear (OBVIOUSLY!)
sometimes I put on an extra pair of shorts for,
as my sister so eloquently named it,
"butt heat."


Ingenious I tell you.
It means I won't have to get up in the freezing cold,
and stand there ...bare :lol:
in between putting on clothes.

it also saves time.
'cos my siblings and I usually wake at 8 am.
school starts at 8.40.
and if we wake up reeeeal late.
I am already dressed, with my bag packed.
:D:D
we're usually late anyway, cos my sister and her bathroom routines.
:roll:
but yeah.
lawl.


Hmmm.
Just stopped by the Cabin Fever game after like a month,
and amauriel I think it was had found THIS SITE .
Best damn idea EVER!
:lol:
Humanity makes me sad.
:P


Sarah Silverman disses Paris Hilton ,
if you haven't already seen it.


Conversation we had at school today...

*everyone sitting at lunchtable*
Michelle: Tim, you have crumbs on your crotch!
*ensues in 75% of us automatically turning to look*
*Tim doubles over and blushes*
Me: Michelle, you have crumbs on your ass! Oops, I mean, your inseam!
*ensues in 75% of us automatically turning to look*
*ensues in my getting up and gesturing at MY inseam*

This is just so I can print this off at school tomorrow.
Bits and pieces of my debating speech.
[spoiler] Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We the affirmative team are here to show why human rights should be put ahead of trade. I will be addressing the social issues of this topic.

Rebuttals here.

BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS
Human rights are what every living person should deserve in life, to be able to function properly. There are the basic needs, such as shelter, clean water and food. However, we believe that human rights can include things such as: the right to an education, the right to healthcare and social services, a familial structure within which to grow, freedom of speech and freedom in life, equality and justice under the law, equality in the society without being discriminated against regardless of race or sex, own personal privacy and a safe environment in which to live in.


AUSTRALIA'S INDIGENOUS PEOPLES + THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS
Australia's indigenous people, the Aborigines, currently have one of the worst humanitarian circumstances, in relation to Australia's wealth and power. Many Aborigines die or suffer from common preventable diseases,

AUSTRALIA - WORST HUMAN RIGHTS CONDITIONS - AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL
No idea...

DAVID HICKS
David Hicks, an Australian citizen was captured and detained 5 years ago on crimes of terrorism, without a fair trial. His current prison cell, in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, is a bleak, white room, with only his bed, and a small slit of a glass window, which looks out into the corridor. There is never any natural light, and he is in solitary confinement for up to 23 hours a day. Other inmates used words such as despair, loneliness, abandonment from the outside world and tedium to describe the conditions in the cells. Imagine that. Many people wouldn't be able to. So why would we do that to another person? David Hicks, no matter what crimes he did or didn't commit, is still a human being. His rights would be to have equality and justice under the law, and to be treated properly, even while being imprisoned. This is a case of a person's human rights being seriously violated.

AUSTRALIA'S REFUGEE TRADING SYSTEM WITH US
Must research official name [/spoiler]
if anyone knows anything more bout that stuff please help.
:D:D

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Tis now nearly 2 am so I be off to bed.
:D:D

Loff Kweenie xoxo

Heyaaaaaaaa.
*sigh*
4 day weekend ends in about 8 minutes.
and i have an essay that i haven't started due in 96 hours.
speech copy that i haven't started due in 10 hours.
oh well.
i'll just say i haven't finished it.
:D:D

YIPPEEE!
june.
Lots of b'days this month.
on the very last day of the financial year, 30th, MINE.
14th - Angel's aka Spoonagain.
20th - Greta AND BB's aka gmvail23 and bbntom55
:|
Creepy, eh?
21st - Alex's aka aplourey
wheeeeeeee.
plus hailey's aka asian-nrrd, who was born on the 3rd of july with her twin sister.
lawl.
obviously.
yay winter babies.
who else is in june?
:D:D
Oh, and SHOUTOUT to two of my best friends, Caitlyn and Laura, who are twins, and were born on the 3rd of JUNE.
freaky.

GEOGRAPHY

i feel good.
last week I taught my friend Caity, that Holland is another name for the Netherlands.

social studies c.l.a.s.s
*me working on my WWII map of europe*
*caity walks over*
Caity: helen, where is holland?
me: *points to it on the map like the helpful person i am*
:D:D
caity: oh! then where's the netherlands?
me: umm, holland IS the netherlands.
caity: ohhhhh! so they weren't lying!
me: :| huh??
caity: *starts going on about how some of the boys in our c.l.a.s.s told her it was also the netherlands,
and then they told her holland was in DENMARK or something*
me: hahahahhahahahahahahhaa.
:lol:
yes, interesting dialogue us nerds have.

MIKA
I HEART MIKA.
seriously he rocks so much.
he was on Rove Live yesterday, one of my favourite shows .(that's rove talkin' to elmo!!!)
and he was wearing a white shirt with this cartoon with an arrow through it's head.
jeans.
orange shoes with fluoro laces.
and 3 watches.
which he couldn't even read apparently.
lawl.
plus HIS ALBUM IS SO AWESOME.
GET HIS ALBUm
AND...
he sounds good live , unlike heaps of singers...(that's a YouTube link there :D:D)

yippee for mika.
lawl.

B!TCHFIGHT
well my sister and i had a huuuge fight yesterday.
which involved my slamming the front door, and then hiding in the cinema room.
i heard her looking for me outside, then upstairs.
then she pretended like she was gettin the baby a bib.
my arm still smarts where she slapped me.
and worst of all.
SHE MAIMED MY CHIN.
she scratched it.
and DREW BLOOD.
now there's a SCAR.
a PERMANENT SCAR.
:S
shall post a picture of it tomorrow hopefully.
domestic violence.
which is strange, cos in my group, i regularly quote the domestic violence ad,
'to domestic violence against women, australia says NO.'
which means basically means it's okay to abuse men.
but whatever.

SCUM SUCKING ROAD WHORES...AKA MEAN GIRLS
now, my ****buddies know that i am obsessed with she's the man, and high school musical.
i can recite the scripts on command.
voices and all.
(btw i was watching some REALLY crappy plays of she's the man on YouTube.
freaks though they were so good.
I HAVE MORE TALENT UP MY BUTT THAN YOU HAVE IN ALL THREE OF Y'ALL COMBINED)
anyhoo.
i'm really good.
lawl.
but yah.
i am officially...
a mean girls freak.
i know the script
wheeeeeeee.

regina george, is FLAWLESS.
girl with the ugliest effing skirt ever: she has two Fendi purses, AND a silver lexus.
emo girl: i hear she does car commercials, in JAPAN.
asian mathlete guy(btw, his character is the brother to the character who is the head of the cool asians, their characters, not the actual actors): I hear her hair is insured for $10,000.
jock girl: her favourite movie is varsity blues.
weird girl #1: one time, she met john stamos on a plane.
weird girl #2: and he told her she was pretty.
redhead(her real name is bethany byrd ladies and gentlemen): one time she punched in the face.
it was AWESOME.

haha.
you know what's sad.
i did that from memory.
:)
you learn a LOT from watching it with commentary.
tina fey is awesome.
although she likes to toot her own horn.
if ya know what i mean.
:wink:
and i swear i am going to get business cards printed out that say,
Kevin Gnapoor
Maths Enthusiast / Bad-ass MC
And hand em out to my friends.
:D:D

EMAIL SPAM
Anyhoo.
came home from work today.
turns out my c.l.a.s.s friends thought i had nothing better to do than to reply to about 56 emails in my spare time!!!!
they also started up the whole 'most likely survey' thing.
hehe.
here are some of the ones they chose for me.


my best friend Michelle
Most Likely to live with their parents till their 30: Helen, you internet moocher, youu!

Most Likely to become a doctor: Helen and I. I'll be a GP or a surgeon and Helen's an OBGYN, delivering babies in Vietnam. And completing pap smears all around the world.
(michelle is the grey's obsessed friend (MichLovesGreys) and she thinks I'M gonna be the obgyn when really *whispers* SHE IS)

Most Likely to go on Aussie Idol: Helen, she'll sing Grace Kelly with all of the octaves.
which is true, i do sing it with all the octaves.
i'm naturally gifted like that.
i can't sing some normal pitch songs, but i can sing really high and really low.

Most Likely to become a total drama queen: Helen, being an Aussie idol will get to her head!


from my weird friend Suwen aka Sven aka Junaberry, who has an obsession with being raped...

Most Likely to live to 100: Helen - she will indefinitely create a freezing, immortality type thing and freeze herself at 16 then wake up at 100 and die promptly as she is unfreezified
...
strange i know.

Most Likely to become a total drama queen: HELEN!!!!!!
already am darlink.

Most Likely to become a singer: Helen - first bonafide ABV pop singer. (australian born viet)
yeah...
So i haven't sifted through all of them, but most of them are i'm gonna be a doctor who makes money by singing part-time.
:lol:

i just wanna say to my c.l.a.s.s chums
aka bum buddies...
YOU FREAKS.
I HAVE LIKE 60 FREAKIN EMAILS TO READ!!!!
ah fun.

also...
sitting in c.l.a.s.s the other day,
my friend sven (see above)
goes, helen you have nice boobs....
TO BE CONTINUED...

Loff Kweenie xoxo

Wheeeeeee.
Well, today was the 2nd day of a 4 day weekend.
:D:D


DIAMOND RINGS
Remember how I told yas about the 1k diamond ring my dad bought my mum a few weeks ago.
Well today my mother has upped the ante.
Came home, from picking up her friend's sister from the airport, who was visiting from Vietnam.
Turns out, she had gotten her to get her another diamond ring, which are obviously cheaper in Vietnam.
When I saw it I like, mum people are gonna be able to tell that's fake!!
cos it was about the size of a mini M&M right.
and she's like, but it's not fake!
so i go o...k, how much is it worth then?

a jaw-dropping 20 thousand dollars AU. (16,625 USD, 12,371 Euros, 8,393 pounds)

apparently, she got it for 11k, cos it's from vietnam.
lol.
but still!!!!
jeebus.
'tis very pretty though, set in white gold,
and when i looked at it in the sunlight,
i swear it blinded me for awhile.
that's at least a week of happy for her.
for anyone really.


MYSPACE
anyhoo.
i spent the day updating my myspace.
still haven't quite finished cos myspace is all glitchy.
but got rid of my HAWT rachel bilson one.
and found a heroes one.
reformatted the text colours, and added some icons that i spent forever lookin for.
changed the song to 'once upon a december' from the disney movie anastasia.
check it out!


THE WORLD AROUND US
mainly about the whores that have been in the magazines lately.

paris hilton - #*^$(#&#^$@(#&
stupid slut trying to avoid her jail sentence.
can't believe she got it shortened down to 23 days.
and now she's estimated to make about 24 frackin' million from it,
through tv shows, a movie deal, merchandise like dolls, t-shirts, and a book.
:x:x:x:x
DIE PARIS HILTON.
sorry army.

britney spears' new hair extensions look creepy.


HELEN'S GIRL CRUSH LIST
haha, yes 'tis my girl crush list.
:P
And I managed to find the pictures of each of them, that I love the most.
Like my favourite, lawl.

[spoiler] 1. Rachel Bilson.
Loved her as Summer Roberts, she's got great dress sense, and she's not like a lot of the other Hollywood starlets.

2. Amanda Bynes.
Ditto as for Rachel Bilson, she's so funny, She's The Man, The Amanda Show etc.

(obviously, that's her in the front, the girl :P)

3. Mischa Barton
Hehe love her styl3 and such, and she's just cool.

4. Kristen Bell
Pretty, and SMART, going through college in both Veronica Mars and real life.
Funny actress too.

5. Autumn Reeser
Funny actress, AND pretty.
lawl.

6. Laura Ramsey
Great actress.
loved the movies i've seen her in.

7. Hilary Duff
adored her from a very young age.
(yes even from the lizzie mcguire days)
.:P

8. Adriana Lima
super.
model.
'nuff said.
[/spoiler]

WORDS OF THE DAY/WEEK
words/phrases that have been circulating through my group of friends.

lawl - obviously, another version of lol.

are you for cereal?? - a new one, which is just gettin' started; aka are you for serious.

tina, you fat lard - mostly just me, sayin' that to everyone else randomly.
lawl.

iTUNES
weeeeeeell bought some more iTunes money the other day.
I have enough for one more song, so any suggestions?
:D:D

Bought so far
Crazy For This Girl - Evan & Jaron
Be Good To Me - Ashley Tisdale
Boston - Augustana
Tangled Up In me - Skye Sweetnam
Breaking Free - Amy Pearson
Once Upon A December - Anastasia the movie
Angel - Amanda Perez
Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte
Umbrella - Rihanna
Worn Me Down - Rachel Yamagata

So those plus these
[spoiler] Lonely Day - System of a Down
He Said She Said - Ashley Tisdale
If You Don't Mean It - Dean Geyer
Hands Open - Snow Patrol
It's Too Late - Evermore
A Bad Dream - Keane
Mr Brightside - The Killers
There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet - Panic! At The Disco [/spoiler]
are my current top songs playlist.
Some old songs, some new songs.
:D:D


FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE
not including the Disney Channel Original Movies
eg. High School Musical
just the ****cs, y'know?

Mine are Anastasia and the Little Mermaid.
:D:D


Anyhoooo.
'tis past 1 am,
and my parents shall probably be home from their party soon.
so seeya round toots!

Loff Kweenie xoxo

PostScript.
Kaitlyn, borrowed your way of text-colouring.
:D:D